Funny kaillera moments

[NixxxoN]

I dont think its good to write this stuff, but, the convo was like this


<Smasherx74> im teh smash god!!!!
<Smasherx74> i beat everybody and stuff
<NixxxoN> hey Smasherx74 wanna p2p? I wanna see how good you are.

*we start playing*
<Smasherx74> LOL, not only i suck, im 100 times worse right now. Im sandbagging, im not even playing, thats not excuse, thats truth
<NixxxoN> Or probably because im good too?
<Smasherx74> No, you arent, if i can stop sandbagging i would show u
<NixxxoN> Maybe you should enable the "not sandbagging" cheat
<Smasherx74> i'll try to stop sandbagging
<NixxxoN> dude, you dont seem to be nearly as good as some other players, mr "smash god"
<Smasherx74> wow im too rusty for jiggly
<NixxxoN> maybe its my DI that makes your combos fail
<Smasherx74> nah, i cant play well
<NixxxoN> i played people way better than you
(after some matches)
<Smasherx74> dude your annoying and thats it
<NixxxoN> wtfff ??
*Smasherx74 leaves*

i lol'ed

 

[DMoogle]

Smasher claims all the time that he has "stopped trolling", but the truth is he's the same 12 year old he was when he started going on Kaillera a few years ago. He also goes by these names, in addition to many others:

Weirdlink/SMASH CHAMP/Sharpshooter/dragonx745/kazuhiro/Blaze/Pixle/Purin/Mittenz1

 

[MattNF]

And yet, people continue to feed the troll by giving him attention (see: fireblaster)

 

[DMoogle]

And yet, people continue to feed the troll by giving him attention (see: fireblaster)

Yeah I don't play him, or any of these guys (probably over half of them are the same person, most of them don't come on that often anyway):

I wonder how many of these guys are on SWF...
L_M_X (paused+quit, sore loser)
Xelpherpolis (douchebag, pauses for taunts, pauses to mess up combos)
craigydollar! SDB (douchebag loser)
carmine (douchebag winner)
PhuckingA (paused+quit)
Greg_2390 (paused to disrupt game because he was sore loser, douchebag)
XINEMI SMASHERO (paused+quit)
Deseagle (paused+quit after he had lost but the game was still going)
Requesting Vehicle Drop (douchebag, pauses)
<<mario>> (douchebag winner)
full metal kirby (closed game after he lost)
DaRk-Blink (paused+quit)
Xero (paused+quit)
Cerluv (douchebag)
Nerdman (quits when losing)
<mario> (sore loser)
Blister (sore loser)
Los Vaxany (same as Vaxyore sore loser)
Shinkazenokizzu (douchebag)
Weirdlink --> SMASH CHAMP --> Smasherx74 --> Sharpshooter/dragonx745 --> kazuhiro --> Blaze --> Pixle --> Purin --> Mittenz1 (sore loser, douchebag)
Omega Tempest (pauses to taunt)
hi im retaded (closed game after he died but still going on)
Minesweeper (sore loser)
ManueLol (douchebag)
HolyQuebec/Yamato-something-something (sore loser/thinks suicide kirby is cheap)
Junpei lori (says nothing but ***)
Blue Angel (with Junpei)
1UP-***** (douchebag loser, NOT same as 1up)
Masahiro Sakurai (kicked me because I was winning)
Peter Joseph (quit game in middle of match when I was winning, douchebag, probably = Xelpherpolis)
/\/\arth (sore loser, douchebag)
Epic Wolfen (paused in middle of 3 player match and left)
Noob (douchebag)
Agent 21 (paused in middle of 3 player match and left)

 

[WOTG]

Nice thread. Just for the heck of it, I'll post some of my adventures with Smasherx74. They all went somethin like this, from what I remember.

Back in like February when I was still kind of new to smash online. Smasher is on a fake name (NT)347-somthin...

*First Match - His Jiggz vs My Samus; He misses a rest and pauses*
<Smasher> Noob, you making the game lag?
<WOTG> What? It's not even lagging.
*The match continues and he wins by one stock; Next Match is his Yoshi vs my DK, I'm winning*
<Smasher> WTF, you're not good, i'm not even ****ing trying
<WOTG> okay...
*Down to his last stock*
<Smasher> **** this I'm going to go hardcore now!
*He loses; next match his Jiggz vs my Kirby*
<Smasher> Im not going to sandbag anymore!!
<WOTG> ok
*He wins by one stock*
<Smasher> ****ing noob, im sick of this ****
<WOTG> lol
*Next match is Kirby Dittos; I'm winning*
<Smasher> YOU THINK YOU'RE PRO? HUH? YOU ****ING NOOB
<WOTG> lol calm down man
<Smasher> YOULL NEVER BE PRO, YOUR JUST SOME NOOB
*Kicks me.* *From there he's like acting all weird in main chat, asking why no one wants to play with him*

In April or June, he returns on the name "Pixle". We're playing a teams game, and he's on my team. I accidently Fsmash is jiggly with Kirby, killing him.

<Pixle> WTF WOTG 1V1 RIGHT ****ING NOW
<WOTG> Dude, I'm sorry. That was an accident.
<Pixle> I DON'T GIVE A ****, 1V1 ME NOW!
<Other People in the Game> Clam down man
<Pixle> NO! IM ****ING MAD, HE KILLED ME!
<WOTG> lol it was just an accident, calm down
<Pixle> ****ING NOOBS
*Leaves the game*

July or August, I wake up and was craving smash, so I jumped right online and happened to 1v1 Smasherx74

*First Match is of me 3 stocking him in Falcon Dittos. The Final Kill was a FPunch Combo, he resets before it says Gameset*
<Smasherx74> You didn't beat me I wasn't even trying.
<WOTG> Uhh, I just did, and okay.
<Smasherx74> Im going to try now be ready to lose.
*Second Match I was about to 4 stock his jigglypuff with Fox, but he resets*
<Smasherx74> ****ING BS, IM ****ING STIFF
<WOTG> So am I
<Smasherx74> I JUST ****ING WOKE UP AND YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER?
<WOTG> I didn't even say that.
<Smasherx74> I beat malva, boomfan, pd...etc... You'll never be as good as me.
<WOTG> lol idc
<Smasherx74> ****ing noob, im gonna take my win and leave, i dont give a ****
*Picks Kirby against my Fox; He wins this one*
<WOTG> I thouht you were going to take your win and leave?
<Smasherx74> I'll play 1 more
*I Pick DK against his Kirby*
<Smasherx74> LOL YOU NOOB. Why would you pick DK against Kirby?
<WOTG> Because I want to use DK.
<Smasherx74> LOL U IDIOT
<WOTG> W/e
*He takes off 1 stock, than after I take off 2 stocks from his kirby, he pauses*
<Smasherx74> IM ****ING STIFF MAN, CANT YOU SEE? I JUST WOKE UP!
<WOTG> Yeah, I'm stiff, I just woke up too.
<Smasherx74> NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE JUST A NOOB. YOU'RE NOT PRO.
<WOTG> Lol, stop being a sore loser.
<Smasherx74> **** THIS. IDC, YOU NEVER BEAT ME, YOU CANT PROVE IT!
*Leaves the game, then leaves the server*

There's more crazy adventures with Smasher.... funny guy.

 

[Deleted member]

lol at beating PD as an accomplishment

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

more smasherx74 madness...

<Smasherx74/PixlE> cause i cant do all my **** against u
<Smasherx74/PixlE> u block to much
<Smasherx74/PixlE> i knew that
<Smasherx74/PixlE> I GOT IT
<Smasherx74/PixlE> U USE AIR
<Smasherx74/PixlE> TO BLOCK
<Smasherx74/PixlE> AND U BLOCK WITH FIREBALLS TOO
<Smasherx74/PixlE> TO BLOCK A COMBO
<Smasherx74/PixlE> BUT IF THEY TRY IT THERE HIT
<Smasherx74/PixlE> UR JUST BLOCKING PEOPLE INTO COMBOS
<Smasherx74/PixlE> U LEAD AS U GO
<Smasherx74/PixlE> **** it
<Smasherx74/PixlE> im tired of that ****
<Smasherx74/PixlE> IM COPYING U
<Smasherx74/PixlE> AND U GONNA LSOE
<Smasherx74/PixlE> UR LITTLE AS GAMES PISSING ME OFF
<Smasherx74/PixlE> U SCRUB
<Smasherx74/PixlE> **** IT
<Smasherx74/PixlE> U NO LIFE BASTERD
<Smasherx74/PixlE> U HAVE NO LIFE
<Smasherx74/PixlE> UR PROBLY WORSE THAN MALVA

 

[lern2zhelm]

Oh man, I can't wait to start playing online. Looks like so much fun.

 

[DMoogle]

Oh man, I can't wait to start playing online. Looks like so much fun.

Just be sure to avoid the *******s and don't be discouraged if there are a bunch of guys who continually 4-stock you.

 

[lern2zhelm]

Just be sure to avoid the *******s and don't be discouraged if there are a bunch of guys who continually 4-stock you.

Oh I'm actually bracing for getting 5-stocked. I don't mind how badly I get wrecked, as long as I learn some ****.

 

[UNKN{OWN}iXi]

funniest thing isn't a quote just a match I played against johnny. I did some massive ledge DI and made kind of an n shape around the stage, and he still managed to run over and uair me and kill me.

Also a funny one I got unknown to say he was the worst player on the server and copied it into my sig. on egx forums

Over 2 years later and I see this? LMFAO! What a down right lie...

This happened in iiNet.


* Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS) joined the game's partyline!
* [-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-] joined the game's partyline!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lol xoxo
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> xoxo lol
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> hello people
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> harsh luv *****
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> doesnt Nown suck?
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> no
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> we don't
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> not asking you
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> the people i know from nown are cool
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> we 0wn
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> i dont even think he played it on n64 much..
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> heh
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i said cool
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> not skills
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i dont know them much skill wise
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> I'll show you the skillz of the N0wn
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i went against one and he sucked but others may be good
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> go then
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> o plz dont act like a bad npc from video games
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> we shall see
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> ILL SHOW YOU MY SKILLZ
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> thats ********
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> npc?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> whats that?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yeah
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> no player character
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> non playable character
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> Non playable character
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i dont get the joke then
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lol
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> steven = bad jokes
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol you suck
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BOOOOO
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> well...
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> lol
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> unknown = suck ***
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> shall we go?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> im sayin like
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> those pokemon games?
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> ._.
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> wow steve bad joke
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> give it up
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> jeez
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> gym leaders ZOMG Ill show you my powea!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> booooo
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> powa!
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> rofl
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> N0wn > iXi
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OHHHHH
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i get it
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol stfu cracker
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> WTF OMG
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> HE DID NOT JUST SAY NOWN BETTER THAN iXi
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OMG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> enough
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> did he?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> yes, yes he did
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> yea I did!!!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> yo our true g division will destroy u guys
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> riiiight
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> DEAL WITH IT!!!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> and they SUCK
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol **** u
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> wowowow kishin = LAG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LAGLAGLALGAGLALGLALGA***AFGAFGAG***FA
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> not me bub...
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *** A LAG BAG DAG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> ok its not me
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> how does a lagger even be let in a clan :/
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> not steve
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i played with last before
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> MIGHT be last but if i recall playing him
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> just shut up and go
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> he doesnt lag
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> he doesnt lag
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> so that only leave the gay 62 ping
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> anyone with a 62 ping sucks
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yo0u suck
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> SHUT UP AND GO!!!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> sucks **** that is o]
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> F*** U TOO BUDDY!!!
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol he's kirby!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OMG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> I TIMED THAT
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmao
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> AND I WOULDA HAD HIM
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> Omg
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BUT U IDIOT
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> U SAVED HIM
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LMFAO
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OMG STEVE SUCKS
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 2
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 1
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> humps samus*
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmao
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> yes pika
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> eat me out
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> EAT OUT TEH SAMUS
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmfao
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> lmao
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> SAMUS POOS A FTW
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lmfao
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> wtf?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yummy
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> haha
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 2
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 1
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i see a team battle comin on
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> eww
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> pika squash
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> haha
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 2
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 7
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> teh hell?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> teh **** up?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> great
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> it doesnt lag
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> when i pause
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> ahhhhh
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lets enjoy this
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yay
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *takes a deep breath*
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> just...go...
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *embraces hisssself for le lag*
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *slaps kishin then unpauses*
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> wtf is BFHS?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LMFOA
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BLACK KIRBY
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> FTW
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> I'lltell ya in a minute
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> negro kirby
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> you know when you pause
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> u ds more often
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> your supposed to count down so people have time to get ready
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i know
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> but its more fun like this
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> unless your trying to be a noob and break up a combo
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> catching people off guard
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> is funner
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> ,D
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> but thenj
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LMFAO
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> 8
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> 7
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> 6
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> samus had a baby!
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> LMFAO
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> A BABY PIKA
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmao sitting on me
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> or eat me out baby pika ,D
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> EAT DAT ****
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yummy
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LICK IT GOOOOD
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LICK IT LIKE...
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> ewww a crab
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> dammit
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yum
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> anyways
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> oh no you ****ing didn't
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> BFHS?
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> Blazing Fire Hawks
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i wont ask
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> teh DS anyway
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> no?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BURN PIKA BURNNNNN
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> PSSSSSS
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> yeah
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> ds
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> press start
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> u arnt playing press start
* Player 3 (Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)) dropped from the current game.
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> iXi sux!


This one isn't mine, but as far as I know Kishin isn't a member of Smashboards.

LMFAO! I was HILARIOUS back then and I'm STILL HILARIOUS! hahaha I haven't changed a bit in my games LOL. Whoever plays in my games SURELY has the best times EVUHHHHH!!!


iXi Fo' Eva!

 

[UNKN{OWN}iXi]

para: take the unit out of ur name its offending me and i'm albino
me: no thx its my clan tag
para: im gonna ban u and sue u
me: it's just a wor*banned*

LOL! I remember these days... You made a fake clan to mock iXi and unit x {Unit iBBi} and para BLEW UP! hahah

 

[UNKN{OWN}iXi]

<CAPTAIN BLOWJOB> having the ixi tag is like a swastika

iXi*

Good day.

 

[smakis]

cant remember all of the pricks i'v played, people who paus until you leave, people who obviously fake disconnects, people who flame you in the lobby even though they lost

i had this dude joining my game saying "****" then "i have a foot fetish (i think it was foot)" and then left

cant remember the words but it went somewhat like this
random: omfg you nub u use controller unfair! you cant short hop on a keyboard!
me: um, yes you can
random: no you cant u nub
me: yes you can, i can switch and show you
i switch to keyboard and show him how to shorthop, we play another game and he leaves cursing,

and a guy that joins and leaves twice for me grabbing him with dk too many times =)

oh, and a smasherx74 story, i was on godweapon saying "any smasher for p2p?" (since im from europe i have huge delay on egx/galaxy/godweapon) and he starts flaming me

"who the **** are you? lol"
"i dont waste my time playing p2p with randoms"
he then said brb, and i explained that i wasnt asking him specifically
"i said ****ING brb"

not the exact words but you get the picture

 

[Daedatheus]

Smasherx74's GOTTA have some kind of mental disability.

This is not a joke, I really think so.

Otherwise, I've lost all faith in humanity.

 

[Surri-Sama]

I remember when i first started playing smash on EGX i played on teams with some random guy vs Malva(i think) and Cartman as "Kirby Rush Team" ...

i rage quit!

i really did

hah


@Daedatheus

Weird ADD kids do weird things...i would know O_o

 

[UNKN{OWN}iXi]

http://ixigaming.net/forum/index.php?topic=56.msg474#new

Read Smasher's post LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!




'Nuff said.

 

[Skrlx]

http://ixigaming.net/forum/index.php?topic=56.msg474#new

Read Smasher's post LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!




'Nuff said.

Oh my...

 

[DMoogle]

http://ixigaming.net/forum/index.php?topic=56.msg474#new

Read Smasher's post LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!




'Nuff said.

Yeah if I had gotten seeded so that I had to play him, I was going to request someone spectate the match so that if he claimed that I didn't win, I had a witness.

Oh smasher...

 

[Zen Yore]

MY FAVORITE PARTS ARE :

**** U I NEVER LOST A TOURNAMENT AND NEVER WILL HE DQ'D

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE BOY INSTED OF PLAYING A 11 YEAR OLD GAME THEN HERES ALL YOU NEED

NORTH AMERICA, U.S.A, SOUTH CAROLINA, JOHNS ISLAND, MAYBANK HIGHWAY 30C242, HOUSE WITH RED TRUCK IN IT AND LITTLE BIG 1 STORY AND BLACK LAB DOG IN FRONT.

**** U U PEACE OF ****ING **** ILL KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all this, just because Inp said this :

ImNotPro vs. Smasherx74

ImNotPro won 2-0

oh and btw smasher is 12

 

[Blue Yoshi]

someone should go to his house and play smash 64 with him. I wonder how he'll react

 

[Zen Yore]

i literally feel bad for smasher

 

[MattNF]

someone should post his address on /b/ and see what happens

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

hahahaha too funny

 

[Frogles]

gav hurting my feelings:

<NovåkÁne.> i ****in pwned all those ***s
<NovåkÁne.> near, koro, thaliumfan, smasherx74, Ecartmen
<NovåkÁne.> i pwned them all
<NovåkÁne.> noob
<Not Frogles> lol gav
<Not Frogles> you cant beat any of them
<Not Frogles> cept maybe smasher i think he sucks
<NovåkÁne.> ur ********
<»ªVª« Legendary> Gav can beat me 10 stock
<Not Frogles> but i havent played him
<NovåkÁne.> i have vids
<NovåkÁne.> *******
<NovåkÁne.> btw frogles
<»ªVª« Legendary> Gav is god
<Not Frogles> lol yeah right
<NovåkÁne.> u look like a wannabe backstreet boy
<chansimba5§{ô_ô}§> nova is so good makes u wanna slap ure momma
<(D)røp-bømbs .iXi.> gav do u ever stfu
<Not Frogles> i was the 6th backstreet boy

that was a true story btw

 

[StealthECartman]

gav hurting my feelings:

<NovåkÁne.> i ****in pwned all those ***s
<NovåkÁne.> near, koro, thaliumfan, smasherx74, Ecartmen
<NovåkÁne.> i pwned them all
<NovåkÁne.> noob
<Not Frogles> lol gav
<Not Frogles> you cant beat any of them
<Not Frogles> cept maybe smasher i think he sucks
<NovåkÁne.> ur ********
<»ªVª« Legendary> Gav can beat me 10 stock
<Not Frogles> but i havent played him
<NovåkÁne.> i have vids
<NovåkÁne.> *******
<NovåkÁne.> btw frogles
<»ªVª« Legendary> Gav is god
<Not Frogles> lol yeah right
<NovåkÁne.> u look like a wannabe backstreet boy
<chansimba5§{ô_ô}§> nova is so good makes u wanna slap ure momma
<(D)røp-bømbs .iXi.> gav do u ever stfu
<Not Frogles> i was the 6th backstreet boy

that was a true story btw

Edit: updated for Gav

LOLOL gav has beaten me maybe 1-2 times in very choppy/laggy games, he hasn't "pwned me"

And wow...really? You uploaded one of those 2 matches to prove that you have beaten me in a laggy game, props for being a tool still but in a different way.

(for the record i do not talk **** at all unless someone says they "pwn" me in laggy games consistently)

 

[DemonicInfluence]

Smasher claims all the time that he has "stopped trolling", but the truth is he's the same 12 year old he was when he started going on Kaillera a few years ago. He also goes by these names, in addition to many others:

Weirdlink/SMASH CHAMP/Sharpshooter/dragonx745/kazuhiro/Blaze/Pixle/Purin/Mittenz1

o.O I wasn't aware he was around for such a long time. BUt ya he's not so good.

~ImNotPro

 

[novakane]

LOLOL gav has never beaten me, what a complete tool...he also lags every time we play

wow, are u serious man? I beat ur DK the other day i even have the video on youtube

 

[Pav7300]

"JAIMEHR FIREBLASTER HOLY***BAG NEPHAG"

You guys actually let smasher win to shut him up? But its funner when he rages...

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

wow, are u serious man? I beat ur DK the other day i even have the video on youtube

I am seriously thinking of posting more of those recorded videos vs. you.

Seriously, stop trash talking people...THIS...much. It gets annoying and gets rid of any respect for you or any smasher who does this.

 

[StealthECartman]

wow, are u serious man? I beat ur DK the other day i even have the video on youtube

Fair enough, i updated my post.

 

[UNKN{OWN}iXi]

Edit: updated for Gav

LOLOL gav has beaten me maybe 1-2 times in very choppy/laggy games, he hasn't "pwned me"

And wow...really? You uploaded one of those 2 matches to prove that you have beaten me in a laggy game, props for being a tool still but in a different way.

(for the record i do not talk **** at all unless someone says they "pwn" me in laggy games consistently)

I "pwn" you all day!

NOW EAT IT!

 

[Zen Yore]

gav claims he will pwn me and upload the video on youtube, but he hasn't beat me yet, and I played him yesterday WITH ANALOG PAD and 3 stocked his Kirby, so he ragequit and said the famous excuse "get a life"

COOLFACE.jpg


Now can we ban gav based off his own stupidity

Spoiler

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kevinM

EDIT :
LOL on novakane's profile :

Biography
1 of the best ssb64 players ever

 

[SheerMadness]

If you **** smasher constantly then talk a lot of **** to him he acts completely opposite.

He's like shy and submissive vs me now cause i just talk **** to him the whole time were playing.

 

[†¹Ãgøn¥¹†]

He's like shy and submissive vs me now.

I Lol'd

10char

 

[StealthECartman]

Haha Own...Zen and Sheer's posts were also lulzy/true

 

[Surri-Sama]

Smasher never really bothered me, nor did Gav, very weird O_o

just dont buy their bull**** and they dont bother you

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Smasher never really bothered me, nor did Gav, very weird O_o

just dont buy their bull**** and they dont bother you

its more difficult to ignore gav since he talks ----)this(---- much.

 

[JaimeHR]

u guys r just jelous that gav and smasher are way too goodz.

 

[†¹Ãgøn¥¹†]

Well the way I see it is they suck so much that to get known they have to take LOTS of bs. Lol.