Funny kaillera moments

[NixxxoN]

But AFAIK there isn't a golden puff in the game, whereas there are dark blue and pink yoshis.

Yes there is..... i've seen some cheat that allows a bicolor jiggly and a bi-colour pikachu at least.
Anyone knows it?

 

[Blue Yoshi]

You use Yoshi's dark blue/pink colour cheat on other characters. You get different (often wierd) results, including a green sick looking pikachu (as in healthwise sick), and a golden puff, along with many other colours.

 

[Skrlx]

including a green sick looking pikachu (as in healthwise sick).

I like to call it Pika Hulk

 

[NixxxoN]

oh.... GS code plz? :o

 

[smakis]

that code is so old, but i cant get it to work for some reason =/, always worked before, even with the general activation code

 

[Zen Yore]

*i shield break sheer's yoshi with link fair ftilt up+B*
<Sheermadness> Nice break
<Zenyore> yeah.
<Zenyore> soo, whens the last time u got shield breaked LOL
<Sheermadness> hmmm
<Sheermadness> couple of days ago
<Zenyore> hey **** you buddy

 

[DMoogle]

*i shield break sheer's yoshi with link fair ftilt up+B*

Whoa, I think I learned something new today with Link.

 

[SmashThugZ]

*i shield break sheer's yoshi with link fair ftilt up+B*
<Sheermadness> Nice break
<Zenyore> yeah.
<Zenyore> soo, whens the last time u got shield breaked LOL
<Sheermadness> hmmm
<Sheermadness> couple of days ago
<Zenyore> hey **** you buddy

I dont get it!

 

[Zen Yore]

I dont get it!

sheermadness is the biggest shield-breaking douche on kaillera, and I never saw him getting shield break'd before that match, where i shield broke him.
i found that sheer getting shield break'd was kinda ironic so i asked him whens the last time he got shield break'd and he answered "a couple of days ago"

u should go on galaxy more often johnny

 

[SmashThugZ]

Okay, why would you call him a douche?
And I do go on Galaxy server.
And my favorite opponent is Sheer.
He actually makes me feel sad I have 100 ping.
But the games with him are really fun.
And I broke his shield before too, so really, it's nothing special.

You can't really see his shield getting broken unless you're the person doing it.
So your "I never saw him getting shield break'd before that match" is pretty much nonsense.
It could've happened before, but you weren't in the same game to see it happen.

 

[Zen Yore]

Okay, why would you call him a douche?
And I do go on Galaxy server.
And my favorite opponent is Sheer.
He actually makes me feel sad I have 100 ping.
But the games with him are really fun.
And I broke his shield before too, so really, it's nothing special.

You can't really see his shield getting broken unless you're the person doing it.
So your "I never saw him getting shield break'd before that match" is pretty much nonsense.
It could've happened before, but you weren't in the same game to see it happen.

you seem misinformed about me, i play sheer alot too, and i've watched his matches on streams, on altern 1v1's and in youtube videos.

also, u seem to take the "douche" part too seriously

 

[Skrlx]

*joins my game*

iiKRYSIS [Joined]
<iiKRYSIS> hey!
<iiKRYSIS> do u kno how to chat in a game?
iiKRYSIS [Quit]

 

[SmashThugZ]

Okay... I see the word "Douche" so I just asked why you would call him that.
What's too serious about it? It was a question.

Im not misinformed, I just dont know you.
And like I said, I've broken his shield before.
It was probably the one where he said "Couple of days ago"

 

[DMoogle]

Douchebag is pretty much synonymous with *******. Sheermadness doesn't really act like an *******. I wouldn't call him a class act, but he's seems like a nice guy.

 

[Johnknight1]

-I fire 3 fireballs in a row with Mario (against a Falcon).
-He pauses the match.
-He tells me to "stop spamming"despite the fact all he's doing is waiting for me to hit him.
-He leaves the game after I fired 1 fireball more.
-I face someone who complains about the same thing with his Fox.
-I lol.

 

[NixxxoN]

lol at people who complain about mario spamming fireballs. You only get owned by fireballs if youre a noob

 

[smakis]

fireballs are fun, especially at the **** tent, when you fire three of them at different trajectories hitting the walls and end up hitting your target all at once

 

[asianaussie]

I love people who pretend to desynch when they aren't a life ahead or when faced with TOO MANY PROJECTILES.

I played this random guy who kept pretending to desynch (it's so obvious if you know what a desynch looks like) whenever I got the upper hand, so I let him get me to 2 stocks (from 5), then beat him down. He claimed desynch at the 'This game's winner is' screen. Random servers you've never been on before are cool.

Tier list kids are also pretty funny. I beat their Fox with Link (they were awful, kept doing full hop reflectors) and then said I was botting because Fox is high tier. Never saw that guy again (but with kaillera names, who knows).

 

[Wenbobular]

Projectile spam is pretty lame in friendlies though...meh.

That said, I fireball camped like a little turd at a recent tournament, was great fun. People who don't play online have decent Kirby and Pikachu games usually...but apparently not Mario

 

[SmashThugZ]

Killed that one guy again and left the game cause the entire game was 35 fps.
He typed something in game chat.
So in general chat, I type:

<John> Hey wait, type that again, gbd guy, "All you're doing is grabbing"
<gdbvobdd> is it my fault that ur link???
<gdbvobdd> ya
<John> I gotta put that in the funny kaillera moments thread
<gdbvobdd> thats what i said
<John> Type it again
<gdbvobdd> ALL U DO IS ****ING GRAB
<WOTG *iXi*> lol
<John> Ty
<Requiem> yeah, grab SPAMMER
<kys> haha
<Requiem> shame on you
<John> My freaking chain is lethal, yo

 

[SilentSlayers]

@ Earlier posts:

Jeez SmashThugZ, you really didn't understand that conversation between Zen and Sheer at all, huh? XD

He's just joking with him, because Sheer made it seem like no big deal that his shield was broken, while Zen found it ironic that the shield breaking fanatic got his shield broken, so he teased him with that "insult", but all in good fun. Also, you do have to assume that they could have been friends, so they were just messing around. Anyway, that aside, continue on everybody.

 

[DMoogle]

@ Earlier posts:

Jeez SmashThugZ, you really didn't understand that conversation between Zen and Sheer at all, huh? XD

He's just joking with him, because Sheer made it seem like no big deal that his shield was broken, while Zen found it ironic that the shield breaking fanatic got his shield broken, so he teased him with that "insult", but all in good fun. Also, you do have to assume that they could have been friends, so they were just messing around. Anyway, that aside, continue on everybody.

Maybe they are friends and it was in good fun, but Zenyore kind of acts like a **** sometimes.

 

[ShinGaruda]

I did DK's z2d on Smasher's Jiggs. He got mad. /thread

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

I played smasherx74 and he got mad. Does he play anymore? lol

 

[ShinGaruda]

He's permabanned. lol

 

[SheerMadness]

lol I don't break anyone's shield who doesn't deserve it. I hope everyone else is just as considerate.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I don't think I deserved to be shield broken. What did I ever do to you other than bribe/taunt you by choosing puff against your shield-breaking yoshi?

 

[killa k]

I combo'd someone. That's pretty funny to me.

Spoiler

wut

 

[hamburglar]

lol I don't break anyone's shield who doesn't deserve it. I hope everyone else is just as considerate.

you broke my shield around 5 times yesterday with yoshi. But yea, i totally deserved it. One day maybe i'll learn to return the favor

 

[Frogles]

* Joins: \\cvs\\
* Parts: \\cvs\\ (loves \\Puppyeyes:3\\ more than life and psp!!!!)
<Not Frogles> who the **** is puppyeyes
<Robbie> LOLLLl
* Joins: Super Saiyan Shadow Jolteon 3
* Parts: Super Saiyan Shadow Jolteon 3 (Normal client exit)
<Not Frogles> LOL

 

[SmashThugZ]

<John> Joined the Game
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> Joined the Game
<Server> The Game has Started!
<Server> Waiting...Press ESC to cancel! 120s
<Server> All Players are Ready!
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)
* Link vs Pikachu on Dreamland
* He pauses game after having 1 stock left with Pikachu
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> y teh **** u run so much
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> y evade the whole game? wat is this? ***** play?
<John> Evade? You're the one making me go to you
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> really?
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> ur just dodging
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> n bombing
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> i gotta chase u the whole game
<John> Oh shut up.
<John> ******** nub
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> Dropped from Game
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> Left the Game
<John> þ0CLOSE
<John> Dropped from Game

 

[killa k]

<John> Joined the Game
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> Joined the Game
<Server> The Game has Started!
<Server> Waiting...Press ESC to cancel! 120s
<Server> All Players are Ready!
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)
* Link vs Pikachu on Dreamland
* He pauses game after having 1 stock left with Pikachu
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> y teh **** u run so much
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> y evade the whole game? wat is this? ***** play?
<John> Evade? You're the one making me go to you
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> really?
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> ur just dodging
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> n bombing
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> i gotta chase u the whole game
<John> Oh shut up.
<John> ******** nub
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> Dropped from Game
<¦G¦R¦ĦN¦D¦M¦ĦS¦T¦E¦R> Left the Game
<John> þ0CLOSE
<John> Dropped from Game

You sure get a lot of these guys in your games don't you.

 

[WOTG]

Guy joins my game and says, "FFA or teams with items on plz", I'm not going to listen to him. The game loads up, and he keeps trying prevent me from turning items off, so I kicked him. Then this happens in main chat.

<WOTG *iXi*> ******
- FLABOY has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
<Kerry13> ur the dumb*** that kept backing out
<Kerry13> im tired of dumb***es trying to change the settings, play the game the way its supposed to be ****ing played
<WOTG *iXi*> im sorry we dont play with items, unless its like mega ffa
<Kerry13> which is with items!!
<Not Frogles> lmao
- Kerry13 has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
<S-117 îXî> supposed to be played? lol
<Not Frogles> why is there item switch kerry
<Kerry13> for dumb***es
<Not Frogles> that doesnt make any sense
<Kerry13> if items were ment to be off
<Not Frogles> if it was meant to be played with items there wouldnt be an option to turn them OFF
<Kerry13> itd start off
<Not Frogles> lol ****in dumb***
<S-117 îXî> kerry you have just been pwnt
<Kerry13> Frogles, if items were ment to be off, it would start off
<Kerry13> dumb***
<Not Frogles> kerry if it was meant to be played in any certain way we wouldnt have any options
<Kerry13> Options are for queers
<Kerry13> look at america, we dont have options and we doin just fine

Also, I played GrandMaster right before you did, SmashThugz, and he accuses me of the same thing; "you always runnin n evadin" with link. Saying I play like a p**** and whatnot.

 

[Deleted member]

hahahhahaah noobs complaining cuz they suck hahahahahaha

haaah

 

[MarioReincarnate]

so guess the way to get smashthugz to say something is to accuse him of running lol

 

[Battlecow]

Lol ok, this happened just yesterday-

I'm playing my kirby against zenyore's link, on dreamland. Now I wouldn't want anyone to get the impression that my anything can come near zenyore's anything, but for whatever reason (cheap*** back-throw short hop down-air-spikes, mostly) we're both at one stock; him at 0% and me at like 30%. So I know I'm probably gonna lose, but I'm all "wow, it would be so awesome if I won this". Anyways, he comes on, and I'm all pumped, and then it freezes. I howl at the computer for about a minute and then it goes "desynch detected! Zenyore, you are lagged from the rest of the players in the partyline" I leave and come back, but Zenyore's already playing some other guys. It sucked.

 

[Daedatheus]

Why is it that n00bs only see the game as Attack/Dodge/Counter? haha

Seems all of them make that same complaint (that we're just running away), as happened to me as well. I detailed that in an earlier post in this thread.

 

[novakane]

Some random guy


* Joins: ÑøvãKÀñ£
<i only play with noob> Please change your connection to "Noob"
<i only play with noob>
* Starting: Super Smash Bros. (U) [!] (2/2)
- press "Drop" if emulator fails
<Server> P1 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)
<i only play with noob> any comments?
<i only play with noob> or suggestions?
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> um dont play on sector z
<i only play with noob> kk
<i only play with noob> not my fault baby
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> wow
* i beat his kirby
<i only play with noob> good kirby
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> pausin to taunt doesnt make u good
<i only play with noob> it makes you feek angrier
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> not really
<i only play with noob> sure
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> it makes u look like a noob
<i only play with noob> lol sure
<i only play with noob> be scared and run doens't make you pro.
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> ur a ******
<i only play with noob> sure
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> all ur doin is camping
<i only play with noob> u too
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> wow
<i only play with noob> im kashin's brother
<i only play with noob> here is the consequence of running
<i only play with noob> now you are angry huh
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> u dont know anything about this game
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> plz shut the **** up
<i only play with noob> see? just as i predicted
<i only play with noob> ok you are right
<i only play with noob> im a noo
<i only play with noob> noob
<ÑøvãKÀñ£> im done with u ****in idiot
<i only play with noob> now lets go
* i leave due to him literally pausing every 5 seconds to taunt

 

[DMoogle]

I don't think I've ever played someone who pauses when they taunt and DOESN'T act like a douche.

 

[ciaza]

Hehe, every time I get into a 2v2 with this guy names leo (who will always play Dk in teams), every 30 seconds or so he pause the game and write:

<Leo>Hey "whoever", You hold, I smash
<leo> or vice versa

Seems to be his favourite thing to do with Dk's fthrow.