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God, building a case on No Lynch is exhausting because, like, 3 different accounts have occupied that slot. Especially when Smashboards eats half my post and makes me redo it.
By the way, the premise here is that No Lynch is scum, fullstop. I will be detailing why Jdietz is the play after we get rid of No Lynch, who is the play and is definitely scum.
ANYWAY.
It starts off early. Soup's 171 is actually a really good encapsulation of what the slot will perpetuate for the next two Days. He whiteknight's a townie gettin' hate (my slot), and begins bussing Gargscum. Note how early this happens, because the heat with this slot is never really going to change, and yet Gargdietz always manages to not end up being the lynch.
But don't get it twisted: "We can still totally end up mislynching Dark Horse if you guys want to."
"Have I expressed how much Garg and I are not aligned yet?"
Tag out, time for some Ramen noodles.
Zen decides to go back to whiteknighting my slot. Also mentions multiple times (in the post I've linked here and once more) that he swears he hasn't even gotten his role PM yet so obviously anything he says is unfiltered town resin, so pure and flavorful mmmmm.
But then, the bitter aftertaste of scum.
This slot cannot stop talking about Garg. It's useful to know that while Zen decided to flip on his opinion of my slot when he replaced Soup, he carried the torch for Gargscum and continues bringing it up often. What should be a passively firm suspicion on a legitimately scummy but ultimately inactive slot, keeps being brought to the forefront. Hm. Why does SoupaZen want us to know he hates Garg so much? Especially without actually voting for him?
Seriously, he keeps doing it.
Zen and Soup fusion dance into No Lynch.
NL gets into a bothersome back-and-forth with Kary and the votes are starting to settle on KWK. Then he makes this post, expressing his continued, intense hatred of the Garg slot while also avoiding switching the lynch to him. KWK can get lynched, Dark Horse deserves to get a replacement, but Garg can just get straight up modkilled for all he cares. "SERIOUSLY GUYS, WE'RE SO NOT SCUMMATES."
I know I sound like a broken record, but please pay attention to how weird this is. Zen and Soup apparently both HATE this slot. Yet they haven't voted for him since Soup first voted for him way back in his 171. They're all bark and no bite on this. This will be extremely useful to know after No Lynch flips.
*this next part is where Smashboards ****ed with me, so bare with me if it seems like I'm rushing through some points. I probably am.*
So after expressing having some serious problems with J's play, No Lynch starts to parlay that into furthering his Jdietz read at around post 700—lots of cross words between them with no substance—until that eventually kind of peters out at around 723. NL's vote stays on J the whole time, and he begins urging other to vote J immediately afterward. He wants to lynch J. He wants to seem like he also wants to lynch Jdietz. Make note of this key difference.
AND THEN SUDDENLY. POST 800.
This literally comes completely out of the blue. No Lynch pivots to Sherlock on a dime, for no reason other than the fact that Inferno started a wagon on him. Which, I might add, is ****ING CRAZY because he's been casually throwing out suspicion of Inferno's slot all game and continues doing so even after the Sherlock vote. Where is the logic here? "I find you quite fishy, but I'll follow you on the Sherlock wagon for no reason." He's looking for any mislynch he can get.
Then, literally without asking any more questions to Sherlock or anyone else, or, like demanding any kind of case or anything, he just starts nailing down a Sherlock quicklynch. Like, he does not want to do any more scumhunting or questioning or anything at all. And he just starts hopping like a madman onto anyone that looks good. After briefly hopping off of Sherlock under the guise of wanting to take the hammer or whatever, he inexplicably hops onto me (thought I was a town read), then back on to Sherlock, then onto Jdietz for some last minute distancing, before settling back on Sherlock not 15 minutes later. This is where I remind everyone that this is two days into D2. Deadline was not approaching. No Lynch just sprinted for the most viable quicklynch he could find, and he got away with it. He spent the whole Day (what little of it there was) trying to lynch J and trying to look like he wanted to lynch Jdietz, before just rolling with a Sherlock lynch after realizing how little effort that would take.
No Lynch has been given a ridiculous amount of leeway and thread power purely by being talkative and cocky. There is absolutely no town intent in the moves he made on D2 and he needs to get lynched right now. Then Jdietz needs to go. The fact that No Lynch has completely ignored my calls for his head and has instead decided to focus exclusively on defending himself against Jdietz and in-turn attacking him reaffirms my belief that the two are scummates and trying to make the most of the time left to distance themselves even further. The only question remains, who is their last buddy? Again, I have to believe it's either JTB or Kata. Maybe Marshy, but I think No Lynch and Marshy have been too buddy buddy for that.
ADDENDUM: Something I didn't notice until I actually went back to reread and form this lovely wall, No Lynch seemed to be one of the few (only?) who seemed to openly think that Purple was a Cop. I expressed confusion when he said at the end of D2 that Marshy had a Cop clear, as he most certainly did not, but I now realize this is what he was talking about. Purple's death makes a lot of sense now, as if he had actually been the Cop, it would be reasonable to think that he would have investigated No Lynch last Night. I'm guessing No Lynch saw this, **** bricks, and killed him.
Fortunately, he picked the wrong guy.
We lynch No Lynch toDay, no arguments. But I'll be happy to discuss what toMorrow should look like with him gone.
By the way, the premise here is that No Lynch is scum, fullstop. I will be detailing why Jdietz is the play after we get rid of No Lynch, who is the play and is definitely scum.
ANYWAY.
It starts off early. Soup's 171 is actually a really good encapsulation of what the slot will perpetuate for the next two Days. He whiteknight's a townie gettin' hate (my slot), and begins bussing Gargscum. Note how early this happens, because the heat with this slot is never really going to change, and yet Gargdietz always manages to not end up being the lynch.
But don't get it twisted: "We can still totally end up mislynching Dark Horse if you guys want to."
"Have I expressed how much Garg and I are not aligned yet?"
Tag out, time for some Ramen noodles.
Zen decides to go back to whiteknighting my slot. Also mentions multiple times (in the post I've linked here and once more) that he swears he hasn't even gotten his role PM yet so obviously anything he says is unfiltered town resin, so pure and flavorful mmmmm.
But then, the bitter aftertaste of scum.
This slot cannot stop talking about Garg. It's useful to know that while Zen decided to flip on his opinion of my slot when he replaced Soup, he carried the torch for Gargscum and continues bringing it up often. What should be a passively firm suspicion on a legitimately scummy but ultimately inactive slot, keeps being brought to the forefront. Hm. Why does SoupaZen want us to know he hates Garg so much? Especially without actually voting for him?
Seriously, he keeps doing it.
Zen and Soup fusion dance into No Lynch.
NL gets into a bothersome back-and-forth with Kary and the votes are starting to settle on KWK. Then he makes this post, expressing his continued, intense hatred of the Garg slot while also avoiding switching the lynch to him. KWK can get lynched, Dark Horse deserves to get a replacement, but Garg can just get straight up modkilled for all he cares. "SERIOUSLY GUYS, WE'RE SO NOT SCUMMATES."
I know I sound like a broken record, but please pay attention to how weird this is. Zen and Soup apparently both HATE this slot. Yet they haven't voted for him since Soup first voted for him way back in his 171. They're all bark and no bite on this. This will be extremely useful to know after No Lynch flips.
*this next part is where Smashboards ****ed with me, so bare with me if it seems like I'm rushing through some points. I probably am.*
So after expressing having some serious problems with J's play, No Lynch starts to parlay that into furthering his Jdietz read at around post 700—lots of cross words between them with no substance—until that eventually kind of peters out at around 723. NL's vote stays on J the whole time, and he begins urging other to vote J immediately afterward. He wants to lynch J. He wants to seem like he also wants to lynch Jdietz. Make note of this key difference.
AND THEN SUDDENLY. POST 800.
This literally comes completely out of the blue. No Lynch pivots to Sherlock on a dime, for no reason other than the fact that Inferno started a wagon on him. Which, I might add, is ****ING CRAZY because he's been casually throwing out suspicion of Inferno's slot all game and continues doing so even after the Sherlock vote. Where is the logic here? "I find you quite fishy, but I'll follow you on the Sherlock wagon for no reason." He's looking for any mislynch he can get.
Then, literally without asking any more questions to Sherlock or anyone else, or, like demanding any kind of case or anything, he just starts nailing down a Sherlock quicklynch. Like, he does not want to do any more scumhunting or questioning or anything at all. And he just starts hopping like a madman onto anyone that looks good. After briefly hopping off of Sherlock under the guise of wanting to take the hammer or whatever, he inexplicably hops onto me (thought I was a town read), then back on to Sherlock, then onto Jdietz for some last minute distancing, before settling back on Sherlock not 15 minutes later. This is where I remind everyone that this is two days into D2. Deadline was not approaching. No Lynch just sprinted for the most viable quicklynch he could find, and he got away with it. He spent the whole Day (what little of it there was) trying to lynch J and trying to look like he wanted to lynch Jdietz, before just rolling with a Sherlock lynch after realizing how little effort that would take.
No Lynch has been given a ridiculous amount of leeway and thread power purely by being talkative and cocky. There is absolutely no town intent in the moves he made on D2 and he needs to get lynched right now. Then Jdietz needs to go. The fact that No Lynch has completely ignored my calls for his head and has instead decided to focus exclusively on defending himself against Jdietz and in-turn attacking him reaffirms my belief that the two are scummates and trying to make the most of the time left to distance themselves even further. The only question remains, who is their last buddy? Again, I have to believe it's either JTB or Kata. Maybe Marshy, but I think No Lynch and Marshy have been too buddy buddy for that.
ADDENDUM: Something I didn't notice until I actually went back to reread and form this lovely wall, No Lynch seemed to be one of the few (only?) who seemed to openly think that Purple was a Cop. I expressed confusion when he said at the end of D2 that Marshy had a Cop clear, as he most certainly did not, but I now realize this is what he was talking about. Purple's death makes a lot of sense now, as if he had actually been the Cop, it would be reasonable to think that he would have investigated No Lynch last Night. I'm guessing No Lynch saw this, **** bricks, and killed him.
Fortunately, he picked the wrong guy.
We lynch No Lynch toDay, no arguments. But I'll be happy to discuss what toMorrow should look like with him gone.
