And your a fat hamster.
See i can throw out baseless claims about people too.
See? You can get a reaction without swearing. People usually get offended more,
especially people who swear a lot.
I actually got a Saturday detention today for swearing, and a teacher heard it. The last period of the day was Digital Video Production, and all the extras I had reserved for filming showed up late
over half-into the period and kept "joking" around.
"Alright, just sit there and ask 'Can I go to the bathroom'"
"Can I masturbate instead?" - Here he started stroking the air on front of the *****.
"No, just ask to go."
We begin filming, and he puts his hand down his pants and starts moving his hand and moaning, then asks "Teacher, I can't keep it in my pants anymore, I need to go to the bathroom to shoot off."
When we set up students at the computer at the website we needed to be on, in the pan, they would change to addicting games or something. One time one guy actually bought up Meat Spin and turned the monitor to the Camera. They'd bring out Soda's, thus ruining the continuity of the film and breaking the illusion of it being a strict schoolroom, etc.
Then, my fellow project members join in.
This happened the ENTIRE TIME.
Overall, with 25-something minutes of shooting, we got over five minutes of footage, and only
20 seconds were serious enough to actually use. I know film takes time, but that is ****ing ridiculous. Everybody else in the class was basically done with only re-shoots tomorrow. We need to finish shooting a two minute trailer by tomorrow. At this rate, it'll be a miracle if we get even another minute.
So, we stay after school because the lead actor brings up at the end of class (literally, just after the bell) that he's getting his tonsils removed and will be out of school for a few weeks, starting tomorrow. We called in a bunch of new extras, and took an hour re-filming everything.
At the end, I walked out and pointed at them and said "Do you have any idea how ****ing big of *******s you guys were being?" Then a teacher walked out of class and was all "HEY! What did you say to them?" He called me over and said what I could possibly use to justify, and I told him all of this. He looked kinda sympathetic, then walked over and asked them. He walked back saying they did nothing they knew to offend me (if it wasn't locked, I would go into the film room and get the "out-takes" and show him), and if they did something
accidentally they were sorry. So, it's Saturday detention for me, jack **** happens to them.
In short, I feel my swearing was justified.