That would make a great Wii game.
Anyone else notice how much more awesome King Dedede is than Bowser though? Not tough perse, but much more likeable, consistent, and interesting?
He's smarter too. Dedede's plans are always different where as Bowser's plans can be summed up in 3 steps:
Step 1: Capture Princess.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: PROFIT!
Dedede's plans are also less predictable than Ganon's which usually involve random exploitation of some idiot (Agahnim in LttP, Zant in TP, the king of Hyrule in OoT, etc.) to gain his power and then when Link pulls out the master sword he goes all
Light Yagami since it apparently releases a seal that was placed on his power.
I could go on and explain how he's also better than Sephiroth, Liquid Snake, and Albert Wesker, but I'll save that for another time.
☆ He's a fat, greedy, lazy king, how could anyone not like him. XD ☆
I do not appreciate you slinging these insults about a regal figure all over the place. That kind of thing is only allowed in England.
For starters, he is not greedy, he is fiscally responsible. Given the current economic state of Dreamland, King Dedede, like all good leaders, is searching for a way to rebound the economy and keep vital government functions working so that his kingdom does not fall into bankruptcy. He's no greedier than any other political leader, he simply knows that without any money the government will not be able to functions.
Second, he is certainly not lazy. The Kirby games only portray him that way since they only show a few rare instances where Dedede is taking some well deserved vacation time. They never show King Dedede working on public works projects like a shelter for homeless Waddle Dees, discussing homeland defense initiatives with Metaknight, or commissioning additional funding for hospitals and schools in Dreamland. Instead, they focus on a few rare instances where King Dedede is doing other things due to an inherent bias in the storytelling of the games towards Kirby, who really doesn't do anything besides eat and sleep all day.
Finally, King Dedede isn't fat he's super mother****ing buff he just looks like he has a huge stomach because his **** and balls are so ****ing big they make his whole body look round and also he keeps his pants extra large so that hoes can hop in there and suck his **** while he has **** to do cause this mother****er can have his cake and ****ing eat that **** too.
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