Stop responding and just skip every post he makes. It was fun to read the comebacks back and forth in the beginning, but now they're just repetitive, and this goes for both sides. I'll sum up all the posts for you.
Troll:
Attention attention attention false smack talk i act like i'm the best thing since the big bang attention attention
Everyone else:
Douche douche douche beat you up don't come around here douche douche douche
Shouts!
DuD: Where were you, huh? Naw naw naw, I won't stand for it anymore, don't bother coming to another tournament unless you wanna get your a$$ whooped, dweeb.
Gi: Wow, it's great talking to you. You're such a cool guy, it's incredible. I wish more guys could be like you. And so ATTRACTIVE too. You're just super duper. Oh boy, you are one in a billion. You even rock at Brawl! You're my idol. Plus, you're a complete noob. And you know what else Gi? Everything I typed about you before this except for one thing is a lie. Guess which one. Yeah, that's right noob. Nah, I'm kidding lol, it was really fun talking to you. Next time Michelle doesn't wanna come, whip out that fog horn biznatch.
Ayaz: Hey, we didn't talk much but it was nice seeing you there. I'll try and make it out to the smash fests you hold at your house lol. LOL and nice going with talking to that guy for a half hour and calling him Ambrose lolol
Bug: Ewww, you didn't even get top 3 Adam! Why do you even come to these things? lol $100 money match scrub!
Pyrenight: LOL LOL LOL LOL THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED I WAS HOLDING THE 5 BUCKS I OWE YOU AND IT ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPED INTO THE HANDS OF THE GIRL WHO WAS SELLING PIZZA AND BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING SHE GAVE ME TWO SLICES
Ambrose: OH, Ambrooooose, yeah yeah, I remember who he is.. amazing player + guy, and a lot of fun to talk to and to watch play. One of the nicest guys I know. So hey, now that I've told them what you wanted me to say, where can I pick up the 5 bucks you promised me? Kidding lol <3
Ace: I know we tease you a lot about your nado, but you're actually a really good player and just know how to use it properly. It's cheap, but I haven't run into a fighting game that had cheap moves that weren't used in professional play, so don't let it get to you. SPAM THAT NADO ACE, SPAM IT GOOD
Lain: NICE ice climbers, lotsa fun to watch. Hope to seeya again at upcoming tourneys.
Ally: You play like ****. lol nice job, way to go, you deserve it. Your brother's really great too.
Wolfblade: 4 inches... AROUND lol
Rion: I'm just judging from your posts on the forums, but wow, you seem like a really nice guy.
Niko: I noticed you weren't wearing a peach shirt this time. Traitor.
Fatal: Nub
Melee Guys: Wow, it's been months, I'm glad I got to see you guys again. Too bad Charles didn't come, I'll try to come out to the next melee tournament to see all of you. They've really gotta start making combined tournaments, I don't like the separation.
Percon/JL/pastaboy/KC: you fail, suckas!
Nate: Drinking competition? I'll own you, I drink that **** like water lol
Zaf: Love our burn fests lol
Chet: When am I gonna see you guys again? Where was Kage? Where was Fizzi? You're gonna pay Chester!
kanterstrajk@hotmail.com Talk to ya on msn!
ZSS Kid: I dunno WHAT I was doing wrong, but I was playing so sloppy. I know I managed to three stock you that one time, but you ***** me after that. We never got to get our match in. Next time, deal?
5ive: Nice Pika! (I'm the girl who played ZSS) Our friendly was so close, I can't believe I got that last side B in. You owned me in FFA though lol. You weren't going easy on me were you? Everyone here is saying how your Pika was amazing, and it is, but now I feel like you weren't trying and let me win lol.
MDK: Guilty gear? Get outta here scrub!
Jake: Get more free time you giant, we need to hang out a lot more. I've got a feeling you won't be able to make it down soon, so send me some info on the next practice you're going to so I can come, okay?
GK: Gotta love our little talks, always so funny lol. But uh... what was with those sneakers huh.. I didn't see any brand names on there.. get that **** outta here. Sneakers aren't sneakers unless they're over 200 bucks. Might as well have been held together by dirt. Thought I wouldn't notice, huh. My momma di'int raise no foo.
Chaotic: Who?
STEVE/TARGET PRACTICE: *tackles* OMFG STEVE I JUST SAVED YOU FROM A BULLET!!!!! lolololol!!!
Thanks a lot to the hosts and their friends for this, as well as all of the players who helped out. I've got a feeling I missed someone important, so lemme know if I missed ya.