If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Sarix]

Redraw the character as a western cartoon character.

 

[Scinn]

Snuggle it.

 

[Ori_bro]

Pat its head.

 

[Bing]

**** it.

aka have sex it for those who dont understand the ****

 

[Ori_bro]

**** it.

aka have sex it for those who dont understand the ****

I like the way this man thinks,

If the thing above me tried to kill me I'd try to out run/fight but it has wings and a sword ;~;

 

[Bing]

I like the way this man thinks,

If the thing above me tried to kill me I'd try to out run/fight but it has wings and a sword ;~;

teehee >


If the thing above me tried to kill me..again... I'd **** it again...

Make sweet passionate love to that hot *** killer...

 

[Scinn]

Challange him to a sword fight, then shoot him with a homing missile.
:3

 

[arch knight]

Tell her the beach is closed.

 

[Ori_bro]

Fight it, he may look tough, but I could beat it.

 

[Sarix]

Tell her that hat makes her look fat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Run a vacuum cleaner near it.

 

[Shadocat]

A gun? get Magneto to take care of this one.

 

[Jasou]

Tell her her hair color isn't pretty.

 

[smashfan666]

shave off all his fur, he will be too embarrassed to fight back

 

[Sarix]

Tell them their legion has disbanded.

 

[Jasou]

Show him (or her) who is top dog around here.

 

[Krystedez]

Wonder why he's painting not only my fence but also my demise.

 

[Jasou]

Wonder how he came through the wall and don't follow him in there.

 

[rPSIvysaur]

Pay him for painting my fence

 

[smashfan666]

throw a doggie treat to distract him as i make my greatest escape

 

[Ori_bro]

I'd join the legion.

 

[Xyzz]

Blast some noisy black metal at full volume and hope she can't stand it :D

 

[Vox]

Make yoshi eat it >:D

 

[smashfan666]

cut its wings off with a rusty knife, then use said knife to stab it in the eyesocket

 

[infiniteV115]

Show them what real cool is.

Whoever is below me, you're ****ed. :D

 

[Liquid-117]

Shoot them with my hunting rifle

 

[Vox]

Wow, what IS that? ... Guess I'd make it take an arrow to the knee then run for it lolz.

 

[Dexident]

I would of course conker its homeland and return it to it's defenseless egg like state where it needs to eat koopas and stars in order to return to its former glorly.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Eat its bacon, make its turtle into turtle soup, and then cut its parachute apart.

 

[Vox]

Use a reflector so he shoots himself

 

[Sunnysunny]

Wait for the iceage to come.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Take out my pokeball. >:D

 

[Ori_bro]

Before he kills me, I'd ask who does his hair xD

 

[Vox]

Um ... cup a hand over the microphone and hope the interference is loud enough to burst her eardrums ..? Oh wait that would take me out too ... STRANGLE HER WITH A SHOELACE :D

 

[smashfan666]

shoot it out of the sky with super-sharp, flaming, diamond-like arrows.

 

[Jasou]

Tell them that the order of cool is better.

 

[smashfan666]

replace his bucket of paint with a bucket of juiced pokeberries

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Put them all in a refrigerator so they will be literally "cool."

 

[ZaXXoR]

Open a portal from where you came from

 

[Link2thelost90]

Join in whatever dance he is doing.

Spoiler

/Do the (Dr.) Mario.