FreeStyles SMASH RAP Battle of the bravest..WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!

[KnightMare516]

Tsk tsk tsk knightmare...


Me battling you is like a ***** gettin a tattoo. Whether you like me or not, you still basically have to... deal with me cuz i'm always gonna be here. And I can see fear... in you, comin at me and not E there. Be real with yourself. Take a second to stop feelin yourself. Put down the bottle of lotion and cut out the hand motion. You opened a can of worms and there's no rod, hook or ocean. You thought Eazy was easy and then he touched you. Do you really think runnin wit scissors won't get you cut too? I'll give you time to follow this one up son I won't rush you. But when you do make sure your words are comin from just you. I gave you a little time and look what you came back wit. You makin it clear to me that your corny *** lack wit. Hit the road boy, and don't forget ya jacket. This flow aint like brawl, so don't think that you can hack it... take the lines that you want and try to add it to your game. Even when you spit my lines, they won't go lookin for your name. Cuz you're lame, and your fame ended when I started with all these sentences. Now sit down my apprentice it's... gonna be a long ride. No homo... don't want you gettin hard around guys. Probably wouldn't be your first time. You're probably used to it. You're on your 7th account cuz you keep tryin to youtube it. You through wit...and if you knew it. Coming back at me again? You wouldn't do it. Don't rap, play smash and stick to it.

took u a while but u got it good ish i am too tired to do this again and i just realized this was ron LMAO. i wanna see eazy battle ron if u can consistantly spit like this.

 

[BrawlLover]

im gonna have to definitely participate in the next bi-weekly

 

[R3N0]

i dunno rons had some good moments in the middle.. and eli's i just sorta laughed to my self anytime he mentioned smash, doc, pills, or upb cancels lol.. so i dunno.. it didn't flow for me.

 

[Eazy23]

Me and ron goin hard tearin up these drag queens, I'ma get back to the doc since u gave knightmare thebad dreams. Look u queer ***** Im on top of the tier list, doc a$$ shud drop fast sit back and fear this. Comin at ya wit Ar's, doc gone stay scarred, why doc throwin away his viagra when he need em 2 stay hard? Thats f*ckin absurd, I mean somethin ive heard, is he dont need the pills because peach is f*ckin wit birds. I can't stress to you how fun this is- Falco goes pop while I son this kid, c I run this ****, no 1 better than me. Ur burns aint burns they like a sweater to me. I mean to be honest, your flow is just sloppy and funny, so you keep typin while im moppin ya honey, u aint stoppin this money it just keeps comin. Ur mouth like a sonic u just keep runnin. Best bet, be like bowser and accept the loss, hop on with this movement and respect the cause. Thats it, no more reason to rap trick, falco's gangsta and got guns that crack quick like chapped lips. lets c where u at prick, u gota verse then spit it. If u dont then get down like when ya momma visits.

Eazy

 

[mog87]

Smack Dvd Smash Edition...at The Next Tourney!!!!!

 

[KnightMare516]

smack Dvd Smash Edition...at The Next Tourney!!!!!

Lmao!!! Look Mommy I Am On Tv!!!!!

 

[ELI-mination]

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this funky rap! HUH!

D. K.! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong...has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
In-flate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong

Finally, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe...

Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!

** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Oh, yeah!

 

[KnightMare516]

so They're Finally Here, Performing For You
If You Know The Words, You Can Join In Too
Put Your Hands Together If You Want To Clap
As We Take You Through This Funky Rap! Huh!

D. K.! Donkey Kong!

He's The Leader Of The Bunch. You Know Him Well.
He's Finally Back To Kick Some Tail!
His Coconut Gun Can Fire In Spurts
If He Shoots Ya, It's Gonna Hurt!
He's Bigger! Faster! And Stronger Too!
He's The First Member Of The Dk Crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! Hey!
D. K.! Donkey Kong Is Here!

This Kong's Got Style, So Listen Up Dudes!
She Shrinks In Size To Suit Her Mood!
She's Quick N' Nimble When She Needs To Be
She Floats In Air And Climbs Up Trees!
If You Choose Her, You Won't Choose Wrong
With A Skip And A Hop, She's One Cool Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!

He Has No Style, He Has No Grace
This Kong...has A Funny Face
He Can Handstand When He Wants To
And Stretch His Arms Out Just For You!
In-flate Himself Just Like A Balloon
This Crazy Kong Just Digs This Tune! Hey!
D. K.! (d. K.!) Donkey Kong!
D. K.! (d. K.!) Donkey Kong Is Here!

He's Back Again, And About Time, Too
And This Time, He's In The Mood!
He Can Fly Real High
With His Jetpack On...
With His Pistols Out, He's One Tough Kong!
He Can Make You Smile When You Hear His Tune...
But, Kremlings Beware
'cause He's Out After You!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong

Finally, He's Here For You!
It's The Last Member Of The D. K. Crew!
This Kong's...so Strong, It Isn't Funny!
Can Make A Kremling Cry Out For Mummy!
He Can Pick Up A Boulder With Relative Ease
Makes Crushing Rocks Seem Such A Breeze
He May Move Slow; He Can't Jump High
But This Kong's One Heck Of A Guy! Hehehe...

Come On Cranky!
Take It To The Stage!

** Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells!
Grapes, Melons, Oranges, And Coconut Shells!
Oh, Yeah!

Omg Dk Rap!!!!!! Toooo Good!!!! Roflmfaoooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[D1]

HOT FIRE!

10RonisDylan'spredecessorcuzhespitdathotfire

 

[Scissors Sir]

I had to do this Eazy. After this we'll still be cool, but for now it's greasy. You had your warmup with bench warmers now come step to a true performer. If you're hot as you say, you shouldn't fall like the formers... before you get gassed let me take your fuel and stop you. Yeah my main is pika but I use rob too. Yeah I don't place top 5 right now cuz I have a job too. Sold the wii but I still hold the key to the box that only hoes could see. Don't front you know you saw the contents. Be honest, it doesn't make you a punk to say that Ron is... bringing to the table something bigger and better. The same flow that's gettin ya chick wetter... Gettin you upset-ter... Turnin your face redder... Yeah i've thrown stuff in the past but that got much better. You think I shouldn't call you out but oh well I did it. My motto is fear no one so anybody can get it. And if you ever think you can't get the business. I'll have your rap will ready to sign. I'll be the witness. No inheritance. No need to burn the evidence. It's eveident nobody wants that effin mess. You're good at acts in rap you actress. The words you speak are bout as hot as cat piss. But if my veins get split, the **** would spit out acid. I got you scared to f**k your girl she said "why's your d**k flaccid? I'm about to go to Ron's house cuz **** problems? He never has it" I'm a hazard to health and living itself. I consider myself a ***** in stealth. If ever i'm dealt a hand that sucked... I'll bring a hoe and a gun into the room so we both get f****d. But we both won't live. Now let's see how much of a fight you give. And after all of this, keep in mind I like you kid. I just like to kid. Or am I full of **** and really wanna pipe ya chick? I got my own that I like to bone. So if she offered me i'd be like "no"

 

[R3N0]

alright alright scissors sir put out the first one. lets get the beat rollin. step it up easy this is FREE STYLE FRIDAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ join us back on 106 and park after these messages

 

[KnightMare516]

I had to do this Eazy. After this we'll still be cool, but for now it's greasy. You had your warmup with bench warmers now come step to a true performer. If you're hot as you say, you shouldn't fall like the formers... before you get gassed let me take your fuel and stop you. Yeah my main is pika but I use rob too. Yeah I don't place top 5 right now cuz I have a job too. Sold the wii but I still hold the key to the box that only hoes could see. Don't front you know you saw the contents. Be honest, it doesn't make you a punk to say that Ron is... bringing to the table something bigger and better. The same flow that's gettin ya chick wetter... Gettin you upset-ter... Turnin your face redder... Yeah i've thrown stuff in the past but that got much better. You think I shouldn't call you out but oh well I did it. My motto is fear no one so anybody can get it. And if you ever think you can't get the business. I'll have your rap will ready to sign. I'll be the witness. No inheritance. No need to burn the evidence. It's eveident nobody wants that effin mess. You're good at acts in rap you actress. The words you speak are bout as hot as cat piss. But if my veins get split, the **** would spit out acid. I got you scared to f**k your girl she said "why's your d**k flaccid? I'm about to go to Ron's house cuz **** problems? He never has it" I'm a hazard to health and living itself. I consider myself a ***** in stealth. If ever i'm dealt a hand that sucked... I'll bring a hoe and a gun into the room so we both get f****d. But we both won't live. Now let's see how much of a fight you give. And after all of this, keep in mind I like you kid. I just like to kid. Or am I full of **** and really wanna pipe ya chick? I got my own that I like to bone. So if she offered me i'd be like "no"

oh my... eazy your turn.

 

[doowop]

You guys are so weird, I was reading this **** while stroking my beard. More ****ed up than Peach's butt, it got stuffed up with Kirby's Final Cut. Marth, Roy, and Ike along with Wario and his bike, they all know Sheik is a **** and Ness is a tyke. Word.

 

[Alejandro_P]

This thread is such ****ing win.

 

[ANTi_]

lmao ron ***** this haha best thread

 

[#HBC | Mac]

i think the title should be changed in order to attract more potential freestyle fiends

 

[Shin Bowser Meow]

Was bored @ work

I freaking come home from work and this is like 4 pages long when it was 1 when I first checked it. I guess i'll add alittle something...

* Ivysuar Starts Dj'ing *

Let me be the piece of looseleaf that contains the clue to the mental ruibks cube that they call Shin-Moo. Better known as the ghost of Smash I'm the only person important in this lyrical class. Heads must be brawl tripping if they think they conditoned to battle someone who dismantles writtens for a living. Stop chasing dreams examined in the back of your eyelids while your home alone flushing down your deformed kids. learn to crawl before you walk with the tiny tyrant. your the ants picked of the shoes of the giants. I'm mr Defiant. rule breaker, panty chaser, Hater slayer, life taker. All i see are sheep for the ******. Any comeback rhyme is a recovery i'll be caping. Lyrically, i dont respect none of yall. Cant respect a lame who trys to put his all into a well crafted waste of time. or rather flawed designs produced by fragile minds. Play with fire and you'll get burnt like the rest of them, Murked like the rest of them. Silenced and banished like the rest of them. someone try and be a hero. the only ones i know are dead. begone before i make you like a pencil and fill you with lead.

Was bored... Flame on!

 

[D1]

**** mah d00 Shin Moo came back from the dead.

AND DAAAAAAAAMN where's Eazy at?

This sh**'s like 8 Mile...he musta heard the crowd yell, "CHOKE!!! CHOKE!!! CHOKE!!!"

My d00 put down the mic and dipped w/o us lookin.

This thread is D1 approved and MetaKnight free.

Let the battles begin.

 

[Pierce7d]

Atlantic North too ****ing good. Gotta love all my brothers up in this hood. I'm going to have to get in this **** when I got time to spit. For now, just sit.

 

[KnightMare516]

**** mah d00 Shin Moo came back from the dead.

AND DAAAAAAAAMN where's Eazy at?

This sh**'s like 8 Mile...he musta heard the crowd yell, "CHOKE!!! CHOKE!!! CHOKE!!!"

My d00 put down the mic and dipped w/o us lookin.

This thread is D1 approved and MetaKnight free.

Let the battles begin.

i wanna change the name of this thread to:

FreeStyles SMASH RAP Battle of the bravest..WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!

BTW what u got d1 lets see you spit. 0.0

 

[GameStation aka C4?!]

lmao!!! Look Mommy I Am On Tv!!!!!

Im Your Father!!!!!!

 

[Eazy23]

Sorry to disappoint the fans, took an early leave to wifeys house last night. Nice surprise to see some comp tho, so lets get it.

We all no I get it in, dog n a businessman, popped collar, rockwilder out for them dividends. U must got some ****ty friends, for the **** u gettin in, u cudnt take my girl cuz she dont get down wit minute men. See Im the real deal like a contract, best believe if im shot at then ima bomb back. With hot flows n shells like tacos. **** if u dont want beef we can toss it out, if not I'll light u up n watch u walk it out. I know the crowd yellin this dont seem right, these n!ggas dun teamed right?, i thought they would keep tight. nah.... thats just what I allowed it to seem like, But im like bum- I can make anybody seem nice.Word, Im like jada yo a$$ is sheek luch, Im featured on Hi hater n nobody sees u... I'm the one with the flow who keeps this thread pumpin, U just dead frontin, foreal, u never told us every letter in ur name said sumthin.
U can't grab no **** no tit$ or no butts thats why R-O-N is always Rubbin On Nuts.
ya boys broke n cant fight, but times just seem tight, so R-O-N Robs Old *****s at night.
Dam thought u had more sense then that, takin checks from gramps when he gets is pension back. Its all good cuz u desperate, and thats who u mess wit, I just dont want no question on who the best is.
I know u givin up kid, the flows to tough its... so rough ur lil scissors cant cut it. I'm what they want trick , they want it so sick. U aint no scissors sir ur a blunted blade *****!

Eazy early mornin freestyle lets get it

 

[R3N0]

Lookin' at this thread, I feel like something should be said, the lack of talent is incredible, how hard is it to write legible, with somethin' credible? Every one of yall out here is tryin' ya hardest but not every one of yall can be the smartest lyricist out there, tryin' to insist that your lyrics are actually something taken serious, flash like a bomb as it should come that yall ain't half the **** to be on top to dom-inate the hate runnin' thru these veins, im insane wit rhymes you don't know who you fu.ckin wit durin these times that you gettin run thru, its true, check astonishment at the door, matter of fact you've become an eye sore so begone it wont be long, its only a matter of time, you gonna hurry outta here on the drop of a dime, cause dont you see everything aint gonna be fine, so rewind what was that again? nah you ain't say nothin you was just dickin'

 

[KnightMare516]

Sorry to disappoint the fans, took an early leave to wifeys house last night. Nice surprise to see some comp tho, so lets get it.

We all no I get it in, dog n a businessman, popped collar, rockwilder out for them dividends. U must got some ****ty friends, for the **** u gettin in, u cudnt take my girl cuz she dont get down wit minute men. See Im the real deal like a contract, best believe if im shot at then ima bomb back. With hot flows n shells like tacos. **** if u dont want beef we can toss it out, if not I'll light u up n watch u walk it out. I know the crowd yellin this dont seem right, these n!ggas dun teamed right?, i thought they would keep tight. nah thats just what I allowed it to seem like, But im like bum I can make anybody seem nice.Word, Im like jada yo a$$ is sheek luch, Im featured on Hi hater n nobody sees u... I'm the one with the flow who keeps this thread pumpin, U just dead frontin, foreal, u never told us every letter in ur name said sumthin.
U can't grab no **** no tit$ or no butts thats why R-O-N is always Rubbin On Nuts.
ya boys broke n cant fight, but times just seem tight, so R-O-N Robs Old *****s at night.
Dam thought u had more sense then that, takin checks from gramps when he gets is pension back. Its all good cuz u desperate, and thats who u mess wit, I just dont want no question on who the best is.
I know u givin up kid, the flows to tough its... so rough ur lil scissors cant cut it. I'm what they want trick , they want it so sick. U aint no scissors sir ur a blunted blade *****!

Eazy early mornin freestyle lets get it

ooo and eazy comes back hard with ill rhyme acronyms lmao good ish lets see what R-O-N got in store for EAZY does it...

 

[Scissors Sir]

You can say the blade in my name is a shape shifter. It don't just cut paper it doubles as a face lifter. If I feel that i'm ready it transforms into a machete. When I get in the @$$ of cats raw. I hack tracks like hacksaws. You supposed to throw in a towel. What you drop your hat for? Rob old n****s? For what though? It's so easy to rob Eazy with that thing to the gut low. Click click! equals the ching-ching. You'll come up off of your bling bling, unless you want your ring fing....er mailed to you in a green thing. Hefty bags for these testy ***s. Your bones sittin in glad bags with no toe tags. Mess with me and I'll leave you without a red cent. Cops come to your house and all they smell is a dead scent. His legs got sent to Japan. Where the hell was his head sent? Now let's lighten the mood cuz there's children viewing. Most of them read your comeback and were promptly booing. My boy shin came through and even he left mooing. I guess that let's you know how good of a job your doing. You hyped it up like your great so now I'm thinkin bout suing. It's clear there's false advertising that your @$$ is spewing. You can rap all day but no one else is approving. You had one nice run now the crowd aint't moving. Go back to melee so you can keep pew pewing. In fact i'd rather battle falco right now... at least he completes missions he's doing.

 

[Rain(ame)]

Lookin' at this thread, I feel like something should be said, the lack of talent is incredible, how hard is it to write legible, with somethin' credible? Every one of yall out here is tryin' ya hardest but not every one of yall can be the smartest lyricist out there, tryin' to insist that your lyrics are actually something taken serious, flash like a bomb as it should come that yall ain't half the **** to be on top to dom-inate the hate runnin' thru these veins, im insane wit rhymes you don't know who you fu.ckin wit durin these times that you gettin run thru, its true, check astonishment at the door, matter of fact you've become an eye sore so begone it wont be long, its only a matter of time, you gonna hurry outta here on the drop of a dime, cause dont you see everything aint gonna be fine, so rewind what was that again? nah you ain't say nothin you was just dickin'

RENO!!!!


Alright....I don't normally do this...'cuz I prefer to just spit it live, but whatever.

You can feel it in your head, burn a hole through your eyes
Spittin' fire out my mouth, like a Dragon I rise
Ain't slippin' it up, if you slippin' you lose
It's your neck or your spinal cord, I let you choose
You got me wonderin' if rippin' cats is really a sin
I got you so scared you ova there pissin' in your tims
This kid is rippin' off the lid of this lyrical trash
Have you beaten down and flogged too, plus one lash
I don't freestyle I make music, but once in a while
I'll prove that I'm the best, for them haters in denial
Your boy Rain on the mic, steppin' out on the scene
I'm so fresh so smooth so Double "OH" mean.



*cough* I'm done.


"Crank that Roy"
"Gimpin' is a Habit"

 

[KnightMare516]

You can say the blade in my name is a shape shifter. It don't just cut paper it doubles as a face lifter. If I feel that i'm ready it transforms into a machete. When I get in the @$$ of cats raw. I hack tracks like hacksaws. You supposed to throw in a towel. What you drop your hat for? Rob old n****s? For what though? It's so easy to rob Eazy with that thing to the gut low. Click click! equals the ching-ching. You'll come up off of your bling bling, unless you want your ring fing....er mailed to you in a green thing. Hefty bags for these testy ***s. Your bones sittin in glad bags with no toe tags. Mess with me and I'll leave you without a red cent. Cops come to your house and all they smell is a dead scent. His legs got sent to Japan. Where the hell was his head sent? Now let's lighten the mood cuz there's children viewing. Most of them read your comeback and were promptly booing. My boy shin came through and even he left mooing. I guess that let's you know how good of a job your doing. You hyped it up like your great so now I'm thinkin bout suing. It's clear there's false advertising that your @$$ is spewing. You can rap all day but no one else is approving. You had one nice run now the crowd aint't moving. Go back to melee so you can keep pew pewing. In fact i'd rather battle falco right now... at least he completes missions he's doing.

oh my....... to intense.

 

[D1]

Wow everyone's spittin that fire.

Reno vs. Rain!

Ron vs. Eazy!

Eli vs. Knightmare!

LETS GET IT!

 

[Rain(ame)]

Actually....I was just complimenting Reno, but if anyone wants to go at it, xD I'm willin'. Like i said, I don't freestyle, xD. I spit for the song purpose. ^_^. Heck, check my profile out on Youtube, I performed made randomly while I was in Tokyo. I just gotta remember that my left wrist goes dangerously limp when I hold the mic with my right hand.

"Crank that Roy"
"Gimpin' is a Habit"

 

[Eazy23]

You seem kinda angry what the problem is? U mad about ur sig n how small that condom is? I c u cant work it right, so u always jerk at night, u loss that battle easily n!gga just desert the fight. See my word play do come on smoothe, I say, you gay, so u *** on dudes. I got nothin to prove but everything to lose! U just a random a$$ noob with dreams n hopes, spittin fake a$$ rhymes about beams n scopes. See the truth is, u dont know what a booth is, but my fist's accurate it knows where ya tooth is. So play cool kid or get left toothless, aint got a problem droppin bodies check my record for the proof *****. Why u makin up rhymes and yellin that, u tough n u'll rob a ***** don't sell em that. I'm to quick n legit wit hands like a felon black. N u trick u a snitch thats why u play a yellow RAT. Im much to quick with these words for u 2 keep up, homeless scissor man cold cant heatup. See I tear the beat up while u tear ur meat up, dirty *** dont even shower just sleep in them wet sheets YUCK. We all know ur a f@g who drops the soap all...the time in rocks yellow condoms everytime u POKE BALLS. See what I did there, f*cked wit ur sig there, point blank range I just murdered this kid where- everyone comes to get info on smashboards, they instead get the sight of yo a$$ gettin SMASHED Boy.

 

[KnightMare516]

You seem kinda angry what the problem is? U mad about ur sig n how small that condom is? I c u cant work it right, so u always jerk at night, u loss that battle easily n!gga just desert the fight. See my word play do come on smoothe, I say, you gay, so u *** on dudes. I got nothin to prove but everything to lose! U just a random a$$ noob with dreams n hopes, spittin fake a$$ rhymes about beams n scopes. See the truth is, u dont know what a booth is, but my fist's accurate it knows where ya tooth is. So play cool kid or get left toothless, aint got a problem droppin bodies check my record for the proof *****. Why u makin up rhymes and yellin that, u tough n u'll rob a ***** don't sell em that. I'm to quick n legit wit hands like a felon black. N u trick u a snitch thats why u play a yellow RAT. Im much to quick with these words for u 2 keep up, homeless scissor man cold cant heatup. See I tear the beat up while u tear ur meat up, dirty *** dont even shower just sleep in them wet sheets YUCK. We all know ur a f@g who drops the soap all...the time in rocks yellow condoms everytime u POKE BALLS. See what I did there, f*cked wit ur sig there, point blank range I just murdered this kid where- everyone comes to get info on smashboards, they instead get the sight of yo a$$ gettin SMASHED Boy.

i cant believe these battles are too good 0.0 eazy for president!!!!! ron come on lets see what is up 0.o

 

[Eazy23]

haha its mad fun!

i do this freestye **** all the time

Ima bbl n check rons response. Anyone else wanna get at us I think its obvious we are the top 2
thats is
1.Eazy
2.Ron
lmao

 

[Rain(ame)]

Lol, you crazy Eazy, that verse alone put me up top, =p

 

[Scissors Sir]

No animosity. Just just a man who's philosophy...is see a fake, see where he takes it and give him a stomp if he speaks. And that condom's a magnum? Do you even have them? You always pass those in stores as the clerks are unpacking some. It's not an accident.. You could never ask for them. Or you would be the cause of the whole store takin a break to get some laughin in. Beat my d**k? Every man does that. But you use other man's hands... can someone explain why this man does that? I still get a*s so you can't laugh last. And this flow contains poison so don't bite it that fast. You took a while to look at my sig and post yours. But your sig left your post when it saw who it was put towards. I have nice hands so I don't need swords. But I have an insane side and it likes gore. Don't go back and add it. You've already had it. I should give you $2 for suckin like a b***h wit a crack habit. That's not enough to pay your fare so you can't cab it. And my flows are laced with steel so you can't stab it. It's huntin season and you lookin like a soft wabbit. This battle win is now mine so stand there while I grab it.

 

[D1]

Wow I've had it. (tried to rhyme w/ Ron's last line)

Eazy vs. Ron's too beast. Ya'll are making the Atlantic North HOT I'm bout to advertise this sh** to other threads LOL.

 

[KnightMare516]

You all gotta see, that these raps are crazy, i let them phase me, i wont stay lazy.
Spittin ish you cant touch, rollin this fat dutch, sayin it aint much, knightmares comin in the clutch.
i got that hot fiya, eli will now retire, the flow will go higher, as i change up my attire.
Eli be lookin like a troll, and cookin up a roll..., for the next beat, take the hex key, for i am the Rex...T?
yes it is the king of the smash ring and the kong of his trash song, its too long, to sloppy, sounds wrong, and a copy of j kwon? yes thats what i said, you better bake ur bread, cause instead of giving head, eli will try to rip this thread

 

[Scissors Sir]

Where you at Eazy? Lol

And how dare you just automatically put yourself in the #1 spot

Let the people decide...

 

[Eazy23]

Jim Jones voice-Get like me n!gga, I'm the meta of this rap ****. U ain't on my level n!gga,all day i do this feel me? for real yo i live this **** mang, aint no fakin in my blood N!gga. LMAOOOO makes it way more fun!

No disrespect in sayin I'm number one, but to say I'm number two..cant even joke n say thats true. Im more diverse in sayin bigger things, u the n!gga with the cape, im the n!gga wit the wings. if u try to go gangsta, im just gun spank ya, prove ur a ****sta take my win and thank ya. How cud u think ud be placed above n c- the crowd is lovin me- they wild and buggin B. It aint close u really strugglin G..we knock eachother off stage but I got the best recovery. So if u talk about fightin robbin n shootin, you make this thing simple as army recruitment. We can keep it at smash, n how ur character is trash, u throw wack lightning bolts that my character can jab. Its obvious u lose in every sec-tion n I aint men-tion about my skills in sex-son.

Ur girl blew me, barely even knew me, offered to screw me, but u know ima Judge like Judy. I said hell- naw, threw her out the door. She said she wasnt done there was some *** left on the floor. Now I aint the one to say low class n **** but wow lord knows thats one nasty *****. I'm the one dissin her, u the one missin her, u love tongue kissin her while my *** is sick of her. Anything you talk about, mine as well chalk it out, put us in a cage and I'm the one walkin out. I leave hard walkin by myself, yo a$$ left in the cage talkin to urself.

"wtf happened, he's really really hood, he moved around this cage like really really good. I thought that i would win and my friends said I could, I should bow down and apologize, yea I think I should"


So I proved ur a scrub with the hands n with the game, i even went as far -as to clown yo with ur name. U get back up and for that I give respect, but than I clowned ur a$$ on the chick who gives u sex. I wudn hit it if I was blind lame n def, but thats the only chick u could find game n get. How long u wanna do this my **** is legit man, plus i got a **** hangin low like a kickstand. U ugly soft n smell like a stray gay pig, But im bad to the bone like bebe's kids.

Eazy

 

[Shin Bowser Meow]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!

I'm tearin up a storm this sh** is too much YO RON WHERE YOU AT!

EAZY'S MAKIN IT LOOK EASYYYYY!

*D1 on Shin's account*

 

[Scissors Sir]

Eazy I handed you ur a*s twice. So you had no choice but to make ya last nice. I sh****d on you real hard. Why you ain't hand me no a*s wipes? I could go straight off the top and show you i'm that nice. Or take a quick glance and dissect whatever your a*s write. Steppin into my ring then you better bring your a*s right. Or the ref will be tellin you " just let this be your last fight. Ron can end you career AND your fast life and make this your last night." I know the tone of those last lines is gettin ur a*s tight. At best your flow is like a bad kite. Take off, get hit, and fall like it never had flight. Which reminds me of what your girl told me bout you last night. "He bought the large condoms and they kept slippin off his a*s right...? Then he told me to hold still so he can a*s bite. ***** must've been outta his mind thinkin that's right." Go head tell me, you know you wanna be ME in ya past life. Well you can't quantum leap lil buddy and that's life. Next time you come at me try to get all of ya facts right. Let's compare pics of our b*****s. Yeah my chick's a*s is fat right? While your chick competing with cardboard in a flat fight. You're only scratchin the surface this aint a cat fight. But you got feline ways so you really bein a cat might... not be too farfetched as far as your furry act right? Tryin to put a hit out on me will cost you a fat price. But you're more likely to get dumped in chinese food along with them cats, mice... dogs and ducks that went quack twice... right before they got fast fried. I bet you sounded like that gettin frustrated from when you last tried. Keep comin at me i'll make ya a*s cry. My flow's water that's why your a*s dry. You may ask "why?" But real *****z shouldn't have to ask right? You tryin to match this rhyme scheme will leave you goin Ah... I... The more we keep going the more you lower your stats guy. Jersey only pretends to love you just go ahead and ask Pride. But he's bigger than you so I suggest you ask nice. Your hand speed can't beat that pivot grab cuz of it's back slide. You did something cute with my name yeah that's nice... if we fought in a cage you would be the one holdin that packed ice. Cuz I caught you wide open which left ya wig cracked twice. You thought you walked out first but was busy lookin up at lights. On ya back right? Yeah that's right...

Over.