Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Cyn]

Letting me judgment you is like me trying to give you a hug and you accepting it.

You wouldn't want to reject a hug from UTDZac now would you? Just... let it happen. It's good for you =)

a hug made out of a hammer.

 

[PhantomX]

Letting me judgment you is like me trying to give you a hug and you accepting it.

You wouldn't want to reject a hug from UTDZac now would you? Just... let it happen. It's good for you =)

You always reject my actual manhugs though

 

[Furbs]

I'm so glad 4 Inui our smash god

 

[Inui]

Inui we should practice our teamwork before our first tourney match. G&W loves teamwork.

I'll be arriving Wednesday morning before the tournament and I'm staying at DugFinn's house (god i love her so much lol).

Just stay over her place and play with me!

 

[Player-4]

I just dropped my Gameboy and the batteries popped out so now I have to beat nugget bridge and get to Bill all over again in Pokemon Blue

piece of ****

 

[DMG]

1. Get a Pokemon with Surf.

2. Surf to the left of the Cruise Ship.

3. See Gary's Truck.

4. ?????

5. PROFIT!

 

[UTDZac]

1. Get a Pokemon with Surf.

2. Surf to the left of the Cruise Ship.

3. See Gary's Truck.

4. ?????

5. PROFIT!

QFT

<i caught mew lol>

 

[Popertop]

DMG, how do you bad at memes?

 

[Smoom77]

I watched the whole thing of lolmoney on the bus with my friend on my iPod. lolololmoney

 

[Suspect]

ha batteries...

i lost my psp CHARGER

again

fml

 

[Player-4]

ha batteries...

i lost my psp CHARGER

again

fml

I kick it old school

I watched the whole thing of lolmoney on the bus with my friend on my iPod. lolololmoney

Now go watch Lol Jewish. Way better.

 

[RT]

Red version was better than Blue version. Only losers chose Blue.

 

[DMG]

DMG, how do you bad at memes?

Anti Lulz Turtle approves.

Red version was better than Blue version. Only losers chose Blue.

RT lashing out at people because as a child he was told that Red Version was better than Blue because "Charizard is awesome".

 

[RT]

Of course Charizard was awesome at the time. It was fire-breathing dragon, *****es. Plus, Blastoise was trash.

ACCEPT IT.

 

[kailo34ce]

Btw inui gets trolled easily

 

[Player-4]

Red version was better than Blue version. Only losers chose Blue.

It came with my Gameboy when I got it.

Of course Charizard was awesome at the time. It was fire-breathing dragon, *****es. Plus, Blastoise was trash.

ACCEPT IT.

You know you CAN CHOOSE YOUR STARTER RIGHT? Venusaur ftw.

 

[RT]

You were a wimp if you choose Bulbasaur first. That just means you couldn't handle the first two Gyms. YA WIMP. YEAAAAHAHAHAHHA.

 

[kailo34ce]

Also red and blue both suck just like sf2,

They were highly improved on in gay gold and silver which were blatantly flawed

Few changes made in crystal helped,nothing that wasn't already banned in tourney play

Ruby and sapphire added a lot of new moves and a new stat system and basically totally revamped the game

Fr/lg are great remakes of the originals,which should all be burned

Emerald,and yellow,both were mainly to balance pokemon distribution,much like ****ty platinum

Diamond and pearl were both great and made pokemon peak,at the time

Then nintendo decided to make platinum,which is an easy way to get gay **** and they gave a selective 12-15 pokemon moves that make no sense that they learn and make the game completely unbalanced
E.g:zapdos learning heatwave,this goes for the other selective


Basically if you know what your doing you could say "dang my _____ would be so good if it had (this move).

And then they gave that already top tier pokemon (this move) in platinum

Its like giving marth falcos laser

Point is

CHARIZARD IS AWESOME

 

[DMG]

Dude, Zapdos learning Heat Wave is good. Wards off the All too Common Scizor, although U turn and Stealth Rock will hurt it's ability to switch in and 100% counter Scizor.

Platinum also balanced things futher which needed to be balanced. Hypnosis with 70% accuracy? Way too high (although Spore at 100% is flat out ********). Walls were a lot harder to stop without so many Pokemon getting access to Trick in Platinum.

 

[FK1]

Dude, Zapdos learning Heat Wave is good. Wards off the All too Common Scizor, although U turn and Stealth Rock will hurt it's ability to switch in and 100% counter Scizor.

Platinum also balanced things futher which needed to be balanced. Hypnosis with 70% accuracy? Way too high (although Spore at 100% is flat out ********). Walls were a lot harder to stop without so many Pokemon getting access to Trick in Platinum.

Spore has that much accuracy because it can't be learned by many pokemon....Just sayin'...

I can only think of 3... Parasect, Breloom, and Smeargle... and Mew, I guess.

Sorry...I'll back off now.

 

[kailo34ce]

1:scizor is one of the 12-15

2latinum made scizor "all too common"

3 the metagame involves 8 pokemon now

4:I don't see a great issue with hypnosis because of the sleep clause

The metagame is based on twave/sandstorm/stall,

The smogon idiots in north america banned garchomp so the general pokemon holding back 80% of pokemon using twave,is gone
Platinum only balanced a select few pokemon

Cresselia gets better setups than garchomp

And the game all around shifts to pokemon who can take an HP fire because every special attacker has it prety much.

Its the same exact game except pokemon have wider movepools.wider movepools allow some pokemon to strive more than the ones who got no good added moves

Therefor unbalances it.

This time last year the fakeouts got popular again and resttalkers.

And 2 years ago this time it was t/s/s and not tw/s/s,

If the game involves a high critical hit ratio where a single critical hit ruins a match, it shouldn't be danced around with all the pokemon that know twave and can 30% make you unable to attack after lowering your speed.

The metagame is,don't get critted,and I hope my twave stuns them.

That's why everyone like my friends zmt and gfzues and the other marriland elites besides the ***s,quit

Game sucks

Kalo said "don't get crit"

 

[Espy Rose]

Why anyone would ever play Pokemon for money, I'll never know.

 

[Inui]

Why anyone would ever play Pokemon for money, I'll never know.

we play a campy game that you can trip in for money

lol

 

[TGM]

OMFG I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!


I just beat ALL of pokemon red with ONLY BEEDRILL!!!! I had to be level 81 to beat the elite 4 but i did it!!!! I think i got lucky on Lance because i got 2 criticals on his dragonite with "swift" attack!!! YEAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

my setup was

Mega Drain(for water/rock/ground)
Swift(for normal and spam move)
TwinNeedle(MOLESTS poison/psychic)
Hyper Beam(for massive damage)


This has got to be one of the hardest things ive done in my gaming days

 

[Inui]

That's actually pretty cool...

 

[Esca]

I'm not a god. I'm just very intelligent and passionate with regards to teams and I'm overall really good at every Smash game. >_>;



People purposely only upload my bad moments.

I'm not kidding.

Inui, let's MM in Smash 64, PLEASE?

 

[Inui]

Inui, let's MM in Smash 64, PLEASE?

Ok. Can we play on a laptop?

 

[Player-4]

I have to agree with everything Kailo said. I'm ****ing sick of seeing nothing but these 12-15 pokemon. Teams have no originailty these days.

Hurr durr lemme get a Metagross, Scizor, T-tar, Heatran, Salamence/Gyarados, and Azelf and call it a day.

As unbalanced as the meta-game is now, I'm sad that Garchomp is still in uber tier. With Salamence getting outrage and Latias finding her way into OU, why is Garchomp still banned? I'm getting tired of everyone running to Smogon for everything.

 

[kailo34ce]

Allan beat red with beedrill but what's important is

Elvis didn't do no drugs

 

[Gea]

Ok. Can we play on a laptop?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh wow.

Some God you are.

 

[kailo34ce]

Lol p4,

Also @inui lol I agree but think of what other communities think lol

"they play a game with one hit kos(smashballs) all the items,tripping, like no comboes and matches go to time,

That's like the outside the box look^

Which is technically true,cept we modified it

Its normal to us,but think about how modified brawl,and melee too,is just to meet somewhat mediocre como standards,we suck lol

 

[TGM]

leave me inui alone, he me pal. if you refuse, me beedrill will wip your ***

 

[Gea]

Allan 50$ mm your beedrill my flying snorlax.

 

[TGM]

Allan 50$ mm your beedrill my flying snorlax.

Thats f-ed up!

not only is fly my weakness.

its fatlax! nothing i have can take even a quarter of his health in one hit.

 

[Player-4]

My Butterfree vs your Beedrill

it's a wrap dawg

 

[Inui]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh wow.

Some God you are.

Huh?

I don't have a Nintendo 64 anymore. I play on Project 64 with an XBox 360 controller.

What's the problem?

leave me inui alone, he me pal. if you refuse, me beedrill will wip your ***

lol <3

 

[TGM]

My Butterfree vs your Beedrill

it's a wrap dawg

butter free has psychic...............unfair

serious note: inui, is ANY east coast player coming other than you?

 

[Player-4]

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[Gea]

Or you could man up and play on a console for a MM if you have any sort of skill whatsoever. Transition isn't hard and native console is superior.

 

[Inui]

serious note: inui, is ANY east coast player coming other than you?

Nope, just me...

Or you could man up and play on a console for a MM if you have any sort of skill whatsoever. Transition isn't hard and native console is superior.

N64 controllers are horrible.