Epic... Rap... BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! OVER GUESS WHICH SIDE WON

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Why the hell are people listening to No Lynch?

Look at Shining Force for a spectacular example of why you shouldn't.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

It's literally the same bull****, literally.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

for you gorf

man look at those ballers on that wagon

You seriously are a bro.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Deadline is set for 5/16 at 11:59 EST! With 11 alive it takes 6 to lynch!

Circus (1) Kataefi
JDietz43 (0)
Ranmaru (0)
JTB (0)
Inferno (0)
Sherlock Hound (Red Ruy/Dooms hydra) (6) Inferno, No Lynch, marshy, Ranmaru, Someone, Someone else
J (1) JDietz43
marshy (0)
Kataefi (1) J
No Lynch (0)
Roxy (0)

Not voting (4) Roxy, Sherlock Hound, JTB, Circus

A lynch has been reached! It is now twilight until the flip is posted.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Go ahead and post the flip no bothering in waiting.

 

[No Lynch]

Ruy's activity level before the lynch

0%

Ryu's activity level after the lynch

Spoiler

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

I don't give a ****, lynch if possible on No lynch if not lynch Inferno or JTB.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

So the Day went by, and as y'all can see
Sherlock Hound became the d-e-a-d
Ain't no one wanted em, it's no surprise
Cuz any game they join does, and will result in demise.
So the town lynched em off, but noticed the queer
Was none other than poor William Shakespere!
Was he anything aside from Vanilla? Oh hell no!
But e'ryone know he just had to go.

Night 2 Begins! Deadline is set for 5/21 at 11:59 EST!

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

As the Night begun, it had become clear
That scum was running to control town's fear
Because town is running out of luck
And scum's not even giving a fuck.
As the Day came around, the townies looked
Around every cranny and nook
To find the dead man, and they had seen
Purple, The Easter Bunny, Town Miller dead on the scene!

Day 3 Begins! Deadline is set for 6/1 at 11:59 EST! With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Circus (0)
JDietz43 (0)
Ranmaru (0)
JTB (0)
Inferno (0)
J (0)
marshy (0)
Kataefi (0)
No Lynch (0)

Not voting (9) JTB, Circus, J, JDietz43, Inferno, No Lynch, Marshy, Ranmaru, Kataefi

 

[ranmaru]

Vote: J

Time to lynch scum

 

[#HBC | marshy]

i think we should quicklynch some more

 

[#HBC | J]

Me and Kary will be hydraing when I get the account made. =o

 

[#HBC | marshy]

Me and Kary will be hydraing when I get the account made. =o

this alone makes me want to lynch you

incoming 1000 posts

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Deadline is set for 6/1 at 11:59 EST! With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch!

Circus (0)
JDietz43 (0)
Ranmaru (0)
JTB (0)
Inferno (0)
J (1) Ranmaru
marshy (0)
Kataefi (0)
No Lynch (0)

Not voting (8) JTB, Circus, J, JDietz43, Inferno, No Lynch, Marshy, Kataefi

 

[#HBC | J]

Be nice. There's a reason for that haha.

Marshy, would you lynch Ditzy with me?

 

[ranmaru]

this alone makes me want to lynch you

incoming 1000 posts

Vote J with me bro. You are my town bro. Cmon.

 

[Kataefi]

Um...everyone...marshys mine

Let me finish my zumba stuff and get to this

 

[#HBC | marshy]

oh ****

you coming for my jugular today katae? or are you asking for my vote?

or both

 

[Jdietz43]

Yo guys: Remember when I was going to write up my feelings on NL? Well I did.

No Lynch's slot can be entirely summed up in two ways:

1. Rolefishing:

Inferno are you mason and or lovers with Garg?

Please, tell me your roles.

What do people think of a Mass claim?

No really, tell me your role.

Dietz don't be a Pu Z. There's no need to get the other's approval. Ran and I are the only town in this game right now. General opinion with scum inflluence just slows us down. We don't need PRs. All we need is the hunt. Closed information limits us. Forcing everything in the open gives scum less hiding places. Claim and it will be all on me.

Claiming is no biggie, look I already did! Tell me your role.

I claimed because there was no reason for me not to. It's the standard way to play mafia, but I don't really care about PRs. VTs us all we need.

VT right? Tell me your role.

Jdietz stop trying to appeal to town

you know you very well have pretty much claimed vt already so just out with it. we are mass claiming. you and circus are first. just hurry up.

Just some of them maybe?

Since the bottom 6 are the night kill targets, I think we should just the top 5 claim rather than a mass claim. Wudda yah say n___n. Also I think this a pretty solid lynch order depending on Roxy results, Circus' input, etc.

7. Sherlock Hound (Red Ruy/Dooms hydra)
2. Gargalione JDietz43
1. Dark Horse Circus
11. Kataefi
8. Kary J


6. Inferno
3. Ranmaru
4. JTB
9. marshy
12. Soup Zen No Lynch
13. Roxy


@Inferno- Well that makes some sense I'd say. I've noticed that you've been using your vote more. I found it interesting how fast you voted Dark Horse day 1 and stuck to your push. Usually you don't vote until the last minute. I can see how trying to be more of a leader would affect that though. Another thing that was odd to me was your vote and unvote of whiz d1. I still don't get your reasoning for hopping on or off. I know you've given it, it just doesn't seem very legitimate. Thirdly is how friendly you're being towards my slot. Usually you take everything I do at face value such as me claiming and pushing for a mass claim. It seems like you would have been on me for those two things.

Roxy you're an investigative right?

Actually Roxy just investigate any of those 4 after we lynch J. Also keep in mind that indy will show up inno.

Yeah you totally are, I'm going to run with that until you tell me if you're actually cop.

Since the bottom 6 are the night kill targets, I think we should just the top 5 claim rather than a mass claim. Wudda yah say n___n. Also I think this a pretty solid lynch order depending on Roxy results, Circus' input, etc.

Everyone's roles... I must know them.

Would like to see if Ryu claims doc.

And 2. Quicklynching:

Here he puts Dark Horse at L-1 before letting him claim, at only post #201 of the game

Vote: Dark Horse

Two votes on Whiz? Time to push hard and lynch faster, after all the inactives are killing us...

You have two votes on you and you're already compromising a claim? Get lynched harder.

I don't think switching to Garg will make a difference. It's the activity that's killing us. It's basically me, you, and Kary posting with some tad bits from others here and there. I would like to see both garg and DH replaced. Or actually just DH. I would be totally fine with garg modkill so we should we see how that goes. JTB is coming back on the wagon. Kat is indifferent to which of his picks are lynched so we just need to wait for him to come back on.

Ranmaru will you get on this with us?

Claims? We don't need those, dying quickly is much better

Why would you like for him to claim? It's to your belief that lynchees should not claim, yes?

So why did you even take it off? Just put it back on. Ruy isn't a play today.

Remember when I said inactives were killing us? I was joking, I also think they can help kill the rest of you if you ask nicely when they get replaced.

Dietz when you're fully caught up don't be afraid to put your vote down on KWK

Maybe that would be ok once, after all it took more than just him to lynch KWK no matter how much he was part of the wagon. But this isn't an isolated incident.

Asking for a quicklynch is even part of how he started the wagon on J (by reversing his attack on me)

J let's just quicklynch mew right now.

Ok thought about it. Let's lynch Kata & call it a day. We can do all this discussion and stuff tomorrow.

Just kidding, everyone on J is good

Alright tomorrow it is then. I trust Ranmaru's opinion.

Jdietz you agree on Jscum right? Get on this.

Roxy, vote J.

Marshy tell Purple to vote J.

No? Ok someone else then

Fine.

Vote: Detective

J let's just go this route and don't even think about night killing me.

I swear J has this secret ability to live til endgame.



Uh wut y? Just vote him

RanSoupa let's do this.

Ryu should tell me his role, but I re-iterate, we should still kill him even if he's doc.

[glow]Red ruy ryu

claim[/glow]​

If he does claim doc, no one unvote. And no one in the bottom 6 counter claim. If someone in the top 5 is doc, then you should counter claim.

Unvote

I'll take the hammer btw. Someone else should put him at L-1

(you know, just in case...)

Put em at L-1 will you kata

Lynching good, stopping bad.

We will get to Circus I promise you. DSH first. We aren't going to go anywhere else today.

True up until the part where he insinuates that he's actually looking for scum versus just any lynch.

He is scum though and that's all that matters. I don't care much about who's lynch so long as scum is lynched. You shouldn't either, no?

Ryu is intentionally avoiding this game. His "gambit" had no meat to it at all.

^^ ^

Kata I would seriously lynch anyone in the group I posted above.

Someone must die. Kataefi wants Circus so let's go there

Vote: Circus

I re-iterate: anyone.

Just have Roxy cop em. Doubt he's indy anyways. I just want to lynch scumone.

Vote: DSH

Kata be our hero

So basically anyone.

No I don't so long as it's in this group:

7. Sherlock Hound (Red Ruy/Dooms hydra)
2. Gargalione JDietz43
1. Dark Horse Circus
11. Kataefi
8. Kary J

Won't auto-vote DSH upon entering thread without questioning it? What if I vote him...

Unvote; Vote: Jdietz

What Ran said. Screw this ****

JD gun die tudae

LOLLOLOLOL I thikn I'm high

I kinda want to lynch JD now though

Won't quickhammer for no reason? Must be scum...

Tell me this one, do you think Ryu and Jietz are likely scum together Marshy? I'm just not seeing why Dietz wouldn't quickhammer if it were the case.

Jk bro I'll take whoever

Vote: DHS

Ran Alley-oop!

Scum is a very loose term.

I agree with marshy, screw waiting until deadline just quicklynch scum

Rolefishing and attempting to push through quick lynches are hallmark traits of scum. And if that isn't enough for you...

Let's look at some other facts:
Zen claims VT early, almost immediately upon replacing in with no reason to do so. As if he wants to solidify his position as town as soon as possible and avoid dealing with being tripped up with a claim later.
NL has wagon jumped more than any other player by far, changed their vote the most, and been most willing to kill whoever seems a lynch can be reached on. The jumps the slot has made are staggering in amount. I may dedicate another post to documenting just how frequent they are.
NL has buddied Ran and Marshy to achieve that end (Ran good friend to the slot who can be persuaded to put on town goggles on towards NL, Marshy always willing to shoot first and ask questions later if given the chance)
Gheb expressed dissatisfaction with NL D1, then died.
No Lynch has personally seen through two Mislynches so far (assuming ryu isn't lying). Both of the lynches so far this game.
This is a wonderful reason for NL being town, wouldn't you say? Everyone make note of how great a reason it is real quick.

I reckon that's because I'm not playing reckless. Still I'm pretty town. We should also be pretty much cleared as not mafia seeing that Soup took my invitation to rejoin the game. Wouldn't you say?

Stay tuned for NL case part 2: "No Lynch votes everyone" coming soon (if needed)

Vote: No Lynch (the player)

Willing to lynch J if not NL

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Um...everyone...marshys mine

Let me finish my zumba stuff and get to this

Yo kat, lookin so fat
Why you gotta do zumba man dat shii wack
And not to mention, totally friggin GAY
If you keep this ish up I'mma ride on yo a** all day.

 

[Circus]

****ing awesome.

Vote: No Lynch

Comeback time. I see Ditzy's already busy gettin' his bus on.

P.S. J's a bad lynch.

 

[ranmaru]

****ing awesome.

Vote: No Lynch

Comeback time. I see Ditzy's already busy gettin' his bus on.

P.S. J's a bad lynch.

Wh y?

 

[ranmaru]

Also I don't see JD being on the same team as NL. Can you elaborate on that for me too?

 

[Jdietz43]

Vote: No Lynch (the player)

Forgot to bold.

 

[Circus]

Wh y?

Because it is. Follow me on No Lynch. He's the play toDay.

Marshy, we can totally quicklynch this time. I'm not joking at all.

Also I don't see JD being on the same team as NL. Can you elaborate on that for me too?

Oh, I'll feed you, baby bird. Don't you worry. Might take me a while to organize everything I want to get to, but you'll get it.

Wall definitely coming sometime tonight.

 

[ranmaru]

Yo circus. If you got dirt on nl, claim today cuz we cant afford another mislynch.

Also cuz I can see nl as sk

 

[Jdietz43]

maw****as call me marshy
or the next b.i.g.!
a fool thinks he can beat me and his names jDIETZ
beat me, hah, pffft what a RIOT
he not even gonna wanna post no mo
cuz im boutta wipe the flo
with his face
my level is what he gives chase
but befo DAT
LONG BATS
to da head
maw****as dead!!

Other rappers ain't compatible, they be fallible
If you wanna challenge me with a battle we better saddle up
I work for battlers, seal it by pittlin pattilin
Tittling tattling rattle them 'till they had enough
I'm spreadin' that spark, and pick up a verse in a heartbeat
Have a sit in the star seat, while I make you to mince-meat
Get back 'cause you know you can't take my heat
Just give it up and sit back down in your car-seat

 

[ranmaru]

Actually... Let's go.

Vote: No Lynch

Circus. What was your read on J yesterday? That's all I want

 

[ranmaru]

unvote

Don't want alpha stryke

 

[ranmaru]

Vote: J

 

[#HBC | marshy]

lol @ scum killing roxy thinking he was cop

you will be missed bro

 

[Inferno3044]

You guys are so fast to pull the trigger when we are one day away from lylo. So everybody unvote and let's actually think this through. I'm going to make a plan that will be followed. We must lynch scum today and I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure of it. Also whoever scum is, thank you for killing Roxy. Him dying actually really benefits me and my plan.

We are going to mass claim and I will devise an order for it. Stay tuned.

 

[ranmaru]

Hmmmm. I would usually disagree on a mass claim, but since we got two mislynches, it might be good to.

Of course, gotta see:

1. your order and why
2. What everyone else thinks

 

[Circus]

Circus. What was your read on J yesterday? That's all I want

My read on J yesterDay was the same as it is toDay. Town.

Also cuz I can see nl as sk

I'm beginning to doubt there is an SK.

@Inferno: Massclaim won't be necessary toDay. But keep being townie.

 

[Inferno3044]

Okay here's my idea of the list.

Circus
J
JDietz
JTB
Katafei
NL
Ran
Marshy
Me

The first 3 are interchangable but I want those 3 to claim first. Kata is real iffy and I don't like inactive JTB. People question NL so he's next. Marshy as my town buddy claims 2nd to last before me. Ran has been fairly townie so he can claim later.

Feel free to give your thoughts on the list.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

**** what everyone else thinks. im not spending half this day phase watching mother****ers talk about claims when *****es could actually scumhunt

 

[ranmaru]

I think JTB should be below Kat and NL. Just because I doubt Kat and NL more than JTB. JTB is usually inactive so I take it as null. I just use PoE on him really.

Rest of list is good to go.

 

[ranmaru]

**** what everyone else thinks. im not spending half this day phase watching mother****ers talk about claims when *****es could actually scumhunt

Then vote J with me man, why you no vote bro?

 

[ranmaru]

My read on J yesterDay was the same as it is toDay. Town.

I'm beginning to doubt there is an SK.

@Inferno: Massclaim won't be necessary toDay. But keep being townie.

Ok, thx.

Well my point is his play reflects to me as third party. Mostly because I had a town read earlier on him. His and Soup's play seem different then usual.

 

[Inferno3044]

**** what everyone else thinks. im not spending half this day phase watching mother****ers talk about claims when *****es could actually scumhunt

It's gonna happen eventually and I'd rather it be sooner than later. Do you wanna go into lylo dealing with claims or do you wanna get it out and then scum hunt? I recommend the latter.