ATTENTION LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED ME WHEN I WAS FEELING SAD LAST WEEK:
For your reading pleasure:
[11:10:08 AM] DRB | Raziek: Who's here right now? PAGING XONAR RAMSES JELSMA ZONIE
[11:10:20 AM] Gova: oic
[11:10:45 AM | Edited 11:10:46 AM] DRB | Raziek: I love you too Gova, it's just that I have big news in the dating department
[11:10:58 AM] Gova: so?
[11:11:03 AM] Gova: am i like not cool enough
[11:11:06 AM] DRB | Raziek: And I'm starting to believe there might be some extent of divine influence
[11:11:10 AM] Gova: for you to tell me
[11:11:11 AM] Gova: abou tit
[11:11:26 AM] DRB | Raziek: Well it's just I usually talk with Xonar and Ryker about love stuff, that's all. Of course I'm still going to tell you
[11:11:42 AM] DRB | Raziek: Anyway, let's set the stage
[11:12:31 AM] DRB | Raziek: There's this girl. Everyone has this girl. She's the girl you see walking around campus, you think she's pretty cute.
[11:12:45 AM] DRB | Raziek: You make eye contact a few times maybe, but it never really goes beyond that
[11:13:07 AM] DRB | Raziek: Starting off a series of incredible coincidences
[11:13:31 AM] DRB | Raziek: First, I arrive to campus at 9:20 instead of 9:00, which means I miss breakfast because my bus was late
[11:13:56 AM] DRB | Raziek: This puts me in the student union tim horton's when I wouldn't normally be there, after class at 10:30
[11:14:07 AM] DRB | Raziek: She's there.
[11:14:12 AM] DRB | Raziek: Right in front of me in the line
[11:14:35 AM] DRB | Raziek: So I'm standing there thinking "Maybe I should talk to her", and trying to figure out how to break the ice
[11:14:48 AM] DRB | Raziek: Cue divine influence, stage right.
[11:14:54 AM] DRB | Raziek: On her backpack is a keychain.
[11:15:14 AM] DRB | Raziek: This keychain is of a red Toon Link, which I've only ever seen at the Last Gamestore, a local specialty game shop
[11:15:28 AM] DRB | Raziek: I have this EXACT keychain on my car keys in my pocket
[11:15:46 AM] DRB | Raziek: So I said to myself, "If this isn't a sign, I don't know what is"
[11:16:21 AM] DRB | Raziek: So I mustered my courage, and I did that thing where you awkwardly try to explain to someone you've never met that you're NOT a stalker, but you want to talk to them
[11:16:40 AM] DRB | Raziek: Get past that rocky "how the **** do I do this" introduction
[11:16:49 AM] DRB | Raziek: And I find out we literally have everything in common
[11:16:58 AM] DRB | Juushichi: oh wow
[11:17:06 AM] DRB | Raziek: SHE WAS PLAYING GODDAMN FIRE EMBLEM
[11:17:21 AM] DRB | Raziek: AND IS ON THE SAME CHAPTER AS I AM
[11:17:32 AM] Gova: and she picked male protag with the name jordan
[11:17:36 AM] DRB | Raziek: Bahaha
[11:17:38 AM] DRB | Raziek: not quite
[11:18:01 AM] Gova: she was just on the same difficulty then
[11:18:04 AM] DRB | Raziek: But anyway, yeah. We chatted for like 25 minutes, cleared the basic introductions and interests, I've got her name, she's single, and WE IN THERE
[11:18:27 AM] DRB | Raziek: THe only reason we didn't chat longer is because she had a midterm in 30 minutes
[11:18:43 AM] Gova: did you get her number or something
[11:18:54 AM] Gova: or like she told you to add her on facebook
[11:19:06 AM] Gova: seems a little weird to find out shes single and then have no way to follow up on that
[11:19:07 AM] DRB | Raziek: facebook. I added her
[11:19:08 AM] Gova: ah
[11:19:20 AM] DRB | Raziek: I made sure to get her last name and everything
[11:19:23 AM] DRB | Raziek: Her name's Jenny
[11:19:29 AM] DRB | Raziek: And she's super cute
[11:19:35 AM] DRB | Raziek: And goddamn I'm falling already
[11:19:44 AM] Gova: is she studying law?
[11:19:46 AM] DRB | Raziek: Idle crush turned magnificent stroke of luck
[11:19:47 AM] Gova: i mean how coincidental
[11:19:49 AM] Gova: is this story
[11:19:49 AM] DRB | Raziek: No, arts
[11:19:51 AM] Gova: oh
[11:19:54 AM] Gova: well there goes my joke
[11:20:03 AM] Gova: hehe
[11:20:21 AM] DRB | Raziek: Anyway, that's the beam of ****ing sunlight brightening my morning after that midterm failure
[11:20:26 AM] DRB | Raziek: Juicy talk to me bro
[11:20:36 AM] DRB | Raziek: I'm ****ing losing my mind from excitement
[11:20:48 AM] DRB | Raziek: THIS IS WHY YOU TAKE RISKS BOYS
[11:20:57 AM] DRB | Raziek: CARPE MOTHER****ING DIEM
[11:21:26 AM] Gova: alright lets not get too far off the earth
[11:21:50 AM] Gova: when do you plan on asking her out
[11:22:17 AM] DRB | Raziek: Probably the next time that I talk to her
[11:22:21 AM] DRB | Raziek: I've already been very direct
[11:22:39 AM] DRB | Raziek: Given that very early on in the conversation I outright said "I want to get to know you better."
[11:22:55 AM] DRB | Raziek: Unclear intentions is never a problem with me
[11:23:30 AM] Gova: whens the next time you see her?
[11:23:32 AM] Gova: tomorrow?
[11:23:37 AM] Gova: er
[11:23:42 AM] Gova: i mean unless you're doing it over fb
[11:23:58 AM] DRB | Raziek: Don't know yet. I'll ask her on Facebook when she's free, figure it out from there
[11:24:40 AM] Moth: you go raz!
[11:24:47 AM] DRB | Raziek: Thank you Moth :D
[11:25:05 AM] Moth: SOMEONE in this chat needs a girlfriend
[11:25:07 AM] Gova: i hope ryker says you aren't man enough for her until you beat luniatic
[11:25:10 AM] Gova: (smirk)
[11:25:20 AM] DRB | Raziek: BAHAHA
[11:25:38 AM] DRB | Raziek: That would be flawless, but you've already inb4'd his joke, lmao
[11:25:47 AM] Gova: yeah that was the whole point
[11:25:49 AM] Gova: because
[11:25:49 AM] Gova: you know
[11:25:54 AM] Gova: i lack tact apparently
[11:26:00 AM] Gova: i would have said it myself
[11:26:18 AM] Gova: but as you said earlier you dont really talk to me much so i dont plan on crossing any lines
[11:26:19 AM] Gova: lol
[11:27:00 AM] DRB | Raziek: Don't worry about it, haha
[11:27:09 AM | Edited 11:27:11 AM] DRB | Raziek: I appreciate you listening to my euphoric ranting
[11:27:24 AM] Gova: dont worry
[11:27:34 AM] Gova: i almost feel the same way you did
[11:27:39 AM] Gova: since im about to finish
[11:27:40 AM] Gova: this essay
[11:27:55 AM] Moth: damn
[11:27:59 AM] DRB | Juushichi: good for you razzy
[11:28:00 AM] Moth: I need to step my game up
[11:28:15 AM] DRB | Juushichi: there's not really much to say on my end, lol
[11:28:41 AM] DRB | Juushichi: i've never really been someone to continue to gush over relationship topics, so i will pass on that end
[11:28:46 AM] DRB | Juushichi: but i am happy for you
[11:28:50 AM] DRB | Raziek: No worries bro. Thank you.
[11:29:02 AM] Gova: i dont think anyone here gushes
[11:29:06 AM] Gova: over relationships
[11:29:06 AM] DRB | Raziek: I GUSH
TL;DR:
Divine providence + Carpe Diem = WE IN THERE BABY