Forum Fight!!!!

[DtJ S2n]

on a technicality, you are right. but that wii was reduced to pieces anyway, so... gotta order a new one.

let's see, there's the replacement for the Broken Wii Console (with enclosed wiimotes & nunchunks), replacements for the Shattered Accessories caught in the crossfire, the New Smashboards Crossing game copy that was still in the wii at the time, Wii Points Cards to get back all the channels, wiiware, and virtual console titles, shipping & handling tax for the wii, 10%-they're-scraping-off-the-top-behind-our-backs tax for the wii, hummina huh, carry the G...

...anyone willing to hold a fundraiser?

I just have to comment that you have no idea how badly this put off my ad-bot sensors, I was getting really worried that they had evolved or something.

When your ghost climbs up the Senate Summit to go to the great beyond, as a protector of the holy lands of Smashboards, I ban your ghost from the afterlife (that's gotta hurt.)

 

[MPH Deku]

...you're not saying he's forced to stay here, inside me, are you? D|

 

[smashfan666]

0_0

ah, well. seeing as i am now your split-personality or some ****, let's make the best of it. (walks MPH's body to a card store)

(holds up a 30) 1 bakugan starter pack, please. (is handed starter pack)

clerk: "thank you for your purchase"

keep the change...

(after leaving, eats the receipt)

 

[MPH Deku]

...okay, some ground rules for being my parasite. :S

One, don't make me feed yer ball-toy addiction with made-up units of currency I don't actually have.

Two, sprinkle any paper you want me to eat with some salt first. >.o

Three, no touching anything! Especially not us!

...I mean me. >.<

And seventh, GET OUT!!

*throws self into a woodchipper*

 

[smashfan666]

great, now we're BOTH dead.

...well, best find someone else to possess.

(finds blargy's deceased corpse) aah, perfect! (reanimates the corpse) he won't mind. after all, he never comes here anymore.

(pulls out wolf gun) hasta la vista, (shoots st3am*punk) MUTHA****A!

 

[MPH Deku]

*walks out of a respawner*

Yup....sooooo dead. So very very ohmigawsh is that Blargy? o.o

*tackles smashfan and stabs his face with a knife*

WHERE'VE YA BEEN?! X3

 

[smashfan666]

(shoves MPH Deku off) places no-one should ever go. and conquered the once thought to be unconquerable.

(holds MPH Deku at gunpoint) i'd almost forgotten how much fun it is to be who i am. so i came back to rediscover that long lost pleasure. (shoots deku after driving the gun's spike into his/her head) and now, i have some scores to settle...

(walks off to pwn the other people who play this game)

 

[MPH Deku]

*sits still bleeding gently*

...whoa. Blargy grew some balls. :o

*summons up a huge greataxe and stalks after smashfan :3*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Sees Smashfan in Blargy body*
Holy ****, a Zombie!
*Takes out my sword*
I will put you out of you misery..so you can finally find peace in the afterlife.

 

[MPH Deku]

*points pointedly at Link2thelost90 while looking at CrimsonFeint*

See, now that's a guy seeing himself as his avatar like a fourmforum fight pro. :3

Anyway.

*holds the butt end of the axe towards smashfan and fires a missle at him*

 

[smashfan666]

hmm... that MPH is persistent. (uses wolf flash many times)

BEAT...

YOUR...

***...

(finishes him/her with a smash attack) DONGREL!

 

[MPH Deku]

*watches what I can only assume is smashfan flashing brilliantly like a
shining star!*

Preeeeeeettyyyyyy*is side-A'd into the wall*

X~x

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Jabs my sword threw Blargy's neck while he is suffering from the lag of his attack then use my broken chain from Smashboards vs Capcom*

 

[smashfan666]

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW!

(removes sword from neck) SCREW you. (stabs link2thelost with his own sword, then uses a medkit)

better step up my game, i only got 3 of these left.

 

[MPH Deku]

*sticks a scythe into the top of smashfan's spinal column*

Hiiiiiii. ^w^

*rips downward*

 

[smashfan666]

now you're just too dumb to quit. (removes scythe and stabs MPH Deku in the heart with it)

you know not who you are messing with...

 

[MPH Deku]

*the scythe disappears before it reaches it's mark and reappears back in my hands*

Sure I do! Yer Blargy! That guy that we all had a pretty easy time killing. :D

 

[Link2thelost90]

*uses apple gel on self and observes the battle from the Haliberd and drinks some soda*
Should I be helping?

 

[smashfan666]

(sees a smash ball) !!! IT'S MY VICTORY!

(repeatedly attacks the smash ball and uses final smash)

we're gonna have fun with this thing!

(landmaster comes down and i use it to squash MPH and break into the haliberd) LINK2THELOST. this time, you're MINE...

(drives gun spike into his heart and shoots) i show no mercy.

(kicks link2thelost off the haliberd)

 

[MPH Deku]

*gets squished! ...then somehow ends up sitting on the Landmastah's main cannon*

Weeeeee. |3

 

[Kantrip]

Halibird? Does finally have an evolution?

*grabs link2thelost90 off the cannon and then into the cannon*

*cackles and flies away*

 

[MPH Deku]

*points to CrimsonFeint*

Target sighted at 10 o'clock Cap'n Blargy! Fire at will! :D

 

[Kantrip]

*hears this and holds out an autofire barrel pointed away from myself*

 

[smashfan666]

(as the landmaster runs out of power, i jump out and grab onto crimsonfeint, having MPH Deku fall to his/her doom)

you won't get away from me! (slices crimsonfeint's bones/entire body structure to pieces, then uses blargy's broken teleportation powers to teleport to a cliff)

...weaklings, the bunch of ya'.

 

[Kantrip]

*dry bones style get-up*

Teleporting? Now this is just ridiculous.... *pulls put telekinetic anchor that disables teleporting*

 

[MPH Deku]

*uses flowery maid-type dress to float to the ground*

Silly Blargy. Fall deaths are never successful. ;P

 

[smashfan666]

(dashes at MPH and stabs him/her with the gun spike) goba ya zoom.

(lands on a second cliff)

 

[MPH Deku]

*clutches chest*

...stab wounds....maybe. >.o

*leans heavily on a railgun and fires it off at smashfan before fainting from bloodloss*

 

[smashfan666]

(dodges railgun shot) you missed.

(goes after crimsonfeint to disable the telekinetic anchor)

 

[Kantrip]

No! MPH Deku! We must band together against the tyrannical smashfan!

*takes off bandana and uses it to stem the blood flow*

 

[MPH Deku]

...urk...

*reaches hand out*

....let me know.....if you see........a Radioshack. DX

*faints in CrimsonFeint's arms...becoming the ultimate weapon! MPHandgrenade!*

 

[smashfan666]

(sees a nearby pit of wet cement and jumps by it, holding crimsonfeint over said pit)

any last words?

 

[Kantrip]

Say hello to my li-

BOOOOOOOOOM!

Hey MPHandgrenadeku, you didn't let me finish....

*firey explosion engulfs us all*

 

[MPH Deku]

*parts gather and form until MPH is revived. dusts self off*

Oh, yes....yes.......aaaaaall according to plan... |3

*strikes a Shantotto pose* Oooooohohohohohoooo~

 

[Kantrip]

(shattered bones litter the battlefield. As the camera pans to the right, scattered ribs and femurs and a skull are seen, leaking marrow and blood. A bandana, soaked a deep Crimson, can be seen. So too can planks of wood, 200 bob-ombs, a railgun, a cracked warp pipe and a writhing piranha plant, a box labelled "rejected shipment - timbuktwoooooo", and small piles of burning rubble.)

 

[MPH Deku]

...oh dear. But what will I do about this mess? D:

....hmm....

*blows a hole in the ground with a bom-omb, dumps the skeletal remains of CrimsonFeint within, and covers them with the railgun. then dips finger into ash left from the carnage and draws funny pictures on smashfan's face before placing him in the timbukto box and placing it atop the warp pipe*

There. Spit-spot. And now for tea. ^.^

.....there's no more tea.

I destroyed it all.

....

...*sniff*...

*cries >~<*

 

[smashfan666]

(in the box, i rub my finger across my face, noticing ashes drawn in peculiar patterns)

...she still lives.

(breaks out of the box, grabs a smash ball, and rides the landmaster away to find MPH Deku)

 

[MPH Deku]

*sits deep underground in the hidden Starbucks, gulping down a vente cappucino between words*

Dammit....took it all out! Left the coffee but not the tea....! Not the tea....! Not the-

*MPH suddenly hears the sound of a rumbling somewhere overhead*

...is that Blargy? He lives? :o

Maybe he's got some tea. :D

*stands on a platform and pushes a button, rising to the surface*

 

[smashfan666]

(landmaster disappears)

crap, forgot about the landmaster's limited time...

(whips out gun) i sense that MPH is right below me. best be ready.

 

[MPH Deku]

*the ground underneath smashfan opens up, and he falls down down down onto a platform -SPLAT-. then a large object gets pressed into his backside*

YOU TELL ME WHERE THE TEA IS OR I SWEAR I'LL UNLOAD ALL THIS CRACKLY FIREY RAILGUN STUFF INTO YOU, BLARGY! D:<