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SMM2 is a thing on Switch now, they come right out the gate with it and they even show off the most requested thing first which was slopes...then they proceed to show that this game is GODDAMN JAM-PACKED with way more content than the first one.
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New Marvel Ultimate Alliance is looking even better than before instead of being Power Rangers: Reused Mobile Assets Grid-levels of crappy looking and seems like a blast over all.
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Boxboy finally has his own box to play with.
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Contrary to what the guys that lost their five senses believe, JOKER GOT A RELEASE DATE! He's coming before the end of April, and if it's anything like Piranha Plant when they said 'sometime in February' we might get that sneaky shadow drop...but probably not because THEY ADVERTISED THAT WE ARE GETTING CONTENT OUTSIDE THE FIGHTERS PASS! THIS. IS. HUGE!
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Now Captain Toad can track down treasure with his trophy wife instead of tracking her down. Also Captain Toad found that real treasure: sweet sweet DLC bucks!
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CASTLEVANIA IS LOOKING AWFULLY GOOD AND SEXY WITHOUT YOU KONAMI!
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Erdrick's friends play with blocks.
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Nintendo sucks DQ's **** for roughly five minutes.
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Nintendo comes up for air just in time to advertise a new Disney game for the kids and family.
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ARE WE SURE THIS GAME ISN'T JUST A NEW STARFOX? ARE WE SURE?! Also, get WRECKED Verge!
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The Factory is still producing Runes despite having gone under.
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Boss-ass looking JRPG with cool art style and a really sad premise that makes you wanna help out the world they live in. It's also made by badasses.
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Yoshi pays off the IRS buy crafting a life-sized diorama and looking too cute for his own good. For every one demo downloaded one dollar is given to Yoshi to make up for his dues.
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Claude is fabulous as ****!
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How Do You Do, Fellow Battle Royales?
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I will never not be surprised at how Nintendo can market a violent and dark or just heavily raunchy game and make it look so clean that it makes Tiny Tim looks like a heartless *******.
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Someone shoot me please...
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Crazy robo-suit action with a gnarly art-style. Every one download is a 0.000000001% chance of Custom Robo making a return.
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Demolition Derby yo, and it's on the go!
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One-for-one retelling of a psychotic woman's fever dream!
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When Nintendo can show that it's for the big boys and the kiddies in a single highlight reel!
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I FEEL THAT WORK RELATIONSHIP BONDING, SQUARE! WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN STORE FOR US, SQUARE?!
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Platinum Games about to hit a home run and make it to home base yet again, and this ain't even Bayonetta 3.
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While my friend loses is mind in the background, I sit and revel at the site of Vergeben's Tower of Credibility collapsing and burning all around me. Also Link's Awakening Remake is pretty hype, even as someone who's never really played a Zelda game, well-made remakes of old games are hype af. When my friend popped off it reminded me of when I saw Spyro Reignited for the first time.