Iowa-Joker's Monthly"WHY SO SERIOUS?"#28 Nov 22th

[Soran]

http://www.wikihow.com/Type-Correctly

<3

Edit: Chloe you should either teach me photoshop or give me a sig to use, this falco ms paint masterpiece is expired.

Irrelevant to my post, much? I'm sorry. FAILURE!

I'm the best on my block! You'll never stop me!
Jayford has a place in Cedar Rapids? Come to my house someday ; )
inb4rapejoke

Zephyros,
Sunday, you're going down. MUAHAHAHAH! But what you say is most definitely the truth. I'm going to continue to hold my head up high. I won't go down without a fight.

@Everyone: I'll solve this power ranking problem you guys have. If you guys list everyone who plays in Iowa, I'll set the rankings. Then ya'll can get mad at me, and we call it a day. I have played against pretty much everyone who is on this thread, so I'll put this to rest. If not,ya'll can change the topic back to pokemon or some other stuff.

ninja'd

We've never brawled ) :,

Man, this totally stinks. Someday, somebody needs to pick me up for Ames.
I'd mighty appreciate it. I'll pay you in new Trident Layers ; )

AND BPx, why don't you just draw a picture of Falco, upload to photobucket, and use the cheap tricks they have. It would probably be in your best interest to color that picture too. I could draw you a picture of Falco ; P
noseriously I would.

 

[resTy]

Soran, you wouldn't even be in the Top 8 so I don't know why you care.
IIRC, you lost to Nick last time Omaha came. That guy doesn't even play! lol

 

[gantrain05]

we have a top EIGHT?! where are these other invisible brawl players i've never seen?

 

[Soran]

kheh, johns... But my controller was failing me and I SD'd twice.. ?

he let me switch controllers and I got him to 1 stock. also I was in a not caring mood and went with Chloe's CP choice even though she said she was kidding.

I'm sorry if I came off like I was caring. I thought my nasty posts aren't taken seriously. Because it was, in a way, sarcasm. But in the back of my mind I feel like I'm the best in CR/Marion.
Nobody really beats me besides ScarletPhoenix.

Well, I know you guys think I'm trash and all. Probably because I haven't shown much. Understandable. But I'm hoping I can show my true talent at Brainshock or, if somebody picks me up, at the next games.

now I forgot was I was orginially going to say Dx

and THIS guy is the guy who got Ryzen down to 1 stock with Ike ; )
and Marth in the AnimeIowa... tourney.

also, I let you use my controller! I remember ; ) I was happy because you owned with Marth. Then that dude with L cosplay came in and used it and started owning. 'twas cool beans that people owned with my controller.

 

[resTy]

All I see are johns. You lost to a dude who doesn't play the game. There's no excuse for that.

 

[Soran]

Confirming johns..... loading...... loading...... CONFIRMED.

Johns are confirmed.

I'm shooting a zombie in the chest with this.
I'll stop and save my ammo. I'll aim for the head next time we meet. (talking about everybody)

*hopes nobody takes this the wrong way*

 

[gantrain05]

who's scarletpheonix and ryzen? what are u talkin bout. i don't even know who u are, but johns are johns.

 

[Soran]

if you don't know ScarletPhoenix it's okay. he hardly posts around these things : P

and Ryzen Xia?
he is(or was? I haven't heard of him in a LOOONG time. since August) best Falco in the midwest. I'm not even sure if he brawls anymore... But he said he was getting into modelling and acting. he doesn't even own brawl lolz. But he played with his friend Arty(funny, my name) but he was still very good.

 

[gantrain05]

ok um....the only vids of ryzen that i've ever seen are him playing a bunch of links.....i don't know if i can give him credit for that, plus i never see him in any tourney results which i look at alot. i could be mistaken and maybe he is some amazing falco, buuuuuut i've still never heard of him.

 

[Soran]

I'm guessing you don't know who Legan is either, do you?
I doubt those videos are up-to-date anyway.

I'm done here.

 

[gantrain05]

your right, no idea who legan is, i've neeeeeeever ever ever played legan a million times before.

 

[§chizm]

Why do these randoms care about the ranks? If you aren't first, you're last...

Trufax.

@Everyone: I'll solve this power ranking problem you guys have. If you guys list everyone who plays in Iowa, I'll set the rankings. Then ya'll can get mad at me, and we call it a day. I have played against pretty much everyone who is on this thread, so I'll put this to rest. If not,ya'll can change the topic back to pokemon or some other stuff.

Damnnnnnn.

who's scarletpheonix and ryzen? what are u talkin bout. i don't even know who u are, but johns are johns.

Some Ike that randomly shows up and some Falco player that hasn't been relevant since 08.

 

[Soran]

lol Schizm ; P

I hope you aren't saying that Ike sucks.

but anyway, AnimeIowa? Ryzen was there. don't you remember?
I have to say this, but at Ames Labor day, I thought you were drinking vodka.
Whenever I see that water bottle(tall and slender? with blue letters) I think vodka.
I have too much bad influences in my life xP

 

[§chizm]

lol Schizm ; P

I hope you aren't saying that Ike sucks.

but anyway, AnimeIowa? Ryzen was there. don't you remember?
I have to say this, but at Ames Labor day, I thought you were drinking vodka.
Whenever I see that water bottle(tall and slender? with blue letters) I think vodka.
I have too much bad influences in my life xP

Yes, I remember him, it doesn't mean he matters.
Also I wish I was drinking vodka. I might've actually enjoyed playing Brawl.

 

[gantrain05]

ok skiz, next time i show up i'll bring some vodka.

 

[Soran]

8 shots and I'm out xP
night before labor day brawlfest? I died that night.

next games. Blake, pick me up please ; )

 

[resTy]

Soran should join Nebraska Brawl. With *********** of his caliber, he would fit in with the scrubs of Nebraska so perfectly. It's almost scary how similar his posts are to THuGz's. They're the same guy.

 

[Soran]

I don't see THuGz too often. he doesn't seem to have much to say... NEians must be pretty ********.
because even I know knowledge doesn't start with N.

 

[resTy]

Our Brawl guys are as ******** as you. I can promise you that much. You guys should hang out.

 

[Soran]

I don't know them so I can't tell you if I'd like them.
I don't even know you.

but I give everybody a chance.
except for these kids at my school who are nasty lookin'.
I just dismiss them as not-worth-getting-to-know.
as long as they don't look like those kids, I'll give them a shot ; )

 

[ngamer3k]

This is like the most important discussion to ever take place ever. Ever.

Let's start a power ranking list of the people who couldn't care the least about the current discourse above me.

1. NGamer3k
2. The rest of you fools

 

[resTy]

So there was this chick at my school today and she died. Discuss.

 

[Kuares]

So there was this chick at my school today and she died. Discuss.

I hate discuss, it's my least favourite field activities in Track and Field. Much rather have long jump any day.

 

[BPx]

hes sponsored jlo, he went to AI and he travels around selling zipfizz and modeling lololol. i don't know how many brawl tournaments he goes to, but he beat chloe, trent, and schizm at AI. well trent just forfeited cause falco's so gay, but thats the point of falco, isn't it?

edit: i lol'd qrs

 

[§chizm]

So there was this chick at my school today and she died. Discuss.

Did you hit it?

hes sponsored jlo, he went to AI and he travels around selling zipfizz and modeling lololol. i don't know how many brawl tournaments he goes to, but he beat chloe, trent, and schizm at AI. well trent just forfeited cause falco's so gay, but thats the point of falco, isn't it?

edit: i lol'd qrs

Actually I forfeitted because I wanted to get drunk and go to the rave. It's why I didn't play ICs.
If I played the sets through it would've taken another 30 minutes.

 

[Teh Future]

he is(or was? I haven't heard of him in a LOOONG time. since August) best Falco in the midwest.

lol

Also I wish I was drinking vodka. I might've actually enjoyed playing Brawl.

sounds like you need to come to kahoka!

I hear Iowa has a car coming now. hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype (joker best be in it D

 

[resTy]

I can't imagine Joker being crunk. I want to see it happen.
At Kahoka, someone should bring a recording setup for the tourney itself.

 

[Soran]

I can't imagine schizm getting his spritsy freak on.

But I've been meaning to ask this for the longest.

why does the page count exceed the current page?
for example, this page is 1129(for me because I limited # of posts to 20/pg) but it makes it look like it goes to 1131 even though when I click it it takes me back to this page.

I have not encountered this in any other thread.

 

[THuGz]

the fact that anyone would ever spell "krunk" with a c is unforgivable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw

 

[Gamegenie222]

Cause this page has a **** ton of SPAM that exceeded those pages that's why.

 

[resTy]

Crunk = Crazy Drunk =/= Krunk = Krazy Drunk?

 

[gantrain05]

actually the reason for those missing pages is tyser the internets best troll. u kids are too young to understand

 

[Zephyros]

Lessons learned by asking about power rankings:

1) Go play with Joker to get better
2) Go play with Joker to get better
3) Go play with Joker to get better
4) go pwn Soran for lols sunday
5) don't ask about power rankings
6) Iowa and Nebraska need to make babies
7) Go play with Joker to get better

 

[THuGz]

yes, crunk would logically be right, but that's just not how lil' jon sees it, and he invented the word for all the world knows.

 

[gantrain05]

its not even a real word sooooo i don't acknowledge the word.

 

[~GregDang!~]

I am starting to hate our thread more and more. Can there ever be real discussion ever again?

 

[HQYZ]

This is like the most important discussion to ever take place ever. Ever.

Let's start a power ranking list of the people who couldn't care the least about the current discourse above me.

1. NGamer3k
2. The rest of you fools

Oh cool, you made a Power Ranking for people who play Crazy Taxi in real life.

 

[Yink]

I am starting to hate our thread more and more. Can there ever be real discussion ever again?

This...

 

[Teh Future]

WTFlol how is talking about anime real discussion?

 

[BPx]

So... my car for Kahoka is:
Me
Joker
Dustin
(?)
If a few more wanna go and no one else wants to drive, I could always ask for the momvan for the weekend.