- Jan 7, 2019
1999: What???!!! Mario, Pikachu, Kirby and Link in the same game???!!! What sorcery is this?!And again, you're discounting literally the rest of the roster for some reason. You realize that not all 89 characters were added in Ultimate, right? What you're basically saying is that characters like Mario and Pikachu aren't big deals. They've been around forever, but you're throwing them under the bus to better fit your narrative.
2001: Mario, Pikachu, Kirby and Link? Cool, cool, but who are those swordsmen guys? AND MEWTWO????!!!!
2008: Yeah, whatever, but where'd Mewtwo go? Where's muh Geno and Isaac? Wait....SNAKE???!!! SONIC???!!! THE UNIVERSE IS BROKEN!!!!
2014: MORE! GIVE US MORE! MEGAMAN! RYU! CLOUD! MOOOOOOORE!
2018: WHAT?! EVERYONE IS BACK?!.....OK, we're over it. What else you got?.....K ROOL? RIDLEY??!! SIMON???!!! AAAAAHH!
2021: Ugh, all we got was Banjo, Sephiroth and that punk from Kingdom Hearts? This game is trash. If only it had any characters worth playing.... (stares blankly at 89 character roster).....ugh, how could they give us an empty character select screen? All is lost. I'm flushing the game card down the toilet....