Forum Fight!!!!

[UberMario]

Thanks. *makes everyone, including myself, get stuck in a room with a moose*

 

[smashfan666]

are you familiar with peripeteia? well, it has to do with getting ****ed by a reversal of fortune. similar to THIS flop.






.......well played, uber.

 

[mars16]

Slaps Uber in face with fish and drops a 30 pound bowling ball on Smashfan's foot...

 

[UberMario]

*causes it to rain sandwiches covered in chili peppers, which everyone accidenally swallows.*

"Ay, there's no water in this room!"

 

[mars16]

Umm tasty!!!!

Adds sprinkles and melted cheese

 

[smashfan666]

(after swallowing chili peppers)

AAAGH!! WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY CANTEEN TODAY?!

(runs around with fire shooting out of mouth)

 

[Tacel]

*Drinks milk*
You guys are so uneducated.

 

[UberMario]

"GIVE ME THAT MILK!"

*trips, then lands on my stomach, causing me to belch a flame which ignites TAL and, more importantly, the milk*

 

[smashfan666]

(gasps, scorching the inside of my throat)

*strangles ubermario, burning his face as i'm talking* YOU FRICKIN' IDIOT! without that milk, NOBODY can douse their case of fire-breath!

(slaps ubermario)

0.0 wait... maybe this isn't ALL bad.

(chases after ubermario, attempting to burn him)

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Eats banana and tosses it in Smashfan's way to Uber*
I a...woops

 

[Tacel]

Hahah. I like this guy.

 

[UberMario]

*Smashfan slides on the peel, scorching Link2thelost and pushing TAL off a cliff*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Uses large fan to fan out the fire on me and on to a random bystandering tree*
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
*Rides a moving large anchor on to Smashfan's bed crushing then one piece of his bed smacks him in the head*

 

[Blargy]

*Walks in*

OMG A PERSON WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS THERE MAY BE HOPE STILL!!!!

*Punches link*

 

[Link2thelost90]

: Oww ;-;
Haha too good
*Tosses Blargy into a hard covered book*
Wait...now that I that think about it mighta been awesomer if I did it in reverse lets see :3
*tosses a hard covered book at uber*
Learning...JUST GOT BETTER!!! =D
/Caps

 

[Tacel]

Nobody hurts Uber!
*Throws balled up tissue at Link*

 

[UberMario]

*tissue explodes for absolutely no reason, sending Link and Blargy onto an oil slick next to the flaming tree*

 

[Tacel]

*Sees flaming tree*
Brother!
*Weeps*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Throws bucket at tree*
Crap... forgot the water. :/

 

[UberMario]

*bucket melts, creating a line of metal to the oil slick Blargy and Link are on, which causes it to burst into flames aswell [due to the heat]*

Wow, I must be SWF's Weegee, because all I have to do is stare at anything here and something goes terribly wrong.

*everything goes wrong*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[StinkomanFan]

*puts on sunglasses*
Now I'm safe... but I can't see a thing.
*walks forward and trips on a beartrap*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*uses Supa Hax ice cube suit to escapes flaming tree with Blargy and puts a Mirror in front of Uber so he'll see himself*
Im gonna go use TAL to put out the flames =D
*uses TAL's tears for the tree like a high powered hose*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Supa Hax ice cube suit

Not if my ultra troll Vanilla Ice suit says anything about it!
*blocks hose*

 

[UberMario]

*stares at self*

*mirror cracks, and then I explode*

Has anyone seen my left ear?

 

[Link2thelost90]

*watches as Uber's ear hits the the vanilla ice suit blows and both blow up in a large explosion*
No not the ice cream D':
*Weeps with TAL*

 

[Blargy]

*Gets up*

Sorry I blacked out when I fell

*Looks up to see TAL and Link weeping*

I DIDNT MEAN TO BURN YOUR DOG

 

[StinkomanFan]

*lands headfirst from the earlier explosion*

 

[UberMario]

So is that burnt dog a hot dog? Har har har.

*throws dog*

Oh wait, that dog was still alive!

*dog lands on everyone*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*looks random a dog* Sup Dawg
Do I look like a dog to you *takes out blaster and point at me*
Silly Doggy your doing it wrong >:l
*takes blaster from him and uses it to toss a piece of dog poo at everyone but me & Wolf*
There dun like a boss.
...

 

[smashfan666]

(gets owned)

...well...

it appears that we're...

in some deep ****...

(takes out flame sword and slashes link2thelost & )

 

[Tacel]

Link2thelost and who?

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Uses Tal's unbreakable sunglasses as a sheild and rolls out of the way a the glasses burn*
They said it was unbreakable...oh well they're not my glasses <__<
*Gets on a random helicopter to get eggs and various other objects so I can use Smashfan's flaming sword to cook with*

 

[Blargy]

*Grabs a roflcopter and chases after link*

 

[quote]

*Unloads 30 super missiles on Blargy's roflcopter.*

 

[Tacel]

*Unloads 30 super missiles on Blargy's roflcopter.*

That's not nice.

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Comes back from the store, eating some chips*
Alrighty then now to use Smashfan's Flaming sword as a cooking utensil. :3
*notices Blargy's burning Roflcopter*
0.o...oooor I could use this.
*cooks some eggs on the Roflcopter but tosses the eggshells at Tal by accident*

 

[StinkomanFan]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dives infront of Tal*

 

[Blargy]

*Crashes into the store causing a giant crater in stinko head*

 

[smashfan666]

(treads over to blargy) you will DIE!

(shoots napalm bombs at blargy)

 

[UberMario]

Everything seems normal, and then this happens.