Iowa-Joker's Monthly"WHY SO SERIOUS?"#28 Nov 22th

[resTy]

Good shit, Flux.
Hopefully we get our guys down there again also.
We can even do a crew battle if there is enough interest.

 

[Rising-Tide]

****. nappy won? interesting. anyone got brawl brackets?

 

[napZzz]

post barwl results

1.nappy
2.domo
3.zeton
4.clel?
5.Moe

I think that was top 5

 

[Breezy]

post barwl results

Only if you stop losing to Ganondorfs.

 

[gantrain05]

im back! i got fridays, saturdays, and sundays off work from now on, oh sweet smash i have missed you.

 

[Blank Mauser]

im back! i got fridays, saturdays, and sundays off work from now on, oh sweet smash i have missed you.

**** just got real.

Hopefully I'll see you one of these weekends.

 

[Joker490Frozen]

OMGZ JLO good too hear from you and hopefully we get to play some smash soon.

Also brackets for the tourney is on Skizms laptop so I should get that from him sometime or have him post it ^.^

 

[§chizm]

Singles:

Results:
1: Nappy
2: Domo
3: Zeton
4: Clel
5: Minnesota Moe
5: Holms
7: Joker
7: Razor
9: Nicole
9: Trent
9: Mr. Doom
9: Andy
13: Shane
13: Breezy
13: Cook
13: Bolt
17: Near
17: Ngamer
17: Steeler
17: Greg Dang
17: Skyzim
17: Ptato
17: Mexi
17: Mduo
25: Smeesh
25: Peeks
25: James
25: Pekoe
25: Blank
25: Mushrooming
25: Twist
25: Bone
33: Rising Tide
33: r0ng

Doubles:

Results:
1: Sherlock Doom (Holmes and Mr. Doom)
2: Chaotic Calamity (Zeton & Clel)
3: Team We **** Eachother (Razor & Cook)
4: That's Why We Pay You The Big Bucks! (Andy & Pcity)
5: Minimul ****s (Moe & Near)
5: Zero ****s (Nappy & Breezy)
7: Waft loop (Domo and Steeler)
7: Where's Tails? (Trent & Blank)
9: I Hate Lifetime (CBK & Bolt)
9: Witty & Clever (Nicole & Joker)

 

[Mr. Doom]

Thanks for hosting the tournament, Joker. Sorry we had to bail out, but the snow was settling in, and the Kansas drivers had to get out quickly.

 

[MJG]

Shout outs

Nappy: You ****ing suck
Domo: Keep reppin the MK man
Zeton: 3rd again with fox! Bringin in the cash
Moe: Hi
Holms: Good ****
Joker: Yay!
Razer: woot

...zzzz

 

[TheOgbot]

if the next one is not over spring break, I'll try my best to make it down with the MN dudes.

 

[Teh Future]

Only if you stop losing to Ganondorfs.

LOL ganon for top tire

=( at Nicole loosing to Joker

 

[CTX]

I feel like I should be clear and say im not the James, seeing as I didn't go to this tournament >.<

...then again, I guess going to a free concert wasn't a bad alternative

 

[animeblitzballa33]

Even though my clients didnt do so well in doubles, im still proud of your effort. And Blank saved his deal by winning TvC. Look forward to our partnership in the future

Because we at Peeks Inc. believe in giving a "peek" performance guaranteed.

 

[~GregDang!~]

I think I'm gonna venture into voicing Brawlol stuff on Youtube. I need my Snake Voice be heard around the world.

 

[MurdaMoe]

LOL ganon for top tire

=( at Nicole loosing to Joker

when there was 30 seconds left in game 1 she decided to approach =/

 

[Blank Mauser]

Even though my clients didnt do so well in doubles, im still proud of your effort. And Blank saved his deal by winning TvC. Look forward to our partnership in the future

Because we at Peeks Inc. believe in giving a "peek" performance guaranteed.

Oh man should've seen me after the tournament. I was on fire. Ai-chan's mix-ups and the ambiguous cross-ups I was pulling. Piercing bullet resets, VHC shenanigans and tons of neat setups. I played conservative in tourney, but after warm-ups Ai-chan felt unstoppable.

Also I really want to play Flower on your TV Peeks. Don't question my sexuality.

I'll give shoutouts eventually. Smeesh & Crew got home apparently? Glad to hear if so.

 

[Rising-Tide]

guess i'll do some shoutouts, even though i wasn't there as long as i would've liked

razor: thanks for all the help man. you're a cool dude. awesome friendlies

shane: nice wolf mang. but you took me out first round QQ lol good games

mushrooming: also had some good friendlies with you. that infinite grab with pika is nuts

connor: FUCKING METAKNIGHT... lol j/k man no johns. good stuff

mduo: you seem like a cool guy. i wanted to get some friendlies in, but the luigi advice you and razor gave is some good stuff. thanks

nappy: grats

rising tide: get the hell out of marshalltown

that's it. hopefully next time i can stay the full duration... and suck less. lol i met some cool people and had fun though. good times

 

[gantrain05]

you guys let witchita win!? cmon we know they are just a buncha scrubs! good thing i come out of retirement yet again lol.

 

[BOLT08]

Shout outs
1: Nappy - didn't talk to you, grats on first.
2: Domo - didn't talk to you much, nice MK. You're a cool dude.
3: Zeton - You gave me quite the ***-ramming in brackets. I'm still sore. Legit fox though, keep it up
4: Clel - good team matches, you got a sick marth.
7: Joker - nice tournie again, wtf is with 7th? we need to get you back in practice. Keep up them melee link skills!
7: Razor - LIFETIME?
9: Nicole - We had some good friendlies, thanks for the peach practice. I'll get ya one of these days
9: Trent - I still might take you up on that offer for buying my sonic shirt. Always good to see you, way to rep the sonic
9: Mr. Doom - You're a cool dude, your Ike is really entertaining to watch.
9: Andy - Fun friendlies and stuff, hopefully we'll see you at future tournies. Way to whoop me in bracket, GL in your job
13: Breezy - Nice gannon
13: Cook - always good to see you cookie, we'll have to have more lifetime movie discussions. Hope to see ya in future
13: Bolt - Stop losing, you don't do losing.
17: Ngamer - didn't talk to you, but i did see your yoshi. good stuff
17: Steeler - fun friendly teams matches, i shoulda tech'd more
17: Greg Dang - good **** at making matches hype
17: Skyzim - we always seem to face each other in melee, i blame Uli
17: Tony - nice rob, stop losing to sheik in melee
17: Mduo - good seeing you again friend, glad we had some good conversations and matches. nice luigi. Best of luck to ya in China.
25: Smeesh - You still impress me when you're on ur game, crazy combos on Joker on FD in melee.
25: Peeks - GG's man, we had some odd matches.
25: Blank - Von Rapture, i enjoy being mean to you. But i was simply joking, beware of trent's rage.
25: Mushrooming - WOW. your samus had me nervous as hell in melee, you've improved a lottttt. keep it up
25: Bone - I thought you went back to texas?
33: Rising Tide - nice to meet you, hope you come to future tournies.
33: r0ng - Thanks again for the SD card, way to steal my friendlies

JBM - You mah boi. Good seeing you again, way to rep Gwood in melee. We suck in teams though. I'll have to make a trip back home so we can hang out more often
Tysah - Way to poop me in melee, you *****.
Uli - good seeing you again mah dood, you better start beating tyser.
Echo - I'm glad you took my advice against Joker, GG's in the bracket. Way to SD like a true gentleman.
Mexi - Good seeing you again, it's been forever. Keep up that MC stuff. You traveled all this way to play brawl though? Nice samus, way to rep that low tier.

CBK - fun teams matches, we had a tough bracket. Hope to see you more often, you're a cool dude.

If I missed anyone, my bad.

 

[Radium88]

Good **** Nicole! And you too Cook! Way to be MO

 

[resTy]

People are doing shoutouts for Joker's Monthlies; why?!?
I'm gonna do shorties then.

Brice M - I'll shit you next time.
Devon D - You'll shit me next time.
Andrew S - Thanks for driving.
Yulai Y - We ***** Mario Party in that one game.
Matthew V - You did decent in Melee; gratz.
Austin N - Way to rep Nebraska in Brawl, sorta.
Mike N - Too much Brawl man.
Mike Z - Main Peach.
Tony B - Step it up man. You beat Dmac . . .
Chris M - Shoulda slept over.
Greg D - Thanks for housing and being legit.
Christian J - The J stands for Joker.
Tyler P - Iowa anger is bad for your health.
Anthony K - The K stands for Kudou.
Juan B - The B stands for Bone.
Jake B - Representing Dedede is legit.
Sekou P - The P stands for PortCity.
Rebecca R - Good seein ya.
Connor M - I like you better drunk.
Andrew C - You ***** Blank in that friendly; nice.
Nicole H - You got a sick Peach.
Thomas B - The B stands for Blank.
Mike O - Hope life in China is legit.
Andy V - Hope life in South Dakota is legit.

Folks I missed - Sucks.

 

[Nicole]

Yo-

The person's Wii that was hooked up to the large TV that you sat on the couch to play at...there are some replays on your SD card that you should either put on youtube or give them to me in some way (I don't know how these things work, forgive me.) There are three - Peach v Marth, one on FD, one on Smashville, and one on BF.

GGs everyone, you're all the ****. Come to Joker's more often, Minnesota, you guys are cool cats.

 

[Today]

Ooh~! I do want to see, Nicole! Please and thank you! And goob job getting 9th!

 

[PortCity]

Yo-

The person's Wii that was hooked up to the large TV that you sat on the couch to play at...there are some replays on your SD card that you should either put on youtube or give them to me in some way (I don't know how these things work, forgive me.) There are three - Peach v Marth, one on FD, one on Smashville, and one on BF.

GGs everyone, you're all the ****. Come to Joker's more often, Minnesota, you guys are cool cats.

Miss Nicole I think you are in luck. That wii was Joker's so just harass him and you should be able to get those repays

 

[napZzz]

Shout outs:
1: Nappy-lol
2: Domo-That mk was rough yo. I've never been so focused as I was when it came to our matches, i was so zoned in i almost forgot i was playing at times. Use grounded shuttle loop more and pivot grabs on my falling shenanigans next time.
3: Zeton- You were probably my toughest set all day, that fox is so stupid. Limiting options and being a *****, I dont think I should've beat you lol. Sorry for being rude to you, but thats what I do to overly polite young men such as yourself.
4: Clel-Weird mk with weird cp's, I was watching your marth and I think you should try working on that more, it looked alot better than your mk. Plus marth beats snake, the marths just dont know it yet .
5: Minnesota Moe-SCRUB
5: Holms-Good job beating moe! lol thats something I can barely do. Your wolf was epic dog, you're like kain. I'm glad I didn't have to play you in singles
7: Joker-It sucks we didn't get to play, but keep reppin that snake! Your monthlies are way too much fun.
7: Razor- Our friendlies were good, its nice to see an mk player switch mains, keep it up!
9: Nicole- Why did you approach joker with 30 seconds left...ugghhghghgh
9: Trent-Whoa, i didn't know you ended up placing so high. You were a funny guy, but sonic sucks
9: Mr. Doom- your ike, is so beast! Good job yo.
9: Andy-Who are you?
13: Shane-wat
13: Breezy-Stop playing ganondorf already. And dont quit smash, you're one of the best mn players around
13: Cook-wat
13: Bolt-wat
17: Near-lol you should've had joker, way to mess it up. Thanks for bringing us out there, your dad is the ****
17: Ngamer-wat
17: Steeler-Where'd your PT go? Your wario wasn't all that great, I would've had alot more trouble vs. your PT :/
17: Greg Dang-who
17: Skyzim-wat
17: Ptato-wut
17: Mexi
17: Mduo
25: Smeesh
25: Peeks
25: James
25: Pekoe
25: Blank
25: Mushrooming
25: Twist
25: Bone
33: Rising Tide
33: r0ng

not gonna write anymore since I dont think I played the rest of these people. Anyways, good tournament and I hope mn can keep coming to these every now and then

 

[Blank Mauser]

Domo - Grats on 2nd, those finals looked freakin close. Keep it up, doin work etc.
Zeton - That doubles match was insane. Where's Tails got done in by two foxes, it was pretty sick. Maybe next time we'll play more friendlies, your Fox is fun to watch.
Clel - Like I said up there, fun stuff in doubles.
Joker - Hey dad! Thanks for letting me set up TvC and hosting awesome tournies as always.
Nicole - Tough luck with your matchups in bracket, but your Peach is still amazing as always.
Trent - Dude calm down the fanboy rage.
Mr. Doom - Lolz you ***** me in singles.
Andy - Have fun in South Dakota.
Breezy - WonderBread Breezyyy! Start takin money with that Ganon.
Cook - Always good to see you. Nice friendlies in Melee.
Ngamer - We had some great games in TvC, was fun playing with ya. You have a good Jwong team, but if you ever go Saki I got your back.
Greg Dang - We need to play Melee moarrr. That Sheik was too tough.
Skyzim - Lolz you ***** me in singles.
CBK - Come earlier next time.
Mduo - Have fun in China, I didn't know you played Luigi lawl.
Smeesh - Pichuuuu~ Hope you got home alright.
Peeks - Thanks for sponsoring me.
Rebecca - Thanks for the cookies. I ate a piece of your heart. <3
Tyser - You're too legit for me.
Uli - We did kinda good in teams, srz I kinda ****ed it up against Dekl and Love though.
Kudou - You shoulda won in Melee man. Beat me next time.
Kamig - Fun finals in TvC. It was a shame we didn't get to rematch, but maybe next time.
Dekline - Sticks suck, Gurren Lagann is amazing. Thanks for taking me to BK.
Matt - Mario Party was the best. Ground pound all day~

Anyone I missed - <3 Happy late Vday.

 

[Cook]

My biggest shoutout goes to Razor for helping me do good in teams! Our losses were hard to take, and I feel like I kind of messed things up for us each time, but I think that our teamwork got better and better the more matches we played. Hopefully we can team again sometime.

Everyone that isn't Razor, good job coming to the tournament. I had fun, even though I got ralalalalalalalaped in singles.

I need to play some of these MN people sometime. Well, in singles I mean.

And I want to play Holms some more, reflector is br0k3n.

 

[Yink]

Happy late Valentine's Day Iowa.

I heard the tournament was so fun. I'm sad I didn't get to go...

 

[MJG]

dang...looks like I should have come to this >_>

 

[~GregDang!~]

What's Valentine's Day? I know of Singles Awareness Day.

 

[animeblitzballa33]

Hey Uli, or anyone who knows i guess, are there more extra sidestories for clannad like the Tomoyo manga, or is she the only one that is done for?

 

[napZzz]

dang...looks like I should have come to this >_>

i would've got in dat azz.

 

[ngamer3k]

I made it back in one piece! Here I was concerned about weather going to the tournament.

Blank your Ai-Chan was so beast. I have to learn how to block in that game. Good stuff. Better team synergy will make you unbeatable. Roll would be awesome. You could probably do some creative stuff with her and be just as annoying with her nonexistent hitbox. Her assist is one of the best.

Oh yeah, I played Smash too. Thanks for hosting Joker.

 

[Uli]

Hey Uli, or anyone who knows i guess, are there more extra sidestories for clannad like the Tomoyo manga, or is she the only one that is done for?

not that i know of?! btw
http://www.onemanga.com/Tomoyo_After_-_Dear_Shining_Memories/

you will need to play the visual novels to see whats up with everyone else i guess :O

shoutoutz:
1: jbm - ill **** you if we play in bracket bro XD
2: Chief Running Water - GGz and good job
3: smeesh - i saw you play pichu, lol
4: Dekline - merrr idk lol
5: bolt - GGz in pools mang, dont take your loses so hard in brawlolol
5: Echo - sorry for no teaming, but you won anyway so blah!
7: Capt. Love - good job beating the majik man, yall need to keep playing! also do you want to sell your ps2 sticks to me hahaa?!
7: majik - your neckbeard is absurd haha
9: mushroomring - no pkmn battles today :\
9: Blank - good shiiit in teams braah, keep playing! ill **** you in tvc once i get a stick
9: Uli - succkksss
9: Joker - nice matches in melee man, you should play again!! but that may effect your brawlol >_>
13: Schism - jiggs man, JIGGSS, good stuff you weeaboo
13: Kudou - pick a main man lol GGz in bracket
13: cbk - why do you work on joker tournys, stop it
13: zach - nice meeting you, hope you had fun
17: Bone - resting king, hope you had fun playing melee :D
zeton - has the sickest fox in the nation, jesus! your too good!
Mduo - i didnt get to see you off, enjoy your time in china chinaman
andy - have fun in south dakota!! dont SD or anything XD
mexi - you should have entered brawl!
cook and nicole - you guys are awesomee, ff8 is the best cook screw you, nicole dont look so down on your self your peach is sick nasty poop
rebecca and conner - where did conner go!!!! nice seeing you folks again. we all should watch lagann-hen together XD
peeks - fun hanging out man, enjoy clannad, its the bomb diggity

 

[Mr. Doom]

Good stuff, Kansesota. Shout-outs later.

 

[animeblitzballa33]

not that i know of?! btw
http://www.onemanga.com/Tomoyo_After_-_Dear_Shining_Memories/

you will need to play the visual novels to see whats up with everyone else i guess :O

Thanks friend. I downloaded it and the patch last nite lol.

 

[Kudou-kun]

Anthony K - The K stands for Kudou.

lol thats kind of funny since my last name does start with a "K"

anyways, more melee needs to happen since i was pretty inconsistant after we came back from eating. gg like always to everybody

 

[PortCity]

Shout-outs:


@Andy: Invite me to the wedding. If they twerk something for me at No Koast3 you will have to carry the team like you did this tourney

@Joker: Thank you for holding singles first. I appreciate that! You and I got to play on teams some more. We actually lost a few friendlies...unacceptable :-D

@Bolt/Debo: I look forward to the future...Keep up the good work kid.

@MDUO: My gosh, you get better everytime I play you. Thanks for the warm up. Playing your Luigi warmed me up the right way....punished me for everything...by the time tourney started it was like I had been playing all day

@Sherlock Doom (Holmes and Mr. Doom): Good job beating us. We should have had ya'll but random madness got the best of both teams on final destination. Mr. Doom good job on the crew battle...don't take offense to me calling you "kid" next time. I'm quite a bit older than you ... I'm sure you call folks who are 4-6 years younger than you kid too

@Waft loop (Domo and Steeler): Nice job you guys. Domo, don't get mad at my trash talk. It's all love...I just get a little hype when I pull off a dramatic finishes like that. (For all you who weren't there, up-tilt to kill wario off top into a down smash to kill MK rushing in into me jumping up in real life to celebrate.) Steeler, your wario is good, it is just unfortunate that I played with Andy for dang near 3 years

@Minimul ****s (Moe & Near): It was fun playing you guys. Again, sorry for the dramatic finish. It isn't everyday I get to have a crowd watch me edgehog a metaknight in the middle of his drill I kinda live for that stuff, so the personal foul for excessive celebration that Nicole and Cook gave me definitely was warrented. Near, your TL was nice. Watch MJG's matches a bit. His bomb game is sick and I think you could learn a little bit from his style.

@Team We **** Eachother (Razor & Cook): After playing 15 friendlies with ya'll and losing before the tourney, you would think we would have a diff plan. I won't let that happen again, next time we are going to time you guys out. Yeah, In a team match ...Cook good job running away, cause I ate a lot damage approaching you the wrong way when you went into Flight Mode. You reminded me of trying to catch Storm in MvC2. Razor, impressive job protecting Cook, cause even when I would catch him, I couldn't get into the groove to kill him without have to worry about a Bat yeilding sword (or sword yielding bat.. one of the two) floating over my head ...very nice job you guys

@I Hate Lifetime (CBK & Bolt): Good matches you guys. I didn't want to play you guys at all It was like fighting your little brother in a battle to the death. Matches would have been way more fun had it not been in the tourney

@Zeton: Friendlies were fun and you are as good as I suspected. Thanks for gimping me with fox 2 times in a row, taught me some valuable lessons. Teams was fun, but it sucked cause every match it seemed like Andy would die, you would die, and I would be stuck with Joker 100% to 0% :-/ ... and yeah the rumors are true...i found out how good zeton's up-smash is

@Tyser: Don't tell anyone this...but....i'm pretty good at spiking/gimping/edghogging people

@Majik?: Nice Rob, play a little bit more campy and you will rule the world. That or stick with Wolf, cause your wolf has mastered the ancient art of invincibility frames.

@Uli/JBM/Smeesh/Melee Crew: If ya'll stall doubles next time, team me up with one of you guys and I'll play. I thought the "one of us one of them" rule was tight...had I known that, I would have tried to jump in the mix.

@Fino: Too bad you didn't show up...but since you didn't and you were concerned about me being a scrub and all...ask the folks who came to the tourney about me. I'm sure I've earned some respect...you know...for an unknown random

@R0ng: How could I forget?!?!?! Thank you for the skin. If you can make the fur default that would be SOOOooo gorgeous. I'll rock the lightning day and night

 

[animeblitzballa33]

OMFG vista is such a *****, im trying to extract clannad files but all of them **** me hard. I think i finally got the programs i need after 2 hours of getting ****ed. All i want is to live my sad pretend life with cute anime girls dammit. Vista apparently doesnt believe in this lifestyle lol.