Funny kaillera moments

[dandan]

<ArceusFTW> smash bros anyone?>
<dandan> arceus
<ArceusFTW> yes
<dandan> want to p2p?
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<ArceusFTW> no just ssb
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<dandan> lol
<HolyQuebec> lmaoo

 

[DaisyBoo92]

There is no cheap. Running and just camping is boring. Gimping is gay(imo, it's okay to gimp once or twice a match, sometimes you have to, at a given moment, but when its all your goin for, that's pretty low).

The whole point of Smash is to take your opponent off the stage and keep them off any way you can.

 

[SSBPete]

pete: why do u always play samus? your no good.
martin: cause hes the only awesome character
peter: samus is a chick
martin: i'm never playing samus again


p.s. hes one of my bestfriends in real life.

 

[SmashThugZ]

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*Link kills his Fox*
<Agony> Blahhhh im boredddd
*Link kills his Falcon*
<Agony> Might feel like trying soon
*Link kills his Falcon again*
<John> What, try to grab harder?
<Agony> yeah something like that
*He tries to do Falcon's suicide up+B into my Link's up+B recovery, but I just drop to death so he dies too*
<Agony> recover noob
*Links kills his Falcon*
<Agony> you make me sad =(
<Agony> you try to hard
<John> Okayyy
*Link kills his Fox*
<Agony> you like winning?
<John> Do I need to purposely lose?
<Agony> Do you?
*Link kills his Pikachu*
<Agony> is link your fav char?
<Agony> ow
<Agony> kkkk 1 last
*Link kills his Jigglypuff*
<Agony> awwww gggs
<Agony> you 2 good for me man
<John> You try too hard to do down+B
<Agony> þ0CLOSE
<John> Dropped from Game
<Agony> yeh
<Agony> þ0CLOSE
<Agony> Dropped from Game

 

[dandan]

sorry guys, this is going to be a long one, but i found it so funny. playing with guys like this just cracks me up.

i think it is really woth the read, trust me, this boy has some nuggets within him.

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<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> now I can shorthop finally
<dandan> k
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that was unexpected, lol
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> do you paly nestopia emulator?

i dair bair him with samus

<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I hate that finisher
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you gotta admit some of the finishers and combos can be cheap
<dandan> ...
<dandan> i do not think
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that is doen by everyone
<dandan> of cheap
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> well
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> look at a ness
<dandan> well
<dandan> it can be done
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> what ir does
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> d-rair djc d-air dףjc d-air
<dandan> but you need to learn to avoid it
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 2 moves
<dandan> ?
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> a typical ness player
<dandan> lol
<dandan> well
<dandan> you can tech
<dandan> to get out
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> d-air djc d-iar djc- d-air
<dandan> it is really easy
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you can
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but I mean its cheapness
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 2 moves only
<dandan> well
<dandan> kirby
<dandan> can utilt
<dandan> so what
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> kirby is an *** xD
<dandan> most of the chars have something
<dandan> fox can
<dandan> laser camp
<dandan> luigi has upb
<dandan> jigs had downb
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> falcon has moves that he can show
<dandan> and so on
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> now my mario is betetr with shorthop
<dandan> my fox sucks

i dair shine jab usmash his mario

<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> also Ihate liars
<dandan> lol
<dandan> it does
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that say they suck with X character
<dandan> it is my
<dandan> second worse
<dandan> char
<dandan> seriously
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> then what is your worst, piakchu?
<dandan> dk
<dandan> i do not play
<dandan> him
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> IMO worst is
<dandan> at all
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that you can't control well
<dandan> i cannot control fox well
<dandan> and i miss
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and as I saw you ca ncontrol fox
<dandan> a lot of z cancels with him
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> lemem show you what worst is
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> next round
<dandan> lol
<dandan> k
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that was pointless
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> die

i ko him 3 times in a row with uair

<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> also foxes use these moves 90% u-air
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and grab
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but saddes tthing is
<dandan> mario usmashes
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> most people doN't realize all this
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and why does everyone play ONLY at the right side of the stage
<dandan> well
<dandan> right side had tent
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> so what
<dandan> and as such
<dandan> has better combo
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> there
<dandan> ability
<dandan> well
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> liek combo was a must in games
<dandan> just because it is better
<dandan> i cannot use it
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you can't deny it
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you rely on combos too
<dandan> of course
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but only on them
<dandan> no
<dandan> lol
<dandan> combos are the easy
<dandan> stuff
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I am an exception of these people
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I have fun by usign almost all my moves
<dandan> almost everyone can learn to combo
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> not jus ta stupdi combo/character
<dandan> spacing is much harder
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> this is where it goes nuts
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> everyone does the same combo
<dandan> spacing is what really makes you good in these games
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that 1 person invented
<dandan> lol
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and then
<dandan> isai did not invent all these combos
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> have you seen a game
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> where a ness didn't spam djc?
<dandan> what do you want him to do
<dandan> just sit there
<dandan>
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> n
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> o
<dandan> he is better with it
<dandan> why can't he use it
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> peopel shall realize that combos aren't the funfactor
<dandan> i am having fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but as Isaid, i shall show what worst is
<dandan> if i did not have fun
<dandan> i would not play
<dandan> btw
<dandan> how old are you
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but you get my point, rightם?
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 15
<dandan> just so i know
<dandan> kk
<dandan> i am 22 btw
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> the nti explains all
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you old guys are wy too competitive
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> while me ,young guy wants to have fun in any situation
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> which is that IdoN't combo and use liek all move
<dandan> i am having fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you may have fun whiel being competitive
<dandan> sorry that i am better than you in smash
<dandan> what can i say
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> it's ok xD
<dandan> combos come to me naturally
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but at least if thy were new
<dandan> i play with guys much better than me
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> not combos that I have seen 1 ilion tiems before
<dandan> and i lose all the time
<dandan> well
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I only comb orandomly
<dandan> this game has been out
<dandan> for more than 10 years
<dandan> people kinda did everything
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but I say
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> there are 2 types of peopel playing it
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> or maybe 3
<dandan> anyhow
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 1 is the tota lcompetitive
<dandan> lets just play
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 2 is the one that palys mostly for fun
<dandan> talking is not fun for me
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and 3 is competitve + palying for fun
<dandan> playing is
<dandan> and i have university homework to do
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> Oo
<dandan> original enough?
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> falcon is the only expection
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> he is a fun char i nany way
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> his punch is the funfactor
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> hm

i 5 stock his link with jigs

<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I wonder if you can combo without a grab, d-air or a n-air
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> or a rest
<dandan> lol
<dandan> i wonder if you can combo
<dandan> without any moves
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> with link
<dandan> just lets play
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> this is what is called worst
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> not your fox or anything
<dandan> well
<dandan> no offense
<dandan> but i am a better player
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and again
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you mostly want to win and have fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam>
<dandan> it is just fact
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> while Ionly want fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> now that was on the funner side
<dandan> ???
<dandan> you play
<dandan> really conservative with falcon
<dandan> usmash and such
<dandan> like everyone
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> well
<dandan> ?
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> he is a fun char in any way
<dandan> ah
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> imagine a ffa
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 4 players, all falcon
<dandan> i do not need to imaging
<dandan> i do it sometimes
<dandan> with really good players
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> nowadays the peeps doN't know what is an item or a time match =/
<dandan> lol
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I do paly with them sometimes
<dandan> we also do item matches
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and guess, they are fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> specially sudden death
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> yiks
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> ....

i ko him with luigi's upb 3 times in a row in under 30 seconds

<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> 3/5 fire uppercut
<dandan> well
<dandan> you are not avoiding
<dandan> what can i do
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> how could I if do a move every milisecond
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> if you do*
<dandan> lol
<dandan> spacing
<dandan> DIing
<dandan> it is really easy
<dandan> teching
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> thanks, now teahc them on a kb
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I know tech
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> wait, what
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> no fire uppercut
<dandan> lol
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and again not one, wait what
<dandan> i am on kb
<dandan> too
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but you must have no delay
<dandan> ???
<dandan> in p2p
<dandan> we have
<dandan> the same delay
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I have my delay
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and you doN't seem to have any
<dandan> lol
<dandan> i am just used to playing with it
<dandan> but p2p = same delay
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> then I am not?
<dandan> i guess not
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I've been palying onlien with the delay for more than a year
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> in my way of playing
<dandan> k
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> that was not right

i chain grab him with mario

<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> als peopel spamgrabbing
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> this game is a hell xD
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> loves and hates people
<dandan> lol
<dandan> you spammed gram with ness
<dandan> just stop
<dandan> if you are not having fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but Iwant yo uto gwt my point
<dandan> we can stop
<dandan> i understand
<dandan> i do not care about it
<dandan> sorry
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you doN't know what I have lived
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but you dc, then k
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> btw
<dandan> i am having fun the wat i am playing
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> you play nestopia emulator?
<dandan> why should i stop having fun
<dandan> i have no idea what that is
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> NES emu
<dandan> no
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> with netplay
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but nobody wants to paly dr mario with me xO
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> all is only playing smash
<dandan> well
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and missing puzzle games' glory
<dandan> i do not want to play dr mario as well
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> I think I should take a break
<dandan> i have played a lot of puzzle games
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> goign crazy about my opinions
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> so let's finis hthe match
<dandan> i do not want to play them anymore
<dandan> i am not getting crazy about
<dandan> your opinions
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> but I am
<dandan> it is just that i understood after the first time
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> and want everyone to understand xD
<dandan> people just won't care
<dandan> i am having fun
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> woN't say another line again
<dandan> i am not going to switch
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> sorry for keeping yo ubored with my stupidity
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> ggs
<dandan> ggs
<dandan> cya
dropping game
<dandan> ‏0CLOSE
<»{§}ימ'« Janosiadam> adios
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Done

 

[killa k]

*really long post*

Lol, I actually sat and read the whole thing. People that complain like that yet keep playing are always funny.

 

[ShinGaruda]

You should have sent him a letter with $1400 of Canadian money

Fix'd. I'm sure Boom would agree.

 

[Zen Yore]

i hosted a game and came back not even 1 minute after and all i see is this



<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
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<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
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* Joins: AssKicker
<AssKicker> go
* Joins: Nylez
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* Joins: Toad
<AssKicker> go
* Joins: Nylez
<AssKicker> go
* Joins: Atomic Zibbert îXî
* Parts: Atomic Zibbert îXî
* Joins: dude_ua
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<Nylez> zen is waiting for someone with a lower ping than me ..
<Toad> start?
<Nylez> and then he kicks, I surpose.
<Toad> herro?
<AssKicker> gooooo
<AssKicker> i make game
* Parts: Nylez
<Toad> ok
* Parts: Toad
<AssKicker> join me.
* Parts: AssKicker

 

[SmashThugZ]

<John> Joined the Game
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
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<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
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<thegreginator_> Joined the Game
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<kaillera> Joined the Game
<Server> The Game has Started!
<Server> Waiting...Press ESC to cancel! 120s
<Server> All Players are Ready!
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)
<kaillera> lol win
<kaillera> this is gay
<kaillera> you only know 2 moves
<kaillera> **** you
<kaillera> Dropped from Game
<kaillera> Left the Game

 

[Zen Yore]

<John> Joined the Game
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
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<thegreginator_> Joined the Game
<thegreginator_> Left the Game
<kaillera> Joined the Game
<Server> The Game has Started!
<Server> Waiting...Press ESC to cancel! 120s
<Server> All Players are Ready!
<Server> P1 Delay = 4 (9 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (5 frame delay)
<kaillera> lol win
<kaillera> this is gay
<kaillera> you only know 2 moves
<kaillera> **** you
<kaillera> Dropped from Game
<kaillera> Left the Game

hahaha i played the SAME guy and he said the exact same thing, i swear
i just did dair to bair with samus on him 2 times in the entire match and he ragequit



new one :
<Server> Help: Emulinker X v1.0: 09-07-2009
<Server> *************************
<Server> This server is using Emulinker X
<Server> http://www.Galaxy64.com/EmulinkerX
<Server> *************************
*after first game he gets 3 stocked*
<ejack> noob
<ejack> rofl
<ejack> you suck
<ejack> and you lag ftw?
<Server> P1 : 0 lag spikes P2 : 7 lag spikes
*Parts : ejack*

 

[dandan]

i just opened an away message on galaxy

* Joins: puppies
<puppies> i will destroy u
* Parts: puppies

 

[Deleted member]

Zenyore with yet again another unfunny talking with noobs moment

 

[Frogles]

dang blowjob you've been pretty angry lately.

 

[Deleted member]

i assure u its not anger

 

[SheerMadness]

Lovage and s2j have turned into the trash brothers.

Kinda like the bash brothers from the mighty ducks.

Except they talk trash on an online video game forum instead of kicking *** in real life.

 

[Daedatheus]

i assure u its not anger

Exactly guys just hormones nothing to worry about

 

[Zen Yore]

Zenyore with yet again another unfunny talking with noobs moment

Oooooooooo, someone's mad.

 

[Battlecow]

He already assured you that it wasn't anger. geez, get with the program, Zen Yore ;-)

 

[Deleted member]

There is nothing funny about Zen Yore repeating the same story of random noob being a noob for the 50 hundred billionth time.

dandan's stories are pretty good though

 

[WOTG]

There is nothing funny about Zen Yore repeating the same story of random noob being a noob for the 50 hundred billionth time.

dandan's stories are pretty good though

Looking back at it, you got to look at the silliness of it. "You lag", *lagspikes shows he laggin, leaves right after*. Made me giggle.

 

[dandan]

There is nothing funny about Zen Yore repeating the same story of random noob being a noob for the 50 hundred billionth time.

dandan's stories are pretty good though

you actually read the long story, i thought noone would actually read it.

 

[Skrlx]

<CAptAn fAlCon> Who dares challenge the ultimate master that can beat a lvl 9 cp of any character
<CAptAn fAlCon> 1v3 lvl 9

 

[NovaSmash]

<(=)ALITO(=)> falcon and kirby and pika and fox is a novate player
<(=)ALITO(=)> and grab and grab is a better player novato
<(=)ALITO(=)> i go to new york

 

[Zen Yore]

why does BJ keeps getting more and more of an *** hole through the days

 

[Deleted member]

Would you rather have me lie and suck your pointless ego and your **** or be honest and tell you the truth?

 

[Lovage]

lol

u guys

 

[Zen Yore]

Would you rather have me lie and suck your pointless ego and your **** or be honest and tell you the truth?

oooor you could just say nothing, couldn't you?
if u dont know how to shut up then that's another problem

 

[killa k]

I sense a hint of MAD in this thread.

 

[Zen Yore]

the last thing I'll do before I die is get mad over the internet

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

that's a huge lie

 

[Deleted member]

oooor you could just say nothing, couldn't you?
if u dont know how to shut up then that's another problem

I don't want to see your unfunny, halfway egotistical posts in an otherwise decent thread with some gems

 

[Zen Yore]

I don't want to see your unfunny, halfway egotistical posts in an otherwise decent thread with some gems

i read many things in this thread that didnt make me smile, but did i say anything ? no i didnt
and whats with all the "ego" talking
i find something funny, i put it in this thread
if ur mad (u are) then stop reading my posts

 

[ETWIST51294]

u both mad!?!

 

[killa k]

Lol, what's with this senseless hate?

 

[Zen Yore]

Lol, what's with this senseless hate?

as usual blowjob has to be a dikhead to prove himself superior while still realizing it will never work.

 

[Deleted member]

you are delusional and dumb

 

[JaimeHR]

why can't we all be friendz plz ?

 

[killa k]

*Sigh*

So many of these threads get ruined because of stupid arguments like this.

 

[SheerMadness]

I dont ever save any logs but like 800 noobs have accused me of cheating/hacking for parrying their ****.

It's not really funny just annoying. Just trying to move the topic off this pointless argument.

 

[SSBPete]

powershield, it looks less hacked