A rant thread with a salty OP? Here's the inevitable Mogisthelioma post! Now let's really get this heated!
@Mewtwo Listen bruh, just because you don't like Joker doesn't mean the entirety of the Super Smash bros. Ultimate development team has to drop everything and cancel all third party efforts to satisfy your lust for whatever the **** it is you want.
If I had a pickax and a time machine I would take you and me to the Middle Ages, literally mine all of the salt off of you and get filthy rich.
As someone who will probably never own a Playstation console, please remind me why I should care about Joker again? Why should I purchase him in SSBU? Why should I buy this Persona 5 Scramble?
You don't have to. No one is obligating you to care. Joker is in for the Persona fans and anyone who is interested in the series but hasn't tried it yet (like myself). And you don't have to by P5S. That's not why Joker is in the game.
The thing is, after Joker was announced for Smash, practically everyone assumed that Persona 5 would come to Switch.
And that's our fault. We all assumed, without a solid reason, that a Persona 5 port would come to Switch. We were wrong, there simply wasn't a good enough piece of evidence to suggest it. We all jumped to conclusions to quickly.
Well, joke's on us I guess, because as of now, Joker in Smash Bros. seems to be a fancy Playstation advertisement. I never cared about Joker before his inclusion in Smash, and afterwards I still didn't care much but there was a chance I might try out his game if it came to Switch. Now I'm back to being completely apathetic and I don't even feel like purchasing him in Smash.
Joker isn't an advertisement. He was chosen by Sakurai from the list Nintendo gave him because he loved Persona 5. If you don't want to purchase him, for whatever reason, you're not obligated to. As I stated above, he is here for the Persona fans, not just you. Did that though ever pass through your head? That maybe they picked a character for other reasons than you hoped for?
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Why should the Smash DLC packs go to characters that don't have anything to do with Nintendo and won't be coming to Nintendo anyway (aside from spinoffs I guess)?
- To get fans from their games interested in Smash
- To get Smash players interested in their games
- To bring more game developers together
- To increase how awesome the crossover is
- To celebrate critically acclaimed games
- To celebrate gaming history
- Literally a hundred more reasons, but you should (hopefully) understand by now.
Is a Playstation owner going to purchase a Switch and Super Smash Bros. because Joker is in it now? I would bet the only reason a lot of people bought Joker in Smash is because they assumed they would also be able to play Persona 5 on Switch at some point.
Did you go to Assumption College? 'Cause that's a really big....assumption (I'll see myself out).
People bought Joker for all sorts of reasons. I bought him because he looked fun to play. If people assumed Persona 5 would come to Switch and bough Joker because of it, that's their fault, not Nintendo's.
I feel like the rest of the DLC packs are going to be 3rd party characters whose games may or may not come to Switch and who will probably never show up again in Smash anyway. Instead of that, why couldn't we get the remainder of the fan-favorite and fan-requested characters, that Nintendo fans, the ones who own and play Super Smash Bros., will want to purchase?
Because many of those third party characters
are fan favorites and fan requests. I am a Nintendo fan and I love some o the third party fighters we have. I used to dislike them, but thanks to Joker I've come to see it from a new angle and I really appreciate them. Your point is purely personal and shared by barely anyone (otherwise we'd only have a few third parties and not this many).
As for my point about 3rd party characters not belonging in Smash....I mean characters that literally have nothing to do with Nintendo, or extremely little.
So? Some of the Nintendo characters in the game also have barely any history with Nintendo. Besides, some of these characters were incredibly popular and/or from critically acclaimed games, and have a huge history in gaming.
But Joker? Cloud? Steve? Doom Guy? Master Chief? Or whatever other 3rd party characters people talk about? I'd prefer they stay away. If we're going to get advertisements in the form of character DLC, at least make it an advertisement for a game I can buy on the same console as Smash. Otherwise it's a waste of a "slot" (and yes I did just say that).
Joker was not an advertisement. Again, he was very popular and picked personally by Sakurai because he loved Persona 5.
And all of the third party characters you listed are also popular. You fail to recognize what's outside of you salty corner. They wouldn't count as advertisements to anyone but yourself.
Don't call me "bruh" and don't be so sure.
Bruh.
I really don't like the idea of Sakurai choosing just based off what he likes and just to have an excuse to work with those characters. Sakurai personally seems uninterested with Nintendo itself, but it's his gateway to all these others so he keeps coming back. Well, that and he seems like a bit of a control freak.
That's another Big Bertha assumption. Sakurai chose one--one, I tell you (count 'em: ONE) fighter in Ultimate simply because he liked the game. (Almost) Everyone else was in via fan demand. I personally think that for all of his efforts the man gets to choose a fighter on his own. It doesn't make him a control freak in any way.
No, because Persona is not important to Nintendo in the least.
And neither is Corrin. And at least half a dozen other Nintendo characters in this game also hold very little importance to the company, they're in Smash for old reasons. Joker is in because he was popular, from an amazing game, and Sakurai liked him.
Look, you can try to bring in other people from other consoles with these stunts, but how many people are going to buy a console and a game just to play Cloud in Smash? Compare that to all the fans that already have both that would love some more first party content.
I dunno about you, but I really liked Cloud and I'm definitely buying the FF remakes when they release because of that, so mission accomplished for Nintendo and Square!
Yay, games over a decade old (and more like three). One of which still has that notoriously bad translation job. No 15 or VII remake. Just some good ol scraps from three generations ago.
Well, to be fair, Square apparently insisted on only putting in minimal content. Maybe they thought that made it fair.
You have no idea what you're talking about. Final Fantasy is one of the biggest, most iconic and widely acclaimed video game series there is, and some of its best are about to come to the Switch.
Banjo-Kazooie is more than a decade old as well. Does that mean I shouldn't support them? Oh wait. Maybe I shouldn't Super Mario RPG coming to the Switch because of how old it is!
Those games may be old, but they definitely aren't scraps.
Damn straight.
who cares what characters comes in, as long as they're fun to play with and have interesting playstyles?
Damn straight again.
"I hate Joker so that means third parties are terrible. You have failed me, Lord Sakurai"
-Mewtwo, 2019
Damn straight a third time.
Thread title is right, too many third party immigrants are stealing roster slots from poor hard working Nintendo characters and what do we get in return? Dirty musou games!
I say we build a wall and make the Fire Emblem fans pay for it! Lets make smash great again!
Alright I'll leave now please don't kill me mods.....
This post was so hilarious it almost made my spit out what I was drinking. The world needs more people like you.
Snake is also probably the worst because he was literally a personal favor. Not picked for his legacy or anything. He was a favor and a prime example of Sakurai just doing whatever he pleases.
Also, all you people who like making fun of people who don't like third parties are worse when you simply resort to straight up mocking others.
Stop dehumanizing Sakurai as some dictator because he has one or two personal picks. There are 80 fighters in this game and barely any of them were of personal choice. Everyone else was in the game for legitimate reasons. Once again you are making a big deal out of nothing.
And yes, we're going to mock you because almost all of your reasons for disliking third parties are selfish and ignore the tremendous amount of effort put into this game, as well as fail to appreciate any opinion that isn't your own.