Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

NONONONONONODON'TLEAVEUSHERENNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!



...f**k.

well, looks like we're stuck here, lash. stuck in eternal nightmare for the rest of our lives.

 

[Dru2]

*walks up to MPH*
There you are! man, you're late.

MPH(forgive me, but i'm going to make you say something, just play along): late? late for what? where are we?
Me: where are we? well, at the movies, duh! we're here to see Transfromers 3 with Smashfan
Smashfan: *waves for no apparent reason*

EDIT: AW F*CK, smashfan, you ruined it. i was trying to make it as if the whole hell sequence was a dream

 

[smashfan666]

sorry, but then again, due to the nature of this evil zone, i'm not in the best mental condition right now. sorry, we're closed.

...

(slams head into ground) I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN!

 

[Segastorm]

*Dream fountians on Mekkai and Half-Moon have been activated*

*Flies to Nova*

Nova: I will grant you one wish

Me: I wish to control everything in existence!!!

Nova: OK > 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!

*Nova flies somewhere to fufill my wish*

*I turn into my true form, Segastorm the hedgehog(my new avatar).*

See if you can kill be now....

*Follows Nova*

 

[smashfan666]

(since this has happened to my mental state, thanks to demon pinkie pie, i am of no help to you)

(reading a book upside-down) quack, quack...

 

[MPH Deku]

...TRANSFORMERS 3?! Nooooooooooo!! D:

*runs out of theater screaming and waving arms in the air crazily*

 

[Dru2]

Wait!! i heard it was alot better than the last one!! D: *chases after mph*

 

[Segastorm]

*The Earth is starting to dimensionally rumble, with an image of Nova replacing the sun*

*While Nova continues to alter the Earth, I sit in his insides and protect him from outside harm*

*PS, being the dark copy of the iltimate life-form, I have all of Shadow's powers.*

 

[MPH Deku]

I saw it, I saw it, the first hour is good but then last two hours are NOTHING BUT EXPLOSIONS ALL TIME I nearly fell ASLEEP why is there a Sonic fan character in the sky? :x

 

[smashfan666]

(snaps out of it) AAGH! BRBLBLBLBLBLBL!!! woah... my mind feels like... processed cloud cuckooland. where was i for the las- HOLY SH**, IT'S NOVA!!!

(nova himself is on collision course with earth)

NOT... ON... MY... WATCH... *******!!!

(uberstomp-jumps into nova)

where is he?! COME ON OUT, SEGASTORM! I'LL SLICE EVERY DEVICE IN HERE UNTIL I FIND YOU!

(starts splitting nova apart with battle ax)

 

[Segastorm]

*I use chaos rift and banish him to the fabric of time and space*

Aww smashfan, you woke up just for me didn't you?

*Repairs Nova's damages.*

 

[Dru2]

o rly? i haven't seen it yet. Now i feel like i don't wanna go see it

Oh gawd, stupidly overpowered Sonic Fancharas taking over the world. My worst dreams realized

my mind feels like... processed cloud cuckooland

Aw. to. the. yeah :D

Banjo Tooie reference ftw

 

[Segastorm]

*Earth's atmosphere starts to turn into that of the inside of the black comet*

*Flag of America is replaced by Segastorm ICON*

 

[smashfan666]

(floating through time and space)

segastorm...

...you'll regret this.

(because i an in the timespace fabric, i reappear just behind segastorm)

miss me? (lops segastorm's head off with ax)

 

[Segastorm]

*Comes back to life*

I anticipated that, so I drank quick revive, enginered by DR. Ludvig Maxis himself.

*Uses chaos blast, knocking smashfan out of Nova*

Adeu, Adeu, Adeu, to you and you and you

*Teleports to another universe*

*Normal Humans start to become corrupted and believe I am their God*

 

[MPH Deku]

>.>

<.<

*pinches cheek again and 'wakes up' next to Sega*

:3

 

[Dru2]

*magically appears next to segastorm for no reason* oh, hey it's you....uh.....don't hurt me?

 

[smashfan666]

(is stuck back on earth due to not having teleportation powers anymore because when i changed my avatar, blargy's body, and all the abilities that went with it, were lost)

i should not have changed my avatar when i did...

(looks around for a rocket or teleporter or something to get me to segastorm)

you'll pay for this, segastorm...

 

[Dru2]

wait, we're who we are according to our avis?

..................MUFFINS!!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

yes, here's what we are as far as i can tell...

segastorm = sonic fanchar

MPH Deku = Yan/Tsundere

Lash//D = a My Little Pony character

smashfan666 = Battle Ax Vladitor

 

[Dru2]

Yaaaaay i'm Derpy :D

*flies around while spilling muffins everywhere*
DIVEBOOOOOOOOOMB!!!!! *dives toward Smashfan*

 

[Segastorm]

Lash and MPH, I won't kill you if you go get the star rod for me, what do you say?

 

[Dru2]

that's what wheatley said on portal 2, but he tried to kill me anyway

 

[smashfan666]

no chance, sega.

(axes segastorm in the head)

 

[Segastorm]

woah woah woah, how'd you get to me in the first place (real question)

with the forum fight....

*reappears behind smashfan via teleportation*

ahh smashfan, just the man I was hoping to see about now, let's make a deal, you stop trying to kill me, I give you control of the Earth, and I'll revert it back to it's origional state. How's that sound? Besides, if you kill me now, the Earth will never go back to normal again, and niether will the people on it.

*Small Rumble*

Ahh, we're nearing star haven

 

[smashfan666]

..,very well.

and now that i have total control, i'd like to make a few... changes for the better...

(slams axe into the ground and everyone turns into bakugan)

this is how we fight in the thread from now on! now we battle!

(lands on a gate card)

announcer: "STAND!"

 

[Segastorm]

I just said the Earth, we're not on Earth

 

[smashfan666]

maybe, but still, it's too late now. we are already in bakugan forms.

(lash is thrown onto another gate card)

 

[Segastorm]

you win smashfan, lol

 

[Dru2]

idk what a gate card is, i'm just enjoyin' the show

 

[Segastorm]

hey, give me some of that popcorn!!

*takes seat next to Lash and eat his popcorn while watching the show.

 

[smashfan666]

a gate card is essentially a battle zone in the bakugan game

(segastorm is thrown onto the same gate card as lash)

announcer: "STAND!"

Subterra Lash//D, 350g

Pyrus Segastorm, 400g

announcer: "gate card, open!"

(Lash's g power goes up 100g, and sega's goes up 80g)

 

[Kantrip]

Rambi Dash returns!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

-sees bakugan arena-

Uh-oh, smashfan's been up to his old tricks. Derpy? Is that you?

*throws rhino horn ivory marbles onto the arena*

 

[MPH Deku]

How does I bakugans? D:

Do I gotta be Helios? I dun wanna be Helios. :<

 

[Dru2]

why yes it is, Rambi Dash :D

Crap, i know nothing about Bakugan D: (wanders helplessly still as a pegasus pony around the arena)

 

[Segastorm]

It's okay Pegasus Pony, I know nothing about Bakugan either.

 

[MPH Deku]

So we all agree.

Bakugan is weird and we don't get it.

 

[Dru2]

How do i bey blades?

Anyway, i gotta get some sleep. Nite, everypony *flies off to home in Ponyville*

 

[MPH Deku]

Gnight Pani Pony Lash. :o

*plants C4 on him as he goes*

 

[Segastorm]

I need to rest as well, see you tomorrow

*Teleports to Space Colony ARK*