Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

Yeah. Was trying it to see if it was any healthier.

It probably is since things that are bad for you tend to taste good. An' vice versa. :x

...

*nibbles thoughtfully on the poptart bit*

 

[smashfan666]

(back to the bakugan battle)

bakupod: "HAOS 2 FAILED."

nice try. but haos 2 only works if your bakugan is at least 160g lower than mine. i know this because i looked the information up on the bakugan wiki.

(laserman shoots monarus, turning both back into ball form and winning me the gate card)

i'd form a better strategy if you're going to win against me. BAKUGAN, BRAWL!

(a darkus hydranoid opens on the other gate card)

hydranoid, stand!

don't ask about him, he came with the avatar.

bakupod: "DARKUS HYDRANOID, 550G"

 

[Tacel]

*Uses power of the great 502*
I win.

 

[smashfan666]

(comes out of 502 with barely a scratch)

hah! you think you can win just because of technical difficulties? i spam refresh until i get results.

 

[Tacel]

*Use 502 again*
It's annoying, though.

EDIT:

That was the cat part. Not the Poptart part.

*9,001st post*

 

[smashfan666]

(escapes only with minimal damage. which, combined with the previous 502, would actually equal a fairly decent impact)

that it is. the 502 errors are annoying.

bakupod: "STILL AWAITING SEGASTORM'S MOVE"

 

[Tacel]

You won't get any commands!
*Spams 502 over and over again*
Bahahahahah!

 

[MPH Deku]

So TAL's mastered internet error messages now?

Uuuuuhm....

*retrieves discarded pompoms and cheerleads behind Tacel*

GO GO ACE! DISCONNECT 'EM ALL except for me. >.<

 

[Tacel]

Controlling internet error messages comes with the power of Tree Magic.
Obvi.

 

[smashfan666]

(due to the excessive 502 attacks, not only am i badly injured and the thread is starting to collapse, leaving only ruin and desolation in forum fight and no survivors, but he bakugan game is being affected as well)

bakupod: "DARKUS HYDRANOID DROPS TO 310G DUE TO FORCE OUTSIDE OF BATTLE"

stop immediately! look what you're doing! you're causing the bakugan match ill effects, and the thread itself is being affected, too! if this continues, the thread, and all who have ever used it, will be terminated!

bakupod: "BAKUPOD GAINS SENTIENCE DUE TO 502 ERRORS. AGH! BLBLBLBLBL! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"

 

[MPH Deku]

TREES AND THE 'NET IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT YOU CANT TOP HIS GREAT OFFENSE!

YEAH! Xo

 

[Segastorm]

huh? what? I got lost, what happened?

 

[MPH Deku]

TAL happened.

 

[Segastorm]

what is TAL?

 

[MPH Deku]

TAL? Tacel? TheAceLucario? Guy with the most posts and the least life in Forum Fight, expert treemage and weekend catgirl? Setter of bombs, owner of watches, keeper of the triforce of power?

eH fights in forums and doesn't afraid of anything, basically. :3

 

[Segastorm]

okay then...so what's going on with lash and smashfan?

 

[MPH Deku]

Iunno. Smashy is having a Bakugan fit again and Lash is...Lash.

 

[Segastorm]

okay, so what you wanna do now

Black Dooms's Voice:Remember Sega, the pieces of the comet

Maria's Voice:Segastorm, don't!!! He'll kill everyone?

Me:Maria...??

*Stands for 3 minutes*

OKay, what do ya want to do now MPH?

 

[MPH Deku]

..oh, so yer done standing around? :x

Mmkay.

*pushes Sega into an escape shavlft and luanches him into space*

 

[Segastorm]

*uses the 2 chaos emeralds I have to teleport back to normal Earth*

Doom was right, the humans are as bad as they seem(goes off to collect more shards)

 

[Tacel]

*Opens door to my underground Starbucks*
Anybody want some Starbucks? It's on me.

 

[Segastorm]

*goes into space to get more shards*

25/100 shards collected

 

[smashfan666]

starbucks? yes, PLEASE! i've been drained all day! (follows tacel to underground starbucks)

 

[MPH Deku]

*peeks into Starbucks*

...have you stripped it of potted plants? :x

 

[Dru2]

*wanders into Tacel's Starbucks* O_O Woah woah woah, Tacel? as in, The Ace Lucario? is that really you?! :D *tackles*

Iunno. Smashy is having a Bakugan fit again and Lash is...Lash.

I'll take that as a compliment <3

 

[Tacel]

Yeah. :D
*Sees Lash about to tackle me*
O.O
*Is knocked back and hits head on pot*
*Unconscious*

 

[MPH Deku]

*runs over to Tacel and pokes with toe*

So...now we do horrible things with him.

*puts a tablecloth over Tacel and sets up a candlelight dinner on top of him*

:3

 

[Segastorm]

*continues scavenging space, 40/100 shards collected*

 

[Dru2]

omg Dynablade aviiiiii, i'm seeing rainbows on him :afrainbo:

ah, i'm hungry. Mind if i join, Miles? It's been a rough day, and the dear Pony thread was just ruthlessly closed by the tyrannical admins.

 

[MPH Deku]

Sure! :D

*flings the tablecloth at Lash with the contents still on it. Which includes such things as a whole turkey, a bottle of wine, several lit candles, and moist towelettes*

 

[Segastorm]

*Infltrates Eggman's base with no casualties, 85/100 shards collected*

 

[Kantrip]

*drops down on top of Eggman's base, spitting webs into it to trap anyone inside*

 

[Segastorm]

*Teleports out, no problem, heads over to G.U.N base for the last 15 shards.*

 

[Kantrip]

How did you escape? RAAAAAAAGGGEEEE!

*jumps across the continent to underground starbucks*

I'd like a grande low-fat silken web frappucino, please. No banana.

 

[smashfan666]

(as segastorm enters GUN headquarters, i appear from the same card-shaped teleportation flash as before)

i can't let you summon the black comet, segastorm. black doom is gone, and i'm going to make sure he STAYS gone! (card) FIELD - OPEN!

hope you still have that haos deck. (throws gate card) GATE CARD, SET!

and lets make this a bit more interesting. (drops another card) doom card, set. (purple ripples eminate frome where i dropped the doom card) i win, you have to follow your bakugan to the doom dimension, and take your comet shards with you.

 

[Tacel]

...Man. The Pokémon Card Game is so much better.

*Wakes up on floor of underground Starbucks*
o.o What happened?
*Sees spider*
OH MY GAWD.
*Grabs tissue*

 

[MPH Deku]

*stands protectively in front of the spider*

Don't do it! Spiders have rights too! DX

 

[Segastorm]

I do, but I don't remember what I had in it.

*researches again*

wtf!? my deck changed, oh well

*continues researching*

 

[Tacel]

Don't do what?
*Blows nose*

 

[Kantrip]

Thanks MPH, but I can take care of myself.

*grows in size to be about what I was in DKC3*

Also, bless-you.