Kansas City/Lawrence Discussion Topic

[only1Z]

Massive, I should have asked this earlier but, do you have my black jacket and phone chillin at your house?

 

[dmac]

ugh someone has my memory card unlockin ganon takes so much time

 

[only1Z]

To bad no one else has one....

 

[AmBa LaNce]

Everyone should hit me up on Starcraft. Add EnT3RiX@gmail.com

 

[Jace08]

dmac if you don't end up getting that one back you can always take back the one you gave me, my brother has our wii right now anyway

TIME TO DUEL AMBA

I'll add you, and my email is rjheeren@sbcglobal.net

 

[HondaFoo]

Massiveeee Smaaaaashh

 

[dmac]

[04:12] deathmac: thats better than my tv/xbox status
[04:12] deathmac: which are currently also in "poof" status
[04:13] only1zbro: Who's head are you bustin, to solve the mystery
[04:13] deathmac: well its all from this new roommate
[04:13] deathmac: BEN
[04:13] deathmac: moves in
[04:13] only1zbro: sounds classy
[04:13] deathmac: cleans up everywhere
[04:13] deathmac: nice start
[04:13] deathmac: bam
[04:13] deathmac: thursday morning
[04:13] deathmac: wake up at 6:30
[04:13] deathmac: from captain america
[04:14] deathmac: hey dude wheres your tv/xbox
[04:14] deathmac: why is the door wide open
[04:14] only1zbro: rogers is a good dude
[04:14] deathmac: he really is
[04:14] deathmac: so im like fuuuuuuuuuuck
[04:14] only1zbro: and ben hasn't reported in yet?
[04:14] deathmac: okay i gotta goto class
[04:14] deathmac: can't missclass
[04:14] deathmac: so i come home at 12
[04:14] deathmac: call the cops
[04:14] deathmac: well actually
[04:14] deathmac: ben sees me come home
[04:14] deathmac: and hes like
[04:14] deathmac: did someone break in last night?
[04:14] deathmac: and im like i dont know if there was a break in, but my tv and xbox are gone
[04:15] deathmac: and hes like OHHHHHHH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN that sucksssssssssss
[04:15] deathmac: here let met call the cops for you
[04:15] deathmac: and a cop comes over
[04:15] deathmac: and i give him the lowdown
[04:15] deathmac: while giving ben the stinkeye the whole time
[04:15] deathmac: and ****in ben is just swearing he had nothing to do with it
[04:15] deathmac: actin lik ehes on meth
[04:15] deathmac: or coked out
[04:15] deathmac: or SOMETHING
[04:16] deathmac: and the cop doesn't really pick up on anythign and just says to give him a call if anything else happens
[04:16] only1zbro: 0/2 what if he's in cahoots with negro mate
[04:16] deathmac: but im 100% sure he had something to do with my tv/box
[04:16] deathmac: he is supposedly DESPERATE to find it for me
[04:16] only1zbro: lol is this just your parents dropping some random person in the house
[04:16] deathmac: "2 guys just chased me down the street with baseball bats after i asked about that xbox"
[04:17] deathmac: "i had to run for my life"
[04:17] only1zbro: Ok, so now he's lying
[04:17] only1zbro: haha
[04:17] deathmac: HASNT HE BEEN FROM THE BEGINNING
[04:17] deathmac: ****TTTT
[04:17] deathmac: he has a kid
[04:17] only1zbro: apparently
[04:17] deathmac: and a baby's mama
[04:17] deathmac: and hes telling me
[04:17] deathmac: i swear on my childs life
[04:17] deathmac: i didn't have anything to do with this
[04:17] only1zbro: you should eat his kid
[04:17] deathmac: the blood of the innocent will rain down on my xbox
[04:18] deathmac: so whatever
[04:18] deathmac: hes TRYING to find me replacement ones
[04:18] deathmac: or whatever
[04:18] only1zbro: petty civil disputes are lame
[04:18] deathmac: and i walk by his room
[04:18] only1zbro: wtf are the cops gonna do bout it
[04:18] only1zbro: NEWAYS
[04:18] deathmac: and i see a BUSTED UP xbox360
[04:18] deathmac: like beat the **** up xbox
[04:18] deathmac: its not mine
[04:18] deathmac: and it doesn't have a hd
[04:18] deathmac: and hes like
[04:18] deathmac: do you know anything about fixing up 360s
[04:18] deathmac: and im like... no.
[04:19] deathmac: what the **** do i say to that
[04:19] deathmac: where the hell did you get that broken 360
[04:19] only1zbro: guy who knows a guy
[04:19] deathmac: 360 isn't the important part even
[04:19] deathmac: though that did have my ssf4.....
[04:19] deathmac: the tv is 1000 bucks :-/
[04:19] deathmac: and its MPs
[04:19] deathmac: not even mine
[04:19] deathmac: dont know what the **** im going to do about that
[04:20] only1zbro: a lot of details to work out, that will be out of your pocket, and between mp
[04:20] only1zbro: COULD PROBABLY LOOK INTO, I DUNNO, KICKING BEN OUT?
[04:20] deathmac: well first i might let dragon and fist do the talking
[04:20] deathmac: dragon is the name of my left fist
[04:20] deathmac: and fist is the name of my right fist
[04:20] only1zbro: Those are really weak names
[04:21] deathmac: i do what i can
[04:22] only1zbro: I'm not much for violence. but if you can do old school beat em up, sure why not
[04:22] deathmac: but how do i do it like in a movie
[04:22] deathmac: where i get my **** back
[04:22] deathmac: and i dont get introuble with the law
[04:23] only1zbro: gonna have to threaten him with a particular set of skills
[04:23] deathmac: alsoo im fairly certain hes high on life
[04:23] deathmac: that, or meth or coke
[04:23] only1zbro: there's probably such a grey legal area
[04:23] only1zbro: you can't prove ****
[04:23] deathmac: i gotta wear my contacts
[04:23] deathmac: can't risk the glasses
[04:23] deathmac: i haven't been in a real fight in soooooo longggggg
[04:24] deathmac: i could take this joker down
[04:24] deathmac: DOWN HARD
[04:24] deathmac: 1v1
[04:24] deathmac: but i dont know all the crackheads he deals with
[04:24] deathmac: and the reppercutions that would come after i get my **** back
[04:24] deathmac: if i get my **** back
[04:24] only1zbro: lol, think of it this way, what would it accomplish beating this dude up
[04:24] deathmac: GRATIFICATION?
[04:24] deathmac: OH
[04:24] deathmac: ****
[04:24] deathmac: today
[04:24] deathmac: right
[04:24] deathmac: i wake up at around 1
[04:24] deathmac: (lol no class on friday wooooooooooo)
[04:24] deathmac: so im whatever
[04:24] deathmac: lookin for veronica
[04:25] deathmac: she hasn't eaten her food
[04:25] deathmac: weird
[04:25] deathmac: wheres veronica
[04:25] deathmac: hrm....
[04:25] deathmac: not in any hiding spots....
[04:25] deathmac: hRMMMMMM
[04:25] deathmac: so im lookin around and ****
[04:25] deathmac: no cat
[04:25] deathmac: ben comes home
[04:25] deathmac: hey ben have you seen my cat?
[04:25] deathmac: theres a cat here??!
[04:25] deathmac: /facepalm
[04:25] deathmac: so im pretty pissed
[04:26] deathmac: but not doing anything yet
[04:26] deathmac: i can smell cat pee in the living room
[04:26] deathmac: which means that someone picked up veronica and she didn't want it to happen
[04:26] deathmac: so im thinking super stoned ben or one of his friends jacked her
[04:26] only1zbro: this is possibly the shadiest dude i've heard of, for all time
[04:26] deathmac: using my detective skills i go out for a jog
[04:27] deathmac: exercising while cat hunting
[04:27] deathmac: in the HOPES
[04:27] deathmac: that she is just outside
[04:27] deathmac: hiding
[04:27] deathmac: which is illogical as well
[04:27] deathmac: because she would have never just darted outside
[04:27] deathmac: so someone would have HAD to take her
[04:27] deathmac: as soon as that door opens she hides
[04:27] deathmac: so i take about 30 minutes runnin around in jog mode
[04:27] deathmac: lookin for her
[04:27] deathmac: no luck
[04:27] deathmac: then i get a call from jace
[04:28] deathmac: 'lol dmac my shtity van died please pick me up ps i love god"
[04:28] deathmac: ****in jace
[04:28] deathmac: his directions are so piss poor
[04:28] deathmac: im on 23rd street
[04:28] deathmac: near wing street
[04:28] deathmac: near burger king
[04:28] deathmac: by carlos o kelleys
[04:28] deathmac: wait, i'm at wendys
[04:28] deathmac: *goes to wendys
[04:28] deathmac: jace where the **** are you
[04:29] deathmac: i dont know !!
[04:29] deathmac: he was at mcdonalds
[04:29] deathmac: he couldn't ****ing see the golden god damn golden mcdonald arches
[04:29] only1zbro: What, he's like 3 blocks from campus...big deal
[04:29] deathmac: he was on his way out to olathe
[04:29] deathmac: to get his car fixed
[04:29] deathmac: and by driving it to olathe it died
[04:29] deathmac: oh the ironing
[04:30] deathmac: so we goto aushwitz
[04:30] deathmac: and print out 20 lost cat posters
[04:30] deathmac: cuttin into my free 8 dollars a semester
[04:30] deathmac: get home, and HEY
[04:30] only1zbro: HOLD IT
[04:30] only1zbro: you get 8 bucks of printing for free
[04:30] deathmac: si
[04:30] deathmac: per semester
[04:30] only1zbro: how do I get in on that
[04:31] only1zbro: *luckily your cat was home apparently*
[04:31] deathmac: you are already
[04:31] only1zbro: maybe I am....
[04:31] only1zbro: PARDON ME
[04:31] deathmac: have you tried to print anything?
[04:31] only1zbro: I have
[04:31] deathmac: did it work?
[04:31] only1zbro: i figured it was just charging directly to loans and ****
[04:31] only1zbro: yeah
[04:31] deathmac: yeah you get 8 bucks
[04:31] deathmac: its just for printing
[04:32] deathmac: dime a page after that i think
[04:32] deathmac: maybe 8 cents a page
[04:32] deathmac: anyways
[04:32] deathmac: i get home
[04:32] deathmac: hey i found your cat!!
[04:32] deathmac: "where was she?"
[04:32] only1zbro: what a bro
[04:32] deathmac: she was in the house the whole time!
[04:32] deathmac: in a hiding spot!
[04:32] deathmac: BRUTAL LIES
[04:32] deathmac: LIES LIES LIES
[04:32] deathmac: but whatever
[04:32] deathmac: i got my cat back
[04:32] deathmac: so captain america right
[04:33] deathmac: he is like
[04:33] deathmac: HIS BRO
[04:33] deathmac: fake bro
[04:33] deathmac: tryin to get info out of him
[04:33] deathmac: for some reason ben tells captain america that he really found the cat a block away
[04:33] deathmac: snickers snickers*
[04:33] deathmac: and captain america tells me that
[04:33] deathmac: and im like....
[04:33] deathmac: why would he even tell you that and be proud of that...
[04:33] deathmac: SO
[04:34] deathmac: THIS IS WHAT IM THINKING
[04:34] deathmac: several possibilities here
[04:34] deathmac: he is trying to provide the woman who is the mother to his child
[04:34] deathmac: with some nicer things
[04:34] deathmac: say a TV
[04:34] deathmac: or an XBOX
[04:34] deathmac: or a CAT
[04:34] deathmac: and they're all at a somewhat close location
[04:34] deathmac: so the cat was retrievable....
[04:34] deathmac: quickly in fact
[04:35] deathmac: most people wouldn't like veronica
[04:35] deathmac: shes a hider
[04:35] deathmac: but shes layin right next to me bein a bro right now
[04:35] deathmac: possibility TWO
[04:35] only1zbro: Well I'd lock her up
[04:35] only1zbro: oh
[04:35] only1zbro: there's more
[04:35] deathmac: hes trading **** for DRUGS
[04:35] deathmac: coke, meth
[04:35] only1zbro: MEH
[04:35] deathmac: whatever
[04:35] deathmac: 1000 tvs
[04:35] deathmac: 360s
[04:35] deathmac: SUPER
[04:35] deathmac: STREET
[04:35] deathmac: FIGHTER 4
[04:35] only1zbro: pff...
[04:35] deathmac: (thank god he didn't take my sticks)
[04:35] deathmac: also, left all my wii stuff
[04:36] deathmac: all wiimotes
[04:36] deathmac: nunchuks
[04:36] deathmac: all untouched
[04:36] deathmac: very odd!
[04:36] deathmac: but yeah
[04:36] only1zbro: black people don't want that
[04:36] deathmac: i dont know what the tv/xbox to pill conversion rate is, but its gotta be okay
[04:36] deathmac: alternate possibility to that is him just pawning **** off for cash
[04:36] deathmac: but then he'd more likely sell everything
[04:36] only1zbro: Are you gonna be bucky to captain america bro
[04:37] deathmac: another possibility
[04:37] only1zbro: and bring ustice to this man
[04:37] deathmac: is that he had some partying go down
[04:37] deathmac: the night of this happening
[04:37] deathmac: i went to bed at 11 PM
[04:37] deathmac: cause i had to be up at 7AM
[04:37] deathmac: FOR SKEWL
[04:37] deathmac: **** SON
[04:37] deathmac: and some of his coked out/methd out **** straight up walked out with my tv
[04:37] deathmac: and my xbox
[04:37] deathmac: they forgot the video cables
[04:38] deathmac: but got all the controllers, and the tv remote

[04:44] deathmac: im too old for this **** z
[04:45] only1zbro: I dunno, about the right age actually
[04:45] only1zbro: Just stick by your friend captain america
[04:45] deathmac: like right now
[04:45] deathmac: i can hear him coming in an out of the house
[04:45] only1zbro: .......
[04:45] deathmac: ARE YOU READY TO DIE BEN
[04:45] only1zbro: just jump ou tthere, in your one piece
[04:45] deathmac: i think i have my singlet
[04:45] deathmac: somewhere
[04:45] deathmac: its not a one piece
[04:45] deathmac: its a singlet
[04:45] deathmac: you ****er
[04:46] deathmac: ive been weighin in my head
[04:46] only1zbro: whatever
[04:46] deathmac: how do i take this guy down
[04:46] deathmac: and crush his soul
[04:46] deathmac: that he wants to return my items to me
[04:47] deathmac: ive neve rhad to think about this before
[04:47] deathmac: THIEVES MAN
[04:47] deathmac: PISS ME OFF
[04:47] deathmac: ****ING BLACK TOMMY WITH MY XBOX
[04:47] deathmac: RAITH WITH GIN
[04:47] only1zbro: weren't 2/3 of your deals, the fact that they're sold already
[04:47] only1zbro: yeah, black dude
[04:47] deathmac: WHITE METH HEADS WITH MY XBOX
[04:47] deathmac: AND MY TV
[04:47] only1zbro: this is ****ty
[04:47] deathmac: at least with raith i could just slap his teeth off
[04:47] deathmac: this guy i would have to throw a punch or two
[04:47] deathmac: that black tommy guy
[04:48] only1zbro: wouldn't even be close. And raith wouldn't have blackup
[04:48] deathmac: woulda been a mid level boss fight
[04:48] deathmac: if only i had a jayray assist to spam
[04:48] only1zbro: could send tyler over, haha
[04:48] deathmac: like, honestly, how does he do in fights
[04:48] only1zbro: All I get are stories from this dudes past
[04:48] deathmac: i can't seem him doing AMAZING
[04:49] only1zbro: He says he does good, but even if he fails, he has a crew
[04:49] deathmac: but who knows
[04:49] deathmac: i could get a legit RP assist
[04:49] deathmac: chinese hercules
[04:49] only1zbro: cause both of his brothers are military, John is a bouncer
[04:49] deathmac: superhuman beast from the far east
[04:49] only1zbro: lol....rp is like a bear
[04:49] only1zbro: just under all tha tfur...
[04:50] deathmac: this is all goin down with fists in my heards
[04:50] deathmac: head*
[04:50] deathmac: what if knives get broken out
[04:50] deathmac: or GUNZ
[04:50] deathmac: like that one game
[04:50] deathmac: GUNZ
[04:50] only1zbro: I forgot what tyler told me....UMM< he said if someone pulls a gun on you to buck up to em
[04:50] deathmac: wat
[04:50] only1zbro: like, not aggressive, but point out the consequeces of ending a life
[04:50] only1zbro: im serious
[04:51] only1zbro: haha
[04:51] deathmac: like take a gun barrell and point it at your head
[04:51] only1zbro: assuming there's like a standstill
[04:51] deathmac: like in some awesome *** movie
[04:51] deathmac: DO IT
[04:51] deathmac: YOU DONT HAVE HE BALLS
[04:51] deathmac: THE CAJONES
[04:51] deathmac: TO SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD
[04:51] only1zbro: See, that's being aggressive~
[04:51] deathmac: *****
[04:51] deathmac: yeah
[04:51] deathmac: thats what gets you ****ing dead
[04:52] deathmac: i might have to do this in a 1 man raid team
[04:52] deathmac: what i got planned is like
[04:52] deathmac: following him....
[04:52] deathmac: somewhere
[04:53] deathmac: watching him
[04:53] only1zbro: of upi
[04:53] only1zbro: if you're a bad enough dude, to investigate
[04:53] deathmac: KEITH MARS STYLE
[04:53] deathmac: damn this asian frame of mine
[04:53] deathmac: makes me instantly not threatening
[04:54] deathmac: if i looked like bolo yeung
[04:54] deathmac: **** would go the **** down, the way i would want it to go down
[04:54] deathmac: i'll put jean claude van damms friends in the hospital
[04:54] only1zbro: atleast you have your role model
[04:54] deathmac: you break my record
[04:54] deathmac: i break you

 

[only1Z]

Dmac has all the luck.

 

[AmBa LaNce]

$50 for my services. I've trained in Muay Thai and have been in several fights. I own two firearms and just got a brand new butterfly knife for xmas. I'm tryin to practice my stabbin Red. Whaddayasay?

 

[papermarkis]

I'm black, so obviously I can help you.

 

[dmac]

markis owns....

who's coming to massive smash?

 

[rei_vincent]

I'm coming!

I also have a mostly full bottle of UV for anyone's enjoyment, as long as I stop getting harassed for stealing something that I DIDN'T steal A bribe/reimbursement of sorts.

Jace did you buy SC2? Why haven't you added me!?!?

 

[HondaFoo]

I'm going, what time should we be at your place dmac?

Also, could we not stay super ultra mega late? That means Jace needs to run his tournament quicker!

And dmac if there's any way I can help with your "issue" just let me know. I'm exceptionally good with scheming and sabotage (SABOTAGE!) and extracting revenge. Exceptionally good.

 

[JoeMotion]

I'm coming as well. All these people talking about StarCraft. If I brought my laptop would other people bring their 'puters to mine some minerals?

 

[AustinRC]

Best way I see right now is to figure out the day he visits his kid/wife. Follow him there discretely then try and see through the window of the living room. Most likely he will have put the xbox and tv in the family room. If that is the case then you could probably ask the wife about it or do some Keith Mars ****. Say your some type of home inspector or some **** idk, she might be cool with it if you ask her about it directly or she might not. If she isnt cool with giving it back to you then your ****ed and if you try breaking in they can probably pin it on you. But if its not there then its time to lay down the hurt. Most druggies like your saying can be pretty dangerous they have packs of little druggies and **** too. If you decide to kick the **** out of the guy then make sure he doesnt know it was you otherwise you are gonna have some **** happen to you. Dunno what I could do but I'm here for you man : / Glad you got your cat back though!!!

 

[Jace08]

thanks again for helping me out dmac and if there's anything I can do to help you get your stuff back don't hesitate to call me. Wow at "running for my life from 2 guys with bats," this guy has no shame. Glad to hear you got your cat back at least

Raith I didn't know you bought it either! My email's in my last post. What's yours? And Joemotion pm me or post your email too yo

 

[rei_vincent]

Raith I didn't know you bought it either! My email's in my last post. What's yours? And Joemotion pm me or post your email too yo

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? I added you Jace and Amba.

Btw is anyone going to Massive's from Overland Park area? I think I just got my car jacked for the night :/

 

[rpotts]

yo guys. His name is Osime, pronounced most like oh-see-meh.

 

[AmBa LaNce]

Im leaving from Olathe around 7:30 hopefully. Want a ride?

 

[JoeMotion]

my email is joemotion13@gmail.com.

 

[DeLux]

So I officially got enough interest from the Brawl side to convince me to put in a definite venue request. I'll let you guys know as soon as I know the status of that.

 

[Dnyce]

I never heard back from Jace on getting a ride for Massive smash

Anyway, I saw a couple of you guys on the attendance list for Pound 5... where are you guys staying / is there an open spot left? I'm interested in going

 

[Jace08]

Fino like 4 days ago you said you wanted to go and I said we could probably give you a ride but you never contacted me about it again. Shoulda called me, we would have had room for you.

 

[only1Z]

Thank you crew for returning my items, sorry for the drunken shenanigans that were already in place at the time.

 

[HondaFoo]

"there was a phase when all i wanted do see was little boy's ****s."
-darkrain

I've taken it upon myself to research the early days of the KC crew

 

[rei_vincent]

Yo props to Honda Foo for pulling 12 stitch faces in 2 seconds.

 

[HondaFoo]

Yo props to Honda Foo for pulling 12 stitch faces in 2 seconds.

I also pulled a bomb and beam sword

also

I propose a project for the local great players: turn me into the best Peach player in the MidWest!

Come on guys, supposedly I have potential. .

HAS THE TIME COME???????

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FAc_2URz4&t=43s

 

[Massive]

SUPER SERIOUS POST:

Can we get a head count for Shark Bar this Friday?

 

[papermarkis]

Ooh if I can get a ride I'd love to go. It's in KCMO right?

 

[Massive]

Ooh if I can get a ride I'd love to go. It's in KCMO right?

Yes, in Power and Light.

 

[HondaFoo]

So far it's me and Massive, dmac being a maybe

Markis? Potts? rezo? phatgaymer? Anyone else over 21?

We need dudes! Drinks are half-off!! (And free for me!!!)

 

[only1Z]

If dmac ends up going then I'm probably a shoe in.

 

[HondaFoo]

Ohh yeah, don't forget Z, Andy, linkwootjoemotionambaetctec

Also

Hey guys, I just uploaded my combo video today. Check it out.

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=147662

I didn't make it to show off how good I was, b/c most of you already know that I'm just decent to your standards (if not bad); nah it was pretty much just for fun. But I think I still had some combos in there worth watching.

Thanks for watching, and I'd really like to know what you guys think of it.

 

[Massive]

So far it's me and Massive, dmac being a maybe

Markis? Potts? rezo? phatgaymer? Anyone else over 21?

We need dudes! Drinks are half-off!! (And free for me!!!)

Free for ye?
Does that mean you can send girls drinks free of charge and not even care if they flake?
Pretty fancy.

 

[HondaFoo]

Precisely, plus I won't hesitate getting drinks for you guys as well

Hope the weather isn't super ****ty on Friday though

 

[dmac]

I'm super glad honda started this forum post ressurection project!

 

[papermarkis]

Alright, who can give me a ride Friday? I live in KCK pretty much right by the Legends damn close to 435.

 

[Phatgamer1]

I'm game for Shark Bar. I assume there's a dress code?

 

[Phatgamer1]

Accident.

10 accidents.

 

[Massive]

I'm game for Shark Bar. I assume there's a dress code?

Here:

The following is not permitted under the KC Live! dress code: sleeveless shirts on men; profanity on clothing; sweat pants or full sweat suits; bandannas; exposed undergarments (including undershirts) on men.

That's pretty easy to follow when it's 33°F out.