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Melee Joke thread - Seriously

Zodiac

Smash Master
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Its not a thread thats a joke, but a thread about jokes! At SWF we have some good times posting random funny crap in threads. Some of those random things are worth saving so here are a few things I've heard that were just to funny to let die.


"What is mango's favorite cereal? Jigglypuffs!" - M2K

"Jigglypuff's come in hungrybox's" - KirbyKraze

"What did the peach player say when he was looking for a stichface?
It'll turnip eventually." - Keblerelf

"what's capt. falcon's phone number?
222-2222"
-harriettheguy

"The tables have turnip-ed"
- Btree

"I'll tell you what's fair..... the knee."

"That bair-ly worked"

Vist- "I thought I'd give it a rest"
me- "Leave the rest to me"
-thumbswayup

"i asked azen for advice, all i got were tippers"
- boss/eggm

"what does captain falcon drink in hawaii? PUNCH!"
-Shinku

"You get the grab. I'll do the rest."
--Jigglypuff to Fox
-Tee ay eye

"What do you get when you cross Sheik with Bowser?
A teenage mutant ninja turtle!"

-CloneHat's little sister

"i went to London a met-a-knight
it sure is a beautiful de-de-de"
-mikeHAZE

Person A: Armada
Person B: What's Armada?
Person A: Nothing, what's Armada with you?
-kpm91

Q: how do you feel about the comboability of marth as opposed to roy?

A: I'm stunned!
-Banks

Q: What do you tell a Kirby who complains about the broken abilities of other characters?

A: Suck it up
-banks

Q: What did Pichu say to everyone who told him he sucked?

A: Pichu
-banks

person1: hey spife! why didn't you make it out of pools
spife: i was the weakest link =/
-macman



Feel free to post and make more jokes or recall old ones!
 

Vist

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oh man, corny smash jokes


(kinda like the one already said)
"The tables have turnip-ed" - Btree

"I'll tell you what's fair..... the knee."

"That bair-ly worked"

ThumbsWayUp after pulling off a moonwalk - "That was smoooth"
Me - "That must make you a smooth criminal"
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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LOL everyone knows pichu players can't play as pikachu just like pikachu's can't play as pichu.

why did kirby cross the nett? because killing himselfself is as far as his metagame goes


Why did mew2king rage about puff? to beat mango
 

thumbswayup

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wars not make one great
what's capt. falcon's phone number?
222-2222

-harriettheguy
I don't get it

oh man, corny smash jokes


(kinda like the one already said)
"The tables have turnip-ed" - Btree

"I'll tell you what's fair..... the knee."

"That bair-ly worked"

ThumbsWayUp after pulling off a moonwalk - "That was smoooth"
Me - "That must make you a smooth criminal"
That was nairly funny

When Vist was using puff in friendlies:

Vist- "I thought I'd give it a rest"
me- "Leave the rest to me"

why do pichu players ever play as pikachu? they pick him by axe-ident

-___________-
LOLOLOLOL
 

KirbyKaze

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Spiral Mountain
There's the joke Mew2King said at some point

"What do you get when you cross DK with ICs?"
"What, good sir, do you get?"
"DICKs!"
 

Kanelol

Smash Lord
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Ohio yeeeee
Rest in Peace - A jiggs combo video

These aren't really jokes, just really bad nerd puns. But I still lol'd
 

Tee ay eye

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what did marth say whenever someone told him that his arm hurt?
SUCK IT UP!

"You get the grab. I'll do the rest."
--Jigglypuff to Fox
 

GHNeko

Sega Stockholm Syndrome.
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Aug 13, 2007
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テキサス、アメリカ
NNID
GHNeko
ghneko (23:44:26): ur gf's like smash. everyone think's she's like a little kid, but i know how deep she is.
ghneko (23:44:44): ^ 100% original son
Skip. (23:45:08):ur gfs brawl. mine is melee.
Skip. (23:45:09): gg.
ghneko (23:45:33): ****
terrib le
 
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