Hey Summoner let's look at the current deadline.
ZV said:
April 5, 2010 11:59AM EST
Cool let's look at that post where you were all hey guys I'm not a ****ing ******** obvscum I'm a ****ing ******** obvtown lol ur dum.
Summoner said:
Fresh update!
Summoner was actually jut tunnelling a random person for reactions. Who would have thought?!?
He's going back to make a proper post :OOOOOO
such amazing news! Let's not lynch him anymore :D
Oh wait this is just a filler post.
My bad let's look at the timestamp on that post.
The Grand said:
Yesterday being April the 4th. So, the story as you tell it is that you decided to play a gambit, aggressively avoid all lines of discussion directed toward or relevant to you
or things you were saying, including reactions, and you played this gambit until...
...Just over 24 hours before deadline?
Are you ****ing kidding me?
Oh, wait. Let's look at when that post was actually delivered!
SWF said:
Alright, so let me make sure I have this straight. You could have made a "real" post -- and you've acknowledge prior posts as 'not real' via your own words -- this entire time. And you elect not to do so until a scant day before deadline, when you are, and have been for
a very long time, the strongest lynch? Signs were pointing to you long before you decided to stop being an idiot, pal.
Oh, wait.
Did you?
Let's look at your post. You don't get pretty Halloween colors.
Scummoner said:
Tando said:
I figured Hando is town so there was no real need for a serious question for him. So I threw in a completely silly question. From my limited experience with RQS, I've noticed not all answers need to be same level of inquisitive. As previously stated, I like my mafia games best when I just have fun with them.
Why ask him a question at all?
Only ask good questions :D Fun!
*snip*
Well, here's essentially the only point you actually seemed to conjure up wholly through what was contained in your snippet... but it's also, you know, blatantly parroted from several players. Yep, including us.
We've waited this long for you to start saying things of substance and you bring nothing original to the table with your very first point in your very first post of [what you call] substance. Uh, yeah. Gross. Icky. Scummy, even!
Ugh, I can see that quoting everything you said is going to be a pain in the
ass. So, I'm just going to point out that the vast majority of your "points" from here onward are:
Interesting! No, really! Is that bad or good? Any more thoughts about it? What was your intention behind posting this? What did you think it would do to help town as a whole?
This
may --
may -- be followed by the vaguest thing that actually specifically relates to the snippet you quoted. But it barely registers enough to convince me you even read the ****ing thing you quoted and aren't just quoting and copy and pasting things at random. However, that doesn't make it any less clear that you just haphazardly slapped this **** together at the last minute.
The other problem I have with this, of course, is that in many cases of what you've quoted, your "questions" have already been answered, or already asked by someone else, and the rest is so generic you'd think it was taken out of a mafia playbook.
So now that I've picked that bone, I'll glaze lightly over what you did, snippet by snippet and player by player.
Kataefi said:
Prodded for elaboration. Already done by several players.
Kevmo said:
Prodded for activity, laziness, etc. Already done by Marc, possibly others.
Then this:
Cello Asking a Direct Question said:
@Summoner: What do you think about Tandora's supposedly random questions? Her last post implied that she specifically chose her questions for each person, as compared to just writing a bunch of questions and randomly assigning them as filler. Why do you think she chose a question for Marc that he would have no idea how to answer? Why do you think KEEKEE is trying to create a link to Tanny so early on? What do you think about Kevin's willingness to let Tanny get lynched?
Wow that's a lot of stuff. What do you have to say?
Scummoner said:
No opinion! None whatsoever! It doesn't even interest me at all!
Oh. Okay then. "Summoner here's a bunch of pointed questions". "I have absolutely no opinion whatsoever."
But, wait, hey! Didn't you prod Tando earlier? So then why were you prodding Tando -- about things and with points parroted from other players -- if you have "no opinion whatsoever" on what was just asked of you?
This looks blatantly scummy to me. Scum has to fake scumhunting, so if you were to just go through the thread retreading old ground, a mafiat is likely to trip up and become inconsistent in a long post. And you already have. You've prodded someone on something about which you have "no opinion! None whatsoever!"
Curious. Oh, no. My bad. I meant
scummy.
Moving on...
Kataefi said:
More prodding Kat. I don't think anyone actually bothered with this, but then again, most of your questioning was already self-evident in what you quoted. As often happens in your post, making it look even more random and desperately slapped together.
Oh, now you talk to us. Fun!
Scummoner said:
KEEKEE said:
No, it implies only that I know you've played at least one game. I expect rationally-minded people to realize that town reads offered for no reason are stupid and bad play very quickly. Which you have not. 1. Interesting! 2. No, really! 3. Is that bad or good? 4. Any more thoughts about it? 5. What was your intention behind posting this? 6. What did you think it would do to help town as a whole?
1. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
2. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
3. So yeah, it's pretty obviously a bad thing. Pretty sure I used the words "stupid" and "bad play" in there. Literally in exactly what you quoted. Do you have absolutely no reading comprehension skills whatsoever, or are you just randomly attaching your little Post-It note of a fake-scumhunting attempt to anything that even vaguely seems to fit it, so you can pretend you're useful?
Because methinks the latter.
4. Nope, my point was his terrible play was putting me in a dumb-or-scum vacuum. Again, this was pretty self-evident.
5. Thanks for the generic question! My objective was... to point out a terrible play... that was putting me in a dumb-or-scum vacuum.
6. Depending on Cello's allignment, it would:
(a) Point out his bad and suspicious play so he could can the crap and play better, if town.
(b) Point out his bad and suspicious play so both the particular play and the player himself could be evaluated by other townies, who may have missed this intricacy while initially perusing the thread, which is
how you play mafia. You are certainly doing it wrong.
Jesus ****ing Christ, I didn't realize what an utterly generic pile of crap that post is until biting down to answer the questions. I feel like I'm writing a textbook on how to play mafia. And how to read, for that matter.
...and I have two more snippets just in that one quote to go through.
Scummoner said:
KEEKEE said:
Actually, the rest of my post boiled down to dumb or scum, which is an important question to ask when you think people are playing in a haphazard or plain ol' crappy manner. Especially when the way someone types their posts implies more intelligence than their points are conveying. Then I get suspicious. 1. Interesting! 2. No, really! 3. Is that bad or good? 4. Any more thoughts about it? 5. What was your intention behind posting this? 6. What did you think it would do to help town as a whole?
1. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
2. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
3. ...this snippet
wasn't even a point about a player. It was a requested elaboration on an earlier point.
Jesus there is no way anyone could be this stupid that they write this drivel from a town POV.
4. Uh, no. Considering it was, in itself, an elaboration.
5. Elaborating on a misunderstood point.
6. Elaborate on my misunderstood point.
One more, God help me. Give me the strength to finish this post without tearing out my eyeballs.
Scummoner said:
KEEKEE said:
I'm pretty into the game, I'd say. Lucky for you, I've seen plenty of townies try to discredit a post in a single line Jedi-style, so I won't hold it against you. I'll just cackle to myself and continue playing D-or-S with you. 1. Interesting! 2. No, really! 3. Is that bad or good? 4. Any more thoughts about it? 5. What was your intention behind posting this? 6. What did you think it would do to help town as a whole?
1. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
2. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
3. This snippet had
literally nothing at all to do with good or bad. I ripped up his limp notion that I wasn't playing the game, then noted that I won't take it as scummy because I've seen townies do it before. It was pretty clear in my wording that what I was saying and responding to had in no way changed my opinion.
So yeah, reading comprehension and all that noise. Got any? No? Didn't think so.
4. There's barely anything there to begin with, and it was a response to an offhand remark in the first place, so no.
5. Disagreeing with a point and calling it null in my read of the player. Obviously?
6. I freely admit that this advanced nothing. And it wasn't intended to, nor did I masquerade it as doing so (unlike you with this post!) I suppose it helped town in stinting anyone who may jump to conclusions on this nulltell out of lack of experience/ignorance.
Ugh. My head.
Moving on...
Kataefi said:
Scummoner finally stops with the copypasting to offer a few parroted thoughts, and then goes right back to the copypasting and it's just as dumb as ever
Oh hey, now you finally answer our lingering questions.
...right?
...
son of a
KEEKEE said:
Summoner have you played with Cello before? If so what's your read on his general playstyle?
Scummoner said:
Well, that was illuminating.
...what's that, schizophrenic sidekick? It
wasn't illuminating? He's
still dodging our questions!?
Well gadzooks sarge! That's not townie-ish! That's not townie-ish
at all!
...but that could only mean...
Oh, phew! He answers us here! ...right?
KEEKEE said:
How is that a read on his general playstyle. That's basically the opposite of what I asked. also I you didn't say if you've played with him before.
Yes! Surely he must, called out so completely on his horse**** post!
Scummoner said:
There! That put me at ease.
Hey, wait a minute. That's not an answer.
That's not an answer at all!
Aaaand moving on, thoroughly unenlightened and thoroughly incensed...
Hando said:
Yet another copypaste, this one making almost no sense whatsoever in the context of what it was replying to. Which can be said for pretty much every single reply, but you know. Worse so in this case.
Oh, wait. What happened to only asking good questions? One of the few things you actually said sans copypaste in that post?
Man! It's almost like he blindly parroted it before, and is inconsistently contradicting himself now!
Cello said:
And another copypaste, see above, etc etc ad nauseum.
Wait. What's this!? An actual answer to a question!?
Cello said:
@Summoner: Whatever it is you're doing, stop. Also, willing to vote Kat with you if you give me bus credit. Deal? Also, please actually answer what I've asked.
Okay! Let's check out that response.
Scummoner said:
...
You saw it here first, folks. The man has discovered a way to answer one question and dodge another in the
same sentence while managing to say
nothing of substance in the process!
Wowzers!
Okay time to--- **** there's some left.
Oh god and it's to us again.
Scummoner said:
KEEKEE said:
did DG meta suddenly become "play as scummy as possible" and no one told me? cello and summoner are making my head hurt1. Interesting! 2. No, really! 3. Is that bad or good? 4. Any more thoughts about it? 5. What was your intention behind posting this? 6. What did you think it would do to help town as a whole?
1. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
2. I know, right? Got anything of substance to say?
3. Because playing as scummy as possible is sometimes a good thing. Derp derp da diddly derp stop skimming
START READING.
4. You're playing poorly and it induces migraines. That's more of a restatement, but hey. Obviously you didn't read it the first time so it's all good.
5. See above. Informing people of that.
6. See above.
Ooooh look! A response that isn't copypaste! Those have been consistently illuminating, productive, and valuable. Oh, wait. No they haven't, but hey. I've stuck to the trenches this long. Might as well tough it out a bit longer.
Scummoner said:
Kat said:
-blehblehbleh-
_
@summoner: the comment that apparently links myself and Cello isn't credible imo! Where is any good analysis on this? Your current one is just selectively perceptive based on your current 'tunnel' of Cello. You aren't credible imo!
...
...wait hold on.
Okay give me a second.
Alright, I think I wrapped my head around it. Your point to a rebuttal was... the equivalent of a "your face [insert paraphrase of rebuttal]".
...
Wow.
Alright, let me look back on all that.
0. Summoner literally refuses to answer
any question directed at him or make any post resembling something containing substance.
1. Summoner made us wait until the night before deadline day for his "real" post, which was clearly just a bunch of random bisections chopped out of the thread.
2. To these clearly random selections, he affixes a canned response which, far more often than not, didn't even make sense in the context of what it was questioning.
3. Occasional jabs on the level of middle school playground arguing peppered in here and there, intended to pass as actual original thought.
4. What few statements actually make some sense are parroted from various other players.
5. Even giving his poor (to be polite) questioning an A for effort, it also is the kind of stuff you need to ask at the start of a Day. Or game. If at all.
5. (b) And we only managed to rip this fluffy crap out of him by making him our lynch candidate the night before deadline. Wow. Trés protown, oui oui?
6. He managed to say all of that while still dodging questions asked of him earlier.
7. He managed to say all of that while making no actual case.
7. (b) He managed to say all of that while pointing to no suspects or fresh strings of conversation.
8. He managed to, in other words, do the
exact same thing he has been doing from the beginning of the game: Dodge questions, tunnel, and be stupid.
If I seemed meaner than usual, it's because this actually managed to pass the threshold I have not seen since WWYP3 -- a jumble of words so thoughtlessly put together, such complete and utter crap, that I actually become genuinely resentful of the person for making me waste so much of my time telling them why it was so. And oh my god. Was it
ever so.
So, do all those dots connect to a townie? I sure as hell don't think so.
Here's what I
really think Summoner did: He tried a gambit of portraying himself as a player of the caliber that he can read any player like a textbook in bifocal print. Think about it. Think about all the time of ours Summoner wasted by doing this, and all the meaty conversation he avoided by posting the same crap over and over again.
He tried to be obtuse, allowing him to hide behind a crap playstyle, and now it has backfired, and he's flailing about, trying to portray it as some grand "master plan". Guess what, Scummoner? If you were actually fishing for reactions, maybe you should have collected them and posted about them before the penultimate night of deadline?
Oh wait.
You didn't point to these reactions which you were supposedly testing for. Not a single one.
Hmm! That doesn't look inconsistent, or like a blatant lie, or anything else! Certainly not an idiot being scum!
Alright Scummoner, here's a line of questioning for you. For that ENTIRE post. It might look kinda familiar!
Interesting! No, really! Is that bad or good? Any more thoughts about it? What was your intention behind posting this? What did you think it would do to help town as a whole?
Vote is
parked and please die quickly and stop wasting my time.
Rghggh.
Rgh.