Congrats sir.moooooo
One of your small points is technically correct by roughly 200 yards.
I'll be sure to apologize to the people living in the house 250 yards to the north for being presumptuous enough to contact their power company.
These people specifically:

Furthermore I shall go out tomorrow and measure the distance from the venue to the nearest houses to the north just so we can get our facts straight. "250 yards" is so vague.
EDIT:
What time does VTS get to your house on friday for drunk smashing?
I'll bring some mango rum.