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Sosuke

Smash Obsessed
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Falco is only annoying because of his lasers.
 

Lightning93

Smash Champion
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^ Seriously, and his aerial priority. His CG is just a gimmick, it isn't really a 0>Death on anyone. I think the damage at which it's a sure spike allows the victim to DI out far enough to avoid the Dair. At least, that's the case with Fox.

Flaco is just plain annoying.
 

Sosuke

Smash Obsessed
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If he didn't have lasers, I'd say he'd be mid tier.


I beat some good Falcos, but it's annoying trying to dish out projectiles when he can shoot 2 out faster then I can get one out. -_-
 

Asdioh

Not Asidoh
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Isn't it obvious?
chaingrab.
yeah but Fox has
uptilt.

and a bunch of other stuff XD

Falco is not top 5.
-only input in this conversation-
quoted for truth

At least you have projectiles, though. :(
poor meta knight...
naw, once Falco gets offstage against MK, he's going to get gimped, or at least tornadoed. Don't feel sorry for MK :mad:

EVER.

...




found that searching for "sad meta knight"

i think it's epic that m2k's name comes up when you google "sad meta knight" loooool
Somebody Brawl me! I have a tourney tomorrow!
too late >=(
 

Exceladon City

Smash Hero
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The Lonesome Crowded Midwest
We forgot Uzi! He should reaching for Rookie's azz or something.

And then there's Zeton, whose personality is something I know not too much of.
Zeton kinda reminds me of a Buddhist monk. Also, he's really crazy when he's drunk.


whoa. WHOA.

Why would you switch from Fox to Falco? Have fun failing to recover. :mad:
Trufax and Falco is mad boring.

Isn't it obvious?
chaingrab.
Uh...Ice Climbers?

10chaingrabs...orless
 

Asdioh

Not Asidoh
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you're just mad cuz Link is stylin' on you.


This game is fun, what're you talking about. I just recently beat the part where you have to defend the barn from freaking alien ghost things.

...it was scarier when I was a kid, but still...
 

Toronto Joe

Smash Master
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i dunno if i said this before...but heres the story about me and Loz:Oot

i dont remember how young i was prolly like 9 or 10, but im in costco with my parents and there shopping and whatnot,i see this cool looking n64 game box,(now i knew nothing about zelda or any of that i just wanted the box to be honest),so i ***** for a good half hour to my parents about how all my friends have it and that this game is amazing and ill play it forever yada yada yada they end up buying me the game to shut me up...i go home play it, remember that hole you have to crawl through in the first level that leads you to the maze with that ****ty sword? yeah back then i didnt know about that hole,i spent a good 2 days wondering what the **** im sposed to do and came to the conclusion that the Loz:Oot was the worst game of all time,in concluson i didnt play it for 3years because of that **** hole....3years later i see the game behind some box,i remember how much i hated that game and decided id load it up for the lulz, found the hole and ended up playing the greatest game ever created....story time with uncle joe sucks i know....:(
 

Sukai

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turn around....
you're just mad cuz Link is stylin' on you.


This game is fun, what're you talking about. I just recently beat the part where you have to defend the barn from freaking alien ghost things.

...it was scarier when I was a kid, but still...
LttP owns that noise.
 

Lightning93

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LOL TJOE THAT IS HILARIOUS.

I ended up playing the same Wario again. AGAIN. But I won again BARELY. It was scary shiz.

I ended up losing to Sean (ranked 4th in the state), but not too bad, and some Falco scrub who spammed laser and illusion. I just lost interest. I couldn't outcamp, and whenever I reflected he illusioned.

It was embarrasing I guess but also reeeeally gay. In all honesty I just wanted to get some friendlies with the guy standing next to me again.
 

CO18

Smash Hero
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In Your Mom
Samboner got 3rd at hobo, sent razer to losers then apparently lost last game last hit to him in losers finals and finished at 3rd. He lost to gnes in winners finals.
 

Toronto Joe

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Pnes is too clutch haha

good **** to sambo, finally living up to his potential beast!!!!!!!

but i love gnes more =3
 

Lightning93

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Guys I have a serious problem, please don't take what I'm about to say as just a joke.

My brother is jacking off. Yeah he's 13 now, so that whole period of his life is starting. But it's not like he has the decency to do it in private.

He's watched porn on both the desktop computer, my mom's computer, and my computer (once). That's acceptable except that he forgets to clear the history... but at least then he did it behind doors.

Last night I was laying down on the couch. He pulls all these pillows around him, and then I feel the couch start to shake. Like really fast. I look at my bro and his hands are hidden beneath the pillow. There is a weird expression on his face.

All I can say is "stop it." Then when he doesn't, I say "stop shaking the couch." He doesn't.

Tonight, I'm laying on the bed, he's sitting down on a little couch RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. The bed starts to shake again with the same speed. I don't believe this, so I sit up a bit, and I see unzipped pants and a moving hand. I say "stop shaking the bed." He says "I'm iiiitchy."

At this point I'm like I gotta gtfo before bad things happen, so I grunt as I get up to notify him of my leaving. He looks around making sure to cover his bottom half, and says "you're leaving?" I respond yeah, then I take my time getting up so that he can put away his junk so I don't see anything. I get up, and his pants are somewhat down, exposing his boxers and a lil bulge. I'm thinking ARE YOU SERIOUS, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BUTTON YOUR FREAKING PANTS. I point out that and ask why his pants are down. He says, "my pants are broken, I can't wear them they're too tight." He then faceplants the bed. I walk away to my room and write this. He's probably already finished emptying whatever he needed to empty.

Guys, how do I get him to stop doing this in front of me and my parents? I don't wanna mention I know anything, but is there a way to get him to stop? I already dropping hints like "stop shaking the couch/bed..."

Also sorry if this post is a bit... inappropriate, but I am dead serious, and where else can I post for help like this?
 

DarkAura

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WOOW mastur fail, all the people i know have the decency to do it in private.. tell him people have bedrooms for a reason.

don't worry bout the age thing if you are btw, it's usually when people start that sorta stuff
 

NeverKnowsBest

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Tell him to stop masturbating in front of you.

Be blunt with him. That is not proper at ALL.

Masturbation is definitely healthy, but in certain terms.

What your brother is doing is downright disgusting.

To be honest, I feel that it is extremely ******** that he isn't doing it in privacy.

No decency.
 

DarkAura

Smash Lord
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your his brother, have a heart to heart conversation :D shoowww the loovvee

next time he does in front of you just say one thing.... "bedroom"
 

Lightning93

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Guys... do any of you have siblings? It's reeeally uncomfortable to talk about it. I don't even cuss in front of him, I can't even imagine having a "heart to heart" about this. It's like Jenkins catching his... sister...

Excuse me for a moment, I need to go to the bedroom.
 

DarkAura

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yeah i have a brother, and iv walked in on him and his girlfriend once to often and i talked him about that and yes it was VERY awkward but seriously if it's bothering you that much go for it
 

Red Arremer

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I never grew up with siblings, but I would be honest with him. The word "masturbation" is not cussing, it's the scientific term for jacking off.

You really should have a word with him about it. Though tell him that jacking off is okay and perfectly fine if done in private.
 

NeverKnowsBest

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You really should have a word with him about it. Though tell him that jacking off is okay and perfectly fine if done in private.
This.

If he is masturbation in public, just think what else me might do.

If he doesn't realize how serious an action he is committing in public, there is a problem.

Don't be afraid of talking about serious issues. It's what growing up is all about. Which he apparently needs to do.

Seriously...masturbating in front of your family members....>_<
 

mountain_tiger

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I'm surprised that he doesn't seem embarrassed at the idea of someone watching him masturbate. I know I would be.

Get stern about it, and tell him it's not on. If that doesn't work, punch him or something. He needs to learn that that sort of thing is just plain wrong.
 
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