Funny kaillera moments

[DMoogle]

Hehe, every time I get into a 2v2 with this guy names leo (who will always play Dk in teams), every 30 seconds or so he pause the game and write:

<Leo>Hey "whoever", You hold, I smash
<leo> or vice versa

Seems to be his favourite thing to do with Dk's fthrow.

I do this with my friends IRL all the time in FFA Brawl and Melee matches. It's totally awesome, especially since we usually pick on the same guy.

 

[ciaza]

^ Haha, the best is if you find a way to turn team attack on without them knowing =D.

 

[blaze3927]

funniest moment, Leo and rom on the same team with team attack on.. :D me and judas had it pretty easy somehow

 

[ciaza]

funniest moment, Leo and rom on the same team with team attack on.. :D me and judas had it pretty easy somehow

psh, somehow? Maybe because you had judas on your team :D.

 

[killa k]

(Frog and I are playing, I'm Falcon and he's DK and we both have 1 stock and high damage)

*Frog manages to grab and back-throw me for the win after a lot of spacing*

<Not Frogles> **** PIGS
<Shade$> lolwut

and

*This guy joins Zen's game*

<Hatz> go
<Zenyore> mmmmmmmmmmk
<Zenyore> GO
<Zenyore> GOGOOG
<Zenyore> GOGOOGO
<Zenyore> start
<Zenyore> cmon
<Shade$> START
<Zenyore> play
<Shade$> GO
<Zenyore> lets go
<Shade$> PLAY
<Zenyore> start already
* Joins: [|§*Þ|] TALL !
<Zenyore> go
<Zenyore> GOGOGO
<Zenyore> cmon
<Zenyore> omg
<Zenyore> start the game
<Zenyore> click PLAY
<Hatz> JOIN MY GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!q
* Parts: Hatz
* Parts: [|§*Þ|] TALL !
<Zenyore> LOL

 

[Smasherx74]

Well, since im banned from GW and Galaxy64 and have not played smash64 in like for ever i guess ill tell people why.

I joined kaillera when i was like 11 then I learned everything from watching videos of moogle, quickman showing me, and stoned ixi showing me. then that year i turned 12 and when i turned 12 i thought i was best because i beat easy idiots like Stoned and Gambit witch i thought were good since i sucked super bad back then since i was new. Then i played fireblaster and lost. Then i kept trying and kept getting 5 stocked and i started then turning into a "Troll" And wanted to be popular on youtube since i was on the name of weirdlink going into smasherx74 at that time. So then i kept trolling on fire then lots of other people and all that ****. Then in 09 i started getting to the point were people that always ed beat me i could beat. Then i started seeing that i had really good air time with jigglypuff then on my 13th birthday that 09 year in april i got new comp so i wouldnt lag anymore so i got even better. And the point were i was my best was when i beat superboomfans link witch now that i think about it he kind of let me win because he really did go hard at first then i seen he was going way easyer then he normally does. Well w/e and when i beat his link i got to the point were i thought i didn't have to prove nothing to no one and i was better then everyone so then i started using everyone like Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Link, Ness(Again), Falcon and ****. My mario got real good like my jiggly but my jigs was my best. And then i stopped playing and started again and Unknown started a tournament and Since i thought i was best at time i sandbagged like hell and let the dude beat me first round were i just killed my self 2 times, It was NotPro or some**** and then he used fox and i used jigglypuff and when we played i noticed i couldn't Teleport for some reason i guess because i got use to socom again. And then that took out lot of teleport up a combos and teleport rest. So then i tryed wall combos with my good airtimeing witch ended up sucking again. and i thought i was gonna win and i ended up losing with him having 2 stocks. Then i knew i wasn't **** and it was all just people sandbagging the best i really beat was ether holyquecbec or tigerbombz and tigerbombz was rusty and prob didn't try with me like boomfan did. And then after that tournament i got pissed and just wanted to end the server. So i got the 0 ping client from Chan and used the lag spike sending and put it as the spam bot and spammed Galaxy64 with it and gott banned. Then i did it to gw and got banned.

So Smash64 was fun even though i never got good and i ended up sucking thinking i was really good it least i got popular in smash community. I mean look, Just by me searching smasher on google i found this up about me with hundreds of other hacking forums, Game forums and other **** about me. I wish i could keep playing. But near want unban me. And my ip want change because of it being static or some homo*** ****.

BTW, You all make my happy by insulting me showing me im known, When you made these topics about me they don't make me mad or anything i just laugh at it seeing my work done on kaillera.

<3

 

[ShinGaruda]

Copy/paste ftw.

 

[Zen Yore]

* battlecow throws my falcon with pika at low % out Dreamland and tried to edgeguard with fsmash but fails and loses the game*
<battlecow> woops
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> thats what happens when u gay ppl
<battlecow> lol
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> YOU DIE.
*on char screen, picks kirby*
<battlecow> tu wanna see gay?
*spams utilt with kirby*
<battlecow> thats gay
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> not really gay
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> just noobish
<battlecow> yet effective
*gets four stocked by my falcon*
<battlecow> lol
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> how is it effective
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> i just four stocked u
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> stop failing
<battlecow> i got you with it when u played ur link last time
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> my link is not my falcon
<battlecow> kk
<battlecow> ur better than me
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> o really
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> didnt notice
<battlecow> no need to be a di(k about it
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> cool story bro

 

[NixxxoN]

how is throw out and gimp being gay, its just boring/cheap

IMO gay = spam projectiles and run/camp through hyrule for example

 

[dch111]

<battlecow> kk
<battlecow> ur better than me
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> o really
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> didnt notice
<battlecow> no need to be a di(k about it
<¨°PP-§°¨ Zenyore> cool story bro

lol

 

[WOTG]

how is throw out and gimp being gay, its just boring/cheap

IMO gay = spam projectiles and run/camp through hyrule for example

There is no cheap. Running and just camping is boring. Gimping is gay(imo, it's okay to gimp once or twice a match, sometimes you have to, at a given moment, but when its all your goin for, that's pretty low).

 

[Deleted member]

not really (to Nixxxon of course)

if you complain about any aspect about smash 64 it's either because you don't know how AND/(or) aren't good enough to get around it

anything goes in smash and if you get ***** and sit there defeated like a pathetic crying ***** then you obviously deserve to get gimped 5 times in a row or laser camped because you are a sucky 64 player

 

[NixxxoN]

Huh, did i complain about anything? no i didnt
My point is, if you throw/gimp your opponent at least you go for him, and not run and camp

 

[killa k]

inb4s2jvsnixxxonagain

 

[Skrlx]

(Frog and I are playing, I'm Falcon and he's DK and we both have 1 stock and high damage)

*Frog manages to grab and back-throw me for the win after a lot of spacing*

<Not Frogles> **** PIGS
<Shade$> lolwut

and

*This guy joins Zen's game*

<Hatz> go
<Zenyore> mmmmmmmmmmk
<Zenyore> GO
<Zenyore> GOGOOG
<Zenyore> GOGOOGO
<Zenyore> start
<Zenyore> cmon
<Shade$> START
<Zenyore> play
<Shade$> GO
<Zenyore> lets go
<Shade$> PLAY
<Zenyore> start already
* Joins: [|§*Þ|] TALL !
<Zenyore> go
<Zenyore> GOGOGO
<Zenyore> cmon
<Zenyore> omg
<Zenyore> start the game
<Zenyore> click PLAY
<Hatz> JOIN MY GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!q
* Parts: Hatz
* Parts: [|§*Þ|] TALL !
<Zenyore> LOL

LOL

I hate it when that happens.
You have people in your game and some random guy shows up and says "hey join my game" and they all leave.

 

[SmashThugZ]

<John> Joined the Game
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
<\\]N-T[{O}nil]P-G[> Joined the Game
<Server> The Game has Started!
<Server> Waiting...Press ESC to cancel! 120s
<Server> All Players are Ready!
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)

I beat the crap out of all his characters using Link
Then on the last match: Link vs Falcon, he suicides once, then stands there and spams taunt then...
<\\]N-T[{O}nil]P-G[> LOL@fake ds
<\\]N-T[{O}nil]P-G[> lol
<\\]N-T[{O}nil]P-G[> Dropped from Game
<\\]N-T[{O}nil]P-G[> Left the Game

 

[asianaussie]

Fake DS is so amusing. Especially when their character stops moving when they happen to be typing.

 

[ciaza]

I hate the crap out of it. Especially when I'm having a great game but they decide to ds and break me when I'm going hot.

 

[asianaussie]

Isn't that usually WHY they do it?

 

[ciaza]

Isn't that usually WHY they do it?

They do it whenever they're losing badly, but even if they're down by one I've seen them "ds" because im on fire, which to me is a lot worse than them doing it it when they're 3 down or something, because we then both know they're worse at the match-up.

We still have to have that p2p match btw .

 

[asianaussie]

*wants to play Link vs Pika matches on P2P*

I do so much better in P2P than I do online against 1der's Fox. It's illogical, I think it's just my mindset :\

I'll probably play more after exams, look for me in 2 weeks time.

 

[DMoogle]

Fake DS is so amusing. Especially when their character stops moving when they happen to be typing.

The input is still transmitted, so there's no reason why their character would be moving when they're typing.

 

[ciaza]

Well you said you were mucking around when I was mario against link, since you said your link can hang with 1ders fox you can easily beat my mairo, so that's the match I was referring to.

 

[SilentSlayers]

DMoogle is right. If you're typing, nothing should be happening unless you're using keyboard and your typing sends some input because your controls are set to the letters. Anyway, fake DSing is pretty gay, but luckily you have the option to only play with people you know who aren't ***s.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

If I am in a game that ds's, and my opponent is winning, I just say they won that round. It's a simple solution that prevents problems.

 

[Lawrencelot]

I've never seen anyone fake ds

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Neither have I. Though I've been accused of it at times...

 

[asianaussie]

Well you said you were mucking around when I was mario against link, since you said your link can hang with 1ders fox you can easily beat my mairo, so that's the match I was referring to.

lol...I'll play your Mario anytime, anywhere. Just tell me you want to play seriously. I have vids up where I do quite respectably against his Fox...

 

[ciaza]

Suuuuuure you do.

 

[NixxxoN]

fake ds is like the stupidest thing to do ever

 

[Skrlx]

* Joins: Pete
<Pete> hey friends
<Pete> is anyone looking to buy some insurance?
<near> yes
<near> please scam the **** out of me
<Pete> ok
<Pete> you see
<Pete> it wouldn't be insurance for you
* Joins: ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª
<Pete> it would be insurance for
<Pete> an african prince
<Pete> who's been displaced from his throne!!
<Pete> goodness
<Pete> it would be such good will for you to buy this insurance
<Pete> insurance for the prince
<Pete> you see
<Pete> so does anyone want to buy insurance?
<ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª> i doo
<ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª> i do
* Joins: \\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> yo
<ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª> yo
<Pete> yo
<Pete> you lookin for insurance?
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> no
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> im lookin 4 a good time
* Joins: papaya
* Parts: papaya
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> brb
* Parts: ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª
* Parts: \\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//
* Joins: kriisthyan
* Parts: kriisthyan
<Pete> hey there buds.
<Pete> does anyone want to buy insurance?
* Joins: Shade$
<Shade$> ur ghey
* Parts: Shade$
<Pete> hey there near
<Pete> you trying to get a piece of insurance?
<near> yeah bro
<near> where do i buy
<Pete> how many policies would you like to buy?
<near> 2
<Pete> ok my dude that will cost you ...700 dollars per policy totalling 1400 dollars.
<Pete> i need that in cash
<Pete> just get it from the atm
<Pete> and send it to my house
<Pete> ill take care of the rest
<Pete> ok bro?
<Pete> you there friend?

 

[The Star King]

<GOTNW> I'm amazing
<GOTNW> wut
<Zenyore> dont say wut
<Zenyore> ur not cool enough to use kaillera memes

 

[Blue Yoshi]

@ Near's post:

I couldn't help but lol. You should have sent him a letter with $1400 of monopoly money.

I love running into these guys online. The funnest thing to do is confuse them to the point that they don't know what their purpose is (which I usually end up doing... one person accidentally mentioning he is doing a scam lol).

 

[Skrlx]

<GOTNW> I'm amazing
<GOTNW> wut
<Zenyore> dont say wut
<Zenyore> ur not cool enough to use kaillera memes

That's Zenyore for ya

 

[killa k]

* Joins: Pete
<Pete> hey friends
<Pete> is anyone looking to buy some insurance?
<near> yes
<near> please scam the **** out of me
<Pete> ok
<Pete> you see
<Pete> it wouldn't be insurance for you
* Joins: ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª
<Pete> it would be insurance for
<Pete> an african prince
<Pete> who's been displaced from his throne!!
<Pete> goodness
<Pete> it would be such good will for you to buy this insurance
<Pete> insurance for the prince
<Pete> you see
<Pete> so does anyone want to buy insurance?
<ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª> i doo
<ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª> i do
* Joins: \\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> yo
<ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª> yo
<Pete> yo
<Pete> you lookin for insurance?
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> no
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> im lookin 4 a good time
* Joins: papaya
* Parts: papaya
<\\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//> brb
* Parts: ªVª«»Paramount X«»ªVª
* Parts: \\_// T Ä ï L § \\_//
* Joins: kriisthyan
* Parts: kriisthyan
<Pete> hey there buds.
<Pete> does anyone want to buy insurance?
* Joins: Shade$
<Shade$> ur ghey
* Parts: Shade$
<Pete> hey there near
<Pete> you trying to get a piece of insurance?
<near> yeah bro
<near> where do i buy
<Pete> how many policies would you like to buy?
<near> 2
<Pete> ok my dude that will cost you ...700 dollars per policy totalling 1400 dollars.
<Pete> i need that in cash
<Pete> just get it from the atm
<Pete> and send it to my house
<Pete> ill take care of the rest
<Pete> ok bro?
<Pete> you there friend?

Lol @ me with the random "ur ghey".

 

[DMoogle]

I can't count how many times people have come into a chat room I've created and tell me to "Start."

 

[NixxxoN]

Talking about saying "start"

* Joins: Random high ping lagger from south america
<NixxxoN> hi
<Random high ping lagger from south america> hi
<Random high ping lagger from south america> GO
<Random high ping lagger from south america> START
<Random high ping lagger from south america> GOGOGOGOGOGO
<Random high ping lagger from south america> LETS PLAY!!
<Random high ping lagger from south america> Are you scared????


*Note: NOT ALL HIGH PING USERS LAG, only the ones who say all of this

 

[Zen Yore]

*koro's ness keeps getting ***** when trying to recover*
<PPS KoRoBeNiKi> everytime a ness recovers someone cures cancer

 

[DMoogle]

<eposey> is it ok move back in with your parents?
<eposey> im 24
<eposey> no job no $

Never saw this guy before, he joined my chat, said this (I was AFK), and left before I got back to my computer. o.O

 

[killa k]

<Shade$> u live in the far northern region of canada right?
<Þ-ü®Þ-ë¥G> lol
<Þ-ü®Þ-ë¥G> not that far north
<Þ-ü®Þ-ë¥G> >.>
<Shade$> o ok
<Shade$> but
<Shade$> NORTH
<Shade$> SAD
<Shade$> wut
<Þ-ü®Þ-ë¥G> wut
<ÂlÞhåKît îXî> are you like an ******?
<Shade$> LOL

Lmfao @ Canadian stereotypes.