You're quickly becoming my favorite Brawl-kid. You have taste.
This tournament was a whole bunch of fun. I'm in the process of switching from Ganon to Falcon/Marth. I'm happy with the progress so far, but I'm letting everybody I played know that I wasn't sandbagging if I didn't go Ganon.
Shoutouts:
1: Th0rn - Th0rn, rockin' those Adidas Superstar II's, White and Navy just like the bird. EVERYBODY, ME AND THE WINNER HAVE THE SAME SHOES!
2: Max - Really impressive stuff. I'm sorry that I trashtalked you. I hear you don't get much of that south of CT. Must be a New England thing. Really impressive stuff.
3: Swift - GG's in pools, Swift. I'm sorry for calling you T. Webb at one point while I was playing a match. Rofl.
4: Zoso - Oh, Dave. I was adamant that that picture be left up so that Kevin and Hailey would be embarrassed. How is that hard to understand?
5: phish-it - THAT MONK! DEAR LORD, THE SIZE OF IT! IT WAS HUGE!
5: Twebb - I wish we had played. Your fox is really something, man. I know that, you being a real *****, you went out and bought some Flamin' Hots and some Cherry Coke with your prize money.
7: Banks - Good stuff, Banks. Glad you guys came out and thanks for the advice.
7: Slox - Really impressive stuff, Slox. I mean, you lost to HaileyM in pools again, but I guess you placed well anyway.
9: Kevin M - The big man himself. Sorry if you feel sad after this tournament. I had a blast in the car and goin' out the night before and everything.
9: Morgue - THE MORGUE! I'm glad you came out, man. You didn't lose to anybody you didn't have a reason to. Thanks for the Falcon-Peach advice. I feel like it was actually just what I needed.
9: $mafia$ - BIG JIM! Good stuff, man. You could have done better, sure, but you played the characters that you wanted to and that's what matters. Hash tag "saying hash tag in place of a # symbol." Hash tag "the porn game."
9: SOLAR - GG's, Neil! I'll be ready for you next time with more Peach practice.
13: Neji - Good stuff, man. Not a bad placing for your second tournament. Also, I didn't go Ganon on you, I went Falcon. I wanted to beat you in pools, not make you quit this game forever.
13: Shawn - It just so happens that everytime we play, I'm trying to move away from Ganon. I could have gone him in a few friendlies if you had asked though. You're becoming THE HOMEY in my book, so I hope to see you at the next tournament.
13: Aber - Aber, I wish we had played or something. I'm glad you guys came out to this.
13: Diesel
17: Jinjo - Marc, thanks for the advice, man. It helped. Maybe we'll play sometime.
17: CK Tom - Good stuff beating people, Tom. It's hard out there for a pimp. Hash tag "you're welcome for everything that you thanked me for."
17: Captain Crunch - We should have teamed. I'm a monster in teams and you're a good player. It could have been magic.
17: Proskater - Thanks for closing the door at the beginning of the tournament for me. You're my hero. #DreamMagic
17: Meat - GG's in pools, amigo. Sorry that you killed yourself like twice. Keep at it, MAN!
17: Gonzales - Ah, GG's, man. I'll have sheik experience next time.
17: Yong - Your brother plays samus, right? ROFL. I was geeking out about that story on the ride home. #DaveIsRacist
17: Travis - Good ****ing games, man. I didn't want to have to go ganon, but you made me. You made me do it by bodying my falcon.
HaileyM - I'm getting old, Hailey. ROFL. Thanks for hanging with us in the city the night before.
Pyn - Glad we could play falcon dittos. And Falcon-Marth. I bet you don't get that matchup all the time.
Everybody else, GG's! Look for a new and improved DIESEL at future tournaments!