Funny kaillera moments

[novakane]

Well the way I see it is they suck so much that to get known they have to take LOTS of bs. Lol.

how long of u played this game, like 3 years, and ur average at best. dude ur ****in terrible, ur the last person who should be sayin anyone sucks ****in ****** *** prick

 

[killa k]

lol banned

 

[†¹Ãgøn¥¹†]

Ahah, owned.

Funny moment last week:

DropbombsiXi:*Pause quit*
Me:...FFS >.>
DropbombsiXi: Sorry, man, I had to sing happy birthday to my mom.
Me: LOL, FAIL JOHN.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Last weekend, I went to play p2p against someone on the Univercity computers (I think it was a tournament match against Firo). All of a sudden, my computer starts to lag, we begin to DS, and a few seconds later, the computer restarts... for no reason. All within a 10 second time frame. I went back on and we finished our match. It wasn't on kaillera, but it was still pretty funny. Oh and he ended up beating me



edit: lol @ gav. It was to be expected though...

 

[Zen Yore]

*after a fox combo in rapetent*
Marth : lolwallneed
Zenyore : wtf is that supposed to mean?
Marth : means you need to abuse walls to win
Zenyore : Is that supposed to be a john ?
Zenyore : huh? U mad?
Marth : Lmao, no
Marth : It's just that people these days can't play w.o these stupid walls
Zenyore : mmmmmmmmmmmmmmk

 

[killa k]

Stop johning Marth >.>.

 

[NixxxoN]

rofl this is like saying that you need a floor to do smash attacks... omglolfloorneed

 

[JaimeHR]

*after a fox combo in rapetent*
Marth : lolwallneed
Zenyore : wtf is that supposed to mean?
Marth : means you need to abuse walls to win
Zenyore : Is that supposed to be a john ?
Zenyore : huh? U mad?
Marth : Lmao, no
Marth : It's just that people these days can't play w.o these stupid walls
Zenyore : mmmmmmmmmmmmmmk

That's way old.
**01-01-2007**
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cheapass
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u abused the wall
<JaimeHR> what should i do for not being cheap?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh dont abuse pplz recovery
<JaimeHR> ok

***Fox's Reflector/Shine is for spiking, not reflecting.***
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> im not playing cheater
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant do that
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ive tried it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> it makes u explode
<JaimeHR> reflector returns back any ranged attack
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then **** you
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cuz u cheat
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> reflector is for hitting ppl
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> not reflecting missiles
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> dun work dat way
<JaimeHR> no, it reflects attacks, it's meant to be used that way
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> no
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> It spikes
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> besides you cant reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you dunno how
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump first
<JaimeHR> it's called fox's reflector for some reason

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Here's one (all matchups are me vs him)

* Blue Yoshi joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> etc. etc. lets get to the posts

<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
<Blue Yoshi> hey
***DK vs Link, I 5-stock him***
<Blue Yoshi> lol
<Smasher[PL]> i cant play link
<Blue Yoshi> one throw and Link's dead
<Blue Yoshi> I don't blame you
***Samus vs Fox, I 1 or 2-stock him (can't remember)***
<Smasher[PL]> gg
<Blue Yoshi> gg
***Falcon vs Ness, he two-stocks me... he got no kills...***
<Smasher[PL]> hah
<Blue Yoshi> ah lag killed me every time lol
<Smasher[PL]> win
<Blue Yoshi> I'll try that again lol
<Blue Yoshi> hmm... how to fight against my main...
***Falcon vs Puff, I 3 or 4-stock him***
<Smasher[PL]> spamer
<Blue Yoshi> lol
<Blue Yoshi> if you want me to show you spamming, I'll go Kirby
<Blue Yoshi> I main Puff, so I know what to avoid.

***Luigi vs Pikachu (during match***
*I kill him with up-B for the 2nd or 3rd time (all my kills were up-B)*
<Smasher[PL]> too noob
<Blue Yoshi> lol
*I throw him off, edgeguard him with Luigi's fireballs 5 times, then up-B him when he up-B's on the stage*
<Smasher[PL]> wtf
<Smasher[PL]> noob
<Blue Yoshi> haha lol
***I win, 4-stock I think.
<Smasher[PL]> noovb chareact
<Smasher[PL]> er
<Blue Yoshi> what makes me a noob?
***Ness vs Fox, I 3-stock him***
<Smasher[PL]> spamer grab
<Smasher[PL]> you ar dont paly, you ar maniac
<Desynch Detected!> Smasher[PL], you are lagged from the rest of the people in the game.
<Blue Yoshi> lol
<Blue Yoshi> pick a non nooby character for me
* Player 2 (Blue Yoshi) dropped from the current game.

I just laugh every time he calls me a noob

 

[smakis]

long text i dont want to quote

Sigh ,you nab everyone knows luigi is A nab char, where have you been Roflol, killing people with good moves are sooo lame u Cheater, And lag johns lol, great players See the lag and adapts! from reading that he clearly is the Much better player.

(ps. find zeh zecret mezzage!)

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I don't see any sign of sarcasm in your post...

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Someone once called me a cheater for short-hopping...

This person did nothing but use all his jumps as jigglypuff and then fastfall with the most obvious dair in the world, and not z cancel it.

So I just kept using shdair with falcon and falcon punched during the hitstun. Great noobkiller combo. pisses people off.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I should play this person... seeing as I don't shorthop. I wonder what he'll call me a cheater for

 

[Zen Yore]

got a new one

Zenyore : wut... spec why r u in iXi
specops : im helping iXi, and its pretty good, if u think iXi sucks, and im in it, then PPS isnt very good
Zenyore : lolwut
Specops : u see, i beat near, koro and PD with ease, so this makes half of PPS worst than iXi
Zenyore : okay, so if u use that logic, boom beats every1 in iXi, so this makes iXi alot worst than PPS ?
Specops : ...


LOLPWNED

 

[Zantetsu]

High times at Kaillera :D

<smashguy> yo zantetsu let me play
<Zantetsu> nu
<smashguy> don't be gay hehe
<Zantetsu> love you too
<smashguy> thanx
<Zantetsu> anytime
<smashguy> now let me play
<Zantetsu> nah
<smashguy> -_-
<smashguy> i went to the cage
<Zantetsu> I went to school
<smashguy> they said i was the king
<Zantetsu> they said I was failing
<smashguy> and they all gave me a big celebration
<Zantetsu> and they gave me a bad grade
<smashguy> you're failing because you don't let me play
<Zantetsu> you're king because I won't let you play
<smashguy> it's cool if you're gay
<smashguy> i don't care
<Zantetsu> it's cool if your straight
<Zantetsu> i don't care
<Zantetsu> woops, time for bed
* Parts: Zantetsu

 

[Zen Yore]

<Zenyore>gg
<Cpt. J McCloud > wow king of spamming
<Zenyore> huh, u mad cuz u lost ?
<Cpt. J McCloud> no, im mad cuz ur a spammer
<Zenyore> how am i a spammer, i use every single attack Falcon has
<Cpt. J McCloud> so ? i cant even touch you
<Zenyore> maybe cuz ur not the same level as I dummy ?
<Cpt. J McCloud> wow, r u calling me jealous ?
<Zenyore> im not, u just seem really upset with losing against some1 a lot better than you
<Cpt. J McCloud> OMFG
*Parts : Cpt J McCloud

 

[SmashThugZ]

* John joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
<Server> Shade Monneh says: in brooklyn we do it hard! do it hard!
* «ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» joined the game's partyline!
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 2 («ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª») dropped from the current game.
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (John) dropped from the current game.
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
*«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» 3 stocks down*
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> **** you
* Player 2 («ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª») dropped from the current game.
* «ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» left the game's partyline.

 

[Skrlx]

got a new one

Zenyore : wut... spec why r u in iXi
specops : im helping iXi, and its pretty good, if u think iXi sucks, and im in it, then PPS isnt very good
Zenyore : lolwut
Specops : u see, i beat near, koro and PD with ease, so this makes half of PPS worst than iXi
Zenyore : okay, so if u use that logic, boom beats every1 in iXi, so this makes iXi alot worst than PPS ?
Specops : ...


LOLPWNED

LOL WAT

the last time i've played Spec was like maybe a year ago or more (I wasn't in PPS at the time)

...not kidding

* John joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
<Server> Shade Monneh says: in brooklyn we do it hard! do it hard!
* «ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» joined the game's partyline!
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 2 («ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª») dropped from the current game.
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (John) dropped from the current game.
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
*«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» 3 stocks down*
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> **** you
* Player 2 («ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª») dropped from the current game.
* «ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» left the game's partyline.

lol Bonds. He's that guy that keeps spamming his router IP asking people to join the Vent server hosted on his computer :\

 

[DMoogle]

* John joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
<Server> Shade Monneh says: in brooklyn we do it hard! do it hard!
* «ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» joined the game's partyline!
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 2 («ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª») dropped from the current game.
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (John) dropped from the current game.
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> New ventrillo server heres the Ip: 192.168.1.2 and port: 3784
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 3 (7 frame delay)
*«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» 3 stocks down*
<«ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª»> **** you
* Player 2 («ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª») dropped from the current game.
* «ªÑߧª»£~Bonds007*§«ªÑߧª» left the game's partyline.

You're John?

How the **** are you so good with 9 frames? It's tilting the hell out of me.

 

[SmashThugZ]

Is this Andy Moogle?

 

[DMoogle]

No, I'm A$.

 

[SmashThugZ]

Oh. I see. Kay.

 

[WOTG]

Bonds007 told me he was 10 years old(11 now).

 

[DMoogle]

Oh. I see. Kay.

Whenever I play you I totally underestimate you because I think "Oh, he's got 9 frames, he won't be able to do ****."

Then I stick to that line of thinking and own myself.

 

[SmashThugZ]

Bonds007 told me he was 10 years old(11 now).

His parents need to learn to discipline him more. 11 years old and using foul language.

Whenever I play you I totally underestimate you because I think "Oh, he's got 9 frames, he won't be able to do ****."

Then I stick to that line of thinking and own myself.

What does 9 frames mean, actually?
Is it the delay between me pressing my buttons and it registering in the game?
Because if that was it, then it shouldnt be too hard to cope with it.
I'd figure I just need to press my buttons "9 frames" sooner than normal. Hah.

 

[Frogles]

yah its 9 frames of input delay. honestly i don't understand how you can stand to play like that. 5 frames is my limit.

 

[SmashThugZ]

Well, gotta go where the people are. And unfortunately, that's in an East coast server.
I just cry a bit inside when I die to something I know was due to the delay.
But overall, it's not too bad.

So I finally noticed the private messages thingy, and clicked on it, and saw these:

Ya, just read yer post there. Kinda ticked me off. You lucky that I'm on vaction right now cause I would've came on the net and ripped you to shreds. So instead your getting this. Its a bad thing to piss me off because I'll get in one hell of an arguement that will make you wish you never posted that.

First off, I do not going around the net saying I'M SO PRO WITH JIGGLYPUFF. On the net I just use a catch phrase. "I'm the Jiggernaught *****!" Now, I hardely ever put that in caps lock and I don't use it as much as you think I do. I mean don't blame me but people like Shadow Mario, Timmay, Nintendude, and some other people usally greet me when I come on because we are friends. I ually say my catch phrase as a Joke because its a funny catch phrase. Since its like the Juggernaught, but since its a 1 letter difference I change it to Jiggernaught. Which makes it funny. I mean seriously, if you thought I was bragging every time I said that your completely off course.

Second off, My jigglypuff is not nothing. I hold the Jigglypuff Belt for christ sake! And your telling me I suck with Jigglypuff? The only person I know that is better with Jigglypuff than me is Malva because hes Malva. I don't see you having a better Jigglypuff than me so you shouldn't be underestimating my skill level. You main Jiggs right? If you are I'm guessing your jelous and hate me now because I'm good. You know its just a ****ing game, deal with it, have fun. Stop making enemies, why the **** should you even be jelous about it, I'm joking with my friends not ****ing being cocky.

Now you understand? I want you to apologize cause you know not to say something stupid like that. I explained all my reasons of why you thought you hated me. Now plz, just make it easy for me cause I'm on vacation right now and I don't want to deal with any **** that you might be complaning after this. Now stop hating me and enjoy the god dammed game! So enjoy the rest of the day, alright? And don't get mad at sombody if you don't fully understand why they are doing it.

From: 07-21-2007, 02:19 PM

And

hey man, until you beat me, please dont talk ****. arguing over the internets like the special olympics. you from norcal? next time im on my way to humboldt we should play.
you seem like you have skill, more so than the other scrubs i play with online and ishh. but well see..

From: 06-11-2008, 11:18 AM

Anyone know who these guys are? Hahaha. Apparently, I must have said something to piss them off.
Wonder if they still play so I can have some fun with them.

 

[killa k]

The first guy is Dapuffster and the second is some guy named Aqua. They both don't play 64 anymore from what I know. Also, lol that I'm mentioned in Dapuffster's PM.

 

[WOTG]

<Smasher[PL]> shield its dony work
<Smasher[PL]> this cheats
<WOTG> its called hitstun
<Smasher[PL]> img, v lagg
<Smasher[PL]> i cant paly
<WOTG> its you laggin
<Smasher[PL]> nothign work
<Server> P1: 1, P2: 15 lag spikes
<Smasher[PL]> i cant paly
<Smasher[PL]> cheats
<WOTG> ?
<Smasher[PL]> link catn speed don+ atatck
<Smasher[PL]> down*
<WOTG> lol what?
<Smasher[PL]> cant
<Smasher[PL]> speed attack
<Smasher[PL]> down
<Smasher[PL]> air
<WOTG> you mean fastfall dair?
<Smasher[PL]> cheater
* Dropped: Smasher[PL] (Player 2)
* Parts: Smasher[PL]
<WOTG> lmfao
<WOTG> þ0CLOSE
* Dropped: WOTG (Player 1)
* Joins: Smasher[PL]
<Smasher[PL]> wait
<Smasher[PL]> dont start
<Smasher[PL]> please unselect all cehats
<WOTG> lmao im not cheating dude
<Smasher[PL]> i see
<WOTG> im just WAY better than you
<WOTG> no offense
<Smasher[PL]> shield its dont work, cheats
<WOTG> huh?
<Smasher[PL]> do you normal?
* Parts: Smasher[PL]

Random players =/ Apparently was from Poland.

 

[SmashThugZ]

Don't have it copied down, but it's something like this:

* John joined the game's partyline!
<Pound> joined the game's partyline!
* Link versus Jigglepuff*
* Pound loses*
* Player 2 (Pound) dropped from the current game.
<John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (John) dropped from the current game.
<Pound> this isnt fun
<Pound> you play TOO defensively
* Pound left the game's partyline.

I wonder what he wants me to do? Stand still and let him grab me to do the ULTIMATE JIGGLYPUFF COMBO?
Typical Jiggly users, float on top and try to drill down. Roll behind and try to grab.

 

[NixxxoN]

lol yawnpuff

 

[Daedatheus]

<Pound> this isnt fun
<Pound> you play TOO defensively

LOL. I got one like this before from someone on a server. Don't have it copied down but I beat him every match and then after I beat him with Fox he says something along the lines of "All you ever do is run away and counter. You never ATTACK" and ragequits.

Am I supposed to be blindly jumping into the fray? Maybe I don't know how to play the game properly

 

[chuckj]

some people really just waits you on a lower part of the stage and/or do laser/fireball spam, and it IS boring.

some other people you can leave your computer, take a shower and when you come back they didnt make a single move. i think players like that are really boring too.

(im not talking about you guys, and its MY opinion, okay?)

 

[SmashThugZ]

Heh, well, I dont wait at the lower part of the platform.
I throw a lot of boomerangs, but I dont just throw and run, I always use it offensively.
Im a very aggressive player, but I know better than to go in and give them an open invitation to combo me.

I think the reason he said I played too defensively was because he always initiated the attacks first.
Not my fault he runs in like a mad man and takes the blade to the face. Haha.

 

[TANK64]

I think the reason he said I played too defensively was because he always initiated the attacks first.
Not my fault he runs in like a mad man and takes the blade to the face. Haha.

I need to work on that too. Good players beat me up for it .

 

[SmashThugZ]

Oh, here's another one I just remembered.
Some guy joins my game, I forget his name.
He types, "Start, no Johns, kay?"
Im assuming that means "Don't make excuses"
Making fun of my name or something.
So we play on Hyrule and I 4 stock him.
Then he types, "LOL gotta use that wall every time"
So we rematched and I chose Kirby Land.
I 4 stock him again.
Then he types, "You hella lag, cant play like this"
So I do a /lagstat, both players had 0 spikes.
Then he just dropped the game and left.

JOHNS, HA.

 

[Lawrencelot]

Guys like that make me feel bad for them

Why watch Bambi or Titanic when there's this thread lol

 

[smakis]

this thread makes you laugh, in titanic a bunch of people die horrible deaths, while bambi's mother die. thats why you read this thread =P

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I remember one time someone said that if they beat him, he'll give them his golden puff cheat. (this was last year I think). I joined a game, not knowing that this was against him. He played puff, I played Pikachu. He had cheats so we were on Battlefield, and attack hitboxes were increased by like two DK lengths (circular hitbox extended past the players). He spammed dair-rest (with extended hitboxes, it's very easy), and took the first stock. I figured out how this game worked, so I used up-air so that it would hit as I enter the circular hitbox, and I'd up-air, up-tilt, back-air him and combo him. I'd edgeguard him and everything (all far away from him due to his cheats). After every stock, he'd pause and say I'm cheating. I end up winning, and he just closes and kicks me (doesn't even give me the 'special' reward). He then posts in the main chat his 'anyone who beats me gets my puff colour'. I post that I won, but he gave nothing. He then left the server.

And it was a simple colour cheat (the Yoshi dark blue/pink cheat).

 

[DMoogle]

But AFAIK there isn't a golden puff in the game, whereas there are dark blue and pink yoshis.