Y'know, I think I've figured out why we're all in such a frenzy right now. Because this stretch of time is the first time since before November that we have no idea what's coming, officially or not.
- November drops, Kencineroar dropped, Plant revealed. Game isn't out yet.
- December 6th, game almost out, Joker revealed. Game is almost out.
- Sometime after, it's discovered that Yuusha (Hero) is coming to the game via datamines. Game is out already, breedy guud stuff.
- Tail end of February, Plant drops. Joker is on the way, Yuusha (Hero) still known.
- Some random-ass day in April, Joker drops, Yuusha (Hero) still known. Stage Builder drops, generates nonstop memes. Game is ruined forever.
- Early June, Newman leaks Banjo, Yuusha (Hero) still known. Fanbase defecates itself in anticipation.
- June 12th, Hero and Banjo revealed. Pants confirmed brown.
- Late July, Hero drops, Banjo still known. Pants have been laundered.
- Late August, Intern-kun shames his family, leaks SNK character by accident.
- September 4th, Banjo drops, Terry officially revealed. Fanbase left waiting for Hat!Ken to drop.
- November 6th, Terry drops, Sakurai confirmed FGC man. Insiders have little idea as to who's next, everyone you think is coming is deconfirmed daily.
- Fanbase has resorted to cannibalism. Society has collapsed, nobody's talking about Geno anymore, Green Eggs & Ham is confirmed to be breedy guud.