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Football is not only amazingly technical (almost on par with basketball for sure), it's also incredibly strategic, and not in a you-have-to-get-these-plays-down-by-heart way, but in a you-have-to-be-able-to-out think-your-opponent-on-the-spot way. Also, I heartily disagree with your last statement. Simply by requiring you to interact and work together with 10 other team members as opposed to 5 is already a strong argument, but in football it's next to impossible to achieve anything alone. Even the technical skill is generally used to allow better team positioning, not go on a one man trip towards goal. Of course this happens, and if it actually works it's a testament to the player's skill, but these instances are rare.Soccer is a decent sport, but it is outclassed by it's peers. Basketball allows more creativity, football is a better test of strength, track is a better test of endurance, golf is a better test of nerves, and volleyball places more emphasis on the team aspect. What does soccer excel at? Nothing really.
I agree with a lot of his points, but wow @ him dissing soccer but glorifying baseball. Baseball is hands down, the most boring sport to watch, and the EASIEST to play. I rather watch golf.
aww you dont have to be like that. soccer pretty fun to play. just no contact in itNobody has posted a facepalm picture yet? Let me be the first.
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If he is an american, let me say something to him.
"Our football > Your football"
I know this has been said before, but he said football was boring and then glorified baseball?
Rule 4 = Sexism.
Let me rephrase that.aww you dont have to be like that. soccer pretty fun to play. just no contact in it
Maybe it is a satire peice but if so, it was poorly done.
For one he says "For those who think I jest". Not saying that makes it a real piece but it would imply so.
Two, he is putting this up on a serious website not just randomly on a chat forum and he's backing it up with his reputation.
Three, the qualifications he gives for his reasons are very thorough which although ultimately being wrong, lend genuiness (at least to his intentions/sentiments) to the whole piece.
Lastly, if it is satire, meaning it needs to be humerous also, the actual latent point of his argument is vastly underplayed.
Really tactful of you, hmm?2. Illegal immigrant Mexicans are playing the sport.
God this guy is a ****ing moron. I mean really. Apparently, the only reason he doesn't like the posrt is because
#1 There aren't 200 pound bowling into each other causing potentially broken bones and probably brain damage. i think this guys doesn't know the difference between sissy and civilized. And he's pretty much wrong on the account of the "bloodlust' factor for girls. It's mainly because grls are generally smaller than men, and therefore tackling is less appealing. All the extremely overweight girls in my school don't have a problem tackling guys.
#2 You have to use your feet, presenting an actual challenge for the average person. Clearly he only likes sports with mindless violence and being able to smack things with wooden sticks ( not that i don't like baseball. I don't love it but I don't mind it. Is he a phrat boy or a college professor?
and btw, why is a football called a ball? Aren't things called balls usually round, not egg-shaped? I mean, what else do you call a ball that isn't circular?