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Kansas City/Lawrence Discussion Topic

Massive

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Flesh cutting (especially mouth cutting) are looked upon with great superstition by shinto philosophy and that has bled out into Japan's public at large.

Additionally, in nearly every bit of japanese porn (that I've seen anyway) their crotches are jagged, hairy mosaics that cause terrifying squeaking sounds to come from the girl's mouth like as if one was strangling a ferret with their ****.

Japanese chicks with colored contacts are apparently mad hot though :awesome:.

Edit: GODDAMMIT HONDA PLAY CAVE STORY. It's Nintendo hard and Metroid Awesome.
Double Edit: *Super Metroid awesome*
 

only1Z

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Your body is the most singular most important vessel and gift, to defile it would be to desecrate "god"
 

rei_vincent

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Additionally, in nearly every bit of japanese porn (that I've seen anyway) their crotches are jagged, hairy mosaics that cause terrifying squeaking sounds to come from the girl's mouth like as if one was strangling a ferret with their ****.
This reminds me of that movie Teeth. Oh god that movie was great. I laughed so much.
 

JoeMotion

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I think I am going to miss Massive Smash this week. Make sure nothing cool happens, I don't want to have to learn the names of a bunch of new kings.
 

Massive

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dmac not again :(

My controller stock has been decreasing every week.
Last week somebody took my black controller and replaced it with a CHEAP MOCKERY.
Whoever did it please bring it back... I can't play for crap with whomever's greasy silver 'troller remains here.
 

AustinRC

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For video gaming played time, JUST WORLD OF WARCRAFT, adds up to 5.93 million years combined of human play.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
 

Massive

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Like, there's only 3 controllers in the basement.
None in the living room.

Somebody's jackin' our ****.
JACE ARE YOU VIOLATING THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?
 

Jace08

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so can everyone still make it to massive smash today besides honda and dmac? Although if you two stepped it up and came anyway that'd be awesome
 

dmac

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a reason I'm backing out is cause the terrible roommate wsome how busted the pipes under the stink in his bath room and I .... fack, wasnt at home

still no proof to get him really busted :/

and school johns
 

dmac

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yeahhh hhhhhh I like living 3 minutes from school and 1 minute from work :( other wise I'd totally replace ben 10 as your wow room mate!
 

rei_vincent

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dmac not again :(

My controller stock has been decreasing every week.
Last week somebody took my black controller and replaced it with a CHEAP MOCKERY.
Whoever did it please bring it back... I can't play for crap with whomever's greasy silver 'troller remains here.
I gave Jace 2 controllers that I randomly found in my house that I think Wohlgey probably stole from somebody. If anyone wants them go for it, I have my one and only wtf troller :D
 

only1Z

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I retrieved the silver spade from your evil clutches~ Random assortment of controllers ain't a bonus man. But you do need to hunt yours down.
 

Jace08

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I gave Jace 2 controllers that I randomly found in my house that I think Wohlgey probably stole from somebody. If anyone wants them go for it
yeah I can bring these if someone wants me too. Unfortunately none of the owns I have are white so I don't think I have dmac's
 

pyroty

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NO SMASH?! AHhhh wtf. I should really stop in here more often so I don't keep getting myself hyped for no reason... And it's always times like this, when I don't check, shower, get all my **** together, about to leave- "Oh I guess I should check.. JUST IN CASE" *Canceled* BULL****
 

HondaFoo

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You could always go there anyway and hang with Massive, he's a cool dude

@SB Don't worry, I'm sure we'll both get plenty of practice in on Friday night...playing Mario Party 4 that is
 

Jace08

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who can go to mizzou next weekend?
i wanna play y'all
I'm down. If rolla shows up this time, we'd have 4 crews in one place. Obviously not an epic turnout but I think it'd be worth it

been reading the smym thread lately, arc I don't agree with the trash talk LOL aren't you not even confirmed to get work off that weekend? You really better get on that, otherwise everyone's gonna be like SCURRRRRED ALL TALK AND NO SKILL
 

darkatma

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Stl vs Kansas would be such a good crew battle if everyone played

we would have
me
blitz
geno
lixi
book

as top 5 here

vs

jace
dmac
arc
n64
Z

as your top 5

too bad geno is always busy, Lixi is in med school, and book doesn't wanna travel ever =[
 

HondaFoo

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KS Jace would tap

EDIT: So guys, I think we should have a Lawrence Smash this Thursday! Pound V pools will be released on Tuesday, so this will give me a chance to get some last-minute practice/advice for people in my pool who I might have trouble with. I'll be scouting videos throughout the week so I'll come with plenty of questions for you Arc/dmac! Strong Bad would you be able to make it to this?
 
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