Duke Nukem Forever

[O D I N]

Update: A Gearbox representative says any date out there is a placeholder only.

Which is what I said... >________>

 

[F8AL]

Which is what I said... >________>

I posted that part for people who didn't read the updated article, don't look at me like that.

 

[O D I N]

I posted that part for people who didn't read the updated article, don't look at me like that.

I'll look at you how I want!!!

Spoiler

Now take off your shirt...

J/K!!!

 

[F8AL]

^
o_O

Duke Nukem Forever demo 'early access' included with Borderlands GOTY Edition

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/05/duke-nukem-forever-demo-access-included-with-borderlands-goty/

http://kotaku.com/5656287/duke-nuke...ccess-included-in-borderlands-goty-re+release

 

[jaswa]

My brother playing Duke Nukem 3D is what originally got me into playing FPS games. I hope DNF is vaguely fun at the least =]

 

[LieutenantSerg]

They better bring the Jetpack back with cool levels, nothing like blasting people with a fully charged plasma canon while floating in mid air.

 

[Mic_128]

At a London demonstration Gearbox asked that press not film a trailer featuring strippers,”the word f—-ing” in giant letters , “Duke being pleasured by two women at once” and an alien getting punched in the balls repeatedly.

This game is going to be hilariously awesome.

 

[Kuraudo]

Rated M for mature is so gonna be pushing it. But if it's an AO game, who cares. I'm all for it!

 

[jaswa]

At a London demonstration Gearbox asked that press not film a trailer featuring strippers,”the word f—-ing” in giant letters , “Duke being pleasured by two women at once” and an alien getting punched in the balls repeatedly.

This game is going to be hilariously awesome.

Apparently in classic Duke Nukem style you start the game pissing in a toilet.

 

[F8AL]

Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know that if you own Borderlands on Steam, that you'll automatically gain access to the DNF demo when it's out.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5661933/looks-like-all-steam-borderlands-owners-get-duke-nukem-forever-access

 

[F8AL]

Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming out on May 3rd, 2011!!!!

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/21/duke-nukem-forever-release-date-may-3-2011/

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/...ve-duke-nukem-forever-has-a-release-date.aspx

EDIT: Trailer

Mic Edit: NSWF so be warned!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b78TKZIyw

 

[Luigitoilet]

All hail

the year of Duke

 

[Pikaville]

I simply can't believe it.

Not until it's on the shelves.

 

[O D I N]

I simply can't believe it.

Not until it's on the shelves.

Yup. And even THEN I'm still gonna have trouble.

At least it'll be out for 2012... /obligatory fake ending of the world.

 

[Pikaville]

Imagine the world ended at midnight launch xD

 

[Mic_128]

Well now that we know it's not coming out next year (would be the cause of 2012) I guess a meteor will just smash Gearbox.

 

[O D I N]

Well now that we know it's not coming out next year (would be the cause of 2012) I guess a meteor will just smash Gearbox.

NO! I need Borderlands 2/Borderworlds! D:

 

[Mic_128]

[yt]5VFFR-5a-Ko[/yt]

 

[F8AL]

My heart sank after watching that video.

 

[O D I N]

BIG SURPRISE.

Still, I like how they took that in stride.

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

Duke Nukem Zero Hour needs to return...

 

[WaffleBlaster]

[yt]5VFFR-5a-Ko[/yt]

My soul just died, THANKS GEARBOX! Guess what, I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!

 

[Mic_128]

My soul just died, THANKS GEARBOX! Guess what, I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!

honestly, I think that's the opposite of the problem.

"Okay Duke, we're all ready to get you to work"

"I'm here to be globally distributed and chew bubblegum, and I've still got a lot of gum left."

"Sigh..."

 

[WaffleBlaster]

honestly, I think that's the opposite of the problem.

"Okay Duke, we're all ready to get you to work"

"I'm here to be globally distributed and chew bubblegum, and I've still got a lot of gum left."

"Sigh..."

Win, that is statement of the year

 

[F8AL]

Okay guys, so I have an update on this game! (No...it didn't get delayed. Again.)

Sources: http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/duke-nukem-forever-demo-lands-june-3-for-borderlands-goty-owners/

http://ca.kotaku.com/5802490/get-first-access-to-duke-nukem-forever-the-demo-on-june-3

If you own the GOTY version of Borderlands, you'll be able to download and play the DNF demo starting on June 3rd! (Whoever doesn't own this can download it sometime between June 3rd-14. This game is out in NA on June 14th and June 10th everywhere else.)

 

[O D I N]

I forgot about this game. lol

 

[F8AL]

So yeah. DNF has gone gold. Expect it soon. (I hope.)

 

[O D I N]

I won't believe it until is in my cold, dead, rotting hands.

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

Can't wait for this game. I loved DN64 and DN Zero Hour.

 

[F8AL]

Here is the launch trailer for the game (NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FV9ZF621uc&feature=player_embedded

And the demo is out tomorrow for certain people.

 

[Deleted member]

Anyone get this demo? It's still hard to believe it's actually coming out.

 

[F8AL]

Anyone get this demo? It's still hard to believe it's actually coming out.

Yeah, I downloaded it on the 360.

All you have to do is pre-order the game on amazon then cancel your pre-order and keep the code. That's what I did.

I'd give the demo a score of 6/10

Pros:

- Stuff is interactive
- You can throw pieces of turd at people (lol)
- Your health recovers (Ego = health)

Cons:

- Graphics are...meh
- Animations are bad (Jump up in the air and Duke doesn't even bend his knees...think Fallout 3 animation bad)
- The enemies are stupid
- Guns aren't anything special (pistol, rail gun, shrink ray, etc.)
- Lots of loading, every time you die, it has to load everything again and you have to wait like 30 seconds.

 

[LieutenantSerg]

All you have to do is pre-order the game on amazon then cancel your pre-order and keep the code. That's what I did.

If I could upvote you I would thanks for this
I'm gonna play it in a bit i'm hoping it's not as bad as you say it is.

 

[F8AL]

If I could upvote you I would thanks for this
I'm gonna play it in a bit i'm hoping it's not as bad as you say it is.

Haha, no problem man!

I hate it how they added the '2 weapon limit' in this game. For anyone here who didn't play DN3D, you could carry like 20 weapons.

You can probably beat the demo in 15-20 minutes. It's like 1.53 GB in size.

 

[O D I N]

If I could upvote you I would thanks for this
I'm gonna play it in a bit i'm hoping it's not as bad as you say it is.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.










/upvote

 

[F8AL]

So yeah, so far this game has gotten mediocre reviews.

IGN - 5.5/10
Eurogamer - 3/10

I also read that 50% of the game was cut from the final version but will be included in the DLC they have planned.

 

[Fuelbi]

Wow it takes these guys 14 years to make this game and it isn't even good?

Now that's just sad. And not to mention that half of the other game is in a DLC which shows how half ***** they wanted this game to be. I mean, even that E3 2001/02 (can't remember what year) demo looks better than this ****

 

[Luigitoilet]

It's not like this game was being worked on constantly for 14 years. It's been going through development hell and piss poor management for 14 years. 3DRealms restarted from scratch more times than I can count. It was basically bound to be mediocre. At least it's OUT so they can work on Duke Nukem Infinite or whatever is next and actually make a good game.

I thought the demo was pretty fun, except the two gun limit. What a stupid design decision.

 

[Chris Holmes]

Hopefully Gearbox can make a new Duke Game from scratch if forever sells well enough.

 

[OmegaXXII]

So yeah, so far this game has gotten mediocre reviews.

IGN - 5.5/10
Eurogamer - 3/10

I also read that 50% of the game was cut from the final version but will be included in the DLC they have planned.

....and here I am, thinking about getting this game then I read this.

God! Why does it rate so horrible?

What's up with the gun limit? They should have made it to where you could carry unlimited.

DLC is just a way for those ******* to make more money out of us,