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Grand OTL Tournament! GRAND FINALS! DABUZ WINS!
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Omis
my friends were skinny
Weekly is always good. I need to find a good weekly venue.
Omis
my friends were skinny
Poor poor Spamus.
kirbywizard
Smash Hero
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hooray *claps*, it will be better in the morning
*Befriends Glyph*
He was banned?
Did i miss something?
Your sig Owns!!
OH EM GEE, i had an orgasm.
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If someone can think of a good avatar to go with my custom title, they can be my new #2
~Infinity~
Smash Champion
Zamus I find a master tlink trainer on youtube... but it ended up being a rick roll...
PentaSalia
Smash Master
where do you download touhou anyway ?D:
Excellence
Smash Champion
My opponent hasn't been on in a long while, I'm requesting a disqualification.
~Infinity~
Smash Champion
Thats kinda harsh, wouldn't you say?
Knubs.
ナブ Paquito.
I'll play with you Sasuke.
zhao_guang
Smash Lord
y hallo thur buddeh ;D ;D ;D
No need to be nervous, I'm not very good XD. But it'll be very fun!
Bomber7(85) vs. Victra(77) Bracket 3
Victa wins by default.
Bomber7 forfits.
Weekend plans going to get in way of me having a match. Good luck to you all and everyone I know. Maybe next OTL tourny I can actually go through with it.
Victa wins by default.
Bomber7 forfits.
Weekend plans going to get in way of me having a match. Good luck to you all and everyone I know. Maybe next OTL tourny I can actually go through with it.
Rawnie
Smash Champion
But I hate Weegees D:
~Infinity~
Smash Champion
Weegee's are like ghetto mario...
My worst chars match up would be:
IC
weegee
falco
marth
I hate them...
My worst chars match up would be:
IC
weegee
falco
marth
I hate them...
Rawnie
Smash Champion
Olimars are worse >_>
Snakes too.
Snakes too.
PentaSalia
Smash Master
i loath olimar
and KIRBYS
too small for me lulz
and KIRBYStoo small for me lulz
~Infinity~
Smash Champion
Anything short works my nerves. specially toon link (No disrespect toonlink...)
I dont like AIB's forums that much, but their blogs are hilarious.
Dear Nubs,
Are you new to the game, and perhaps looking to achieve a higher level; graduating out of the realm of newbies and noobs, and achieving the level of scrub? Well, look no further, because Professor Praxis is here to help guide you. Follow this guide to the letter, and you will perfectly fit in with the scrub population. After all, all anyone wants is to fit in, right?
The first question you must ask yourself is, "Why am I not a scrub?" Are you not good enough? No, no, don't put yourself down like that. Positive thinking, people! It's just a lack of experience. Let's focus on some simple points that can make even YOU into a professional scrub.
Use the word "Cheap" at every opportunity.
Remember this simple rule; there is cheap in everything. Only the truly good scrubs can find it. Allow me to provide some examples.
Did your opponent just chain grab you to spike? Well, that's pretty cheap, isn't it?
Did your opponent just zero death you? How unfair! They clearly have no skill and can't beat you normally.
Did your opponent just hit you with the same move four times in a row? That's pretty unfair you know.
Dd your opponent just grab you while you were shielding? The point of shields is to keep you from getting hit! How cheap is that?
Did your opponent just hit you twice in a row? What a spammer!
Did your opponent predict your roll and fsmash you? Come on, you practically gave that to him, how cheap.
Did your opponent just kill you? Wow, let the cheap jerk know just how cheap he is.
Did your opponet just hit you? Come on, how cheap is that!
Did you just suicide? It's so cheap that his recovery is better than yours!
Remember, if your opponent hit you with something, it must have been completely unavoidable, and thus unfair, because you are too good to walk into something avoidable.
Play with Honour
Honour is a better version of honor. Scrubs have honour, because their have way more of it than the average noob, so we need to add an extra letter.
Remember, it's not about winning or losing! Don't take advantage of your opponent's weaknesses; that's being cheap. If your opponent is Olimar, make sure you don't edgeguard him; let him back to the stage! How would you like it if someone did that to you? Never use the same move twice in a row, always approach your opponents, don't gimp (they call it gimping because it's unfair), and never, ever exploit their character's problems.
It's all about Skill.
Remember, this game is all about skill. If people are using moves that take no skill, tell them how cheap they are! People shouldn't be able to beat you with no skill moves like Ike's fsmash, because you have skill.
Tiers are for Queers
Remember, this game is about honor. Thus, if honorable players refuse to exploit their opponent's problems, all characters become equal! Captain Falcon can play on an even level with Metaknight because Metaknight will certainly never use tornado or edgeguard him.
The game takes so much more skill this way! And remember, the game is all about skill too. So what character you use doesn't matter at all!
Also, if you ever hear someone use the word "matchup", ignore them; they're clearly a Nazi-loving socialist with posters of Hitler all over their room spreading propganda while worshiping Satan in secret.
Campers & Spammers
Campers are people with no skill who win by running away and using attacks that are impossible to beat. These people should be reviled; leave them negative feedback, and tell them how cheap they are for using the same attacks over and over!
Spammers are people who have no skill and press the same buttons over and over. It's a completely unbeatable tactic that is completely unfair and totally cheap. Make sure you tell them how cheap they are and tell all your friends. Spamming can be done with any moves; even grabs! Spammers are meant to be reviled, and even their dogs hate them.
Taunt Spamming is the key to all victories.
Don't worry; no one would ever hit you while you're taunting. If they do, they're cheap and dishonorable, and no good player is either of those. If someone hits you while you're taunting, drop out of the match immediately, leave them bad feedback and tell the moderators that you won the match.
Feedback
Feedback is the key to being a scrub! Make sure you let people know what you think of their playstyle. This is your moment to shine; if you lost, tell them how cheap they were for hitting you! And if you won, still tell them how cheap they are! If you are truly a scrub, you will find something.
If you focus on these simple rules, you will be a true scrub. Then you can freely mingle with the other scrubs in Ladder Chat, without fear of being looked upon as a minority. It can often take many days of training to achieve true scrubdom, but have faith! You can do it, and it is completely worth it. You have the Skill.
Yours sincerely,
Prof. Praxis
(from the Internet)
http://allisbrawl.com/blogpost.aspx?id=12993&page=2
Dear Nubs,
Are you new to the game, and perhaps looking to achieve a higher level; graduating out of the realm of newbies and noobs, and achieving the level of scrub? Well, look no further, because Professor Praxis is here to help guide you. Follow this guide to the letter, and you will perfectly fit in with the scrub population. After all, all anyone wants is to fit in, right?
The first question you must ask yourself is, "Why am I not a scrub?" Are you not good enough? No, no, don't put yourself down like that. Positive thinking, people! It's just a lack of experience. Let's focus on some simple points that can make even YOU into a professional scrub.
Use the word "Cheap" at every opportunity.
Remember this simple rule; there is cheap in everything. Only the truly good scrubs can find it. Allow me to provide some examples.
Did your opponent just chain grab you to spike? Well, that's pretty cheap, isn't it?
Did your opponent just zero death you? How unfair! They clearly have no skill and can't beat you normally.
Did your opponent just hit you with the same move four times in a row? That's pretty unfair you know.
Dd your opponent just grab you while you were shielding? The point of shields is to keep you from getting hit! How cheap is that?
Did your opponent just hit you twice in a row? What a spammer!
Did your opponent predict your roll and fsmash you? Come on, you practically gave that to him, how cheap.
Did your opponent just kill you? Wow, let the cheap jerk know just how cheap he is.
Did your opponet just hit you? Come on, how cheap is that!
Did you just suicide? It's so cheap that his recovery is better than yours!
Remember, if your opponent hit you with something, it must have been completely unavoidable, and thus unfair, because you are too good to walk into something avoidable.
Play with Honour
Honour is a better version of honor. Scrubs have honour, because their have way more of it than the average noob, so we need to add an extra letter.
Remember, it's not about winning or losing! Don't take advantage of your opponent's weaknesses; that's being cheap. If your opponent is Olimar, make sure you don't edgeguard him; let him back to the stage! How would you like it if someone did that to you? Never use the same move twice in a row, always approach your opponents, don't gimp (they call it gimping because it's unfair), and never, ever exploit their character's problems.
It's all about Skill.
Remember, this game is all about skill. If people are using moves that take no skill, tell them how cheap they are! People shouldn't be able to beat you with no skill moves like Ike's fsmash, because you have skill.
Tiers are for Queers
Remember, this game is about honor. Thus, if honorable players refuse to exploit their opponent's problems, all characters become equal! Captain Falcon can play on an even level with Metaknight because Metaknight will certainly never use tornado or edgeguard him.
The game takes so much more skill this way! And remember, the game is all about skill too. So what character you use doesn't matter at all!
Also, if you ever hear someone use the word "matchup", ignore them; they're clearly a Nazi-loving socialist with posters of Hitler all over their room spreading propganda while worshiping Satan in secret.
Campers & Spammers
Campers are people with no skill who win by running away and using attacks that are impossible to beat. These people should be reviled; leave them negative feedback, and tell them how cheap they are for using the same attacks over and over!
Spammers are people who have no skill and press the same buttons over and over. It's a completely unbeatable tactic that is completely unfair and totally cheap. Make sure you tell them how cheap they are and tell all your friends. Spamming can be done with any moves; even grabs! Spammers are meant to be reviled, and even their dogs hate them.
Taunt Spamming is the key to all victories.
Don't worry; no one would ever hit you while you're taunting. If they do, they're cheap and dishonorable, and no good player is either of those. If someone hits you while you're taunting, drop out of the match immediately, leave them bad feedback and tell the moderators that you won the match.
Feedback
Feedback is the key to being a scrub! Make sure you let people know what you think of their playstyle. This is your moment to shine; if you lost, tell them how cheap they were for hitting you! And if you won, still tell them how cheap they are! If you are truly a scrub, you will find something.
If you focus on these simple rules, you will be a true scrub. Then you can freely mingle with the other scrubs in Ladder Chat, without fear of being looked upon as a minority. It can often take many days of training to achieve true scrubdom, but have faith! You can do it, and it is completely worth it. You have the Skill.
Yours sincerely,
Prof. Praxis
(from the Internet)
http://allisbrawl.com/blogpost.aspx?id=12993&page=2
Campers & Spammers
Campers are people with no skill who win by running away and using attacks that are impossible to beat. These people should be reviled; leave them negative feedback, and tell them how cheap they are for using the same attacks over and over!
Guilty as charged. I'm a bomber after all. I'm still having trouble bring it back to it's non spammy days like it was in meele and 64. Though since it's unorganised, it's spam.
Campers are people with no skill who win by running away and using attacks that are impossible to beat. These people should be reviled; leave them negative feedback, and tell them how cheap they are for using the same attacks over and over!
Guilty as charged. I'm a bomber after all. I'm still having trouble bring it back to it's non spammy days like it was in meele and 64. Though since it's unorganised, it's spam.
~Infinity~
Smash Champion
I died a bit when i was roflmao! Hirlarious!
~Infinity~
Smash Champion
lol who wrote that?
Roflmfa o.
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