Dirtiest Player in the Game - Wario Social Thread

[PhantomX]

No, there's NOTHING WRONG with being proud of your country or where you live, but being OVERLY proud and blind to its faults is bad, and, actually, it's what causes a lot of foreign hatred for America.

Germany is also capitalist, btw. They reconstructed after World War II with the aid of the US and thus picked up a lot of their practices. They have more government involvement than we do, but it's much more capitalist than socialist.

I'm not kidding though, I can see this is just going to degenerate, so I'm going to start infracting if this conversation continues... pick a new topic, guys.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

So like I should of never went to school I should of became a porn star.

Seriously how do they get jobs as porn stars??????? It doesn't seem like much of a job to me. Being paid to have sex with hot chicks......what the hell I feel as though my whole has been a sham.

 

[PhantomX]

I honestly don't know, lol. You know what must be the worst job ever though? A job as a fluffer (I think that's what they're called).

 

[Zigsta]

Dang, the Wario social thread is so much more serious than the PT social thread.

 

[bassem6]

I honestly don't know, lol. You know what must be the worst job ever though? A job as a fluffer (I think that's what they're called).

whats a fluffer px?

And being a male pron star would be quite an interesting job...I wonder how much they get paid on average...

 

[Gichan]

It could be hard for pornstars to, imagine something you love doing become boring. BORING SEX!! WTF! But then again, you get paid to have sex....so I don't know.

But really, you gotta either practice that **** or be born to **** cause you gotta last looonnggg as hell, like you can't throw the argument you last long with your girlfriend or something, imagine one of those pornstars sucking your ****? can you last that long?

 

[Lord Chair]

I'm pretty sure being a porn star is about as stressful and frustrating a job as any other. It's both mentally and physically rather demanding, and can make a real mess of your social life.

 

[Grizzer]

too right, chair speaks from experience

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

whats a fluffer px?

And being a male pron star would be quite an interesting job...I wonder how much they get paid on average...

I think the fluffer is the person who plays with the dudes balls to keep him hard or make him hard or something along those lines.

 

[PhantomX]

Yeah. The fluffers are tasked with arousing both the man and the woman before they start/continue shooting their scenes.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Yeah. The fluffers are tasked with arousing both the man and the woman before they start/continue shooting their scenes.

Wait that doesn't sound so bad. I didn't think the woman got fluffed. I wouldn't mind fluffing the women.

 

[PhantomX]

I guess if you like being constantly blue-balled. Keep in mind you can never actually DO anything to them, so it's just a constant tease.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

I guess if you like being constantly blue-balled. Keep in mind you can never actually DO anything to them, so it's just a constant tease.

Hmm never thought of that end....yeah that's the worst job LoL. Blue balls sucks I be wanting to kill *****es.

 

[Humpy Thrashabout]

Being a porn star in this day and age is actually quite difficult. The advent of flash video sites you see a lot more free content to compete with. Holding any sort of pay site you have to offer stuff that you couldn't get with a visit to YouPorn or something.
I've seen interviews with porn stars where they talk about how they have to basically talk to each of their subscribers personally to make sure they are giving them everything they want. It's a pretty tough business.

 

[bassem6]

lol. This thread is awesome.

 

[Asa]

the fluffer's job seems unneeded

can't you arouse yourself when you see a hot woman?

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Being a porn star in this day and age is actually quite difficult. The advent of flash video sites you see a lot more free content to compete with. Holding any sort of pay site you have to offer stuff that you couldn't get with a visit to YouPorn or something.
I've seen interviews with porn stars where they talk about how they have to basically talk to each of their subscribers personally to make sure they are giving them everything they want. It's a pretty tough business.

That's the nature of business people will also try to give it away at a cheaper price. But **** it makes mad money.

 

[Lord Chair]

the fluffer's job seems unneeded

can't you arouse yourself when you see a hot woman?

Exactly one more problem you bump into, your libido gets ****ed (pun intended).

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Am I the only one who noticed the resemblance between Wario and Ron Jeremy?

 

[Humpy Thrashabout]

Hey, do anyone of you guys pokemans?

I've been hung up on Shoddy Battle lately. You guys should hit me up. My UU team is tooooo good.

My username is Humpy Thrashabout.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Hey, do anyone of you guys pokemans?

I've been hung up on Shoddy Battle lately. You guys should hit me up. My UU team is tooooo good.

My username is Humpy Thrashabout.

I haven't played pokemon since gold.

 

[Padô]

From communism and politics, to fluffers and now pokemons, I wonder where this thread is going seriously.

I'd do Women fluffing for free AT ALL lol even the ugly ones (since they are thin).
I'd do Men fluffinf if they payed me like 80x pounds 1st place pot.

 

[SnackAttack]

I have a Shoddy Account named weroup.

My friend made it, and he's a weruop fanboy.

I'm getting a new one; so I'll try to understand the game and I'll play with you sometime.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

From communism and politics, to fluffers and now pokemons, I wonder where this thread is going seriously.

I'd do Women fluffing for free AT ALL lol even the ugly ones (since they are thin).
I'd do Men fluffinf if they payed me like 80x pounds 1st place pot.

wow I don't even know what to say

 

[Padô]

say SEXY.

10sexys

 

[brningpyre]

Fluffing? <3 the Wario's.

 

[Lord Chair]

(since they are thin)

I felt extremely urged to post fat-chick pornography, then I realized it'd cost me more than an infraction (my dignity, for one).

 

[PhantomX]

Actually, posting porn gets you perma-banned, lol.

 

[Lord Chair]

Actually, posting porn gets you perma-banned, lol.

I was actually hinting towards that, perhaps I was being too subtle.

On a side note, Wario's taunt in Mario Party 4 left mental scars after I managed to **** up every single action I could possibly make in a 50-turn game.

YAH-HEY

YAH-HEY

YAH-HEY
YAH-HEY
YAH-HEY
YAH-HEY
YAH-HEY
YAH-HEY

 

[Dru2]

This looks like the Wario general discussion, a good place to introduce myself to the Wario Boards. So anyway, uh...

Hi! I'm Lash, and I just started using Wario today lol but i was told i was pretty good today also so hopefully i'll learn more as time goes on.

WA-WA-WA!!
wow, the discussion reaaaaallllly looks like it's going nowhere @ the moment,so i'll be a bit recklessly bold and give y'all a topic.
Is Pizza or Burgers more tasty in ur opinion?
Discuss!

 

[Gichan]

lash, you have an mk icon on your name, default noob man.

And it depends, I think for me it is all on mood. I have a newfound love for cheese pizza now, it's tooo good.

 

[PhantomX]

Hamburger Pizza. Done, I win.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

This looks like the Wario general discussion, a good place to introduce myself to the Wario Boards. So anyway, uh...

Hi! I'm Lash, and I just started using Wario today lol but i was told i was pretty good today also so hopefully i'll learn more as time goes on.

WA-WA-WA!!
wow, the discussion reaaaaallllly looks like it's going nowhere @ the moment,so i'll be a bit recklessly bold and give y'all a topic.
Is Pizza or Burgers more tasty in ur opinion?
Discuss!

I enjoy a good burger. Welcome to Wario how you like him.

 

[Dru2]

lash, you have an mk icon on your name, default noob man.

And it depends, I think for me it is all on mood. I have a newfound love for cheese pizza now, it's tooo good.

glad to see i'm being accepted into the community.

fyi i used mk b4 i even knew about tiers and how mk is supposed to technically be "better" than everyone else. (This probably just makes me an even bigger n00b <(-_-)>)

Hamburger Pizza. Done, I win.

O.o u good, man.

 

[Gichan]

lol, dude, we be trollin on teh wario boards, of course you're welcomed here lol. But don't be like others and give up on Wario so easily just cause of a GR.

And why you dropping mk for wario? mk is teh best.

 

[Dru2]

I'm not dropping Wario for mk and i'm not giving up on Wario. I always use mk whenever i don't win the first match, and i use him primarily in tourney matches. Mk is kinda like my "secret weapon" as u may call it. I always kind of have 2 mains. the other mains have gone from Sonic to Toon Link to Falco to Diddy to now Wario. I really like using Wario cuz i love a good air game. Plus he's Wario, he makes me lol. So I'll probably stick with Wario. But i'll use mk as well.

 

[SnackAttack]

Noooo

No Mk

Solo Wario Baby

 

[KayLo!]

Assuming this thread gets more traffic than the matchup one...........

Pikas are discussing the Wario matchup:
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=270488

Any help would be much appreciated! <3

 

[Dru2]

Happy nao, SnackAttack?

Spoiler

Still using mk

Assuming this thread gets more traffic than the matchup one...........

Pikas are discussing the Wario matchup:
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=270488

Any help would be much appreciated! <3

Aid the enemy? nevar!!!!

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Happy nao, SnackAttack?

Spoiler

Still using mk

Aid the enemy? nevar!!!!

LoL @ lash you're funny man.