Melee Joke thread - Seriously

[Yung Mei]

that post was epic, lol

little does everyone know, SILENT SPECTRE IS CAPTION FALCON

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Why is Master Hand in all three games of the super smash bros trilogy? Because he is Handy!
Why does Master Hand alway win aginst Crazy Hand? Because the he is always Right.
What does Kirby say when Crazy hand Attacks him?"This is not Right."

 

[Geist]

Congratulations, those just might be the worst jokes ever.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Congratulations, those just might be the worst jokes ever.

Just like Crazy Hand your humor has Left the building.

Spoiler

(Sorry if I was rude I was wating for a responce so I could make a left joke.)

 

[Zodiac]

This thread has been dead so long im just sPEACHless

 

[Wo1f]

Captain Falcon puts the Fair in Unfair.

 

[ryuu seika]

I really loled at "While it's true that moose eats Bair, Bair wrecks just about everything else."

 

[GroovyGreenHat]

Player A: I need to go to the bathroom.
Player B: No johns.

 

[vZakat]

Faclon after he falcon punches his team mate "It's not like I knee'd you"

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

What did master hand say to crazy hand?

"You're so crazy"

 

[ryuu seika]

No, it's more like: Why does CH never appear alone?

Because he's Crazy for his Master.

 

[MCSR]

No, it's more like: Why does CH never appear alone?

Because he's Crazy for his Master.

...

wut the

 

[#HBC | Mac]

Roy main who changed to Marth - "I miss fire"
Luigi main - "me too"

lmao

person1: hey spife! why didn't you make it out of pools
spife: i was the weakest link =/

 

[Brookman]

What did the falcon say to the peach???

"I kneed you <3"


what did falcon say to sheik after she ducked??

"I can't bair you any longer"

 

[hungrybox]

I BAIRly won against Kage!

seriously, this one time there was a thread with 5 straight pages of BAIR jokes, I ****ing died

 

[X1-12]

I BAIRly won against Kage!

seriously, this one time there was a thread with 5 straight pages of BAIR jokes, I ****ing died

you mean your bair-ly survived?

 

[Zodiac]

That joke is so overused , I BAIRly give it the time of day anymore.

 

[kpm91]

Person A: Armada
Person B: What's Armada?
Person A: Nothing, what's Armada with you?

 

[Banks]

Q: how do you feel about the comboability of marth as opposed to roy?

A: I'm stunned!

 

[Banks]

Q: What do you tell a Kirby who complains about the broken abilities of other characters?

A: Suck it up

 

[Banks]

Q: What did Pichu say to everyone who told him he sucked?

A: Pichu

 

[#HBC | Mac]

lmao

ahahhahhhah

holy ****

yur ********

never post on these boards again

 

[th0rn]

Q: What did Pichu say to everyone who told him he sucked?

A: Pichu

LOL, you win the thread.

 

[Bamesy]

Some amazing stuff in here..wow

Peach slapping QnA one made my mom laugh LOL

 

[Lordydennek]

What's Link's favorite kind of music?

SKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[Kite91]

Mango chose Puff,the Rest is history
-Zach/Kite

 

[Deleted member]

When Falco beats his leader....you can say the latter was simply outFOXed.