FreeStyles SMASH RAP Battle of the bravest..WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!

[Eazy23]

I see you typed that on an Iphone? Gps hacked, now your crib becomes a crime zone. Surprise! BAM! You will literally have your mind blown. My laptop does my typin n my skypin. My phone's for the nude pics of new chicks this dude flips for new spits.

I'm a genius at this typin war, tell me what u fightin for. Your girl? She's a frightened wh0re, U got an ego on life support. A direct comparison's a game that I might resort, but your lame in this type of court due to the cocaine that you likely snort.

Its Mr. "Eff it I'm ridin! BRO I SWEAR I"M DOWN TO RISK IT ALL. But u ain't got $h!t so that don't sound like a risk at all. Can't keep a bad one its apparent that his $h!t is small, N I ain't finna chill because I ain't a lil 8itch who's scared to piss em off.

Man to man understand we get the fists involved, the bathroom, one jab boom, u slip n kiss the stall.
Your girl said "U got it baby" well that b!tcch was wrong. Keep at the issue get hit with missles that could lift a kong.

Little men with big brains n mean faces, they always sing they same d@mn song n it seems tasteless. Lemme open your eyes to the truth... a clean matrix where it takes strength n you need more weight.....which means patience.

 

[Roxas215]

Lmfao at this topic.

 

[Crizthakidd]

Big bro Eazy why u gotta go in, i know you my mentor but let me spit a little sin,
too black for ya own good, acting oh so damn hood
you on smashboards son, why dont you try to have a little fun
you cant shine like me, im like a light house so shut that ice in. cuz you aint iced out ;]

new kid on the block, just try to let your girl off my c()ck
cuz im walking around like i got an S on my chest that be a cash money peice itl put you to rest
i get at you. i cut you lyrically, my knife can do the rest
i cant fall for you stereo-typically

best rapper alive ***** ask about me, look up at the poster on H&M
oh wait no just go through your girls phone and check her BBM's




lol~ im so wack ill try to make better stuff as i read this thread seems mad fun ^_^

 

[Eazy23]

crizthakid?..I mean who is this kid? slap boxin wit death? Bad business kid. I speak heat n live lightening, a thousand bucks to any fluck who thinks the kid criz's frightening.

Smash time or unplugged you easy to kill. I bang my chest and stare u down u like " is Eazy forreal?" "Cuz if he is then I'm jettin home" I'm a monster... that's better off left alone, wrong one to question holmes.

Who's real? Not a debate. U get girls? cuz u relate.Spit another verse and ur dead there's no escape. U too soft n u bruise man. U better improve damn. But u weak, when u type u push each button w/ two hands.

Really I'll annihilate ya, sweeter than a now n layta, took ur girl on a night in vegas she did all kinda favors had her eatin condoms

ALL KINDA FLAVORS!!

U could back down u dont have to get caught in the war, just keep that mouth shut n quickly sign off of the boards, that verse was strange n it deserves some kinda awkward award I work hard n this is what u thought was a chore?Man u soft to the core.

 

[vVv Rapture]

I'd join but I don't want to embarrass people.

 

[_Yes!_]

I think it's time to start blowing up rapture
with rhymes so sick he'll be throwing up faster
he thinks he's hard but look at all those kirby's
forget arturo sabin, this guy's the real NYC Furby
don't post here if you don't plan to freestyle
or maybe your rap is just whack, FREE style
you don't have what it takes, dude, stick to your podcasts
why don't you DI on outta here quick fast

 

[Crizthakidd]

Look at big boss Eazy, he act like he king of the town, but common son
errybody in new jersey know you a clown

same old lyrics you keep putting on this forum,
you killing it dawg all you do is bordom
get something new, you look like your foreign
you got kids falling asleep. damnit your boring
who you really is anyway? whats the story behind you
i can finish your lyrics for you cuz you aint got nobody behind you

its Eazy and Seph, we used to be cool, now ima blow up ya spot. and rain on you fool
we used to walk together like pretty boy and nappy boy
i was the ticket in
and you played the role of a toy.

now dont be hurtin, and just keep lurkin
and watch as i invent the new meta knight jerkin

 

[vVv Rapture]

I think it's time to start blowing up rapture
with rhymes so sick he'll be throwing up faster
he thinks he's hard but look at all those kirby's
forget arturo sabin, this guy's the real NYC Furby
don't post here if you don't plan to freestyle
or maybe your rap is just whack, FREE style
you don't have what it takes, dude, stick to your podcasts
why don't you DI on outta here quick fast

Aww that's cute man, hold on lemme get at you real quick.

First off, I think it's time to start blowing up this guy Yes
So he stops blowing guys and letting them *** on his chest
And no bro, sorry, these beats never rest
Not sponsored by Dre, but it won't cost you any less

Thanks for calling me a Kirby user, I'd like to say the same
I thought about it, but wait, who the **** do you actually main?
Silly tourny organizer, hosting a Smash event in a church
So I can beat your *** dead and get you quicker in a hearse
The ladies call me sexy, my *** juicer than a starburst
And that's being modest, see who cuts through me first
Certainly won't be you, tripping before you can spit a verse
But I'm certainly innovative, either Tony Stark or Fred Durst

Ssh, rest your eyes kid, shut up and go to sleep
I can feel an aura of hate, I'll go call up Tony T
(Oh ****, namesearched, great job Yes look what you did!)
****ing useless like an eBay auction bid

And I'm done.

 

[_Yes!_]

listen kid, why you got homo on the brain?
talking about blowing dudes off and j!zz that rains
you must not be too familiar with my name
i've taken down legends who later quit this game
i mained a few characters and just like pane
i'll tell you something about wolf maybe some other day

you say your beats never stop, and you think that you shouldn't
I've been at the top, you're just the little engine that couldn't
made tons of money off this shiit, but every event you've been involved
you're just a silly potmonster, yo here's the salt

edited because of *******'s ruining the flow

 

[Scissors Sir]

That's the best you spit since we first started battlin. All that s**t b4 was just hot air and babblin. I gave you my flow now I'm taking it back son. But I'll manage you like Joe did the rest of the jacksons.

Love when ya girl gimme the neck down. I'm the reason she turnin ya sex down. You so scared, after you hit send you were already writin ya next round. What gimmick you gonna try to come at me wit next clown.

Eazy I'm really questionin ya tendencies. Dudes touchin in bathrooms don't sound like real men to me. And you wanna slip and slide and stalls? Wow. And you tryin to get someone to cosign? How? I'm the king of this you jester... BOW. Right before me before you bore me and I'm force to clap you...POW! How much more of your **** should I even allow? But i 'm not asking you that one was for the rest of the people. Bcuz it was clear from round 1 that you were never my equal.

 

[$up@ N0v@]

I'd join but I don't want to embarrass people.

That's how I felt reading these...

 

[Crizthakidd]

good song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tk1n6kukNk&feature=player_embedded#!

 

[Eazy23]

Who ever told u anything u were spittin was rhymes? U watch rap videos n try to mimic the lines? Lemme guess u was impressed with how they did it n tried, well here's the story of a ****** who tried to spit it and DIED!

METRO METRO ....METRO METRO METRO!
I think of METRO, n I'm on trains n goin places. U hear METRO? U think of bangs n posey faces. I wasn't surprised when I heard u had a belly ring Criz....U already got ya Hair done nails done everything did. I find bad broads n grab em for they a$ses and they cream...u find girls so u can rob em for their fashion magazines? this b@stard is a queen.

Truth be told
U can't handle my drank yo
ur grannies a stank hoe
n u G@y cuz dudes say u look cute u like "thanks bro!"

E ain't a clown, its just that u live that bubble life. That "I don't get in trouble" life. U got that major ego cuz u aint met the right people to make u humble right? Come to my jungle n I'll watch you take that bumble flight like "I can't stay out here another night!"

U envy how I stand alone, none to defend me or my balls cuz this man is grown, knock you out your make up with a slap cuz my hand is stone. Even slap his daddy cuz the way he raised this F@g was wrong.

N if the Sir wants war he can get that rock beat quicker, couple slaps n he's done cuz rock beatz scissors. Heard u got a friend named rock, n I heard rock beatz scissors, so all around u gettin beat how 80's cops beat N****rs.

Watchu don't understand is that a plan is always subject to change. So I make moves in the flame that can thunder the rain. I shake dudes out of fame until I'm done with their name. "Mam, from a couple barz, what happened to your son was a shame, but...what was his name?" Gone n forgotten what a tragedy, I woulda kept it cool so just remember that u asked for me. But as a lesson I'm impressin so its somethin that they had to see? Smashboards trashman for whacks MC's I'm glad to be, Be mad at me! you f@gz is free!

 

[_Yes!_]

What's up brohans
can we let this thread go on?

 

[GOTM]

yo eazy for real is takin control here, lol. no one got anything on him at all.

 

[$up@ N0v@]

Don't start the random talkin or all tht chit chat/
When Nova's in the spot man yall betta get back/
Cuz yappin in my ear gonna make me wanna push ur wig back/
And snap ur 6 pack just like a kit kat/
2 stop that pimp please keep my name out ya mouth/
Random talkers; u have 2 be insane if u shout/
Anything about me; foolish on another level/
Gossipers n the past can't b found w/o a shovel/
If u kno whats good, better shush these dudes/
Cuz I keep rottweilers; they lookin 4 food/
And I have little patience; release the animal/
If I find out u have urself a loose mandible/
And i aint jokin; unless its Brawl pimp I don't play/
Have u talkin 2 the mirror watchin what u say/
So if u tlk go ahead and find a casket suit/
Cuz im out 2 put any1 on a permanent mute/

 

[BleachigoZX]

I'm cooler than you.
I was born better than you, in a zoo.
son.

 

[GOTM]

yeah im white but i never use that as an excuse
thats why im cleaning up your lyrics like a bottle of doushe
Stanky *** lyrics Stanky *** rhymes
i bust the **** out of all your lines
we gone party like it's 1999
i run the spot and i leave in the streets
you wanna battle me im in the WC.
You think it's funny i aint Vanilla ice
so when i grab the mic you betta think twice
cuz i'll diss so bad i'll end your life
better yet you see me you better commit suicide
cuz i'll make sure this is a verbal homicide
Whoever said you can rap Damn they lied
Cuz you can't **** my raps they come to quick and to fast
This is Two Man race Sorry but you came in Last.


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