Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

(i have selected link2thelost90 vs Patinator vs st3am*punk vs getocoolaid in the battle arena, and now have a ventus stinglash against a pyrus terrorclaw)

st3am*punk (in-game): "gate card, open!"

heh, this guy's toast.

link2thelost90 (in-game): "ability card, activate!"

[SPIN BATTLE REDO]

|----start the battle----|
|over as a spin battle.|

(proceeds to spin my way to victory)

(pyrus terrorclaw gets owned)

link2thelost90 (in-game): "see? it's a simpleton's game."

aah, witty remarks by people who don't actually play the game...

...i'm going to shoot that guy.

 

[Dru2]

*jumps onto st3am*punk's back and inserts a pair of knives into his neck*

Long time no see, Lash. :3

sup :D i'm so glad you remember me *profusely bleeding*

*hides under link2 since it seems Lash just came here to reference MLP an not to say hi :x*

...suuuuuuuper safe. -w-

Aagh, i'm so sorry, i keep forgetting about this thread D: i swear i was gonna get active.

Anyway, i can't really tell wtf is going on at the moment, imma transform into carnage and start destroying stuff
*transforms into Carnage* *rips out knives and throws them back at Deku*

 

[smashfan666]

basically, here's what's happening so far, st3am*punk...

link2thelost is trying to blow up the thread with bombs

MPH Deku is trying to hide in plain sight

i'm playing Bakugan Smashboards Brawlers waiting for people to acknowledge that my spin-off thread exists and for someone's CHALLENNNNNNNNNNNGE! :stinkoman:

and you're standing in quicksand...

 

[Dru2]

oh, that's cool............................................. HAAAAALP!!!1!!1!11!!!

 

[MPH Deku]

*catches knives in a bag, then pulls out chain sickle and throws it out to Lash*

Catch thiiiiis! D:

 

[Link2thelost90]

*jumps on Lash's head to get over the quicksand then notices chain sickle flying straight at me*
O.o...Go go gadget heli-hat
*uses hat to fly out of the way*

 

[Dru2]

*catches chain sickle in teeth*
Symbiote powers are very handy >:3

*sees bomb from linky coming at me* 0.0 Oh Shi- *shoots web at bomb* *bomb blows up web* *more bombs fly at me* FUUUUUUUUUUU- *ka boom*

EDIT: 8888'th post in this thread ftw! X3

 

[Segastorm]

*show up with my awesome powers of mirror and save LASH by reflecting the bombs. *

Hey, without you, this battle would get boring.

 

[MPH Deku]

...excellent.

*throws a second chain sickle towards Lash*

Hopr ya got two mouths're somethin'! :3

 

[smashfan666]

(spins my battle ax) HOLD IT!

(chops segastorm in half) TAKE THAT!

 

[Segastorm]

*reappears*

Mirror Powers really do come in handy, isn't that right my 2 dopplegangers?

*Dopplegangers nodd*

*Uses a wand to throw some mirrors at smashfan*

Shoot that down Smashbag!!

 

[smashfan666]

(catches mirror, which i throw back at segastorm. then catches & throws another, and another, and another, ad infinum)

that, my friend, is what happens when you time a grab correctly and your opponent can create solid mirrors as weapons.

 

[MPH Deku]

*blinks, then starts to work at wrapping smashfan up in chains, humming a tune*

 

[Segastorm]

*The song Pareidolia plays for no apparent reason*

 

[smashfan666]

MPH, i'm starting to get the assumptions that you're deliberately looking for excuses not to post in my thread and that you actually think that chains will work on me.

(my strength breaks through the chains, one of which gets lodged in segastorms eye)

now that i have your attention, farewell to thee, fellow battlers. *exits thread*

 

[MPH Deku]

...didn't I explain to him I'm on vacation and don't quite have the tine for huge posts in Forum Fight Story? :x

Oh well.

*starts setting up a raigun*

 

[Segastorm]

*Gets Waddle Dee eye doctor to fix eye*

Eye Doctor: Well, your eye's all better now, but don't you think it was kinda risky coming here in the middle of a battle?

Me: No

*Creates Simirror helper and Inhales Waddle Dee doctor to become Beam Kirby.*

 

[smashfan666]

@MPHDeku oh... that i can understand. i just didn't really find anything in the forum games relating to it, and thus, it didn't cross my mind until now.

(listens to this while hacking at segastorm and simirror with my battle ax)

 

[MPH Deku]

Ohoho, so a laser fight, eeeeh? :3

...

*gets far to the other side of the room out of Beam's range and fires a railgun round at Sega*

 

[Segastorm]

*dodges both attacks, barely*

dang, gangattacking, only one solution to this

*Flies away on warp star*

When I come back, you'll all be my slaves!! Not just you two, but every ****ing being in existence!!

*The song Pareidolia ended, now the song Not Ready To Die plays for no apparent reason*

 

[MPH Deku]

Slave huh what? O.o

*puts on tinfoil hat quickly before adjusting the railguns posiion to pound smashfan with fire*

 

[Dru2]

*Sees chain sickle from 13 posts ago flying @ me*

O.o AAAIIIEEEE *dodges*
whew
I must call Pinkie Pie for help!

PINKIE! I NEED HELP MAKING CUPCAKES!
*Pinkie rushes in w/ hacksaw* did somepony say CUPCAKES? >:D

 

[smashfan666]

o.O oh, sh**...

(twirls battle ax around) you're glue, pony! (axes pinkie pie)

you're next, *****. (goes after Lash//D while this plays)

 

[MPH Deku]

*jumps onto pinkie's back*

YEEEEEEEEEHAW! X3

 

[Segastorm]

*Dream fountains on Popstar,Floria, and Aquarius have been activated*

 

[smashfan666]

(i've managed to catch up to lash)

(this plays)

ARE YOU READY?

(strikes at lash with my ax)

 

[Dru2]

Pinkie: *steps in front of me and takes axe to head*
me: PINKIE!!!!! D:
Pinkie: Oh don't worry, where wr'ee'er goninogoingggg, ekyhgwe won't neeh;d/43ddfgfr SHE COMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pinkie used Zal ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ go at ͡҉҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘t ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘ack! ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊ ͡҉҉ ͡҉҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘

 

[smashfan666]

...should i call an exorcist?

 

[MPH Deku]

Ooh cool. Demonic bloodlusting pony doll. :D

 

[smashfan666]

(demon pinkie pie spreads darkness everywhere, trapping MPH, Lash, and i in a shadowy, evil, giygas-type plane)

oh emm jeebus... i can't see THIS ending well...

(now this plays)

 

[Dru2]

O.O Oh eff.......where are we? *hides behind Smashfan*

@MPH you should see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2IGH4s8Uy8 (warning: it is a screamer around 3:07, but only then (well, there are a few screeches around 3:00, but no freaky pics til 3:07ish))

 

[MPH Deku]

...this looks...Yume Nikki-ish? :o

*hops on a bicycle and pulls smash and Lash onto it, riding around*

(( ...can you tell me what the video is first, please? ^.^; ))

 

[smashfan666]

GAAAAaaaah! i'll take that ear worm hypnotic video over going through this!

(tries to play this on lash's ipod, but it comes out al garbled & g-majory)

oh, god... (hands lash back his ipod)

guys... you may want to avert your ears... cuz' in about 1 second after i finish this, i'm going to scream in a high-pitched manner while running away, hoping to high heaven that i get out of here, thanks to the pure creepy in this place.

(1 second later)

(is running away, but looping around the same spot over and over and over again.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

[Dru2]

@MPH oh, sure. Well, the video is called "This is why Luna was not at the Grand Galloping Gala"
It's a play through of a computer game of MLP, however, the game itself is really just supposed to scare you and make you feel bad for Luna (the pony you are playing as)

You start out in a forest, and you just run right for like an eternity, and it gets darker as you go until you finally get to a pit that you can jump over. however, if you jump over it, the game will shout at you "COME OUT" in a distorted voice. and your only option is to jump into the hole. the second you do, a zalgofied pony picture pops up and some really loud demonic voice saying "LOVE ME" plays (scared the eff outta me the first time i watched the video)

Then it cuts to black, and you come back to Luna, your pony, who is lying on the ground in pieces. then after about 5 seconds, her closed eye turs hollow with no pupils, then it cuts to black, the game screeches again, and then it's over.

I would have just left the whole thing a surprise, but i don't like sending people screamers, i feel to bad for it ^^'

*is holding on to the bicycle*

*plays this for background music *

 

[MPH Deku]

(( okay, thanks. I wouldn'tve minded the screamer but I get weird over link following sometimes. :x ))

 

[Dru2]

i know how you feel :/ i've had like 75 threats detected on my virus scanner this past 2 weeks

 

[smashfan666]

i know how you feel, guys. once, in the middle of the night, i watched this video full of ed edd n eddy: mis ed-ventures glitches. i payed no heed to the warnings about the screamer. the second it came up, i freaked, took my headphones off, and backed up into the piano. i don't remember what the pic looked like, i think it was a zombie face...

seriously, people who put screamers in videos randomly like that... NOT FUNNY!!!

(crawls into fetal position)

demon pinkie pie: "(distorted speech) *translation: uuhm, remember me?*"

 

[Segastorm]

*Dream Fountains on Skyhigh,Hotbeat, and Cavius have been activated*

 

[smashfan666]

seriously, though. we need to find some way out of this hell. cuz' it looks like we're just looping by the same area, with the same giygas expy...

my brain: "(ker-boingy-boingy!)"

*eyes spinning* ow...

 

[MPH Deku]

Hang on a seeeeeec....I sense a disturbance in the cosmos. e.e

*pinches own cheek and appears in the real world place, abandoning smash and Lash*