Well, if I had to do it:
First, I take a wood rasp and use it to scrape off all the skin on your chest, right down to the bones, then, while I can watch your rib cage expand and contract with each of your pained breaths, I'll take the same bloody rasp and make you clean it with your tongue. Next, I'll take a small propane torch and use it to sear over the open chest wounds so you don't bleed to death.
After that, I'll break all the bones in your legs by beating you with the rasp, then file most of the flesh and muscle off your leg. By now, your legs are bleeding pretty badly, so I tie a tournoquet around them so you don't die yet.
After I got that taken care of, I'd hook your teeth up to a car battery so they all burst. Once that's done, I'll hook your sexual parts up to the same battery and leave them on until they start to smoke. After your nerves have burnt out and you can't feel anything anymore, I'll cut off your wang, sear the wound shut, then have the wang stuffed. As soon as that's done, I'd take it, and **** you with it several times, until I get bored and make you eat it, stuffing and all.
Once I'm bored with that, I'll break all of your fingers, then smash the bones until your hands are nothing more then a bruised pulp. Then, I'll dislocate your wrists, elbows, and shoulders, and finally rip your arms apart at each of those joints, after tournaqueting off your shoulder. Once the shoulder is out, I'll take the torch and sear the wound closed again.
Finally, I'll pull your intestines out through your bleeding anus, then slit open your stomach and drag them back inside you. While you're dying, I'll rip off your ears and pull out your eyes and tongue. With nothing more then a shell of a body left, I'll bash you in the head a few times to break your jaw, nose, and skull, then end it all by slitting your throat.
Finally, I'd put a rose on top to make you look all pretty and cute.
And in no way do I ever dream of doing it to anyone.
Ever.
First, I take a wood rasp and use it to scrape off all the skin on your chest, right down to the bones, then, while I can watch your rib cage expand and contract with each of your pained breaths, I'll take the same bloody rasp and make you clean it with your tongue. Next, I'll take a small propane torch and use it to sear over the open chest wounds so you don't bleed to death.
After that, I'll break all the bones in your legs by beating you with the rasp, then file most of the flesh and muscle off your leg. By now, your legs are bleeding pretty badly, so I tie a tournoquet around them so you don't die yet.
After I got that taken care of, I'd hook your teeth up to a car battery so they all burst. Once that's done, I'll hook your sexual parts up to the same battery and leave them on until they start to smoke. After your nerves have burnt out and you can't feel anything anymore, I'll cut off your wang, sear the wound shut, then have the wang stuffed. As soon as that's done, I'd take it, and **** you with it several times, until I get bored and make you eat it, stuffing and all.
Once I'm bored with that, I'll break all of your fingers, then smash the bones until your hands are nothing more then a bruised pulp. Then, I'll dislocate your wrists, elbows, and shoulders, and finally rip your arms apart at each of those joints, after tournaqueting off your shoulder. Once the shoulder is out, I'll take the torch and sear the wound closed again.
Finally, I'll pull your intestines out through your bleeding anus, then slit open your stomach and drag them back inside you. While you're dying, I'll rip off your ears and pull out your eyes and tongue. With nothing more then a shell of a body left, I'll bash you in the head a few times to break your jaw, nose, and skull, then end it all by slitting your throat.
Finally, I'd put a rose on top to make you look all pretty and cute.
And in no way do I ever dream of doing it to anyone.
Ever.
