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Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

What side event should i include in my tournaments?

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Xyro77

Xyro77

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Gnes said:
No, ur wrong
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Look, im gonna go ahead and spill the beans so people can quit worrying. ONLY READ BELOW if you want the full scope of the drama.




Razer has been in a horrific accident. He was riding his tricycle home from school yesterday when some Scandinavian guy( http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID34244/images/bad_cosplay_1.jpg ) ran a stop sign and hit him with a F-450 Ford truck( http://image.automotive.com/f/misce.../2008-ford-f-series-super-duty-front-left.jpg ). Razer was throw 500ft into a ditch which was filled with feces and rats that eat feces for dinner. They bit him and scratched him for over 12 hours before his parents found him(they were coming home from a costume party). They took him to the hospital where the doctor did some tests on him. The results were not good....razer's head was caved in+lacerations on his face/@$$ AND he has Ebola( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola ) which there is no cure for. Please pray for Razer's FULL RECOVERY(2nd and UP+B) because im pretty sure hes not gonna look the same next time we see him. He may look something like this http://www.worldrecordsacademy.org/human/img/ManuelUribe1.jpg



PS: i caught it all on video:
 
z00ted

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^****

Xyro that was perfect, are you still wanting us to come over Saturday?
 
[oni]LoKo

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Xyro77 said:
Look, im gonna go ahead and spill the beans so people can quit worrying. ONLY READ BELOW if you want the full scope of the drama.




Razer has been in a horrific accident. He was riding his tricycle home from school yesterday when some Scandinavian guy( http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID34244/images/bad_cosplay_1.jpg ) ran a stop sign and hit him with a F-450 Ford truck( http://image.automotive.com/f/misce.../2008-ford-f-series-super-duty-front-left.jpg ). Razer was throw 500ft into a ditch which was filled with feces and rats that eat feces for dinner. They bit him and scratched him for over 12 hours before his parents found him(they were coming home from a costume party). They took him to the hospital where the doctor did some tests on him. The results were not good....razer's head was caved in+lacerations on his face/@$$ AND he has Ebola( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola ) which there is no cure for. Please pray for Razer's FULL RECOVERY(2nd and UP+B) because im pretty sure hes not gonna look the same next time we see him. He may look something like this http://www.worldrecordsacademy.org/human/img/ManuelUribe1.jpg



PS: i caught it all on video:
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I got a brand new wii with 2 wii motes and 2 random games that im trying to sell. I go to monsters and been to abks funplex tourney for ssf4& blazblue though ;/. Just msg me on here if you want it. Thans peepz
 
Xyro77

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Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
You're~caught in a Dsmash,
No escape from the followup.
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see...
Zero~suit is high tiiierrr
We need no sympathy
Because she's weak to shields, has no grab.
She'll get gimped, man she's bad.
Any way the scrubs think
Doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, to me.

Meta, just GR'd a Knight
Hit Upair against his head
Was at onethirty, now he's dead
Marthaaaa, your stock has just begun
And you still think your airgame wins in~a~way
Falcooooo, oooohhhh
Didn't mean to make you camp
If I've approached again this time tomorrow
You'll have lost, you'll have lost. Not that you really matter.

Too late, Downsmash is done
Sending some bairs down his spine
(I) Keep taking stocks all the time
Goodbye, all you noobies
I've beat you all
Gotta leave you all behind and play a match
Larry, noooooooooo~oooooooh (Anyway Fal~co blows)
I don't wanna get camped
Sometimes wish I'd never enter at all

[Paralyzer Gun Solo]

I see a little silhouetto of a Didds
Dsmash one, Dsmash two, will you do the infinito?!
Bananas and peanuts, they don't really frighten me!
(Wario) Wario (Wario) Wario, Wario infinito!
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I am a Zero Suit, everybody loves me
He is a Zero Suit, their boards are a family
Join the threads too, it will be pretty SWEET.

Easy a top tier, will you accept it?
YOUR GROUND GAME! No, we will not let you rise
Let her rise
YOUR GROUND GAME! No, we will not let you rise
Let her rise
YOUR GROUND GAME! No, we will not let you rise
Let her rise (Will not let you rise)
Let her rise (Will not let you rise) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me rise, i, i, i, i
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Backroom leadah, backroom leadah) backroom leadah, let me rise
MetaKnight has the topspot put aside for me, for me, for me!

You don't think I can stun you and bair side to siiide?
You don't think I can spike you and leave you to die?
Oh, baby, you gonna get it, baby
You just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Paralyzer Gun Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Tier lists don't really matter
Anyone can see
Tier lists don't really matter
Tier lists don't really matter to me

Anyway Fal~co blows...
 
DMG

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DMG#931
I got cancer of the thorax from reading that Xyro
 
Thebest1pj

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Intergalactic camping with mjg.
1: ADHD (Diddy)
2: Mew2King (Metaknight)
3: Ally (Snake/Metaknight)
4: KSizzle (Metaknight/Lucario)
5: Shadow_111 (Metaknight)
5: Judge (Metaknight)
7: Havok (Metaknight)
7: Logic (Olimar)
 
Xyro77

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If people dont wanna Come to my house Saturday then let's fest somewhere(without drugs pls). I think I've found my new character and I really wanna try and get it ready for whobo. It's high tier and has boobs.
 
Esca

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Does anyone want to fest tomorrow? I've got to practice!

Xyro, why is the most important plant in the world illegal?
 
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