Forum Fight!!!!

[Rychu]

-le fin

It is all over

 

[Tacel]

Not without a period

 

[UberMario]

Oh, Forum Fight! US IS BACK!

*slaps people with bad grammar*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*gets slapped by terrible grammar*
Ouch, dat grammar burns like steel and cuts like rubber ;_; (..Oh wait)
..However in Soviet Russia, people slap bad grammar.
*puts on a pair of gloves, then takes off one glove and slaps Uber across the face with it*

 

[Rychu]

But I am male and lack the ability to produce periods

 

[Blargy]

*Walks around*

guys.....I dont feel....to good......

*Falls on top of smash*

*implodes*

 

[smashfan666]

*just lies there, scorched & mangled by the implosion*

 

[Tacel]

*Throws bomb at SmashFan666*

 

[RetroAntonio]

*swallows bomb*

EAT YOUR OWN MEDICINE!

*SPITS IT BACK*

 

[Fynal]

*puts on one of those shiny heatproff walk-by-lava-lake suits*

/match

*noxious bean gases assplode violently*

 

[Tacel]

*Catches bomb*
Hahah! Aww yeah.
...O.O
*Kerboom*

 

[smashfan666]

(gets up, limps to the door, selects keycard (taking a bit of damage from the fart in the process), and exits)

 

[Blargy]

*dies again*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*dies again*

What the heck?!
The jigglypuffs are supposed the ones that die first in all the movies.
*Ragequits, tosses my popcorn and drink at the projected image and leaves the theater*

 

[smashfan666]

what got up his ***? (back to the movie) ooh! this is getting good!

diddy kong: "better watch out, banjo! i've got a missile!"

banjo: "(laughs) i've got an oil slick!"

conker: "I GOTS ME A JACK DANIELS, WOOOOOOOO! (spins out) AAAAAAAAAAA- (drinks) WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (crashes into a pile of crap) ugh... ah, poo."

(the great mighty poo arises)

great mighty poo: "does somebody need an encore?"

conker: "*GAAAAAAAAAASP!*"

(the words 'DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE' appear)

great mighty poo: "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE OR YOU'LL BE IN DEEP ****!"

all rights to diddy kong racing, banjo kazooie, conker's bad fur day, etc. are property of nintendo, whatever company owns banjo-kazooie, and RARE inc., and NiN10Doh!: To the 64'th Power scene copyright of kirbopher & Newgrounds.com.

 

[Tacel]

all rights to diddy kong racing, banjo kazooie, conker's bad fur day, etc. are property of nintendo, whatever company owns banjo-kazooie, and RARE inc.,

Rare owns them all.

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Drinks tea* ...quite quiet around these parts, no?

 

[Tacel]

IT'S BEEN QUIETER.

 

[smashfan666]

(after exiting the theater)

i prrrropose a musical battle!

he's climbin' your windows, choppin' your people up,
choppin' choppin',

so ya' better hide your kids, hide your wife,
hide your kids, hide your wife,
hide your kids, hide your wife,
and hide your husbands, 'cause he's slicing everybody out there!

you don't have to come and confess, we're looking for you,
we're gonna find you, we're gonna find you
so you can run until that, run until that, run until that knife, knife knife knife knife!
i guess that's just one more good reason why you should lock your doors at night!

the knife got away, leaving behind evidence!
i was attacked by some idiot in the kitchen!
you're an apple! you're an apple! you're an apple!
KNIFE!

he's climbing your windows, choppin' your people up,
choppin' choppin'

so ya' better hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husbands, 'cause he's slicing everybody out there!

you don't have to come and confess, we're looking for you,
we're gonna find you, we're gonna find you
so you can run until that, run until that, run until that knife, knife knife knife knife!

...yeah, screw that. (takes out an uzi, locking onto tacel)

 

[Kantrip]

*Ahem-hem... Miimimimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!*

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?

HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR!!

(takes out toilet paper, locking onto smashfan666)

 

[smashfan666]

(blasts toilet paper, aiming for crimsonfeint next)

his coconut gun, can fire and spurt,
if he shoots ya', it's gonna hurt!

(blasts crimsonfeint)

 

[Kantrip]

Finally, he's here for you, it's the last member of the DK crew.
(inflates himself just like a balloon, dodges the coconut)

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Gets hit by the stray coconut* ...
*takes out a bob-omb and throws it right into the coconut gun's firing hole*
Dat Bob-ombs

 

[smashfan666]

oh shi-

bob-omb: "ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! ...wait, wrong type of-"

*city leveling explosion*

(single cough, then falls over)

 

[baileykruse]

I have just mastered a new elemental power... I slow down time for everyone but me, so which I can harm you at my average speed, but it is still too quick for you to harm me.

 

[smashfan666]

baileykruse, i went through the whole 'new guy' stuff, too. so i get what you're thinking. but everyone's just going to think no better of you and tell you, in their own way, to just piss off and die. like right here for instance, pretending to just slow down time and act like a god at the game? that's just dumb, baileykruse. come back once you've gathered a little more knowledge from previous thread posts and know REAL battle techniques and strategies. right now, you're not even worth the time.

(ignores baileykruse and his link to a site that has nothing to do with this thread and goes off to fight someone else)

 

[Kantrip]

(sees a distracted smashfan, lines up the dual-wielded peanut popguns... AND... forgets to let go of the trigger....)

KERBLOOM KERBLOOM

 

[smashfan666]

(notices explosion)

there you are! (sends an army of crabs after crimsonfeint)

 

[Kantrip]

one of these krabs is not like the other ones, one of these krabs evolved!
oh sh-

-pinch-

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... PERISH SONG!!!

Everyone will faint in 3 posts

EDIT: Or shall I say... Feint?

 

[smashfan666]

oh, crab. this isn't looking good...

COME TO ME, MY CRABS! LET'S GET THE **** OUTTA HERE! snip! snip! snip! (runs off with krabbys & kingler) SCUTTLE AWAAAAAY!

 

[UberMario]

And now, destruction rains down from the heavens!

 

[Kantrip]

The world's Perish Song count fell to 1!

(transforms into an Exploud)

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Returns world into its pokeball*

 

[Kantrip]

Perish Song count fell to 0.

The world is safe in its pokéball!

It doesn't affect Exploud....

Perish Song had no effect.

 

[smashfan666]

(comes back)

did we all die a horrible death yet, pinchy?

(notices everyone's still alive) WHEW! still alive! (dances like a crab while "Still Alive" plays in the background)

now let's kill this gator guy. AFTER THEM, MY CRABS! (the same army of crabs from earlier goes after everyone while i pinch the f*** out of crimsonfeint)

crabby, HEHEHEHEH!

 

[Link2thelost90]

*watches as the crabs attack Feint*
...lol
*One crab knocks over my drink from the table*
:fuuu:
*puts on a cowboy hat while taking out 2 small firearms and starts shooting every last one of them leaving none of them alive after the crab related massacre; I spin both of the firarms before putting them back and adjusting my hat*
Killin Sum crabs be thirsty work...
*grabs a drink from the refrigerator and has a sip*
Refreshing

 

[smashfan666]

(face2face with link2thelost) i have my eye on you, crab-killer. (ominously fades into the shadows while making pinching motions) snappety snappety snap...

 

[Kantrip]

(A BOOM sound is heard as I blast away to a safe zone through a barrel to rest. The lobstrocities managed to take fingers off my shooting hand).

Go on then, there are other worlds then these....

LOOKS LIKE KRIMSON'S BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

 

[WoodyWiggins]

*walks around, kicking an empty red can.

 

[Dru2]

i used to post in here. it was alot more active back then.....