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Sanu

Sanu

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im having an issue right now, but before I get into that... lol, that picture is definitely perfect. beyblaaade! let em rip!... so yeah... onto my issue.

ok..., so im sitting on the toilet pooping, thinking about hot girls, reading this months egm, and smelling my own gas all at once but at the same time trying not to intertwine each of these things in my mind because one can really ruin the other. anywho, i shot out an enormous crap log and at that moment i realized that i didn't wipe myself the last time i pooped. the old crap melded with my a$$ pubes and dried to form an a$$-pube-net, if you will. so today when i shot out that big log of human goodness(poop) it got trapped and entangled in my ***-pube-net. it was pretty messy and it hasn't dried yet. i got a fork out of the kitchen and tried to break the net but no dice. any ideas?

i tried the shower thing and the hot water didn't melt my ***-pube-net. and btw, i wiped the poop off the fork with a pair of my uncles dirty underpants which were sitting on the kitchen table before putting it back.

I had my girlfriend come over to help me with my ***-pube net. She tried to remove it with a comb, a pair of her aunt's nail clippers, and an icecube, but it didn't get rid of my asspube net and only ended up getting her dirty and smelly, so she gave up and went home.

IBLL
 
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Sanuzi said:
im having an issue right now, but before I get into that... lol, that picture is definitely perfect. beyblaaade! let em rip!... so yeah... onto my issue.

ok..., so im sitting on the toilet pooping, thinking about hot girls, reading this months egm, and smelling my own gas all at once but at the same time trying not to intertwine each of these things in my mind because one can really ruin the other. anywho, i shot out an enormous crap log and at that moment i realized that i didn't wipe myself the last time i pooped. the old crap melded with my a$$ pubes and dried to form an a$$-pube-net, if you will. so today when i shot out that big log of human goodness(poop) it got trapped and entangled in my ***-pube-net. it was pretty messy and it hasn't dried yet. i got a fork out of the kitchen and tried to break the net but no dice. any ideas?

i tried the shower thing and the hot water didn't melt my ***-pube-net. and btw, i wiped the poop off the fork with a pair of my uncles dirty underpants which were sitting on the kitchen table before putting it back.

I had my girlfriend come over to help me with my ***-pube net. She tried to remove it with a comb, a pair of her aunt's nail clippers, and an icecube, but it didn't get rid of my asspube net and only ended up getting her dirty and smelly, so she gave up and went home.

IBLL
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ok your definatly coming to my house to get your wii modded with that story, i wouldnt want your a$$ net on my furniture. Your like a sasquach or something if you get **** caught in your a$$


does anyone wanna play medal of honor on wii with me online ? SICK GAME !
 
coolhat

coolhat

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Messages
314
Location
Mississauga, ON, Canada
dude don't get me started on ****s, i drop the biggest ****ing stones man and usually i get a nice touch of blood with it. I'll take a picture next time i can.
 
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Cap'n

Smash Rookie
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coolhat said:
dude don't get me started on ****s, i drop the biggest ****ing stones man and usually i get a nice touch of blood with it. I'll take a picture next time i can.
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Blood?
Chris, congratulations, you're a fully developed woman now.
 
Life Ruiner

Life Ruiner

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Dec 7, 2005
Messages
158
Location
Georgetown, Ontario
Sanuzi said:
im having an issue right now, but before I get into that... lol, that picture is definitely perfect. beyblaaade! let em rip!... so yeah... onto my issue.

ok..., so im sitting on the toilet pooping, thinking about hot girls, reading this months egm, and smelling my own gas all at once but at the same time trying not to intertwine each of these things in my mind because one can really ruin the other. anywho, i shot out an enormous crap log and at that moment i realized that i didn't wipe myself the last time i pooped. the old crap melded with my a$$ pubes and dried to form an a$$-pube-net, if you will. so today when i shot out that big log of human goodness(poop) it got trapped and entangled in my ***-pube-net. it was pretty messy and it hasn't dried yet. i got a fork out of the kitchen and tried to break the net but no dice. any ideas?

i tried the shower thing and the hot water didn't melt my ***-pube-net. and btw, i wiped the poop off the fork with a pair of my uncles dirty underpants which were sitting on the kitchen table before putting it back.

I had my girlfriend come over to help me with my ***-pube net. She tried to remove it with a comb, a pair of her aunt's nail clippers, and an icecube, but it didn't get rid of my asspube net and only ended up getting her dirty and smelly, so she gave up and went home.

IBLL
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That's what you get for reading EGM.

Seriously, That's really gross.
 
D.B

D.B

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 15, 2007
Messages
608
Location
Sauga, Ontario, Canada
- тнє pяовlєм // язδּяυм - says:
I got a secret to tell you...
I'm falcon in disquise.
- вопағιdе says:
i know
- тнє pяовlєм // язδּяυм - says:
just making sure
вопағιdе says:
lol dont worry
Im mewtwo
- тнє pяовlєм // язδּяυм - says:
were'nt you marth?
- вопағιdе says:
in Smash im Marth
in general
Im mewtwo
 
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Engo said:
This is random(I never post) but I'm interested in coming to that Tourney on the 24th and I need to know the address, I know that it is in Mississauga.
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just follow the loud clicking of the gamecube controllers, and the yelling of f4g

wow medal of honor online is hilariously fun
 
Sanu

Sanu

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Messages
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I know you all love me <3

and holy **** @ Chris. You're such a joker.

My ***-pube-net problem was resolved by the way. My uncle had to drive me to the hospital where a proctologist had to go in a slice a layer of my butt-flesh off, although now I have extreme bleeding hemmorhoids out the wazoo!!!! And becuase we haven't yet upgraded the toilets in our house to ones that flush (yes my parents are living in the 1980's still...) we got an ear full from the hospitals psychotherapist. Heheh! There was one funny thing that happened out of this whole mess. When the doctor was inspecting my net I blasted(farted) gas in her face! The look in her eyes was fantastic, I thought she was going to cry!
 
worldjem7

worldjem7

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Messages
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Location
Canada
For someone who didn't want to be recorded playing smash, that's quite a lot of personal info lol. I'm glad it got resolved. I thought the fire would be good enough lol just burn the hairs and crap all at once but, I guess it must have been stuck on pretty tight to have to surgically remove it.
 
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Ambrose said:
lol cool, I just got the game today. We should play, wat is your wii #?
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i'll send it to you when i get home tonight , its so ridiculously easy that game , i went in a 16 man server last night and went 24-1 lol its probably because i was godlike in mohaa, i dont think you need wii # you can just add my ea account name, which is efex.

Chris i hope your practicing cpma =] you still have a few weeks to prepare for the ownage :D than i can teach you quake after a stunning 40- (-2) win
 
Sanu

Sanu

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worldjem7 said:
For someone who didn't want to be recorded playing smash, that's quite a lot of personal info lol. I'm glad it got resolved. I thought the fire would be good enough lol just burn the hairs and crap all at once but, I guess it must have been stuck on pretty tight to have to surgically remove it.
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... are you serious? XFD

Matt. Reply to my PM pl0x =(

Here's hoping no one tells me that his name is Matt since I already know. I'd feel sorry for that person.
 
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He wanted his wii modded =\ ugh i just dont want his a$$pube net in my house -_-;; that story scares the **** out of me like ophras v j j


i hope that pyroloser kid gets banned, he was the one that kept reporting me =\ dam 12yr old kid that spends 25 hours a day on smashboards to get like 2000+ posts in less then a mounth and tells me i spam...madness...THIS IS SMASHBOARDS !!!!
 
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Cap'n

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I took the liberty of circling the letters that are sparkling. Look at what they spell! XDD

u r mr gay
 
Drolian

Drolian

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Cap'n said:

I took the liberty of circling the letters that are sparkling. Look at what they spell! XDD

u r mr gay
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epic LOL
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