If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[soju]

I think I'd, no wait, you'r pichu you'll just hurt yourself.

 

[smashfan666]

Call an exorcist.

 

[Sephirothxxx]

Casually pepperspray everything.

 

[Raccoon_Mario22]

Use my flint and steel and set it on fire

 

[Sephirothxxx]

Will it blend?

.. Yes! It blends!

 

[smashfan666]

get his mask fixated the right way so he'll at least have a fair chance.

 

[Sephirothxxx]

Lick them.

 

[Raccoon_Mario22]

Pull it down farther

 

[Jasou]

Color in the white part of the pictures blue.

 

[Raccoon_Mario22]

Call an exterminator....

 

[smashfan666]

perform the heimleich maneuvre until kirby spits out fluttershy.

 

[rPSIvysaur]

Photoshop them until they're completely covered by black.

 

[Jasou]

Make it leave this earth "for no raisen".

 

[Pink Reaper]

Pick Wesker

 

[smashfan666]

perform the heimleich maneuvre until kirby spits out Fat Tony.

 

[Kantrip]

Throw gumballs at them.

 

[Shadocat]

needs moar bananas!!

 

[smashfan666]

attempt to seduce her, then proceed to get the everloving crap kicked out of me.

 

[Sephirothxxx]

die

10dies

 

[C.J.]

Have Metagross use EQ

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I dunno whether it's the universe or just some galaxy.

Either way, I shall do a stupid-looking dance to distract everybody in it.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Pray to god, that he doesn't look in the trash can conveniently placed in front of him.

 

[Jasou]

Ban him...... oh wait.

 

[Ori_bro]

Make roadkill stew and make a davey crocket inspired cap because Rocket Raccoon said he'd do it to me

 

[smashfan666]

put on a suit and use a rose to control her like the animals in minecraft when you have wheat out.

 

[Wumbo105]

Buy a ranch to stable all the horsies forever.

 

[Ori_bro]

Accept my fate that I will most likely die even if I decide to run away.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

I'd tell her to dye her hair purple before killing me plox.

 

[Jasou]

Remind him that the move winning knuckle doesn't always mean you'll win.

 

[Scinn]

Eat his family.

 

[KatCrane]

I really doubt that fox would try to kill me. But if it did then I would give it a big hug and become friends!

 

[smashfan666]

...f**k it, i'm going to "Caption the Avatar Above Ye revisited" to look at how barren it is.

 

[Jasou]

Tell them what that means to distract them and try to escape in the process.

 

[Ori_bro]

i'd probably get killed because I am laughing trying to distinguish if it is a Raccoon version of Bowser.

 

[Jasou]

^It's tanooki bowser, drawn by a good artist

Color his hair a color that doesn't match his eyes.

 

[Kantrip]

Drop a boatload of industrial waste in front of him.

 

[Jasou]

Get baby bowser to make a mess of Isle delfino again.

 

[Kuraudo]

Princess decoy into a big animal trap.

 

[Ori_bro]

I think he is distracted enough to not care about me

 

[smashfan666]

hide where no woman would dare go... the men's restroom.