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Melee Characters representing Countries

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Stev

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Sheik / Zelda would be like Israel / Palestine. It was originally Palestine, but then they pressed down B and left, making them stronger
 
Signia

Signia

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Ganon is from the desert, where do you think he represents

Kirby represents all products from japan, a cute little puff ball, so he's japanese, unless of course you're talking about AMERICAN KIRBY http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/happy-japanese-kirby-angry-american-kirby-987

G&W is obviously of African descent

Mario, Luigi, and Peach are from the Netherlands, aka the Mushroom Kingdom (uhh idk... some drugs are legalized there that aren't usually)

Ness is Canadian because he looks like a South Park Canadian minus the head bobbing

YL is Cambodian because he is top tier in Cambodia

Ice Climbers are from Greenland... because it's icier than Iceland
 
The Star King

The Star King

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Jonas said:
Smart move putting "inb4" at the beginning of your post because then you got to make the joke without seeming racist
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Ok, I can't lie, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking. Good call.

It's not really racist, because people from Zimbabwe ARE black, and ARE primitive, and I'm not saying anything about blacks in general. But you never know with SWF's mods, so I played it safe.

Kanelol said:
who's canada ?

I NOMINATE GANON
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Ice Climbers, obviously. Eskimos (Inuit) are from Canada.
 
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jauqesh

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CloneHat said:
Huh?

I agree with the rest of your post though.
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lolol i didn't even realize that until you pointed it out. i was more makin fun of aladdin than thinkin well of sheik.

Sheik is not gay in a sexual way. gay in every other way.
 
DippnDots

DippnDots

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i mean, what if zelda was secretly a lesbian but for obvious political reasons couldn't be open about it. A ninja alter ego would be perfect for going out and hitting the club.
 
Rhubarbo

Rhubarbo

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BlueSamsara said:
If each character were to represent a different country in a total world war, which character would represent which country?
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Mario: Italy (Established in the canon)

Luigi: Italy (Mario's brother)

Peach: Great Britain (Fair monarch of a distant land to Mario)

Bowser: Germany (Wants to harm Peach, evil like Hitler)

Yoshi: Ice Land (Yoshi's Island)

DK: Brasil (Hails from a rain forest)

Captain Falcon: Canada (Captain Canuck pun/is generally awesome like Canada)

Ganondorf: Arabia (The Gerudo Desert from OoT was heavily influenced by the Middle East)

Falco: Ecuador and migrates to America

Fox: Mexico (Fox from the Mexican deserts)

Ness: United States (He's heavily impled to be from America in his game)

Ice Climbers: Sweden (Sweedish twins)

Kirby: France (Elegant and seemingly harmless)

Samus: Austraila (United States is already taken, is clearly white)

Zelda: Russia (Reminiscent of the Russian queen, looks tougher than Peach, much like the Russian queens look tougher than the British)

Link: Ireland (Fits the LoZ mythology, he looks Irish)

Pichu: Demark (Is harmless)

Pikachu: Japan (Is oozing Japaneseness)

Jigglypuff: Amsterdam (How else can she get so high all the time)

Mewtwo: Antarctica (Hails from the secret lab he was made in)

Mr. Game and Watch: South Africa...or some easter european country with flat chested people.

Marth: South Korea (Ruler of an Asian kingdom)

Roy: North Korea (Heir to an Asian kingdom throne)
 
mastermoo420

mastermoo420

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Ahahaha I love BlueSamsara. He always makes a topic that gets a pretty good amount of posts in it, and he never posts in it again. xD
 
DtJ SmithZzz

DtJ SmithZzz

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Rhubarbo said:
Mario: Italy (Established in the canon)

Luigi: Italy (Mario's brother)

Peach: Great Britain (Fair monarch of a distant land to Mario)

Bowser: Germany (Wants to harm Peach, evil like Hitler)

Yoshi: Ice Land (Yoshi's Island)

DK: Brasil (Hails from a rain forest)

Captain Falcon: Canada (Captain Canuck pun/is generally awesome like Canada)

Ganondorf: Arabia (The Gerudo Desert from OoT was heavily influenced by the Middle East)

Falco: Ecuador and migrates to America

Fox: Mexico (Fox from the Mexican deserts)

Ness: United States (He's heavily impled to be from America in his game)

Ice Climbers: Sweden (Sweedish twins)

Kirby: France (Elegant and seemingly harmless)

Samus: Austraila (United States is already taken, is clearly white)

Zelda: Russia (Reminiscent of the Russian queen, looks tougher than Peach, much like the Russian queens look tougher than the British)

Link: Ireland (Fits the LoZ mythology, he looks Irish)

Pichu: Demark (Is harmless)

Pikachu: Japan (Is oozing Japaneseness)

Jigglypuff: Amsterdam (How else can she get so high all the time)

Mewtwo: Antarctica (Hails from the secret lab he was made in)

Mr. Game and Watch: South Africa...or some easter european country with flat chested people.

Marth: South Korea (Ruler of an Asian kingdom)

Roy: North Korea (Heir to an Asian kingdom throne)
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my favorite currently because you're the only one to know about Ness being implied to be American.
 
kevlar

kevlar

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USA -Falcon
Any African Country- DK
Russia-Bowser (It looks big and scary, but really isn't)
Japan- Yoshi
Britain-Jiggz (It looks small and harmless until it beats the crap out of you)
Italy-Mario
Poland- Luigi
(Nazi) Germany- Zhu's Falco (terrifying, until it makes a mistake)

Btw, poland and DKs answers are not racist. I'm black and polish.
 
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Mooo

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Yoshi is China, cause they eggsport so much.
ness is american with the baseball, the skateboard and the yoyo
falcon is usa too, he even has captain in his name and switch the helmet with a top hat and give him a beard and you have oncle sam
 
Rhubarbo

Rhubarbo

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Stratford said:
Antarctica is not a country.
Neither is Arabia.
Neither is Amsterdam.

:)
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*Saudi Arabia (I didn't put in Saudi because I find it terribly narcassistic a family put their God damn name in a country)

*Netherlands (Genuinely my bad. I thought Amsterdam was an eastern European country)

As for Antarctica, I just put it in there because I can.
 
JesiahTEG

JesiahTEG

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I think the best mains of each character should move to their respective countries. Stop being fake, people. Wobbles get your *** to Antarctica.

lol this is the funniest thread in a while...some really funny answers


Stratford said:
Antarctica is not a country.

:)
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I just got owned by the past LMAO that's what i get for not looking before i post
 
Rubyiris

Rubyiris

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Can America have multiple characters? Several of the characters fit varying USA stereotypes, or are implied to be from the USA canonically.

USA for example should have Falco, Captain Falcon, and Ness at the very least.
 
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