If You Could Learn One Pokemon Move In Real Life....

[nux23]

Earthquake!

I can cancel schools all I want...

 

[xLeafybug =D]

I think it goes without saying that Teleport would be the best choice.

 

[ranmaru]

False Swipe. I can attack all of you and it would damage you until you have 1 hp, and then I could easily catch you. ;3

Second choice would be Substitute.

Also, I wouldn't choose transform. If I were to laugh or lose concentration, I'd not remember the techniques.

OH WAIT MIRROR MOVE. ;3

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Sandstorm. I think I would look cool in sand.

 

[darkfire1502]

I would choose either meteor mash or agility

Meteor Mash because:
1.) it's powerful despite the 85% accuracy (could pretty much fix this with Wide Lens)
2.) 20% chance of increasing attack so that I can keep getting stronger at a moderately steady rate
3.) so I could destroy my school at will

Agility because I could outrun my friends and foes alike

I would also accept psychic for the reason 0RLy said

 

[The real little comet]

ExtremeSpeed would be my first choice.
I could avoid almost anything something throws at me.

Double Team would be my second.
The people I would get in a fight with would have to find me before I get to them.

 

[Overload]

Psychic or teleport. Probably psychic.

 

[momochuu]

Aeroblast, Psychic, or Transform. Mind Reader is tempting, but sometimes I'd rather not know what someone's thinking. x.x ...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

what about tombstoner?

 

[NJzFinest]

Teleport or Fly, hands down

 

[Ice!]

Teleport, so I can be anywhere anytime.

My second choice would be Roar of Time.

 

[SuperMetroid44]

I actually would like Thunderbolt. It would be fun to see people get electricuted... or maybe Spore... Maybe all of them! O.O

 

[UberMario]

Metronome, then I could do anything I want (randomly)!

 

[Slayer's Legend]

teleport should be fine, only if it doesn't take me to a poke center every time I use it. Fly is such a great choice too!

 

[Magnezone92]

Earthquake so I can destroy man on land and to teleport anywhere I need to.

 

[Banjodorf]

Hypnosis or Teleport

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Earthquake so I can destroy man on land and to teleport anywhere I need to.

Earthquake wouldn't allow you to teleport?

...what's "man on land"?

 

[kirbyraeg]

Gust.

admit it, it's perfect.

 

[Beam Sword of Death]

Transform. So I can have breasts.

or Splash.

best post ever lmao.
I would probably choose teleport, to cut down on travel time.

 

[urdailywater]

Fly

Now that would be special.


Hydro Pump would be a close second. Though I imagine that hurting.

 

[BlackLightning90]

Volt Tackle!!!!

 

[The Cunning Weasel]

Rest

wait.

 

[nightSN]

mimic. so i can copy everyone else (;

 

[Metal~Mario]

Me first so that I wouldn't have to wait in lines

Ok srsly I would have Teleport, just like everyone else here.

 

[mzink*]

Lol I'd have to go with teleport as well. Not very original, but I have a lot of loved ones in far away places, it would be great to be able to see them whenever I want.

 

[Airgemini]

Transform.

 

[victra♥]

psychic would be immense.

 

[mars16]

Metronome

So that I can do any random attack.

 

[Thunda-Moo]

Haha! Metronome would be so awesome!

Course, it would also put you on the Most Wanted really darn fast.

Let's see if this will solve my problem! *eruption*

Or it would just screw you over.

Well, perhaps if I-*tackle* oh, sorry dude, I couldn't stop myself... *Mach punch* oh, uhhh... Yeah, I didn't mean to (gets shot) arrrgh... Bleh...

It wouldn't even be reliable if you're trying to cause chaos.

All right, now you've done it! Take this! *healing wish* ack! (dies)

Like most of ya, I'd like transform the best. But as a coward, I wouldn't mind a bit of Conversion 2 either.

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

Extreme Speed or Agility, be the real life Sonic the Hedgehog ftw >.>;
Then again, Aura Sphere has a nice ring to it, real life Dbz energy balls sounds fun too. We should be aloud four moves, ^.~

 

[DUB]

As lolworthy as the move is, I'd want Fly

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Transform would be awesome, so I would learn that.

 

[Jonas]

Rest

so that I won't have to roll around in like TEN MINUTES trying to find a comfortable position before I fall asleep.

 

[finalark]

Probably some super-crazy reality warping move that God Arceus has. Like Judgement or something to that end.

 

[Zubiri]

No one would eeeevver suspect from a butterfly... (transform)

 

[Deleted member]

hmm, my top contenders are in no particular order:
metronome
mimic
transform
fly
sketch
hypnosis/dark void
teleport
psychic

 

[Lord Thunder]

Teleport came to mind at first, but if Psychic can do what it did in the first movie then I'd have to go with that. Not only would you have telekinesis, but you have powers like mind control and you can make yourself levitate/fly, which is almost as good as Teleport.

 

[pitskeyblade]

I'd probably want to know Fly, Teleport, or Payday.

 

[DUB]

I don't understand why people want metronome. You could be swimming and accidentaly t-jolt.

 

[Metal~Mario]

I don't understand why people want metronome. You could be swimming and accidentaly t-jolt.

^Yes, or use Explosion in a heavily populated building.