Dare Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

OK,
<this is what Vader looks like now

I dare the next person to use my avi

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, I change back to VADAH.

I dare the next person to eat a bowl of nails for breakfast... without any milk!

 

[Karptroopa]

But I do so in a virtual reality game, thus, my tongue is saved.


I dare the next poster to join the Vader Army.

 

[Deleted member]

...

I dare ya to eat lotsa PINGAS!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Alright. Turns out PINGAS is actually a delicious French pastry. Yummers.

I dare you to do the Voldo.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK. Since I don't know what the Voldo is, I'll guess it's a supermodel.

I dare the next person to videotape that.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted, but I convince you to do it for me.

I dare the next person to eat MYBUTT.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Ok. MYBUTT is actually an acronym that stands for Many Yummy Berry Umbrella Trans-fat Tasties. Basically, I eat a lot of super delicious umbrella-shaped gummies. Mmmmmmmmm.

I dare you to take the PSATs.

 

[Karptroopa]

Since I live in the UK, I haven't a clue what you mean.

I dare the next poster to eat lotsa getthispat.

 

[Jonkku]

I eat lotsa getthispat, but it's actually just "get this pat" typed together (in addition to spaghetti anagram) so there's really nothing to eat.

I dare the next poster to stay a night in a koopa hotel.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, i bring FIREBALLZ!

I dare the next person to find me if you can!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I find you and you get cast into the pit which BUUUUURRRRNNNNNNSSSSS!!!

I dare the next person to toast SPAGHETTI!

 

[Jonkku]

I start toasting it but you run in and eat the toaster..

I dare the next person to hit his toe with a hammer

 

[F1r3w0lf]

It's a squeaky hammer.

I dare the next person to play Mario Power Tennis.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. I own your face in multiple matches, in front of your friends.

I dare the next person to tell me to walk through fire.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. I run around in panic and set you on fire because I run into you.

I dare the next person to jump off a 50 foot cliff.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

There's a platform right off the edge.

I dare the next person to post a forced meme.

 

[Meta Jr]

I have no clue what that is sorry.

I dare the next person to have fun.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, I have fun eating a cheese pretzel.

I dare the next person to eat a cinnamon-sugar pretzel.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

It's Delicious!

I dare the next person to learn competitive Pokemon.

 

[M15t3R E]

*My Pikachu proceeds to electrify the entire rest of the cast* Competitive enough?

I dare the next person to go to a store tomorrow and walk around for an hour talking very loudly on their cell phone (you don't have to really be talking to somebody).

 

[Jonkku]

Okay, but I'll do it during the crowd time when every single customer in the store is talking loudly..

I dare the next person to take a dirty diaper, put it on his head and try to go rob a bank like that.

 

[Karptroopa]

But said dirty diaper is actually my weegee dolly, thus I wear a weegee dolly on my head and then rob the bank.

I'm arrested, anyway.

I dare the next poster to break me out.

 

[Iron Thorn]

I accept your dare! It turns out a registered sex offender is driving our getaway car, and he only likes men.

I dare the next person to donate money to the Nofolk SPCA dog walk.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Now I can never play a real game of monopoly again.

The Funky Monkey Dance Contest. ENTER IT!!!

 

[Jonkku]

I enter it and dance so awesomely that I win the Mr Saturn plushie. Must... win!! (Actually I'm only half sarcastic here, Mr. Saturn > epic win)

I dare the next person to not enter that contest, (less contestants = better chances to win for me ^^')

 

[Karptroopa]

But then I casually state to all members of Smashboards that that contest exists, and they all enter instead, weakening your chances of winning.

But hey, at least I'm not joining. :D

I dare the next poster to find my weegee Dr. Nickel Q. Pumpkin dolly.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. In gratitude for finding me, the good doctor gives me a miracle weight loss drug. Your money pays for the prescription.

I dare the next person to run a spider battle tournament.

 

[Deleted member]

Okay, the winner gets to eat Iron Thorn. :O

I dare ya to check into the Hotel California.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, I meet the Eagles and they set me on the path to fame and fortune.

I dare the next person to eat XACE-KFC.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, it's delicious.

I dare the next person to finish my AP Gov project.

 

[Jonkku]

Okay, but you fail, because I just do something random (don't even know what AP Gov means ) and you have to do it yourself again.

I dare the next person to send me Megaman 9 as a gift to my Wii..

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, you have to do my Advanced Placement Government class project for me though.

I dare the next poster to post in my silly letter game.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, then I become a mod and close it.

I dare the next person to do the 5 Dollar Footlong dance for a whole day, nonstop.

 

[Midnaftw]

Granted, but then I become so strong from the dancing that I falcon Punch you in the face and you die.

I dare the next person to make a forum game which involves saying the letters of the alphabet.

poster1: A
Poster2: B
Poster3: C

and stop it from being locked/banned etc

 

[Jonkku]

Okay, I somehow manage to frame you for making it and get you banned... But atleast the thread's alive.

I dare the next person to not be the next person!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

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I dare you to try your custom avatar on, now that they *say* that they are working again.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, but I am on my laptop and don't have the file, so I don't.

I dare the next person to eat 15 movie-size boxes of Nerds than swallow a squirt bottle of French's Yellow Mustard.

 

[Jonkku]

Wait, how can one eat a nerd? I'm no cannibal!

I dare the nect person to be awesome enough to do something awesome that is awesomer than the awesomest awesome.

 

[Midnaftw]

Accepted, BUT NOW I AM AWESOME!

I dare the next person to....... umm..... thingy!