****, these last few months have
sucked for me. Even with all the pandemic stuff going around this year, the first 7-8 months of the year went pretty well for me, all things considered, and regarding Smash announcements specifically, while I really didn’t care for #5, Min-Min was a fun addition to the game. But then early September happened...
“Hey, my birthday’s next week, and my comic Kickstarter’s about to be funded, I feel on top of the goddamn world. Surely nothing at this point can- oh, wait, my favorite show of all time(Venture Bros.) just got unceremoniously canceled? And my favorite comedian(not saying who, they don’t deserve it) just had horrifying allegations leveled against them? ****.”
(a month later)
“Alright, new Smash character! Surely this won’t deconfirm either of my most-wanted(Chief and Geno)- oh, nevermind.”
(another month passes)
“Hey, outside of gaming stuff, Ducktales is getting really, really good! Surely that won’t- oh, it’s already canceled.”
(another goddamn month)
“Alright, new Smash character at the TGAs? Likely won’t be Geno or anything, however as long as it’s not an anime swordsman with a counter that simultaneously deconfirms my second-most wanted character, it’ll-
oh.”
“Well at least the rest of the TGAs might not be that bad, surely there will at least be something
sort of interesting announced- well,
that was a waste of three goddamn hours, at least let me get on Twitter to joke about- oh, because I made an account ten years ago before I had a phone, the old TextFree number that I used is now completely blocked and I can’t get verification to work, locked out of there now...”
“Maybe they’ll at least do something special to acknowledge the demand for Geno as a-
oh.”
At this point, just hoping that enough Smash characters, including Geno, get added to that just-crowdfunded
Fraymakers game that I can play that instead. I largely feel done with Smash speculation as a whole, both characters that I wanted have almost entirely left the playing field.
(also speaking of crowdfunding check out the second run of
my comic, it’s already funded elsewhere so this is more of a pre-order than anything else but it looks really neat and is coming together really, really well okay thanks bye)
(oh also if someone can put Geno’s hat on the center character on this page I’ll make that my avatar out of remembrance)