Take a look at yourself, then look at DMG, now back to yourself, now back to DMG. Sadly, you're not DMG, but if you stop trying to approach and start being gay, you could pretend like you're DMG.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're sitting a chair in tourney pretending to be the man you could be as gay as. What's in your hand? Now back at DMG. He has it. It's an oyster with those 2 ledges that you've wanted to plank on. Now look again, THE LEDGES ARE NOW BRINSTAR. Anything is possible when you're as gay as DMG and not approaching. I just got timed out.