Five Step GUARANTEED Plan To Make THEM Like Melee!!

[Ojanya]

Kind of made as a joke in the sense that I'm paradising those inspirational enlightenment books, semi-serious (In the fact that I like Brawl more than Melee, and would love you to realize it, too!). The first two missing images are graphs that basically say Melee is deep, brawl is gay and shallow.

The last one was a diploma, it got messed up.


Enjoy.

 

[Darkslash]

Kind of made as a joke, semi-serious. The first two missing images are graphs that basically say Melee is deep, brawl is gay and shallow.

The last one was a diploma, it got messed up.


Enjoy.

5 step guarantee plan to make brawlers think Melee players are elitists is more like it.

 

[Red the Ghost]

In step 5, replace "sell Brawl for the 30 dollars it isn't even worth" to "break that sunuva***** with a sledgehammer."


Also, this is going to be locked because of this sentence:

"The first two missing images are graphs that basically say Melee is deep, brawl is gay and shallow."

 

[Falcinho]

Haha, sadly it's not always that easy =(

 

[Professor Pro]

Theres only one way to make brawlers prefer melee. Trap them in a room with only melee and brawl and no outside opinions of the either game. And when they pick up the melee they will like the melee, want the melee, NEED THE MELEE.

 

[chetjan]

why would gamespot give you 30 dollars for a piece of crap?

 

[LLDL]

why would gamespot give you 30 dollars for a piece of crap?

they are saviors, at my gamestop when u ask for brawl, they give u a brawl case with melee inside

 

[Red the Ghost]

they are saviors, at my gamestop when u ask for brawl, they give u a brawl case with melee inside

lolwut?
(sounds like BS)
but I wanna go to that Gamestop

 

[theONEjanitor]

or maybe we can let people play whatever they want?

just a thought.

 

[Uck]

I really dont care what people play but when my local tournament holder does an automatic switch to Brawl and leaves melee on the back burner it hurts. ><

Everyone I talk to wants to play Melee but noone says anything and continues playing Brawl.

I cant do anything about it people are simply tired of melee and want to move on even if Brawl sucks.They have a following so kudos to them even though the groundwork for there enjoyment was based on melees success in a way.

It would be nice if there was room for both games but there just doesnt seem to be interest in doing that.I still hold round robin tournaments at my house every Saturday waiting to see anything pops up for melee around where I live.


EDIT: I spoke to soon it looks like Melee has made a comeback at Gigabits in Florida where I use to go.Something like 45+ people registered for singles and I think 20+ for teams.

 

[Ojanya]

or maybe we can let people play whatever they want?

just a thought.

The goal is to help them realize that Melee is BETTER.

 

[SwordmasterXXXI]

This post doesn't exist.........

 

[Cinder]

Interesting...very interesting...not sure how well it'd work, but it seems efficient...

And as for step 5...you could always do what I did

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Five Steps GUARANTEED Plan to be an elitist douche.

 

[Hibiki]

Sounds like a good plan, won't work out so well though.

 

[Crystallion]

Once upon a time, I loved Melee. It was great, pretty much all I needed.

Now I've got to hate it even though it is a great game. Thread's an other reason I will never ever come back to this section I once loved and cherished. Thanks for ruining it. Have a nice day!

 

[cyclone248i]

>.> Gamestop will give me 30 bucks for Brawl? *...checks this.*


Gamedude was only gonna buy it for 15 D: and it's NEW cept no plastic.

 

[slartibartfast42]

"I have won a little over 1000 dollars playing competitive Melee."

When did this happen? Didn't you say that you weren't that good/had very little experience in the thread of the tourney you were going to host?

 

[Problem2]

If you get rid of the Brawl disc though, you're getting rid of your tool used to convert more Brawl players to Melee.

 

[Blea Gelo]

its a pretty good plan as i can see

 

[KirbyKaze]

this plan's flaw is that the thread will be locked shortly and buried at the bottom of the boards where nobody will ever see it again LOL.

 

[JFox]

This is some pretty strong hatred for brawl, LOL. I mean, I dislike the game, but I didn't waste my time making a website. Thats deep.

 

[KirbyKaze]

hatred, i've found, is a very powerful motivator LOL

 

[Daedatheus]

Theres only one way to make brawlers prefer melee. Trap them in a room with only melee and brawl and no outside opinions of the either game. And when they pick up the melee they will like the melee, want the melee, NEED THE MELEE.

You know what's really sad?
This is actually pretty true.

A housemate of mine just brought Melee over. He also has Brawl, and a Wii, and luckily I opted to play Brawl on GC controller, despite having barely ever played Melee.

So I popped that tiny disc in and just played about 30 mins of Melee, and vs. the hours spent playing Brawl.... Melee is already better. It just has.... I don't know. I mean, the speed, the control, the hitstun, and I haven't even delved into Melee's ATs yet, but L-canceling alone kicks *** (I play 64 at a decently high level, Z-canceling is the same).... This game is just so much FUN right outta the "box".

Brawl is really quite mediocre comparatively... and it saddens me. Both the nature of the metagame and the excitement factor as a spectator as well are just so disappointing suddenly

 

[xeno]

You know what's really sad?
This is actually pretty true.

A housemate of mine just brought Melee over. He also has Brawl, and a Wii, and luckily I opted to play Brawl on GC controller, despite having barely ever played Melee.

So I popped that tiny disc in and just played about 30 mins of Melee, and vs. the hours spent playing Brawl.... Melee is already better. It just has.... I don't know. I mean, the speed, the control, the hitstun, and I haven't even delved into Melee's ATs yet, but L-canceling alone kicks *** (I play 64 at a decently high level, Z-canceling is the same).... This game is just so much FUN right outta the "box".

Brawl is really quite mediocre comparatively... and it saddens me. Both the nature of the metagame and the excitement factor as a spectator as well are just so disappointing suddenly

We know. Welcome.
Spread the truth!

 

[SpaceFalcon]

Best peach in London

 

[unwelc0med]

Five Steps GUARANTEED Plan to be an elitist douche.

this good sir, is the most true post i have heard all day

 

[MeloDeath]

ist so funny, and honestly quite sad that the only defence brawl players have against us is calling us elitists. So basically they are throwing any rational discussion out the window admitting brawl sucks by comparison.

Just kidding, i kno its about the way we got sour over losing half the community AND spotlight to brawl, which is just the severily crippled, ugly, overcherished down syndrome suffering black sheep of the smash series.

 

[Ojanya]

"I have won a little over 1000 dollars playing competitive Melee."

When did this happen? Didn't you say that you weren't that good/had very little experience in the thread of the tourney you were going to host?

Lol, it's not me, I said it's a joke. It's supposed to be one of those inspirational guide things. I probably should have put a better disclaimer on that besides "it's a joke."


*Goes to fix*

 

[OmegaXXII]

all in all, I somewhat dislike Brawl, but not to the point of where I would actually destroy it like Cinder did, it's ridiculous.