Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

agreed...

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

(bewm)

 

[Kantrip]

*staggers out of the nearby woods to see another bob-omb detonation*

Dang, those mods have been busy blowing up our bob-ombs!

*takes out water gun and shoots the wicks of all bob-ombs so they can't burn*

 

[smashfan666]

and now i must practice my number... (ahem) mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiiiiiiii

ohhhhhhhhhh, zeeky boogy doog, zeeky boogy doog-

(bewm)

zeeky boogy doog, zeeky boogy doog-

(keeps on singing as everything blows up)

 

[UberMario]

Unfortunately, "everything" would be him and his belongings. As I and Crimson are safe and sound. *lights a cigar* Wait, does anyone else smell gas?

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

[Dru2]

WUT THE FU-*cut off by massive explosion* *gets blown to Yoshi's Island* *lands on Yoshi*

.....aw yeah i get a free donkey!

Yoshi: *growls*
Me: O_O uh...nice donkey?
Yoshi: *Fsmashes*
Me: FUUUUU-*flies back to the explosions*

 

[Kantrip]

*sees St3am go barreling away*

*blinks*

*sees St3am come barreling back*

*looks down at hands*

WHY IS THERE A BOB-OMB IN MY HA-

*pulls out DK Koin Riot Shield*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Oooooh yeah!

 

[Tacel]

I remember when this place was super cool and active.
Those were the dayyysss. *Tear*

 

[Dru2]

*transforms into Carnage*

i could put you out of your misery for you, if you'd want.

 

[smashfan666]

(holds a knife to Carnage's throat) gladly!

(proceeds to cut)

 

[Dru2]

*eats the knife* symbiote powers come in handy C:<

*shoots web @ smashfan*

 

[Kantrip]

Is that a... Web?!?!?

We all postin in a spiderman thread!

*drops shield*

CHAAAAAARGE!!!

 

[Tacel]

Carnage is so awesome.

 

[smashfan666]

(turns off wii)

time to switch things up a bit

(puts in Smashboards vs Capcom)

announcer: "SELECT YOUR FIGHTER!"

-[Tacel]
-[Megaman]
-[Smashfan666]
-[Chun-Li]
-[Link2theLost90]
-[Ryu]
-[St3am*Punk]
-[Tron Bonne]
-[Gatlin]
-[Viewtiful Joe]
-[Xiivi]
-[Cammie]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]
-[LOCKED]

hmmm...... decisions decisions.......

(selects characters)

announcer: "ST3AM*PUNK! and VIEWTIFUL JOE! vs TACEL! and TRON BONNE! ready? BATTLE!!!"

 

[Link2thelost90]

No one ever picks me...
*sits around with all the unused characters*
You will rue the day you didn't pick me.
*recodes the game into making the only way to unlock any new characters is by playing as me 999999999 times*
Truly you will realize the errors of your ways and use my top high tier powers muhahahaha.
*realizes smashfan666 can't hear me and I look strange saying this literally just in front of all the other fighters who aren't being used atm*
*attempts to make up a facade/false reason for what I just said*
umm a...yeah nothing to see here they programmed me to be insane.
*slowly scuttles back into the corner*

 

[smashfan666]

(after kicking the crap out of tron bonne & tacel, i select 1p mode)

announcer: "LINK2THELOST90! and RYU! vs ST3AM*PUNK! and CHUN-LI ready? BATTLE!!!"

okay, just have to unlock zero, and then crimsonfeint gets to pl-

(glitch-o-meter starts to spaz out)

glitch-o-meter: "GLITCH DETECTED!"

...the hell? says here someone hacked the game to make all characters unlockable only by playing as link2thelost 9-million-something times! alright, time to break out the custom bug-blaster. (holds up a flash drive)

*AROUND 15 MINUTES LATER*

announcer: "FINAL BOSS! DARKLEET GIDEON!"

OH CRAP...

(link2thelost is up against a dark version of the founder of smashboards himself, gideon)

announcer: "ready? BATTLE!!!"

(strategically mashes buttons like crazy, hoping some strategy works)

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHASDFGHJKL!!!

 

[Link2thelost90]

*starts pounding on gideon with a broken loop*
Trolololol
*Smashfan inputs one of my moves that actually isn't broken and I get hit with the bosses one hit kill move*
:fuuu:

 

[smashfan666]

announcer: "GAME OVER..."

(hands controller over to crimsonfeint) here, your early turn

 

[Kantrip]

Uh... Umm... Er.... This game looks a little too hard. I mean, you were using LINK2THELOST90 and still lost! He doesn't even have any bad matchups!

*takes out smashboards vs capcom*

*puts in smashboards kart wii*

Now this game is balanced! Anyone else want to play?

 

[smashfan666]

i'm in!

announcer: "SELECT KART!"

-Tacel
-Blargy
-Smashfan666
-RetroAntonio
-Link2thelost90
-UberMario
-CrimsonFeint
-St3am*Punk
-LOCKED
-LOCKED
-LOCKED
-LOCKED
-LOCKED
-LOCKED
-LOCKED

hmm... well, link2thelost90's high stamina makes up for his low speed... screw it, i'm using blargy.

racer: Blargy

--Kart Statistics--
Speed: XXXXX_____
Stamina: XXXXXX____
Luck: XXX_______
Power: XXXXXXXXXX
Durability: XXXXX_____
Epicness: XXXXXXX___

 

[Kantrip]

YOU PICKED MY CHARACTER! I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS GAME! I HATE NINTENDO! **** EVERYTHING!

*smashes Wii with Dedede mallet*

/rage expires, Crimsonfeint is fatigued for the rest of the encounter.

 

[smashfan666]

*sigh* dammit.

(throws crimsonfeint's unconscious body off a cliff... into piranhas... and spikes)

well, i'm gonna go do a thing.

(plays minecraft)

 

[Link2thelost90]

Crimson should have picked me that way have he'd get high stamina and rage longer without getting tired...
Oh well *infects Minecraft with the Mr. T-virus*
*then plays Smashboards Crossing: Young Folks*

 

[smashfan666]

(creeper explodes into doors and redstone, then the game freezes)

what the- ?! (sees link2thelost holding a flash drive with the virus) ...you son of a *****.

(stabs link2thelost, presses save, then plays Bakugan Smashboards Brawlers)

someone should make these things as flash games or romhacks or something.

(sets up match between Smashfan666 and Blargy)

smashfan666 (in-game): "FIELD, OPEN!"

(battle in the haos arena)

smashfan666 (in-game): "we got this!"

blargy (in-game): "either i'm gonna enjoy this game, or it's gonna suck serious balls. ...that was a bad pun, i apologize."

announcer: "GAME START!"

both: "GATE CARD, SET!"

announcer: "player 1's turn."

hmm... well, best open up with darkus siege. he has a g-power of 330.

(selects darkus siege)

here goes nothing... !

smashfan666 (in-game): "BAKUGAN, BRAWL! (throws siege)"

(steers siege towards the gate card, while collecting g-power tokens, and an ability card)

announcer: "confusion!"

smashfan666 (in-game): "(as siege opens on the 1st gate card) bakugan, stand!"

announcer: "stand!"

(camera shifts to blargy, then swirls insanely, obscuring the view)

announcer: "CPU 2's turn."

blargy (in-game): "(selects darkus saurus) BAKUGAN, BRAWL!"

(attempts to shoot those glowing blasts at it to slow it down, but it lands on the gate card siege is on anyway.)

aw, crap.

blargy (in-game): "bakugan, stand!"

announcer: "stand!"

(battle ensues as siege and saurus activate their real forms. darkus saurus has a g-power of 430 *and both raised by 100g thanks to the gate card, making saurus 530g total, compared to siege's new power of 430*)

oh crap!

blargy (in-game): "(using ability card) ability card, activate!"

(saurus gains 100 more g-power, for a grand total of 630)

d'oh, what has happened?!

(activated an ability card and gains 150 more g-power, making it 580g-630g)

smashfan666 (in-game): "ability card, activate!"

okay, then. gonna need to pull no punches at the minigame/battle. get your shooting, movement matching, and shaking arm ready!

(shooting battle, level 1 *shoot the symbols the same attribute as the bakugan you have in this battle*)

okay, this i can do no problem!

announcer: "ready?"

(thinking) *and willing*

both in-game characters: "BATTLE!"

*3... 2... 1... GO!*

(shoots the darkus symbols like crazy, adding g-power to siege)

sorry if the post was a bit too long, but you're not the one who has to incorporate the physics of this game into a post.

 

[MPH Deku]

*walks in with a railgun. And nothing else*

...okay. Who's responsible for changing 'Fourm' to 'Forum' in the title of this thread? I want answers! D:<

 

[Kantrip]

*climbs back up the vines of the piranha plants that brutally mangled me*

Hey guys, what's going on in he-

AH GAWD NO WHY IS THERE NAKED GUY WITH RAILGUN I DON'T EVEN!!

*flails arms and falls back off the balcony*

 

[MPH Deku]

HEY NO YOU PERSON I DON'T KNOW GET BACK HERE! D8<

*throws railgun at CrimsonFeint. it's quite heavy*

I can be as naked as I want! And there's nothing you can do about it!

....because you're trapped under a railgun!

 

[smashfan666]

(while all that was happening, i have been playing the aforementioned Bakugan Smashboards Brawlers game... and lost in the battle arena.)

smashfan666 (in-game): "hate to admit it, but i lost..."

announcer: "YOU LOSE"

dammit, he's too good...

harlequin: "do you know what it means when you lose your last-"

(shoves harlequin off the cliff) piss off...

(harlequin falls, taking CrimsonFeint and MPH Deku with him)

(is debating wether to play Smashboards Party Wii, Legend of Sold2: Twilight Princess, or Star Mods 64 *virtual console*)

 

[MPH Deku]

AHK NO! DX

*the railgun reappears in my hands and I shoot it downwards! which blasts me back up the cliff, of course!*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*walks in completely unharmed*
*looks at the wii and sees thats shut off*
Eh...
*puts on Smashboards Crossing: Young Folk*
In game: *picks my character then makes him walk outside*
Resettie: Hey Bub what did I say about-
In real life: SMASHFAN!!!!!
*Giant "to be continued sign pops up"*

 

[Kantrip]

Wait, where did that railgun go that was about to crush me?

*sees MPH Deku blasting downwards to propel himself up*

*gets hit by the shots*

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Wait, is that Resetti I hear?

 

[MPH Deku]

Wait, that guy's seeing me as a man.

Which means he's not seeing me as my avatar.

Which means he's OBVIOUSLY DOING IT WRONG! DX<

*throws a live Mr. Resetti at CrimsonFeint* LEARN TO FORUMFIGHTS YOU CROCONOLEGSBADANAMAN!

 

[Kantrip]

*gets hit by resetti*

*eats resetti*

Why did he throw a mole at me? Nobody loves me

Wait a minute, you're a girl?

 

[MPH Deku]

I could be!

I mean you go around assuming I'm a boy without asking first? No wonder I throw things at you you jerkface. D:<

*throws Mr. Resetti's cousin that I forget the name of right now at CrimsonFeint for good measure*

 

[Kantrip]

*pulls out barrel, resetti's cousin lands inside*

*a smirk slowly creeps along my face as I point the barrel at smashfan666*

This is for making me play your stupid games. I have a new game I think you'll enjoy...
It's a...

*fires the barrel*

BLAST!

 

[smashfan666]

(disappears) NINJA VANISH!

(don zooms right past me and hits the wii, effectively reducing it to pieces)

:fuuu:

(throws a knife at crimsonfeint, and because i'm a good shot, it hits him square in the forehead)

you destroy the consoles, YOU DIE.

 

[MPH Deku]

*picks up the console, puts it in a box labeled 'Timbuktu', and places it in a delivery van, which promptly starts to leave*

...I'm not destroying it. ;3

 

[smashfan666]

on a technicality, you are right. but that wii was reduced to pieces anyway, so... gotta order a new one.

let's see, there's the replacement for the Broken Wii Console (with enclosed wiimotes & nunchunks), replacements for the Shattered Accessories caught in the crossfire, the New Smashboards Crossing game copy that was still in the wii at the time, Wii Points Cards to get back all the channels, wiiware, and virtual console titles, shipping & handling tax for the wii, 10%-they're-scraping-off-the-top-behind-our-backs tax for the wii, hummina huh, carry the G...

...anyone willing to hold a fundraiser?

 

[MPH Deku]

Ooh! I know what we can do! :D

*equips surgeon's mask and a pair of rubber gloves*

Get on the operating table, smashfan, yer gonna sell yer body to science!

 

[smashfan666]

NOT WHAT I MEA- !

*DiES*

(as a ghost) you jerk. (possesses MPH Deku and beats him/her up with his/her own 2 fists)

 

[MPH Deku]

Ow! Hey! I didn't do anything yet you nutcase, stop hitting myself! DX

*awkwardly stumbles to a vat of holy water and flops into it*